crazy4harryjp- (lift eyebrows up) Thanks for the review!
Sammy Rettop Malfoy- I love your last name. Its "potter" backwards!! hahaha! thanks for recommending and reviewing! umbridge will suffer! haha!
Kiki-The-Random-Maiden- My sister just bought a Care Bear movie, and I was watching it was her while I was typing one of the chapters. Then the idea just stuck with me throughout the story so far. Thanks for the review!
OriginAnonymous- Hmmm... interesting idea... hehehe
faerie dust2- Thanks!
Not-An-Illusion- Thanks for your opinion. I'll try harder in future chapters.
Fairy of Obsession- HAHA. Thanks for the review! Thanks for the idea! I usually do all the ideas my reviewers give me. I reviews your f/f. Its good!
Hermione30- I agree with you. I kinda regret writing the Dumbledore part, but its too late now. But I won't do it again. Remus and Sirius were never snogging, thanks goodness. Thanks for the review!
tatortot- HAHA. I read your story too, about truth or dare. I loved it. I think I have it on my faves list too. Thanks for the all the reviews!! I hope your butt feels better from falling off the chair! hehe. The Snape in the thong.. that would be hilarious, but it won't be in this chapter.
Jess16- Okay! I guess I kinda like Care Bears, my sister gave me the idea kinda. Thanks for the review!
soupie- I like Dumbledore too. I regret putting that, but I can't change it. Some people already asked about Remus, so I'll think abou t it.
Dawniky- I'll think about it. I'll add you to my story, but I still have to think of the Remus thing. Some people asked me that too. If you don't mind being with anybody else, tell me. But it can't be Ron and Harry cause they are taking (hehe). Thanks for the review!
Nessie8- I don't know. There's starting to become a waiting list for Sirius and Remus. I'll figure it out. What other *single* characters you wouldn't mind being with also? Thanks for the reviews! Glad that I made your day, LOL!
Tigrechica- What a lovely compliment... Thanks for the review! hehe
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A/N- I watched the first Harry Potter movie last night. And I keep on laughing at some parts. It reminds me of one of my favorite stories: The Rejected Harry Potter script. Its written by Hogwarts Graduate. Its so hilarious. And the second one is even funnier! Haha. Right now, its raining. YES! Its been so hot for a long time. I was thinking of of someone saying, "What are you guys doing?" Then Sirius and Remus would say, "We aren't guys. We're hot chicks." *From "Dude wheres my car"*. But decided not to. Yea.
Here are the single people left in my story: Draco, Colin (hehe), Pansy, Parvati, Lavender, and some other people that I must have forgotten. I'm still thinking about who will be with Remus, Sirius, and Sevy, i mean Severus. Review if you want me to continue the game of Truth or dare, or continue with the story and make a better plot.
Nessie owns Vanessa.. of course. Like I said before, I would be gone August 9-24. *sigh*. I'm going to miss you guys! Just make sure you email me and review my story a lot so I'll be happy when I get back home.
I didn't know my story would get so much reviews. I wasn't even going to continue it as much as I am now. *sigh again... COUGH* Yea... School starts Sept. 8 for me (YAY!). My friend Molly just got back from Florida Tuesday (which is today for now). Shes been gone for over a month, and so we are going to get together and be our silly selves again. I'm warning you though, this chapter isn't very good. Okay, heres the story!
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The screams of Umbridge could still be heard. "Hahahahah!" Sirius roared.
"It's dinner time, Ron!" Draco said while jumping up and down. Then, very randomly, lifted his eyebrows at him once again. Ron rolled his eyes.
"Do you think its wise to trust Hagrid with this?" Hermione asked. Harry was confused. "Hagrid is nowhere near here. What are you talking about Hagrid." REmus said to Hermione, "I trust Hagrid with my life."
Ron said, "Good for you, Lupin!"
So, they all went to dinner and ate and ate and ate and ate and....
They were so full after dinner. So, they decided to relax in the Gryffinder common room. Harry asked, "Excuse me, but whats curious?" Everybody stared at him blankly. "What?!" Harry said and started sobbing.
(Did anyone notice that I left out Parvati in almost all of the chapters so far? Well, shes in this chapter.)
Parvati said, "Lets continue the game."
Ron and Harry said together, "Where did you come from?" Parvati said, "I've been here. It's just that the crazy author never mentioned me." The author of this story someone appears out of nowhere, "Hey! Don't call me crazy! Just because the story is crazy doesn't mean I'm crazy!" Parvati stuck out her tongue and the author slapped her. Parvati sobbed. "Haha" the author laughed evilly.
"By the way," the author said. "My name is Kimmy!" Draco lifted his eyebrows at Kimmy. "Oh, Draco. You did that too the wrong person." So Draco lifted his eyebrows at Ron.
"I can make you people do anything I want because I'm the author!" Kimmy said. "Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Then Kimmy disappeared. "Wicked." Ron said.
Sirius and Remus finally showed up. Sirius stepped dead in front of Harry and said, "Bless my soul, is Harry Potter!"
Harry rolled his eyes and shouted, "On with the game!"
Draco whined, "I'm scared! That author Kimmy has the ability to make us do anything!" He cried. Harry mumbled, "Crying again, Malfoy..."
"Truth or dare" Snape said. "Harry."
Harry answered, "Dare.." He started blinking a lot. Then that made Draco blink a lot too. Snape replied, "I dare you to sing 'Shake your groove thing' with only your Care Bear undies on."
Harry said, "Thankfully I'm wearing my Care Bear undies right now!"
He took off her clothes and someone whistled. "Who whistle?" Harry asked. Draco said, "I think it was the author."
Harry started dancing and singing, "Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah. Show'em how we do it now. Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah. Show'em how we do it now." Everybody started laughing and applauding. Harry bowed and put his clothes back on.
Snape went up to Harry and said, "Boy, I haven't seen you since you were just a baby Harry, but you are a bit longer than I expected. Particularly 'round the middle!" Harry was confused. Hagrid appeared out of thin air and said, "Hey thats my line, Snape! Draw up Dursley, you great prune!"
Ron screamed out, "Stop quoting each other!"
Harry asked again, "Excuse me, but whats curious?" Ron said, "1. Eager to know something: eager to know about something or to get information. 2.too inquisitive: excessively eager to find out about other people's affairs. 3. odd: strange, unexpected, or hard to explain. 4. very intricate: intricate or detailed. 5. A first name of a famous monkey: Curious George."
Draco yelled out, "I love Curious George!"
Everybody ignored Draco.
"My friends are still in a motel... I'm feeling sorry for myself..." Draco said.
Harry said, "Finally! Someone finally tells me what curious is."
"Serious. Quite serious." Sirius said. Harry asked, "Excuse me, but whats serious?" Sirius looked at him and said, "Thats my name." Ron replied, "No its not! Its a constellatioin in the sky!" Sirius stared at him blankly. Everybody started coughing. Harry ignored him and said, "Truth or dare, Snape." He laughed evilly. Snape said, "Dare."
"I dare you," Harry stated, "to dance around the school singing the Care Bear theme song..." Snape agreed but didn't let Harry finish. So Harry had so talk louder to him, "With only a thong on."
Snape refused but people kept on talking him into it, so he did it.
:Meanwhile:
Dennis Creevy was walking with his best friend (and bro), Colin Creevy. "Do you think Harry likes me?" Dennis asked hopefully. Colin shook his head and said, "No! He likes me! Its so obvious."
All of the sudden, they hear somebody singing their favorite song (Care Bear theme) and the potions teacher was doing the cha-cha around Hogwarts, *while singing the song*.
Dennis said dreamily to Colin, "You can have Harry. I'll have Snape." Colin argued, "No! I have Snape, you have Harry!"
:Back to the Game!:
Snape went back to the Gryffinder common room and got dressed in his usual clothes. He noticed that Professor Flitwick, Professor McGonagall, and a student had the join the game also. The girl introduced herself to Snape, "My name is Dawn Kutcher. I am Head Girl. (Shes in Ravenclaw)"
Hermione asked Dawn, "Do you know Aston Kutcher?" Dawn stared at her blankly, and Hermione started crying.
"On with the game!" Sirius said. Snape said, "Truth or dare Flitwick."
"Dare. I may be 3 feet, but I have the daringness (is that even a word?) of a 6' man. HAHA," the short professor boasted.
Everybody coughed while Draco lifted his eyebrows at Ron.
"I dare you," Snape said. "to..."
Hermione interrupted them and said, "Is this going to be on our exams?"
Snape's face become red with anger and tried to calm down while saying, "No. Its a game. I wouldn't put something from a game on my exams!" Hermione nodded with interest.
All of the sudden, Pansy appeared out of thin air, so Vanessa slapped her. Pansy cried and ran out of the room. Draco coughed but Vanessa ignored him. (hehe)
"I dare you to give Hagrids brother a lap dance, then snog him." Snape said.
"Very creative." Harry said. Ron and Hermione nodded and the three of them started to golf clap.
So, Flitwick left the room.
:Forbidden Forest (AKA The Dark Forest/ The forest that Harry had to go into during detention when Dumbledore said that no one was allowed in the dark forest/ The forest that is forbidden/ the scary forest/ the forest with trees and animals.)::
Hagrids brother was sleeping as usual. Flitwick poked him softly in the foot, and that made the giant wake up from his slumber. "Who disturbs my slumber!? (aladdin)"
Flitwick started giving a lap dance. The giant was confused, then Flitwick started snogging him, and the giant was mad. Very mad. "Ahhh!" the giant screamed. So Flitwick ran away as fast as he could while yelling, "Thats it! We're getting away! Far away! Where no on can find us."
Vernon Dursley appeared at the entrance of Hogwarts, stopping Flitwick to get in. "You're big!" Flitwick commented. Vernon replied, "You're small."
Flitwick said, "Lets be best friends!" So they hugged and Vernon disappeared.
:Back to the Game of Truth or Dare.. People in the common room- Harry, Ron, Draco, Hermione, Ginny, Sirius, Remus, McGonagall, Flitwick, Dawn, Vanessa, the unnoticed Parvati, Snape, and maybe some people that I forgot, but not in the mood to find out right now.::
Flitwick entered the Gryffinder common room. Hermione and Ron were snogging, with Draco looking at Ron, wanting to lift his eyebrows at him. Ginny and Harry were snogging. So, Flitwick sat down by McGonagall and started snogging her. "Get off me!" McGonagall yelled. "You know I'm going steady with Professor Binns (hehe)".
Harry asked McGonagall, "Isn't Binns a ghost?" McGonagall repled dreamily, "Yes.. and what a wonderful ghost he is.."
Lavender came in and tripped over Flitwick and hit her head. She was unconscious once again. Ron laughed while Draco lifted his eyebrows at anybody that looked at him.
Flitwick said randomly, "I'm best friends with Vernon Dursley." Harry stopped snogging Ginny suddenly and blurted out, "What?! I thought he was my best friend!" Flitwick giggled like a schoolgirl.
Umbridge finally gets down with her dare. Ron looked at her and said, "I dare you to swim around the lake six times, run through the Forbidden Forest eight times, then run around Hogwarts four times, and then have a nice long conversation with Moaning Mytle." Umbridge nodded and left to do her dare.
Meanwhile, Dumbledore's beard grew back and he looks normal again.
(Coming up next- Trevor comes back, Mohawk Cho, and more!)
Sammy Rettop Malfoy- I love your last name. Its "potter" backwards!! hahaha! thanks for recommending and reviewing! umbridge will suffer! haha!
Kiki-The-Random-Maiden- My sister just bought a Care Bear movie, and I was watching it was her while I was typing one of the chapters. Then the idea just stuck with me throughout the story so far. Thanks for the review!
OriginAnonymous- Hmmm... interesting idea... hehehe
faerie dust2- Thanks!
Not-An-Illusion- Thanks for your opinion. I'll try harder in future chapters.
Fairy of Obsession- HAHA. Thanks for the review! Thanks for the idea! I usually do all the ideas my reviewers give me. I reviews your f/f. Its good!
Hermione30- I agree with you. I kinda regret writing the Dumbledore part, but its too late now. But I won't do it again. Remus and Sirius were never snogging, thanks goodness. Thanks for the review!
tatortot- HAHA. I read your story too, about truth or dare. I loved it. I think I have it on my faves list too. Thanks for the all the reviews!! I hope your butt feels better from falling off the chair! hehe. The Snape in the thong.. that would be hilarious, but it won't be in this chapter.
Jess16- Okay! I guess I kinda like Care Bears, my sister gave me the idea kinda. Thanks for the review!
soupie- I like Dumbledore too. I regret putting that, but I can't change it. Some people already asked about Remus, so I'll think abou t it.
Dawniky- I'll think about it. I'll add you to my story, but I still have to think of the Remus thing. Some people asked me that too. If you don't mind being with anybody else, tell me. But it can't be Ron and Harry cause they are taking (hehe). Thanks for the review!
Nessie8- I don't know. There's starting to become a waiting list for Sirius and Remus. I'll figure it out. What other *single* characters you wouldn't mind being with also? Thanks for the reviews! Glad that I made your day, LOL!
Tigrechica- What a lovely compliment... Thanks for the review! hehe
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A/N- I watched the first Harry Potter movie last night. And I keep on laughing at some parts. It reminds me of one of my favorite stories: The Rejected Harry Potter script. Its written by Hogwarts Graduate. Its so hilarious. And the second one is even funnier! Haha. Right now, its raining. YES! Its been so hot for a long time. I was thinking of of someone saying, "What are you guys doing?" Then Sirius and Remus would say, "We aren't guys. We're hot chicks." *From "Dude wheres my car"*. But decided not to. Yea.
Here are the single people left in my story: Draco, Colin (hehe), Pansy, Parvati, Lavender, and some other people that I must have forgotten. I'm still thinking about who will be with Remus, Sirius, and Sevy, i mean Severus. Review if you want me to continue the game of Truth or dare, or continue with the story and make a better plot.
Nessie owns Vanessa.. of course. Like I said before, I would be gone August 9-24. *sigh*. I'm going to miss you guys! Just make sure you email me and review my story a lot so I'll be happy when I get back home.
I didn't know my story would get so much reviews. I wasn't even going to continue it as much as I am now. *sigh again... COUGH* Yea... School starts Sept. 8 for me (YAY!). My friend Molly just got back from Florida Tuesday (which is today for now). Shes been gone for over a month, and so we are going to get together and be our silly selves again. I'm warning you though, this chapter isn't very good. Okay, heres the story!
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The screams of Umbridge could still be heard. "Hahahahah!" Sirius roared.
"It's dinner time, Ron!" Draco said while jumping up and down. Then, very randomly, lifted his eyebrows at him once again. Ron rolled his eyes.
"Do you think its wise to trust Hagrid with this?" Hermione asked. Harry was confused. "Hagrid is nowhere near here. What are you talking about Hagrid." REmus said to Hermione, "I trust Hagrid with my life."
Ron said, "Good for you, Lupin!"
So, they all went to dinner and ate and ate and ate and ate and....
They were so full after dinner. So, they decided to relax in the Gryffinder common room. Harry asked, "Excuse me, but whats curious?" Everybody stared at him blankly. "What?!" Harry said and started sobbing.
(Did anyone notice that I left out Parvati in almost all of the chapters so far? Well, shes in this chapter.)
Parvati said, "Lets continue the game."
Ron and Harry said together, "Where did you come from?" Parvati said, "I've been here. It's just that the crazy author never mentioned me." The author of this story someone appears out of nowhere, "Hey! Don't call me crazy! Just because the story is crazy doesn't mean I'm crazy!" Parvati stuck out her tongue and the author slapped her. Parvati sobbed. "Haha" the author laughed evilly.
"By the way," the author said. "My name is Kimmy!" Draco lifted his eyebrows at Kimmy. "Oh, Draco. You did that too the wrong person." So Draco lifted his eyebrows at Ron.
"I can make you people do anything I want because I'm the author!" Kimmy said. "Ha! Ha! Ha!"
Then Kimmy disappeared. "Wicked." Ron said.
Sirius and Remus finally showed up. Sirius stepped dead in front of Harry and said, "Bless my soul, is Harry Potter!"
Harry rolled his eyes and shouted, "On with the game!"
Draco whined, "I'm scared! That author Kimmy has the ability to make us do anything!" He cried. Harry mumbled, "Crying again, Malfoy..."
"Truth or dare" Snape said. "Harry."
Harry answered, "Dare.." He started blinking a lot. Then that made Draco blink a lot too. Snape replied, "I dare you to sing 'Shake your groove thing' with only your Care Bear undies on."
Harry said, "Thankfully I'm wearing my Care Bear undies right now!"
He took off her clothes and someone whistled. "Who whistle?" Harry asked. Draco said, "I think it was the author."
Harry started dancing and singing, "Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah. Show'em how we do it now. Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah. Show'em how we do it now." Everybody started laughing and applauding. Harry bowed and put his clothes back on.
Snape went up to Harry and said, "Boy, I haven't seen you since you were just a baby Harry, but you are a bit longer than I expected. Particularly 'round the middle!" Harry was confused. Hagrid appeared out of thin air and said, "Hey thats my line, Snape! Draw up Dursley, you great prune!"
Ron screamed out, "Stop quoting each other!"
Harry asked again, "Excuse me, but whats curious?" Ron said, "1. Eager to know something: eager to know about something or to get information. 2.too inquisitive: excessively eager to find out about other people's affairs. 3. odd: strange, unexpected, or hard to explain. 4. very intricate: intricate or detailed. 5. A first name of a famous monkey: Curious George."
Draco yelled out, "I love Curious George!"
Everybody ignored Draco.
"My friends are still in a motel... I'm feeling sorry for myself..." Draco said.
Harry said, "Finally! Someone finally tells me what curious is."
"Serious. Quite serious." Sirius said. Harry asked, "Excuse me, but whats serious?" Sirius looked at him and said, "Thats my name." Ron replied, "No its not! Its a constellatioin in the sky!" Sirius stared at him blankly. Everybody started coughing. Harry ignored him and said, "Truth or dare, Snape." He laughed evilly. Snape said, "Dare."
"I dare you," Harry stated, "to dance around the school singing the Care Bear theme song..." Snape agreed but didn't let Harry finish. So Harry had so talk louder to him, "With only a thong on."
Snape refused but people kept on talking him into it, so he did it.
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Dennis Creevy was walking with his best friend (and bro), Colin Creevy. "Do you think Harry likes me?" Dennis asked hopefully. Colin shook his head and said, "No! He likes me! Its so obvious."
All of the sudden, they hear somebody singing their favorite song (Care Bear theme) and the potions teacher was doing the cha-cha around Hogwarts, *while singing the song*.
Dennis said dreamily to Colin, "You can have Harry. I'll have Snape." Colin argued, "No! I have Snape, you have Harry!"
:Back to the Game!:
Snape went back to the Gryffinder common room and got dressed in his usual clothes. He noticed that Professor Flitwick, Professor McGonagall, and a student had the join the game also. The girl introduced herself to Snape, "My name is Dawn Kutcher. I am Head Girl. (Shes in Ravenclaw)"
Hermione asked Dawn, "Do you know Aston Kutcher?" Dawn stared at her blankly, and Hermione started crying.
"On with the game!" Sirius said. Snape said, "Truth or dare Flitwick."
"Dare. I may be 3 feet, but I have the daringness (is that even a word?) of a 6' man. HAHA," the short professor boasted.
Everybody coughed while Draco lifted his eyebrows at Ron.
"I dare you," Snape said. "to..."
Hermione interrupted them and said, "Is this going to be on our exams?"
Snape's face become red with anger and tried to calm down while saying, "No. Its a game. I wouldn't put something from a game on my exams!" Hermione nodded with interest.
All of the sudden, Pansy appeared out of thin air, so Vanessa slapped her. Pansy cried and ran out of the room. Draco coughed but Vanessa ignored him. (hehe)
"I dare you to give Hagrids brother a lap dance, then snog him." Snape said.
"Very creative." Harry said. Ron and Hermione nodded and the three of them started to golf clap.
So, Flitwick left the room.
:Forbidden Forest (AKA The Dark Forest/ The forest that Harry had to go into during detention when Dumbledore said that no one was allowed in the dark forest/ The forest that is forbidden/ the scary forest/ the forest with trees and animals.)::
Hagrids brother was sleeping as usual. Flitwick poked him softly in the foot, and that made the giant wake up from his slumber. "Who disturbs my slumber!? (aladdin)"
Flitwick started giving a lap dance. The giant was confused, then Flitwick started snogging him, and the giant was mad. Very mad. "Ahhh!" the giant screamed. So Flitwick ran away as fast as he could while yelling, "Thats it! We're getting away! Far away! Where no on can find us."
Vernon Dursley appeared at the entrance of Hogwarts, stopping Flitwick to get in. "You're big!" Flitwick commented. Vernon replied, "You're small."
Flitwick said, "Lets be best friends!" So they hugged and Vernon disappeared.
:Back to the Game of Truth or Dare.. People in the common room- Harry, Ron, Draco, Hermione, Ginny, Sirius, Remus, McGonagall, Flitwick, Dawn, Vanessa, the unnoticed Parvati, Snape, and maybe some people that I forgot, but not in the mood to find out right now.::
Flitwick entered the Gryffinder common room. Hermione and Ron were snogging, with Draco looking at Ron, wanting to lift his eyebrows at him. Ginny and Harry were snogging. So, Flitwick sat down by McGonagall and started snogging her. "Get off me!" McGonagall yelled. "You know I'm going steady with Professor Binns (hehe)".
Harry asked McGonagall, "Isn't Binns a ghost?" McGonagall repled dreamily, "Yes.. and what a wonderful ghost he is.."
Lavender came in and tripped over Flitwick and hit her head. She was unconscious once again. Ron laughed while Draco lifted his eyebrows at anybody that looked at him.
Flitwick said randomly, "I'm best friends with Vernon Dursley." Harry stopped snogging Ginny suddenly and blurted out, "What?! I thought he was my best friend!" Flitwick giggled like a schoolgirl.
Umbridge finally gets down with her dare. Ron looked at her and said, "I dare you to swim around the lake six times, run through the Forbidden Forest eight times, then run around Hogwarts four times, and then have a nice long conversation with Moaning Mytle." Umbridge nodded and left to do her dare.
Meanwhile, Dumbledore's beard grew back and he looks normal again.
(Coming up next- Trevor comes back, Mohawk Cho, and more!)