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A/n: Ok guys, this story was written by my good friend Moley (aka CG) when she was really bored in class one time. It's really silly, and meant only for fun, so yes, here goes...
Good Mornin' America! -Adventures Across Platform 9 ¾
In the not-so-distant past (actually, it was last month) there was a young man named, well, let's just call him Peanut. He was walking down the streets of London and saw a young man with a scar on his forehead. Hmm. This scar-head turned out to be none other than Harry Potter! Wow! He says to Peanut, "Jolly gee, I'm not wearing any underwear!" Peanut thinks it may be best to leave, but all of a sudden, guess who shows up? Voldemort! Now Legola- I mean Peanut, was no dummy, he had read the books and he knew it may be best to stick around with commando-boy. So he did and Harry waved a stick around that made ol' Voldi tap dance and start singing "Fighter" by Christina Aguilera. Harry and Legol- I mean Peanut, started running away into the Leaky Couldron. Harry paid for the drinks and they dove right on in. Well, let's just say Harry-boy had one to many because he got up on the tables and began to quote the "Raven". After that he started singing "I may be a Tiny Chimney Sweep, but I have an enormous broom." After that Legol- I mean, oh, screw it, his name is Legolas. Yes as in Legolas Greenleaf. He didn't want people to think he was associated with people like HP. Oh, well. So Legolas pulls Harry down off the table and tells him to put some boxers on. Good lord. Not long after, Legolas left the Leaky Couldron and went out into the street again. Out there he saw the most beautiful woman in the world. Professor McGonagal. Wow, what a dish. McGonagal felt the same way about Legolas as he did her. Then, a sudden tragedy happened. A wave of orcs came across and killed McGonagal. Legolas was so upset he died right then and there of a broken heart. Not long after Harry (slightly more sober) came out, saw Legolas, and began to cry, for he too loved him. So he went off to find Ron and together they drank the night away while singing "I may be a tiny chimney sweep, but I have an enormous broom."
The End.
A/n: Ok guys, this story was written by my good friend Moley (aka CG) when she was really bored in class one time. It's really silly, and meant only for fun, so yes, here goes...
Good Mornin' America! -Adventures Across Platform 9 ¾
In the not-so-distant past (actually, it was last month) there was a young man named, well, let's just call him Peanut. He was walking down the streets of London and saw a young man with a scar on his forehead. Hmm. This scar-head turned out to be none other than Harry Potter! Wow! He says to Peanut, "Jolly gee, I'm not wearing any underwear!" Peanut thinks it may be best to leave, but all of a sudden, guess who shows up? Voldemort! Now Legola- I mean Peanut, was no dummy, he had read the books and he knew it may be best to stick around with commando-boy. So he did and Harry waved a stick around that made ol' Voldi tap dance and start singing "Fighter" by Christina Aguilera. Harry and Legol- I mean Peanut, started running away into the Leaky Couldron. Harry paid for the drinks and they dove right on in. Well, let's just say Harry-boy had one to many because he got up on the tables and began to quote the "Raven". After that he started singing "I may be a Tiny Chimney Sweep, but I have an enormous broom." After that Legol- I mean, oh, screw it, his name is Legolas. Yes as in Legolas Greenleaf. He didn't want people to think he was associated with people like HP. Oh, well. So Legolas pulls Harry down off the table and tells him to put some boxers on. Good lord. Not long after, Legolas left the Leaky Couldron and went out into the street again. Out there he saw the most beautiful woman in the world. Professor McGonagal. Wow, what a dish. McGonagal felt the same way about Legolas as he did her. Then, a sudden tragedy happened. A wave of orcs came across and killed McGonagal. Legolas was so upset he died right then and there of a broken heart. Not long after Harry (slightly more sober) came out, saw Legolas, and began to cry, for he too loved him. So he went off to find Ron and together they drank the night away while singing "I may be a tiny chimney sweep, but I have an enormous broom."
The End.