Authors Intro: Welcome to the second installment of Teen Titans Jeopardy.
Before I go any further I'd like to say this: I got a review recently for
this story that suggested me using Terra in this chapter of my story. To
those of you who do not know I am a Raven/BB fan (or shipper) and as far as
Terra goes for me I feel she is a usurper and a succubus (figuratively
speaking) and a threat to the R/BB relationship. To put it simply, I don't
like her, so I am almost certain that none of my fanfictions will ever
include Terra in them. Anyway, I just wanted to say that and let you all
know, so getting back to the story; in this installation we will have
Robin, Raven, the return of the ever perverted Cyborg and of course Alex
Trebek. Hope you all enjoy. Please R&R.
Disclaimer: See chapter 1
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Alex: (Scene opens up to jeopardy stage) Welcome back to Teen
Titans Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I come before you all to
stew in the public hellhole that is my life. That being said,
lets take a look at the scores. Cyborg is in the lead with
-$2300.
Cyborg: I bet you'd like a piece of this ass, wouldn't ya
Trebek?!
Alex: No, I don't. In second place we have Raven, who has done
nothing all day, but babble incessantly, due to her recent
depression.
Raven: My mind is a perplex enigma of never-ending torture
and misery that will lead to the inevitable implosion of my
delicate psyche.
Alex: Touching. And in last place we have Robin, who has set a
new Jeopardy record for incompetence with -$694,000.
Robin: I know karate (makes kung fu motion).
Alex: Of course you do. Anyway, better luck to all of you in
the next round.
Raven: This game degrades the intellectual integrity of
everyone involved in this meaningless display of trivial
nonsense.
Alex: She actually has a point. Well at any rate it's time for
double jeopardy; lets take a look at the board. And the
categories are: (screen moves across categories) "Potent
Potables", "Days of the Week", "Fags named Trebek"...no wait.
Cyborg: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Alex: (Alex walks over to take down taped up paper reading "Fags
named Trebek") Very amusing, I...I'm sure you're very proud of
yourself.
Cyborg: Oh I am Trebek, AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Alex: ...Anyway, moving on we have: "Colors", "Fruits that End in
–rape", "Superheroes", "Yes or No" and finally "Will this Hurt
if you Touch it?" Robin you're in last place so why don't you
start us off.
Robin: What is Violin.
Alex: I haven't asked a question yet; I'm asking you to pick a
category.
Robin: Ok, then what is violin for $800.
Alex: ...Why don't we just go to "Colors" for $600. And the
question is: This is what color a blueberry is. (Cyborg buzzes
in) Cyborg.
Cyborg: Red
Alex: No. (Robin buzzes in) Robin.
Robin: Did you say raspberry or strawberry?
Alex: Neither! I said "blueberry".
Robin: Oh, well then I don't know.
Alex: ...Simply stunning. (Raven buzzes in) Raven
Raven: The simple and insignificant lives of all people are
entirely inconsequential and will lead to nothing but the
senseless toil and suffering of them with no reap of benefit or
reward, and end in an eternal void of nothingness (timer
buzzes).
Alex: Sorry, you are out of time. The answer of course was
blue. Anyway Robin it's still your board so please pick a
category.
Robin: (Makes various karate poses) WHAAAAAAA!!
HYYYAAAAAAA!! OOSHAAAAA!!! WHHOOOOOOO YAGA!! YHAAAA GILI!!
HAAA!!
Alex: Okay, Raven why don't you pick.
Raven: Darkness will be the eventual downfall of all
beings, and envelope the Earth and fill it with hatred and
despair, as it will to all who exist in this perpetual hole of
time and space.
Alex: All right forget it. Lets just go to "Superheroes" for
$400. And the question is: This quick-witted superhero lives
in Gotham City and is named after a flying mammal. (Nobody
answers) Robin I know for a fact that you are this superheroes
sidekick. (Robin buzzes in) Robin.
Robin: I will say, who is Spiderman
Alex: That is infuriating. (Raven buzzes in) Raven.
Raven: No matter how mighty, all heroes and beings shall
fall to their inevitable fate, which plagues all people, and
their meaningless lives will be forgotten just like all who have
fallen before them.
Alex: For the love of god, shut your freaking noise hole!
...Whatever, the answer was Batman. And anyway, it's still
Raven's board, but since she is a demented psycho-bitch, I'll
let Cyborg choose.
Cyborg: Ah, well met Trebek, I'll take Fruits that Rape for
$400.
Alex: Wh...Wha...No, no that's fruits that end in –rape.
Cyborg: AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, you can't pull the wall over
my eyes Trebek, HAHAHAHA!! And yeah I'm looking at you!
AHAHAHAHA!!!
Alex: (Sighs)...Lets just go to "Days of the Week" for $200. And
the question is: This is the day of the week that today is.
(Cyborg buzzes in) Cyborg
Cyborg: August
Alex: No, and that's not even the current month. (Robin buzzes
in) Robin.
Robin: Well it's quite obvious Alex; it is the 49th of
Octanuary of the year 1223, thank you, now I will take plungers
for $9000.
Alex: Are you by any chance suffering from a brain hemorrhage?
(Raven buzzes in) Raven.
Raven: Time is a random manmade record keeping construct
that holds no-
Alex: All right I see where this is going, so just shut up.
...Either way the answer was Tuesday.
Robin: Well of course it was.
Alex: Whatever, lets just go to final jeopardy and the category
is (Starts to tear up card) and you know what, just write your
name, that's all, write your name (jeopardy music starts and
Titans start writing) It can be your superhero name...or your
secret identity... it can even be a nickname, just write something
you are called by (jeopardy music ends) and lets see what you
all wrote, we'll start with Robin and you wrote (screen reads
Batman) ...Batman...you...you're not Batman.
Robin: Yet
Alex: Great, anyway lets see your wager (screen reads 10
kajillion dollars)...10 kajillion dollars...that...that's not even a
real number.
Robin: Oh it will be Alex, it will be.
Alex: Fine, whatever, moving on lets see Raven's answer and you
wrote (screen is blank)...nothing...great, and you wagered (screen
is blank)...nothing again.
Raven: This pen is unworthy of even being associated with
me, how could it, a mere artificial manmade object, understand
the grief and sorrow that overwhelms the depraved and suffering
abyss of my mind.
Alex: You are a deeply disturbed human being (begins to walk
over to Cyborg).
Cyborg: Man Trebek, she's crazy.
Alex: You're telling me.
Cyborg: I mean she's a nut job that one, but I mean hey you
know what I'm talking about right, heh heh.
Alex: Yeah yeah heh heh (they both chuckle) yeah, well anyway
lets see what you wrote Cyborg, and you answered (screen reads
"Alex is Great")...Alex is Great. I...I can't believe it.
Cyborg: And I do mean that man, I mean I know I'm tough on
ya, but it's all in good fun you know that right?
Alex: (Pretending to know) Well yeah, yes.
Cyborg: And I deeply do respect you, I think you're a good
man.
Alex: Well th...thank you, well anyway lets see your wager for
Alex is Great (screen reads "at Sucking Cock")...at Sucking Co-
...okay.
Cyborg: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Alex: Yeah...I...I guess I walked right into that one didn't I.
Cyborg: I only say it because it's true Trebek
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alex: Yeah, great, well anyway that's all the time we have
tonight, I'm Alex Trebek saying that if you happen to see me
crossing the street please run me over, good night. (Screen
fades out)
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Authors Note: Well that's it for chapter 2. Hoped you enjoyed, please R&R, etc. I think I will probably do at least one more round of this; next time it will be a Teen Titans villain's edition, with Jynx, Gizmo and Plasmus. Beyond that I'm not sure, depends on the amount of reviews I get and if I get any more inspiration. Well that's all till next time remember: Life is like a box of chocolates; it's sweet.
Disclaimer: See chapter 1
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Alex: (Scene opens up to jeopardy stage) Welcome back to Teen
Titans Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I come before you all to
stew in the public hellhole that is my life. That being said,
lets take a look at the scores. Cyborg is in the lead with
-$2300.
Cyborg: I bet you'd like a piece of this ass, wouldn't ya
Trebek?!
Alex: No, I don't. In second place we have Raven, who has done
nothing all day, but babble incessantly, due to her recent
depression.
Raven: My mind is a perplex enigma of never-ending torture
and misery that will lead to the inevitable implosion of my
delicate psyche.
Alex: Touching. And in last place we have Robin, who has set a
new Jeopardy record for incompetence with -$694,000.
Robin: I know karate (makes kung fu motion).
Alex: Of course you do. Anyway, better luck to all of you in
the next round.
Raven: This game degrades the intellectual integrity of
everyone involved in this meaningless display of trivial
nonsense.
Alex: She actually has a point. Well at any rate it's time for
double jeopardy; lets take a look at the board. And the
categories are: (screen moves across categories) "Potent
Potables", "Days of the Week", "Fags named Trebek"...no wait.
Cyborg: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Alex: (Alex walks over to take down taped up paper reading "Fags
named Trebek") Very amusing, I...I'm sure you're very proud of
yourself.
Cyborg: Oh I am Trebek, AHAHAHAHAHA!!
Alex: ...Anyway, moving on we have: "Colors", "Fruits that End in
–rape", "Superheroes", "Yes or No" and finally "Will this Hurt
if you Touch it?" Robin you're in last place so why don't you
start us off.
Robin: What is Violin.
Alex: I haven't asked a question yet; I'm asking you to pick a
category.
Robin: Ok, then what is violin for $800.
Alex: ...Why don't we just go to "Colors" for $600. And the
question is: This is what color a blueberry is. (Cyborg buzzes
in) Cyborg.
Cyborg: Red
Alex: No. (Robin buzzes in) Robin.
Robin: Did you say raspberry or strawberry?
Alex: Neither! I said "blueberry".
Robin: Oh, well then I don't know.
Alex: ...Simply stunning. (Raven buzzes in) Raven
Raven: The simple and insignificant lives of all people are
entirely inconsequential and will lead to nothing but the
senseless toil and suffering of them with no reap of benefit or
reward, and end in an eternal void of nothingness (timer
buzzes).
Alex: Sorry, you are out of time. The answer of course was
blue. Anyway Robin it's still your board so please pick a
category.
Robin: (Makes various karate poses) WHAAAAAAA!!
HYYYAAAAAAA!! OOSHAAAAA!!! WHHOOOOOOO YAGA!! YHAAAA GILI!!
HAAA!!
Alex: Okay, Raven why don't you pick.
Raven: Darkness will be the eventual downfall of all
beings, and envelope the Earth and fill it with hatred and
despair, as it will to all who exist in this perpetual hole of
time and space.
Alex: All right forget it. Lets just go to "Superheroes" for
$400. And the question is: This quick-witted superhero lives
in Gotham City and is named after a flying mammal. (Nobody
answers) Robin I know for a fact that you are this superheroes
sidekick. (Robin buzzes in) Robin.
Robin: I will say, who is Spiderman
Alex: That is infuriating. (Raven buzzes in) Raven.
Raven: No matter how mighty, all heroes and beings shall
fall to their inevitable fate, which plagues all people, and
their meaningless lives will be forgotten just like all who have
fallen before them.
Alex: For the love of god, shut your freaking noise hole!
...Whatever, the answer was Batman. And anyway, it's still
Raven's board, but since she is a demented psycho-bitch, I'll
let Cyborg choose.
Cyborg: Ah, well met Trebek, I'll take Fruits that Rape for
$400.
Alex: Wh...Wha...No, no that's fruits that end in –rape.
Cyborg: AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh, you can't pull the wall over
my eyes Trebek, HAHAHAHA!! And yeah I'm looking at you!
AHAHAHAHA!!!
Alex: (Sighs)...Lets just go to "Days of the Week" for $200. And
the question is: This is the day of the week that today is.
(Cyborg buzzes in) Cyborg
Cyborg: August
Alex: No, and that's not even the current month. (Robin buzzes
in) Robin.
Robin: Well it's quite obvious Alex; it is the 49th of
Octanuary of the year 1223, thank you, now I will take plungers
for $9000.
Alex: Are you by any chance suffering from a brain hemorrhage?
(Raven buzzes in) Raven.
Raven: Time is a random manmade record keeping construct
that holds no-
Alex: All right I see where this is going, so just shut up.
...Either way the answer was Tuesday.
Robin: Well of course it was.
Alex: Whatever, lets just go to final jeopardy and the category
is (Starts to tear up card) and you know what, just write your
name, that's all, write your name (jeopardy music starts and
Titans start writing) It can be your superhero name...or your
secret identity... it can even be a nickname, just write something
you are called by (jeopardy music ends) and lets see what you
all wrote, we'll start with Robin and you wrote (screen reads
Batman) ...Batman...you...you're not Batman.
Robin: Yet
Alex: Great, anyway lets see your wager (screen reads 10
kajillion dollars)...10 kajillion dollars...that...that's not even a
real number.
Robin: Oh it will be Alex, it will be.
Alex: Fine, whatever, moving on lets see Raven's answer and you
wrote (screen is blank)...nothing...great, and you wagered (screen
is blank)...nothing again.
Raven: This pen is unworthy of even being associated with
me, how could it, a mere artificial manmade object, understand
the grief and sorrow that overwhelms the depraved and suffering
abyss of my mind.
Alex: You are a deeply disturbed human being (begins to walk
over to Cyborg).
Cyborg: Man Trebek, she's crazy.
Alex: You're telling me.
Cyborg: I mean she's a nut job that one, but I mean hey you
know what I'm talking about right, heh heh.
Alex: Yeah yeah heh heh (they both chuckle) yeah, well anyway
lets see what you wrote Cyborg, and you answered (screen reads
"Alex is Great")...Alex is Great. I...I can't believe it.
Cyborg: And I do mean that man, I mean I know I'm tough on
ya, but it's all in good fun you know that right?
Alex: (Pretending to know) Well yeah, yes.
Cyborg: And I deeply do respect you, I think you're a good
man.
Alex: Well th...thank you, well anyway lets see your wager for
Alex is Great (screen reads "at Sucking Cock")...at Sucking Co-
...okay.
Cyborg: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Alex: Yeah...I...I guess I walked right into that one didn't I.
Cyborg: I only say it because it's true Trebek
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alex: Yeah, great, well anyway that's all the time we have
tonight, I'm Alex Trebek saying that if you happen to see me
crossing the street please run me over, good night. (Screen
fades out)
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Authors Note: Well that's it for chapter 2. Hoped you enjoyed, please R&R, etc. I think I will probably do at least one more round of this; next time it will be a Teen Titans villain's edition, with Jynx, Gizmo and Plasmus. Beyond that I'm not sure, depends on the amount of reviews I get and if I get any more inspiration. Well that's all till next time remember: Life is like a box of chocolates; it's sweet.