Misssy212- Good idea. Thanks for the review!
soupie- I'll give her hell all right. I'll make her pay!! HAHAHAHAHA
Jess- Me too! Its so funny! "Draco raises his eyebrows at Ron. Ron screams out, "Stop the madness!". Thanks for the reviews!
NoDuhwHaTeVa7- I read your stories, and they are pretty good. I reviewed them. Thanks for the review!
Hermione30- hehe
Animegirl1123- HAHAHAHA
RemusisMine- Remus rocks! Hes my favorite character too (seeing your handle name)! Down with Cho..lol
Not-An-Illusion- Thanks for the review!
Star Dust18- I'm glad that you agree with her! I'll email you the updates. Thanks!
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--- Umbridge looked around the room. "Hello!" Draco went up to her and hugged her. Harry and Ron looked at Draco disgustedly.
Hermione walked over to Umbridge to hug her also, but then tripped over Cho's body. "Ahhh!" she screamed. Ron looked over at Hermione. "Oh no! My love was injured!" He hurried to her. "Oh Hermione! Your eyes are like the moon!" Then they started snogging nonstop. Harry said out loud, "How can your eyes be like the moon?"
Everybody shrugged and started to ignore Ron and Hermione.
Umbridge started singing,
"Can't you feel the love tonight ::tonight:: it makes the evening breeze. Stealing through the night's uncertainities. Love is where they are!"
Everybody started coughing. Draco asked Umbridge, "You want to Truth or dare with my friends?" Harry and Ginny blurted out, "Friends?"
Draco nodded. "Friends." he replied. "Goyle and Crabbe moved into a motel because of Ron." He sobbed. Pansy said, "There there Draco."
"Get away from me Pansy!" he said while slapping her. Pansy said "That hurt! I'm telling on you! Waaaahhh!" She cried.
Then all of the sudden, Pansy fainted (FINALLY!).
::THE GAME CONTINUES.... THE DUNGEONS::
Snape said, "Ron's turn! Your turn buddy!" Ron looked at him and shook his head. "We aren't friends! How many times do I have to tell you that?!"
"Truth or Dare Umbridge." Ron said while smirking. "Why are you smirking?" Umbridge replied, "Dare."
"I dare you," Ron started. "to run around Hogwarts three times while singing Hakuta Matata. After you do that, you have to shave off you head, snog the giant squid, and wrestle with the Whumping Willow (did i spell that right?)"
Umbridge agreed surprisingly.
::THE DARE::
Umbridge started running around Hogwarts.
"Hakuta Matata. What a wonderful phrase. Hakuta Matata. Ain't no passing phrase. It means no worries. For the rest of your days. Its our problem free---"
She was halfway around Hogwarts. It took her a couple of hours to run around Hogwarts three times. Then she shaved off the hair on her head and headed to the lake. The giant squid was on top of the lake doing the disco. Umbridge jumped on it and started snogging it. The weird part is she didn't know where the mouth was. The squid was disgusted and threw Umbridge to the Forbidden Forest.
"Ahhh!" she screamed while Hagrid's giant brother started stomping on her. (now shes all flat! hehe) She finally got out of the forbidden forest and head to the Whomping Willow. "Give me your best shot!" she exclaimed, while doing punching motions. The tree grabbed her and started hitting her against the ground.
Finally, the dare was over and Umbridge stumbled back to the dungeons.
:The Dungeons::
When she got back, she couldn't believe what she saw. Everybody was dancing to the Care Bear theme song while dressed up as Care Bears. They didn't notice her come in, so she had to shout, "I did my dare! I'm back and still alive!" Draco cheered while everybody else groaned. Draco looked over at Ron and lifted his eyebrows at Ron again. Ron started screaming. Hermione comforted him and they started snogging again.
Lavender appears at the doorway suddenly. "Have you seen a toad?" she said. "A boy named Neville lost one."
Both Harry and Ron shook her head. "Oh!" Lavender said. "You're doing magic. Lets see then."
Snape suddenly said, "Sunshines daisies butter mellow. Turn this stupid fat rat yellow!"
Ron said, "There is no rat to turn yellow!" All of the sudden, Umbridge turned yellow.
"Is that really a spell?" Lavender said. "Well, its not very good. I do lots of spells because I'm a genius." She pointed at her wand at Harry's nonbroken glasses. "Arcias Repairo!" Nothing happened to Harry's glasses.
Lavender was about to leave when she said to Ron, "You have dirt on your nose, Ron. But I think Colin would just lick it off. Bye!" She left. While she was leaving she hit the wall. She was unconscious again. "Does that girl ever live a day without being unconscious?" Ron asked everybody.
"Bark bark!" Trevor the toad barked. Neville appeared out of thin air. "Trevor!" Snape looked at him in anger. "Thats not Trevor... thats my frog, Snakey."
Neville pouted, "No its not! Its Trevor!! HAHAHAHA!"
Snape cried. "Look what you did Neville!" Hermione yelled at him. "Snape just lost his pet owl because of you!"
Neville looked confuse. "Pet owl? But Trevor is a frog."
Snape whispered to Hermione, "It's okay Hermione. I'll still him back... If its the last thing I do!" He started laughing for no apparent reason. Everybody stared at him blankly. Then Draco looked at Ron and said, "See you are school." And he lifted his eyebrows at him once again."
Snape left the room to be by himself for a while. All of the sudden, a fuzzy little rabbit appears to him. "I'll be your friend Severus!" The rabbit said. Snape smiled and hugged the rabbit.
Hermione went to check on Snape when she found him hugging himself. (the rabbit is imaginary)
Hermione said to him, "Lets continue with the game." Snape nodded and left the room with her.
They went back to the dungeons and continued the game.
Umbridge wasn't allowed to ask truth or dare because Ron said so. So, Remus volunteered to ask. "Truth or dare Snape." Remus said.
"Dare." Snape said, still sobbing about Trevor. Remus replied, "I dare you to shave off Dumbledore's beard." So, Snape went to the Headmaster's office.
::do do do da do do da do::
Finally Snape reached Dumbledores office and said the password, "Care Bears." The eagle suddenly came alive and started talking. "Hey Snape!" the eagle statue said. "Whats happening dude?"
Snape said, "Not much brother. Its all good." They gave each other a high five, and the eagle let him in.
Dumbledore was playing with Fawkes. "Tag! You're it!" Dumbledore exclaimed at Fawkes.
ALl the phoenix did was glare at him, so Dumbledore started crying. He didn't pay any attention to Snape shaving off his beard. Then he went back to the dungeons.
"I'm back!"
Hermione and Ron were snogging once again. Draco was looking at them, with envy (he really wants to lift his eyebrows at Ron). Ginny and Harry were snogging also. And Remus and Sirius weren't snogging. Vanessa just sat there, staring into space.
"I'm back!" Snape repeated. He finally got everybody's attention.
Remus went up to him and said, "Do you want Trevor back?" Snape slowly nodded and sighed.
"Then, we will help you get him back." Remus assured.
Ron stopped kissing Hermione, and said to Umbridge, "Hey Umbridge. You are suppose to do your dare again. Go on!" Umbridge nodded and did her dare again (hehe).
Remus said, "At dinner, Neville will be stuffing his face with food as usual. And Cho will probably be *trying* to flirt with him. Then we can go to the Gryffinder boys' dormitory and steal Trevor back! Then you can have your pet toad.. i mean pet owl back!" Snape curled his lip and laughed out loud.
Sirius started coughing, and the screams of Umbridge could be heard in the background. Everybody chuckled.
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(A/N- Coming up next: Snape gets Trevor back, Umbridge does the dare for a third time and gets another dare after that, Dumbledore finds out about his beard (hehe), and I'm trying to find somebody to be with Remus, Sirius, and Sevie, I mean Severus. Review and give me ideas. Okay, I'll probably update tomorrow. Bye! -crazy2)
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Thank-yous::: Thank you faerie dust2 for recommending this story to a friend. I'm
touched!!!! hehe
soupie- I'll give her hell all right. I'll make her pay!! HAHAHAHAHA
Jess- Me too! Its so funny! "Draco raises his eyebrows at Ron. Ron screams out, "Stop the madness!". Thanks for the reviews!
NoDuhwHaTeVa7- I read your stories, and they are pretty good. I reviewed them. Thanks for the review!
Hermione30- hehe
Animegirl1123- HAHAHAHA
RemusisMine- Remus rocks! Hes my favorite character too (seeing your handle name)! Down with Cho..lol
Not-An-Illusion- Thanks for the review!
Star Dust18- I'm glad that you agree with her! I'll email you the updates. Thanks!
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--- Umbridge looked around the room. "Hello!" Draco went up to her and hugged her. Harry and Ron looked at Draco disgustedly.
Hermione walked over to Umbridge to hug her also, but then tripped over Cho's body. "Ahhh!" she screamed. Ron looked over at Hermione. "Oh no! My love was injured!" He hurried to her. "Oh Hermione! Your eyes are like the moon!" Then they started snogging nonstop. Harry said out loud, "How can your eyes be like the moon?"
Everybody shrugged and started to ignore Ron and Hermione.
Umbridge started singing,
"Can't you feel the love tonight ::tonight:: it makes the evening breeze. Stealing through the night's uncertainities. Love is where they are!"
Everybody started coughing. Draco asked Umbridge, "You want to Truth or dare with my friends?" Harry and Ginny blurted out, "Friends?"
Draco nodded. "Friends." he replied. "Goyle and Crabbe moved into a motel because of Ron." He sobbed. Pansy said, "There there Draco."
"Get away from me Pansy!" he said while slapping her. Pansy said "That hurt! I'm telling on you! Waaaahhh!" She cried.
Then all of the sudden, Pansy fainted (FINALLY!).
::THE GAME CONTINUES.... THE DUNGEONS::
Snape said, "Ron's turn! Your turn buddy!" Ron looked at him and shook his head. "We aren't friends! How many times do I have to tell you that?!"
"Truth or Dare Umbridge." Ron said while smirking. "Why are you smirking?" Umbridge replied, "Dare."
"I dare you," Ron started. "to run around Hogwarts three times while singing Hakuta Matata. After you do that, you have to shave off you head, snog the giant squid, and wrestle with the Whumping Willow (did i spell that right?)"
Umbridge agreed surprisingly.
::THE DARE::
Umbridge started running around Hogwarts.
"Hakuta Matata. What a wonderful phrase. Hakuta Matata. Ain't no passing phrase. It means no worries. For the rest of your days. Its our problem free---"
She was halfway around Hogwarts. It took her a couple of hours to run around Hogwarts three times. Then she shaved off the hair on her head and headed to the lake. The giant squid was on top of the lake doing the disco. Umbridge jumped on it and started snogging it. The weird part is she didn't know where the mouth was. The squid was disgusted and threw Umbridge to the Forbidden Forest.
"Ahhh!" she screamed while Hagrid's giant brother started stomping on her. (now shes all flat! hehe) She finally got out of the forbidden forest and head to the Whomping Willow. "Give me your best shot!" she exclaimed, while doing punching motions. The tree grabbed her and started hitting her against the ground.
Finally, the dare was over and Umbridge stumbled back to the dungeons.
:The Dungeons::
When she got back, she couldn't believe what she saw. Everybody was dancing to the Care Bear theme song while dressed up as Care Bears. They didn't notice her come in, so she had to shout, "I did my dare! I'm back and still alive!" Draco cheered while everybody else groaned. Draco looked over at Ron and lifted his eyebrows at Ron again. Ron started screaming. Hermione comforted him and they started snogging again.
Lavender appears at the doorway suddenly. "Have you seen a toad?" she said. "A boy named Neville lost one."
Both Harry and Ron shook her head. "Oh!" Lavender said. "You're doing magic. Lets see then."
Snape suddenly said, "Sunshines daisies butter mellow. Turn this stupid fat rat yellow!"
Ron said, "There is no rat to turn yellow!" All of the sudden, Umbridge turned yellow.
"Is that really a spell?" Lavender said. "Well, its not very good. I do lots of spells because I'm a genius." She pointed at her wand at Harry's nonbroken glasses. "Arcias Repairo!" Nothing happened to Harry's glasses.
Lavender was about to leave when she said to Ron, "You have dirt on your nose, Ron. But I think Colin would just lick it off. Bye!" She left. While she was leaving she hit the wall. She was unconscious again. "Does that girl ever live a day without being unconscious?" Ron asked everybody.
"Bark bark!" Trevor the toad barked. Neville appeared out of thin air. "Trevor!" Snape looked at him in anger. "Thats not Trevor... thats my frog, Snakey."
Neville pouted, "No its not! Its Trevor!! HAHAHAHA!"
Snape cried. "Look what you did Neville!" Hermione yelled at him. "Snape just lost his pet owl because of you!"
Neville looked confuse. "Pet owl? But Trevor is a frog."
Snape whispered to Hermione, "It's okay Hermione. I'll still him back... If its the last thing I do!" He started laughing for no apparent reason. Everybody stared at him blankly. Then Draco looked at Ron and said, "See you are school." And he lifted his eyebrows at him once again."
Snape left the room to be by himself for a while. All of the sudden, a fuzzy little rabbit appears to him. "I'll be your friend Severus!" The rabbit said. Snape smiled and hugged the rabbit.
Hermione went to check on Snape when she found him hugging himself. (the rabbit is imaginary)
Hermione said to him, "Lets continue with the game." Snape nodded and left the room with her.
They went back to the dungeons and continued the game.
Umbridge wasn't allowed to ask truth or dare because Ron said so. So, Remus volunteered to ask. "Truth or dare Snape." Remus said.
"Dare." Snape said, still sobbing about Trevor. Remus replied, "I dare you to shave off Dumbledore's beard." So, Snape went to the Headmaster's office.
::do do do da do do da do::
Finally Snape reached Dumbledores office and said the password, "Care Bears." The eagle suddenly came alive and started talking. "Hey Snape!" the eagle statue said. "Whats happening dude?"
Snape said, "Not much brother. Its all good." They gave each other a high five, and the eagle let him in.
Dumbledore was playing with Fawkes. "Tag! You're it!" Dumbledore exclaimed at Fawkes.
ALl the phoenix did was glare at him, so Dumbledore started crying. He didn't pay any attention to Snape shaving off his beard. Then he went back to the dungeons.
"I'm back!"
Hermione and Ron were snogging once again. Draco was looking at them, with envy (he really wants to lift his eyebrows at Ron). Ginny and Harry were snogging also. And Remus and Sirius weren't snogging. Vanessa just sat there, staring into space.
"I'm back!" Snape repeated. He finally got everybody's attention.
Remus went up to him and said, "Do you want Trevor back?" Snape slowly nodded and sighed.
"Then, we will help you get him back." Remus assured.
Ron stopped kissing Hermione, and said to Umbridge, "Hey Umbridge. You are suppose to do your dare again. Go on!" Umbridge nodded and did her dare again (hehe).
Remus said, "At dinner, Neville will be stuffing his face with food as usual. And Cho will probably be *trying* to flirt with him. Then we can go to the Gryffinder boys' dormitory and steal Trevor back! Then you can have your pet toad.. i mean pet owl back!" Snape curled his lip and laughed out loud.
Sirius started coughing, and the screams of Umbridge could be heard in the background. Everybody chuckled.
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(A/N- Coming up next: Snape gets Trevor back, Umbridge does the dare for a third time and gets another dare after that, Dumbledore finds out about his beard (hehe), and I'm trying to find somebody to be with Remus, Sirius, and Sevie, I mean Severus. Review and give me ideas. Okay, I'll probably update tomorrow. Bye! -crazy2)
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touched!!!! hehe