AN: OH. MY. GOD. I am so sorry to have waited this long to write this, honestly, back in December I said to myself, Josie, You'll just have to tell them you wanted to wait until Christmas so you would have the dvd and be able to have better characterization. And I did get it, yay!, but I just now found time to write it. Cause I was procrastinating so much (I swear it's a killer) and only out of lack of anything better to do (I'm only baby sitting, nothing too important) I finally got down to business and I feel so good about it, I can finally get my next chapter underway, a chapter that I'm really looking forward to and have I mentioned how pissed I am that I cant put up an AN where chapter should be? ::snort:: I hate that new rule, I woulda given y'all prior warning if I coulda. Anyway, on with the show. Btw I didn't beta it or even read over it yet, I'm just too eager to put it up. Ta!

It was a good 2 hours before Jack returned to his room. Will had had a difficult time amusing himself and mostly sat on Jacks bed tense and confused wondering when Jack would be back and what would happen then. Surely he was just being his usual touchy self. He doesn't want to… do whatever it is men do.

Will eventually decided to stop soaking the bed with his dripping clothes and undressed, slipping on a very feminine robe he found lying around and did his best to ring the water out of his clothes and set them out to dry. He sat down on Jack chair, fidgeting and bouncing his foot up and down completely stressed. He continued like this until Jack stepped in and locked the door behind him. 

Upon Jack's entrance Will jumped and stood up, looking at him nervously.

Jack raised his eyebrow and looked at Will's attire oddly. Will jumped to explain:

"Uh, my, my clothes they um where wet and they're drying right there- see? – and um I saw this robe on your chair- I didn't look In your closet or anything for it, by the way – and I got dressed in it until my clothes are done drying…"

Jack walked up and started circling him, obviously trying not to laugh at Will.

"I'll just change back into them-"

"Oh that wont be necessary." Wills heart skipped a beat and his eyes widened

"What?!"

"I said it wont be necessary, I have an extra outfit you can borrow. No need for soggy clothes, I always say."

Will suddenly felt stupid about this and smiled, nodding his head in thanks, while trying to recall if Jack had ever once before said there was no need for soggy clothes.

Jack opened his closet, after peering over his shoulder, keeping it closed most of the way, blocking Will from viewing it. He reached in and came back to Will with an outfit nearly identical to his own.

"Here ya go. Nice and dry."

Will took it graciously and Jack smiled at him. An awkward silence passed. Will looked at him oddly.

"Can I change?"

"Why of curse you can." Jack continued to look at him and smile.

"Um.. I mean.. ya know…"

"Oh! Right, of course alone I see." Jack turned around, almost unwillingly… or was that unwillingness just Wills imagination?

"Ya know, mate, modesty never got any body anywhere. Best rid yerself of that trait and I'm just the man to help you."

"Modesty is required for all proper gentlemen, Jack." Will said boldly.

"I'm not a proper gentleman, Mr. Gibbs isn't a proper gentleman, and Ana Maria isn't a man at all so where's the problem?" Will looked helplessly at Jacks back and sighed defeated, he knew arguing with Jack would never work. He's like a woman for god's sake.

Jack became a bit anxious and turned quickly, just in time to see Will tying up the breeches, Will smiled slightly and put his hands on his hips in an accomplished manner.

"Now what? Surely its too early to go to sleep? We should go on deck and… sail or something."

"As a matter of fact, my crew if very keen on keeping a strict bed time schedule. Early to bed early to rise!" Will looked at Jack disbelievingly.

"You're kidding me."

"Yes you're right, I am kidding you." Jack then laughed as if he made the funniest statement ever uttered by man. Will just stood there uncomfortably, laughing lightly.

"Anyway mate, on with the good stuff and off with the clothes!" Jack leapt onto the bed and took off his jacket. And shoes and hat. Of course Henry wouldn't just hang with the rest of his clothes. Jack placed Henry The Hat gingerly on a pillow beside him, then sprawled out, his arms behind his head and he stuck a foot in the air, inspecting a dirty toe.

Will was about to have a heart attack.

"W-W-W-" Will stuttered for a few minutes while jack motioned with his hand for him to get on with whatever he was going to say, quite patronizingly, if I do say so myself.

"Agh! What do you mean off with the clothes!? I'm a boy!" Will then corrected himself "A Man! What could we possibly do without clothes on?!" It was Jacks turn to look incredulous. Maybe this will be harder than I thought it would be… He cant be this innocent with those looks. Oh goodness I'll have to take this slowly I suppose…

"Um.." Jack thought hastily to try and find some excuse to excuse his not-so-gentlemanly behavior. "I thought we could have a pillow fight. And you know how those are much more fun when you're not wearing too much clothes." He said as he tossed a pillow to Will, which was not caught as he had expected, but it his Will in the face and bounced to the floor. Lovely reflexes, Will. Jack cringed slightly and stood, moving toward Will and trying once again to hand him a pillow. This time the perplexed boy took the pillow and looked down at it, then up at Jack, with, um, a um, perplexed look. Jack smiled encouragingly and gave him a thumbs up sign. Will lifted the pillow slightly then started beat Jack senseless with it.

"YOU. ARE. BLOODY. INSANE!!!" Will stood over Jack, who was in a fetal position trying to block his head from the insanely hard and consistent blows.

Once Will finally got his anger out, Jack stood slowly and calmly, holding his hands up in a defensive way and said gently, if not mockingly.

"See? Much better without a shirt on- Ow Stop hitting me with that bloody pillow!" Jack exclaimed after Will began hitting him once again.

Will sat down on the bed; legs crossed and much more in control that earlier.

"Jack. I believe, that we have both come to the conclusion, that you are the worst pirate I've ever heard of."

"So I've heard from your bloody friend Norrington." Jack sat in a chair opposite Will and tried to keep his distance.

"Norrington was very correct."

"But then again Norrington was just upset that I tricked him into putting out." Jack smiled broadly but stopped at Wills look of confusion.

"Put what out?"

"His cute little bottom, of course." Will lifted the pillow again.

"WHAT?! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T HIT ME, I ANSWERED YOUR QUESTION!"

"Why would he put his bottom out? Where would he put it, and why did you call it cute?"

Jack looked at him and stood, making no sudden movements. He gently pried the pillow out of Will's hands and placed his hand on his shoulder and said, a bit pityingly.

"Will, you don't know much about S-E-X, ya mate?"

"Of course I do, I know about a mans privates and a woman's privates and how they mix together like a bee and a birdie." Jack tried not to laugh, but will's serious look and defensive puffed up manly man stance made it difficult not to.

"So I was right, you don't know much about it." Will was about to defend himself once more but jack stopped him.

"Will, that's only a part of sex. Do you know about other kinds of sex?" From the confused look on Wills face, Jack knew he was in for a long night of explaining.

"Will do you know what men and men do together?"

"Um-"

"Well first you must realize that men have bananas. You following mate? Girls, they don't have bananas but they like them so they find a man who is nice and share his banana. Well girls they have an oval wheel and two balls that would fit in the oval wheel if it were not for the fact that they are too far away form each other. Men like round object because they tend to be simple minded and it amuses them, you see? Well some men are extra smart and don't get amused so easily by wheels. They prefer bananas because they're more complex. So men, instead of trying to put the round object together, they try and find a place to put the banana cause they like to have everything in place so they find a place to put the banana. Quite simple really they just squeeze 'em into a.. um.."  Jack motioned at the area around his ass,

"Anyway there are also men who like any attractive thing with two legs. Like me, for example."  Jack put his hands on his hips and smiled broadly, he'd never given a sex talk before and he thought he'd done particularly well, but who would have any doubt, he was captain jack sparrow after all.

Will looked stunned. Not because he didn't understand… ooooooh quite the contrary. He was stunned because he took in every single word of it. And it scared the living shit out of him. He took everything in slowly and then looked at Jack, at a loss for words, but Jack was never one to let an awkward silence go on too long… oh no he wasn't. Jack pushed Will aggressively onto his back on the bed and straddled him hips sinuously.

"And you, my friend, are the best looking thing on legs I've seen in a very, very long time" Jack purred seductively.  But of course, before the slightly turned on, completely awed, and scandalously clad boy could even react with anything more than a whimper, a great tremor shook the ship, followed by shouts and gun fire.

Jack nearly started crying and looked up to the heavens (or the underside of the deck) and asked silently, Why, why, why meeee?! I was this close!! I even explained it to him! But there was no time for that, Ana Maria called from the other side of the door and Jack kissed Will on the forehead apologetically and ran off.