Disclaimer: I do not own YYH. I do not own Kuwabara, Yusuke, Kurama, Keiko, Botan, Hiei, Yukina or Shizuro. I do own this story though. Muawwwwwwwwwww. This story is mostly written upon Kuwabara and Hiei. Not Yaoi fic.
When All Hell Breaks Lose
By: Suicidal Moose
Chapter One: It is my Chicken!
As dawn grew closer. Hiei awoke looking at the rising sun. He glared as if he was going to take someone's life. He sat up on the tree as he looked down seeing, Kuwabara picking his nose, Yusuke talking in his sleep "Leave me alone Grandma". Yukina had her mouth open, Kurama just lying there as stiff as possible, Botan holding her oar. Keiko was sleeping peacefully, Shizuro was lying down with her foot in Kuwabara's mouth. As Hiei looks at Kuwabara "What a savage fool, he is so foolish, like he walked right into Onji's trap. Kuwabara stops picking his nose.
Hiei jumps out of the tree. "Man I sure could go for some chicken wings" he said. Kurama awakes smelling chicken wings. He fancily gets up and walks to where Hiei is. "What do you got there my friend Hiei" Kurama said with a sudden urge. "Nothing you baboon" Hiei said holding a chicken wing. Hiei was chewing it "Crunch, Crunch, Crunch". That is all Kurama heard. He eagerly tried to keep his self together. As he knew iy he was on top of Hiei. "Give me some chicken" Kurama yelled. "No you fool, my chicken is to valuable and it's my FUCKING chicken" Hiei yelled angrily. They rolled on the floor, punching them selves. Botan awoke "Hey what are u guys fighting about?" she said suddenly feeling a smell up her spine. She turned into a devilish Botan. She looked just like herself but was red and had horns. "Give me some chicken NOW!" she yelled. Kurama and Hiei turned around looking at Botan. They screamed.
Hiei as fast as he could grabbed the chicken jumping in the tree. Botan had Kurama cornered. "Where is my chicken?" " I don't have it, Hiei does". "Hn" Hiei said. "I see" Botan said in a devil voice. As she jumps onto her oar "go broom, go broom". "Run Hiei" Kurama yelled. As Hiei heard he jumped out of the tree and ran for his life. Saying to his self. "I will save you my chicken friends". As Botan on her oar zoomed catching up with Hiei. Hiei looked back seeing Botan. "No!" He screamed. He kept on running. Botan grabbing the chicken bag. Throwing Hiei into a rock.
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