Hey y'all! Your friend Scooter here ?! THANK YOU ALL FOR THE REVIEWS! I LUV
YOU GUYS! (lol) ok but now were going to see who I'm introducing! I'm
introducing the lovely Sango -Sango waves- And the lecherous boy Miroku (-
whispers- he's my favorite!) but, On to the story! And again.kinda bad
chapter title! These beginning chapters are hard to find titles for.
p.s. I guess the last chapter wasn't as long as I thought, so ill make it longer this time. I found some typos on the last chapter and will try to fix tho A.S.A.P! I WILL TRY EVEN HARDER THIS TIME!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Inuyasha Characters, so PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! But I do own this story and this idea! -Shakes finger- no stealing unless I say so.. Ill go fan fiction undercover-ess, mid-evil on your ass! Lol so don't try it! ^.~
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Chapter two: Living with a lecher, at least 1 hour and counting!
Kaede cleared her throat and pushed the button to the front office, "Um, Sheryl, can ye send down Miroku from room 775 please?"
"Like sure!"
Kaede shook her head, "Charity? Charity what are ye doing?"
"uh, like making my nails all pretty like, do you think pink suits me?"
"yes, Charity. Its all ye wear."
"Oh yeah huh!"
Kaede sighed, "ok what I mean is, what are you doing controlling the intercom?"
Charity laughed, "Like Miss. Morgan, is like, doing the same thing for me, that you like do for Kagome, ya' know? I just HATE reading, its such bummer"
Kaede nodded, "okay Charity, just get him down here, soon."
Charity popped her gum, "okay, okay! I will!"
Inuyasha cocked his head to the right, obviously confused. Kaede looked at him and cleared her throat again, "that was Charity, head cheerleader at her old school, fully explains it, eh?"
Inuyasha forced a laugh, and tried to say something, but was interrupted by a loud sound of two voices coming from the intercom:
"Like, Lover boy! Your wanted in ol' Kaede's room"
"Why does the old lady want me?"
Inuyasha saw Kaede tense.
"I don't know. Like something about some new guy."
"Hey Charity!"
Charity's voice got real quiet, "What?"
Miroku's wasn't any louder, "what do ya' say you, me, and Champaign later, say 12?"
Charity giggled, "oh you naughty naught-"
Kaede went as close as possible to the intercom and screamed at the top of her lungs (which wasn't very loud) "WE DO NOT HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT YE'S PERSONAL AFFAIRS CHARITY! PLEASE NEXT TIME, REMEMBER TO TURN OFF THE INTERCOM AND SPARE THIS OLD WOMENS EARS THE PAIN!"
Kaede pushed the button so hard she almost broke it. She turned to Inuyasha with a strange, scary in a way, smile on her face and grabbed the wheel chair, "Do come child, no need for this old bat to travel so far!"
Inuyasha looked at her, stating the obvious with just his eyes.
"ah, I see, ye CANT walk, can ye?" Inuyasha shook his head.
"oh, alight.well ye look like ye have strong arms, I'll roll this chair over and ye will pull ye's self into it, okay?"(an: too many "ye's"!!!!!!)
Inuyasha nodded and watched as she rolled it over to him and he lifted himself into it. "I feel like a cripple!" Kaede laughed slightly. "Ye will."
"One more question, old lady, what's with all the "ye" shit?" Kaede sighed,
"When ye have lived as long as I have, ye would talk like me"
"Okay, the what are you? 59?"
"Five-hundred and ninety"
Inuyasha feel out of wheel chair, "f-five hundred?!!"
"And Ninety"
He really didn't know what to say, at this point, first he gets dragged to this weird ass school, got hovered over by a wanna-be Kikyo, scared to death TWICE by a old five-hundred and ninety year old women, now what?
At that exact moment the door flew open to Kaede's office. A boy about Inuyasha's height stepped in, he had violet tinged eyes, black hair pulled back tightly into a low ponytail. He was wearing, baggy pants, a playboy t- shirt, a plaid blue cotton button up shirt over it, head phones blaring, sun glasses on, bubble gum, a chain hanging from his side, and a bizarre purple cloth over his right hand and blue beads wrapped tightly around it.
He blew a bubble, then took off his glasses, and raised his left hand in a slight wave, "Yo!"
Inuyasha scoffed, "great; I'm in a school filled with teeni-boppers"
"Teeni-boppers, Inuyasha? Whatever do ye mean?"
Inuyasha shook his head and tried to stand up, but instead, feel plummeting on to the bed behind him. He folded his arms, in positive defeat, "god. they just HAD to tranq. the bone, huh?" (an: confused yet? It means his bone and muscles went in a nice long sleep!) He pulled himself back into the wheel chair, frustration clearly put out on his face.
"So. you called?" The boy closed the door and winked at Kaede, "Now Kaede if you wanted to join me and Charity later you could just say so."
There was absolutely no sign of amusement on her wrinkled face. The boy laughed nervously, and shook his hands, "Just kidding, just kidding!"
"Miroku, this is Inuyasha, ye's new roommate."
Miroku's jaw dropped so far that it looked as if it was going to disconnect itself and drop to the ground. But he still managed out a chocked, "what?"
Kaede laughed to herself, "aye, the five stages of denial, one, surprise."
"B-but you can't do that to me! I-I have a l-life too ya' know!"
"Stage two, trouble of speech."
"I DIDN'T MEAN THE THING I SAID OVER THE INTERCOM!"
"Stage three, anger."
"Com'on I'll do volunteer work for the rest of the week! I'll even do it for free! (an: volunteer work for free, eh? I don't see how that works.) Just Please Miss. Kaede, don't do this to me!"
"Stage four, negotiation."
"Oh, alright."
"And stage five, shear defeat!"
Miroku slumped over to Inuyasha and wheeled him towards the door. Kaede couldn't help but laugh at both of their defeated and pouting expressions, "Oh, they'll get along just perfect.."(an: how do you say they'll in Kaede's language?!)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*On the way to Rm. 775~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Miroku pushed Inuyasha into the elevator and pushed level "7" on the keypad. They both were glaring in opposite directions, and both obviously not the "I wanna get to know ya'" type of guys, or Miroku wasn't at least, that was til' the elevator door opened. A girl with black hair, hazel nut brown eyes, and creamy peach skin stepped in and pushed level "6". Miroku smiled, a rather perverted smile. "SANGO!"
Sango (obviously the girls name) jumped sending her books and papers flying everywhere, "Aw, damnit Miroku! Why'd you have to go and scare me like that."
Miroku looked quite surprised, "Y-you didn't see me?"
Sango spun around shooting a wicked death glare at him, "Yeah, but if you pretend the persons not there then their not, right? Like the whole, "If a tree falls in the forest, and no one saw it, did it make any sound" whole thing?"
Miroku thought for a moment, then sighed, "I see how it is, you don't even like me the least bit!"
Sango raised her eyebrow, clearly stating a, "Is it that obvious" kind of look. She just shrugged it off and bent over to pick up her papers. She was picking up her Language arts essay when she felt something make "un- welcomed" contact with her "rump" (an: ok there is no way to make that sound right!) Her jaw dropped, somewhat like Miroku's did, but this was a total different situation; she, Sango, was being sexually harassed in an elevator, by a boy, she does not even like. What does she do? What every other girl in this situation WOULD do.
"YOU BASTARD!" Sango spun around, dropping everything again, but a very heavy, very large, social studies book, and started hit Miroku on top of he head with all the strength she could bare, "DON'T.YOU. EVER. LEARN... YOU... DAMN. PERVERT!!!!!!!"
She wouldn't stop hitting him either; clearly to Inuyasha this wasn't the first time he's done it, and perhaps not the last. He knew that by now there was nothing that he could do, or say to stop this abuse, so instead he just sat there and watched, in slight amusement. "ding!"
The little light on level "6" lit up and Sango left the Elevator, her books in one and a stack of papers in the other. Inuyasha looked at Miroku, his violet eyes now twitching, but, surprisingly he had a smile on his face, "Why in the hell do you have a smile on you face after all of that?"
Miroku smiled again, and held a small piece of paper in front of Inuyasha, "I got her number."
"How did you get that?"
He smiled again, "What can I say? I'm fast with my eyes and my hands."
Inuyasha frowned at him; he didn't really get what he meant by "I'm fast with my eyes and my hands." But he had a good idea, he either ripped it off of her cell phone, or she had it hidden somewhere in her clothes, he would rather not think where though. "DING!"
The elevator door opened again and Miroku pushed Inuyasha out and down the hall. A girl with blonde hair was standing outside her room, she put her pinky to her mouth and her thumb to her ear and whispered the words "call me" to Miroku. He just smiled and winked at her, before she slipped back into her room. Inuyasha just sighed and tried to forget it.
Miroku suddenly stopped at a room, "well, this is my- I mean our room"
Inuyasha frowned then stood up with total ease, "well ok, open it"
Miroku gasped, "ok ok, wait just a minute! Don't tell me I pushed you all the way up here for no reason! Your suppose to be some kinda crimple!"
Inuyasha smirked, "hey what can I say? I wake up fast."
Miroku smiled, "well I guess it isn't that bad having YOU as a roommate"
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Okay! What did you think?! I admit its only I think 300 or so words longer but I just felt that, that was a good place to stop, cuz tomorrow maybe (when you guys read the next chapter) it'll be the next day! And.. -pulls out microphone again- STAY TUNED FOR THE BITCHY TEACHERS! And Promised! More KAGOME! Claps and cheers from the audience okay but thank you and be ready for the next chapter REAL soon!
^.~ Your friend! Scooter!
P.S. Ayame, in Kouga in hate mode, I'm sorry I didn't really make it all that longer but I'm trying! I just keep finding good places to stop! I STILL LUV YOU THO!! (lol) Well that was fun!
-hugs all the people that read this-
p.s. I guess the last chapter wasn't as long as I thought, so ill make it longer this time. I found some typos on the last chapter and will try to fix tho A.S.A.P! I WILL TRY EVEN HARDER THIS TIME!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Inuyasha Characters, so PLEASE DON'T SUE ME! But I do own this story and this idea! -Shakes finger- no stealing unless I say so.. Ill go fan fiction undercover-ess, mid-evil on your ass! Lol so don't try it! ^.~
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Chapter two: Living with a lecher, at least 1 hour and counting!
Kaede cleared her throat and pushed the button to the front office, "Um, Sheryl, can ye send down Miroku from room 775 please?"
"Like sure!"
Kaede shook her head, "Charity? Charity what are ye doing?"
"uh, like making my nails all pretty like, do you think pink suits me?"
"yes, Charity. Its all ye wear."
"Oh yeah huh!"
Kaede sighed, "ok what I mean is, what are you doing controlling the intercom?"
Charity laughed, "Like Miss. Morgan, is like, doing the same thing for me, that you like do for Kagome, ya' know? I just HATE reading, its such bummer"
Kaede nodded, "okay Charity, just get him down here, soon."
Charity popped her gum, "okay, okay! I will!"
Inuyasha cocked his head to the right, obviously confused. Kaede looked at him and cleared her throat again, "that was Charity, head cheerleader at her old school, fully explains it, eh?"
Inuyasha forced a laugh, and tried to say something, but was interrupted by a loud sound of two voices coming from the intercom:
"Like, Lover boy! Your wanted in ol' Kaede's room"
"Why does the old lady want me?"
Inuyasha saw Kaede tense.
"I don't know. Like something about some new guy."
"Hey Charity!"
Charity's voice got real quiet, "What?"
Miroku's wasn't any louder, "what do ya' say you, me, and Champaign later, say 12?"
Charity giggled, "oh you naughty naught-"
Kaede went as close as possible to the intercom and screamed at the top of her lungs (which wasn't very loud) "WE DO NOT HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT YE'S PERSONAL AFFAIRS CHARITY! PLEASE NEXT TIME, REMEMBER TO TURN OFF THE INTERCOM AND SPARE THIS OLD WOMENS EARS THE PAIN!"
Kaede pushed the button so hard she almost broke it. She turned to Inuyasha with a strange, scary in a way, smile on her face and grabbed the wheel chair, "Do come child, no need for this old bat to travel so far!"
Inuyasha looked at her, stating the obvious with just his eyes.
"ah, I see, ye CANT walk, can ye?" Inuyasha shook his head.
"oh, alight.well ye look like ye have strong arms, I'll roll this chair over and ye will pull ye's self into it, okay?"(an: too many "ye's"!!!!!!)
Inuyasha nodded and watched as she rolled it over to him and he lifted himself into it. "I feel like a cripple!" Kaede laughed slightly. "Ye will."
"One more question, old lady, what's with all the "ye" shit?" Kaede sighed,
"When ye have lived as long as I have, ye would talk like me"
"Okay, the what are you? 59?"
"Five-hundred and ninety"
Inuyasha feel out of wheel chair, "f-five hundred?!!"
"And Ninety"
He really didn't know what to say, at this point, first he gets dragged to this weird ass school, got hovered over by a wanna-be Kikyo, scared to death TWICE by a old five-hundred and ninety year old women, now what?
At that exact moment the door flew open to Kaede's office. A boy about Inuyasha's height stepped in, he had violet tinged eyes, black hair pulled back tightly into a low ponytail. He was wearing, baggy pants, a playboy t- shirt, a plaid blue cotton button up shirt over it, head phones blaring, sun glasses on, bubble gum, a chain hanging from his side, and a bizarre purple cloth over his right hand and blue beads wrapped tightly around it.
He blew a bubble, then took off his glasses, and raised his left hand in a slight wave, "Yo!"
Inuyasha scoffed, "great; I'm in a school filled with teeni-boppers"
"Teeni-boppers, Inuyasha? Whatever do ye mean?"
Inuyasha shook his head and tried to stand up, but instead, feel plummeting on to the bed behind him. He folded his arms, in positive defeat, "god. they just HAD to tranq. the bone, huh?" (an: confused yet? It means his bone and muscles went in a nice long sleep!) He pulled himself back into the wheel chair, frustration clearly put out on his face.
"So. you called?" The boy closed the door and winked at Kaede, "Now Kaede if you wanted to join me and Charity later you could just say so."
There was absolutely no sign of amusement on her wrinkled face. The boy laughed nervously, and shook his hands, "Just kidding, just kidding!"
"Miroku, this is Inuyasha, ye's new roommate."
Miroku's jaw dropped so far that it looked as if it was going to disconnect itself and drop to the ground. But he still managed out a chocked, "what?"
Kaede laughed to herself, "aye, the five stages of denial, one, surprise."
"B-but you can't do that to me! I-I have a l-life too ya' know!"
"Stage two, trouble of speech."
"I DIDN'T MEAN THE THING I SAID OVER THE INTERCOM!"
"Stage three, anger."
"Com'on I'll do volunteer work for the rest of the week! I'll even do it for free! (an: volunteer work for free, eh? I don't see how that works.) Just Please Miss. Kaede, don't do this to me!"
"Stage four, negotiation."
"Oh, alright."
"And stage five, shear defeat!"
Miroku slumped over to Inuyasha and wheeled him towards the door. Kaede couldn't help but laugh at both of their defeated and pouting expressions, "Oh, they'll get along just perfect.."(an: how do you say they'll in Kaede's language?!)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*On the way to Rm. 775~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Miroku pushed Inuyasha into the elevator and pushed level "7" on the keypad. They both were glaring in opposite directions, and both obviously not the "I wanna get to know ya'" type of guys, or Miroku wasn't at least, that was til' the elevator door opened. A girl with black hair, hazel nut brown eyes, and creamy peach skin stepped in and pushed level "6". Miroku smiled, a rather perverted smile. "SANGO!"
Sango (obviously the girls name) jumped sending her books and papers flying everywhere, "Aw, damnit Miroku! Why'd you have to go and scare me like that."
Miroku looked quite surprised, "Y-you didn't see me?"
Sango spun around shooting a wicked death glare at him, "Yeah, but if you pretend the persons not there then their not, right? Like the whole, "If a tree falls in the forest, and no one saw it, did it make any sound" whole thing?"
Miroku thought for a moment, then sighed, "I see how it is, you don't even like me the least bit!"
Sango raised her eyebrow, clearly stating a, "Is it that obvious" kind of look. She just shrugged it off and bent over to pick up her papers. She was picking up her Language arts essay when she felt something make "un- welcomed" contact with her "rump" (an: ok there is no way to make that sound right!) Her jaw dropped, somewhat like Miroku's did, but this was a total different situation; she, Sango, was being sexually harassed in an elevator, by a boy, she does not even like. What does she do? What every other girl in this situation WOULD do.
"YOU BASTARD!" Sango spun around, dropping everything again, but a very heavy, very large, social studies book, and started hit Miroku on top of he head with all the strength she could bare, "DON'T.YOU. EVER. LEARN... YOU... DAMN. PERVERT!!!!!!!"
She wouldn't stop hitting him either; clearly to Inuyasha this wasn't the first time he's done it, and perhaps not the last. He knew that by now there was nothing that he could do, or say to stop this abuse, so instead he just sat there and watched, in slight amusement. "ding!"
The little light on level "6" lit up and Sango left the Elevator, her books in one and a stack of papers in the other. Inuyasha looked at Miroku, his violet eyes now twitching, but, surprisingly he had a smile on his face, "Why in the hell do you have a smile on you face after all of that?"
Miroku smiled again, and held a small piece of paper in front of Inuyasha, "I got her number."
"How did you get that?"
He smiled again, "What can I say? I'm fast with my eyes and my hands."
Inuyasha frowned at him; he didn't really get what he meant by "I'm fast with my eyes and my hands." But he had a good idea, he either ripped it off of her cell phone, or she had it hidden somewhere in her clothes, he would rather not think where though. "DING!"
The elevator door opened again and Miroku pushed Inuyasha out and down the hall. A girl with blonde hair was standing outside her room, she put her pinky to her mouth and her thumb to her ear and whispered the words "call me" to Miroku. He just smiled and winked at her, before she slipped back into her room. Inuyasha just sighed and tried to forget it.
Miroku suddenly stopped at a room, "well, this is my- I mean our room"
Inuyasha frowned then stood up with total ease, "well ok, open it"
Miroku gasped, "ok ok, wait just a minute! Don't tell me I pushed you all the way up here for no reason! Your suppose to be some kinda crimple!"
Inuyasha smirked, "hey what can I say? I wake up fast."
Miroku smiled, "well I guess it isn't that bad having YOU as a roommate"
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Okay! What did you think?! I admit its only I think 300 or so words longer but I just felt that, that was a good place to stop, cuz tomorrow maybe (when you guys read the next chapter) it'll be the next day! And.. -pulls out microphone again- STAY TUNED FOR THE BITCHY TEACHERS! And Promised! More KAGOME! Claps and cheers from the audience okay but thank you and be ready for the next chapter REAL soon!
^.~ Your friend! Scooter!
P.S. Ayame, in Kouga in hate mode, I'm sorry I didn't really make it all that longer but I'm trying! I just keep finding good places to stop! I STILL LUV YOU THO!! (lol) Well that was fun!
-hugs all the people that read this-