If Liger Could Talk [for 30 seconds.]

Disclaimer: Ah, lovely disclaimers.. *coughgagcough* Anywho, I don't own any Zoids or any of the characters, or the show, blah-blah-blah... Oh! The characters you don't know are madeups. I inserted them because.. hmm.. I dunno. Maybe Ryo could've been replaced by Jamie, and Domonkashu by Dr. Tauros.. Sami by Leena..? Gah! -.- I hate admitting I'm a failure. Without further ado!

3, 2, 1 Let's Jam

Bit:*grins* It's so great being able to understand Liger! ^__^ It's even better knowing I'm the only one who can talk to him and understand him!

Leena: *glares at him* You changed topics on purpose, cookie-thief!

Bit:*blink* o-o No, I was just telling my friend, Ryo, how great it is to be able to talk to Liger. *gestures to his right*

Leena:*sees thin air* ......? O.o;; Oh, great.. Bit has imaginary friends, now..

Bit: Do not! *glares at Leena* Ryo, prove your authenticity to the blind doughnut-thief! *turns to his right and sweatdrops* Hey, Ryo! Where'd you go? O_O

Ryo: *inside Liger's cockpit* Heeeeyyyyyyyyy Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! I'mm iiinnnnnnnnn heeeeeeeeerrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! *waves*

Bit: *blink* HEY! Get outta there! I'm the pilot! T_T

Ryo: ^___^ In a sec! I just gotta ask Liger a couple of questions! *muttermutter*

Liger: Rroar! Grrrrrrr! Grrrrrrrrrrroaaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!

Ryo: O.o; Okay.. uhh... wish I understood that.. umm.. okay! *jumps down and runs off*

Leena and Bit: O.o ... e.e ... @.@; .. o.O;;

-Later that day-

Kashu: It's done! ^_____^ *hands her something wrapped up in a cloth* Careful, now.

Ryo: O.o; K, gotcha. *walks to the Liger and "feeds" it to him* Now! You can talk for 30 seconds! ^_^ Anything you wanna say?

Liger: O_O I can talk..? YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WOOHOO! *jumps up and down*

Brad and Bit: *anime backfall**jump to their feet* O_O;; WHAT THE--?!?!

Ryo: 20 more seconds, Liger. Anything else?

Liger: Hell yeah! Bit, you're a good warrior and all, but would ya do me a huge favor and quit bitching and screaming while you're in my--*goes back to roaring* -Roar! Roaarrrrrrrr!..Grrarl!

Bit: T_T;;;; I bring him through battles intact and that's the first thing he says to me..?!?!?! *backfall*

Ryo: ^^;; The truth hurts, Bit Cloud... Heheheh.

Owari!