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OotP Spoiler in here.

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CHAPTER 4

The next day, everybody met in the Three Broomsticks. "Where's Lavender?" Dean asked. Seamus replied, "I think she is still unconscious on the floor." Dean nodded. Draco said, "So, who wants to ask first?" Hermione replied, "I will. Truth or dare Harry."

Harry answered, "Dare." Hermione said quickly, "I dare you to..." They were interupted by Colin Creevey. He started taking pictures of Harry. "Oh my gosh! Its Harry Potter! Can I have your autograph?"

Harry stared at him blankly. Finally Ron said to him, "Colin, you knew Harry for 5 years, and you are still after his autograph. Just get over it."

Ron took a chug of his butterbeer. Colin was confused, but then he said, "Can I play with you guys?"

Hermione, being polite, said, "Sure Colin."

"Harry," Draco said. "I dare you to give Colin your autograph." Harry started screaming, "No! Anything but that! Please! Let me live! I'm too young!"

Dean tried to comfort him. "It's okay Harry." he assured. "It won't take long. Just get it over with."

Harry wiped the tears from his eyes and quickly signed the paper Colin gave him. Colin jumped for joy.

Draco muttered, "Stupid Gryffinder."

Ginny glared at him. Harry said, "I just remembered Ginny was playing! Truth or dare Ginny?" She answered, "Truth."

"Do these jeans make me look fat?" Harry asked, pointing to his pants. Ginny answered, "No they don't Harry."

"Yes!" Harry rejoiced.

Ginny looked around the room, when some people entered Three Broomsticks. They were Sirius and Remus (Sirius is alive in this story) "Hey!" Remus said to Harry. "How is everything?"

Draco said, "Oh, just a game of truth of dare. Want to play?" Remus and Sirius both agreed to play. Ginny grinned like a maniac and said, "Truth or dare.. Sirius."

(A/N- This chapter isn't funny at all. I'll try to make the next chapter extra funny. -crazy)