Authors Intro: Whelp, here's the third round of Teen Titans Jeopardy. This time we've got Gizmo, Jynx and Plasmus and, of course the ever piteous Alex Trebek. Well anyway I guess that's all I have to say, please read and enjoy.

Disclaimer: See chapter 2 (or 1)

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Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. We've got a special treat for you all today. For this round we have a special Teen Titans Villains edition of Celebrity Jeopardy. I feel like I'm betraying my fellow man doing this, but since I've lost pretty much all of my humanity by becoming the extension of a heartless corporate conglomerate, it kind of works out. Anyway, lets take a look at the scores. First, we have Jynx with -$2800.

Jynx: Oooooooooooooo...are we on a game show or something?

Alex: For the 9th time, yes.

Jynx: Oooooohhhhh...when do we get to see Bob Barker, I wanna see Bob Barker, that guys a kook.

Alex: ...All right, moving on, next we have Gizmo with -$1900.

Gizmo: Piss off Alex you f$%#ing terd!

Alex: Okay, that's entirely unnecessary. ...Well lastly, and I can't believe they would do this to me, but we have Plasmus, who has done nothing all day, but speak in his own flatulence.

Plasmus: (Lets out moderately loud flatulence)

Alex: And I'm not even sure where that's coming from. ...Either way it's time for double jeopardy; lets take a look at the board. And the categories are "Potent Potables", "Cold Things", "One of You", "Planets that End in –upiter", "Two-Letter Words", "Why Communism Sucks" and finally "Heavy Objects". All right lets get this over with, Jynx why don't you start us off?

Jynx: I wanna see Bob Barker first.

Alex: ...All right, how about "Two-Letter Words" for $400. And the question is: This two-letter word begins with "d" and ends with "o". (Gizmo buzzes in) Gizmo.

Gizmo: Be.

Alex: No.

Gizmo: S%$#head!

Alex: Whatever, (Jynx buzzes in) Jynx.

Jynx: Ice.

Alex: No. (Plasmus buzzes in) Plasmus.

Plasmus: (Lets out flatulence)

Alex: That is disgusting. ...Well the answer was of course "do", and Jynx it's still technically your board so why don't you pick a category.

Jynx: I will choose Ice.

Alex: What you mean "Cold Things"?

Jynx: No, I mean Ice.

Alex: ...Okay, forget it, lets go to "One of You" for $200, and might I add that the answer to each of these questions will be one of the three of you. And the question is: (Picture of Gizmo and Mammoth is shown) this is the Teen Titan's villain seen next to Mammoth. (Gizmo buzzes in) Gizmo.

Gizmo: Yo man that's Mammoth, I work with that pimp.

Alex: No.

Gizmo: Damnit, who do you think you are Alex, ya f$#%ing hack!

Alex: (Sighs, and Plasmus buzzes in)...Plasmus.

Plasmus: (Lets out flatulence)

Alex: Would you please stop that? (Jynx buzzes in) Jynx.

Jynx: Ice.

Alex: No! And could you please try a different answer. (Jynx gives a blank stare) ...Forget it, the answer was Gizmo. Well anyway I'm not even going to bother letting Jynx choose a category so Gizmo how about you pick.

Gizmo: Ok, how about f!#$ off Alex for $300.

Alex: (Sighs)...Why don't we just do "Planets that End in –upiter" for $200. And the question is: This is the only planet that ends in –upiter. (Plasmus buzzes in) Plasmus.

Plasmus: (Lets out flatulence)

Alex: All right, seriously, can't you do anything besides that?

Plasmus: (Pauses, then spits out projectile vomit that spreads all over the stage floor).

Alex: ...I swear to god this is not in my contract. (Gizmo buzzes in) Gizmo.

Gizmo: Uranus! Ha ha ha, get it; Your Anus! Ha ha ha ha!

Alex: Yes...yes I get it, very amusing.

Gizmo: Aw shut up, ya f#&%ing prick!

Alex: Whatever, (Jynx buzzes in) all right you know what, no just forget it Jynx.

Jynx: Aw, c'mon, you're not even gonna let me answer?

Alex: I know what you're going to say.

Jynx: I was gonna say something different this time.

Alex: You were?

Jynx: Yeah, I was.

Alex: Oh, well okay lets hear it.

Jynx: Oh yeah! What is Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccceeeeee!!! Ha ha.

Alex: ...I feel like hitting you in the head with a pipe right now. Well the answer was Jupiter, not that it matters to any of you. ...Well I'm not even going to let any of you pick the next category so I'll choose it, so lets go to "Cold Things for $600. And the question is: This is made from frozen water and is often used to cool drinks. (Gizmo buzzes in) Gizmo

Gizmo: A car battery.

Alex: No.

Gizmo: You're full of s%#$ Trebek!

Alex: No, I think you're talking about Plasmus.

Gizmo: (Looks over at Plasmus) Oh, yeah.

Alex: And speaking of whom, it appears that Plasmus has apparently eaten his own buzzer.

Plasmus: (Plasmus has buzzer cord dangling out of his mouth)

Alex: Simply stunning (Jynx buzzes in) Jynx, thank you god.

Jynx: All right all right, it's it's it's uh, uh...

Alex: It's okay calm down; I know you can answer this.

Jynx: Ok, ok the answer is uh, uh, uh.........(Pauses till the buzzer sounds)

Alex: ...I...I don't believe it, you...you couldn't answer it.

Jynx: ...That was a hard one.

Alex: Unbelievable, the answer of course was ice.

Jynx: Ooooooooooohhhhh...what's ice?

Alex: (Speechless)...okay I've had enough lets just go to final jeopardy; and you're question is: just write your favorite color. (Jeopardy music starts) That's all you have to do, is write your favorite color...keep in mind it can be any color...in fact just as long as you write a color you'll get it right...there's no reason any of you should get this wrong. (Jeopardy music ends) All right lets see what you all wrote starting with Jynx, and I'm pretty sure what you wrote (screen says Ice)...and I'm right, you wrote Ice. Well, that's not a color, but lets see how much you wagered anyway (screen says Ice)...and you wrote Ice again. Do you mind telling me why you keep answering Ice, anyway?

Jynx: ...Because Ice is the answer to all of life's riddles.

Alex: ...Ok, lets just move on to Gizmo and see what he wrote.

Gizmo: Ah, f#!$ this! I don't need to play a stupid f#!$ing game! I'm a super villain damnit! (Pulls out a gun) Now give me the f$!#ing money or I'll blow your f&$#ing head off! (Attempts to fire bullet in the air, but nothing happens) Aaaaaahhh, just as soon as I get the f#!$ing safety off this f%#!ing piece of s$#%. (Struggles to release safety, but fails) GAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (Starts cursing insanely) #&!!% #$$ #$&## # %%#%# $$&#$ $$&#$& $$ ? $$ && %& %&&% &$) $! #$# &%#& $ %& &$$ %#& &% $#% #%? $? ! $#& %%#%!!!! (Finally gives up trying to release safety and throws the gun across the room) F%!$ THIS!!! YOU F&$#ING ASSHOLES, GO F%$# YOURSELF!!!!! (Flips off Trebek and walks off stage)

Alex: (Completely stunned)...Okay, Gizmo has just used words that I didn't even know existed, but regardless lets continue. (Walks over to Plasmus) And it looks like Plasmus has written nothing, because he has apparently also eaten his pen.

Plasmus: (Has pen chain dangling from his mouth, then lets out loud resounding flatulence)

Alex: ...That's lovely; don't ever come back here again. Well that's all the time we have for tonight, I'm Alex Trebek, I hate you all, good night.

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Authors Note: That's it hope you enjoyed. Please Read and Review, etc, etc. By the way the reason I used the word flatulence so much is because I don't like to use the alternative, that's just me, but yes it does mean the same thing. Anyway this is probably the last round I'll do for now. It's possible that I may update it, it depends on the reviews I get and if I get any more ideas. And as far as new stories I've already got plans on my next one so look out for it. Till next time remember: I've run out of ideas for dorky advice quotes. Good Night!