The Looney Queen
by your average Ilongo
'Tis a parody on the old days' entertainment. Could be sleeping, but you know how it is: never let an idea escape.
Enjoy.
-The Ilongo
High, high above the sky, a queen hunts down
Her prey. "Shh, be vewy vewy quiet.
"I'm hunting Tewwans, ha ha ha ha ha."
Unfortunately for the queen, our
Favorite Terran Wraith snuck up behind her.
"Uh, what's up, Doc?" the wondering pilot asked.
"Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting
Tewwans," the queen rhythmically replied.
"Ah, well is that so?" said the sly pilot.
"Yup."
"Ok, did it have two wings like this?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," nodded the queen stupidly.
"Can queens nod just like that? And did the guy
Have some Gemini missiles just like this?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the queen nodded at the words.
"I think I saw a Terran Wraith fly right
Behind that cloud--yeah that one over there.
"Oh wow! Thanks, I'm gonna go check right now,"
Said the queen as it foolishly flew past.
The queen charged forth and let out a piercing
Scream that showed off all the useless boasting
of that one oddball of the whole Zerg race.
"Hey! Wait a minute, wasn't that a man?"
And before it could even turn around,
The pilot had already flown away.
Hahahahaha, ahh, laughing at my own jokes. Isn't it contagious?
Who was the queen playing?--Elmer Fudd from "Looney Tunes."
And didja notice that the whole story was in iambic pentameter?