RKG: I'm on a roll.
YKG: Procrastinating comes easily I guess....
RKG: I don't own a thing except the plot.
No One Loves Me
Chapter Three Tight Leather Pants & a Convenient Red Lobster (This Chapter is dedicated to Hioga-chan b/c she loves tight leather pants.)
Yami POV
I snuck into the kitchen. After making out with Yugi for a bit . . . okay, like ten minutes but not long enough . . . Jou and Otogi walked in.
"Stop making the moves on my best friend!" Jou hissed.
Oh, a love shape appears.
"You abandoned him. And now he is obviously gay which is what I've been waiting for. I've wanted him longer than . . . well, since I moved into town. YOU only want him for his looks." Otogi hissed back.
"How do you know?!" Jou growled.
Come on. Why the kitchen?
"I guess it comes down to Honda's decision really. I always thought Kaiba had a thing for you." Otogi said.
Otogi should be a politician.
"Huh . . . what the . . . no?" Jou said, trying to find the right words.
And the winner is . . .
"Hey, Yugi, do you even have Sprite Remix, because I could just run to the store for you?" Honda said poking his head in.
Jou and Otogi sweat dropped and moved to the side.
"Yeah, I just . . . got sidetracked." Yugi said, blushing and trying to cover several large, reddish, 'love bites.'
"OH, I see, Yug. I've got it covered." Honda said.
He walked in and began looking in the fridge, bending over to do so. I know I stared; I didn't know I was drooling though.
"Don't you keep soda in the fridge?" Honda asked turning around.
"Uh . . . no . . . we always just put ice in it." Yugi replied, blushing a higher shade of red. Oh, so innocent Yugi stared. Oh, well, I did too so I'm not too offended.
"Hm. . . Do you need me to go get some?" Honda asked again.
"Um. . . yes. I think so." Yugi said.
"Okay, I'll just take a quick trip on the bike. Otogi, want to come?" Honda offered.
"If it's no trouble for you." Otogi agreed.
"I think it just might be fun." Honda . . . purred?
"Oh, yes," Otogi muttered.
The 'couple' headed out, Honda smoothly wrapping an arm around Otogi's waist.
"Whore," Jou said.
"Hey, that's not nice." Yugi cried.
"Kaiba must have interfered. I'm gonna give him his daily dose of butt kicking."
"We'll see who gets his butt kicked," muttered Ryou, coming in on the back of a shirtless Bakura. (A/N: Allow a moment of imagination and pervertedness and drooling. . . there we go.)
"Ryou, when did you become so . . . masculine?" Jou asked.
"I'm dominant," was all he said, before he began devouring his other half's neck. So I nibbled on Yugi's neck too. Jou left quickly.
Kaiba POV
I set myself up for Jou's entrance. Honda and I had quickly planned it out. I, wearing tight leather pants, unbuttoned like the first five or six buttons on my shirt and was sprawled on the couch with one leg on the back of the couch and the other on the floor. I pretended to be sleeping.
"How could he do this to me? It must be Kaiba! Kaiba!" Jou yelled.
"Stop yelling," Malik called through his make out session with Marik.
"Katsuya . . . you're looking good as usual." I remarked.
"Ka-Kaiba. . . move over," Jou said, stumbling on his words.
This was going well.
"Only if you sit with me," I remarked seductively.
"You feelin' okay?" =?-?=
I rolled my eyes and moved so Jou could sit down. Once he settled down, I put an arm around his waist and pulled him closer.
"Wh-what are you d-doing?" he asked, nervously.
"Loud, boisterous, Katsuya," I whispered in his ear so my mouth grazed the skin, "suddenly so shy."
I finished the statement with a lick around the shell of his ear.
"Y-you've lost y-your mind," he said.
I climbed on him so I was straddling his hips.
"I don't think so." I said, my lips hovering less than an inch from his. "But I'm going to make you lose yours. Aren't I so very close? I've waited for so long, Katsuya. But I think you'll be the one to cave in and come get my lips."
Take the bait. Take the bait.
"Ge-get off of m-me," he said.
"I can wait forever. Besides, I kinda like this spot." I accentuated this with a roll of my hips.
(A/N: This is so weird. Yaoi is . . . awkward to write. But fun.)
"I'm not . . ." Jou tried to say something but he just caved and tried to grab my lips with his.
"Not so fast," I said, rolling my hips again to get his attention.
"Is this your first kiss?" I asked, curiously.
"Sh-shut up," he moaned.
"Is it? Tell me and you'll get a nice little reward." I teased, running my tongue over my lips.
"Y-yes." Jou moaned. He then went after my lips. I forced mine on his and prodded his mouth open with my tongue. I could hear him moaning. God, was I getting horny.
Honda POV
I grabbed Otogi by the waist. Kaiba said to aim lower but I'm just not . . . dominant. Okay, laugh, go ahead.
"Thanks for inviting me Honda." Otogi said as we descended into the closed and dark shop.
"No problem. I thought you might enjoy a ride on my bike." Honda said.
"Hon', there's something I have to tell you." Otogi said.
"Can I go first?" I asked.
"I'll be quick." Otogi said. "I've known this for awhile but I was too scared to tell you. I'm in love with you. Obsessed if you will. I know your entire school schedule, locker combos, I've even taken pics from the gym locker rooms. BUT I'M NOT A STALKER, I SWEAR!"
"I love you too." I said.
"I hope you're not too upset, though I did plan to change my name and addr—You love me too?!" Otogi said.
"Shut up and kiss me." I said, now grabbing his ass and pulling him in for a wet, sloppy kiss with open tongues.
One HOUR later. . .
Normal POV
"We have the Sprite Remix!" Honda said, thundering up the stairs in front of his new boyfriend, who didn't happen to mind the view, and Honda took the SR (A/N: For the dunces who are gonna ask, SR is Sprite Remix.)
"Now that you're back," Yugi chirped, "We can head to Red Lobster."
"Geez, thanks," Otogi remarked.
"We were just waiting for you. It's Seto's treat," Jou said.
"Seto?" Otogi said.
Otogi POV
Jou seems to be on Seto's lap. A few reddish marks on his neck. Jou gives new meaning to the word 'lapdog.'
"So, I take it you two kept yourselves . . . entertained?" said Ryou, looking at me.
"We took a small detour. But anyway, Honda's gonna have a glass of his 'Sprite Remix' before we go. I know. Even in a make out sessions, he brings it up." I replied.
"I heard that!" Honda yelled from the kitchen.
"Bakura once made us stop making out to watch a soap opera." (A/N: See 'I Got Hit By a Car' to learn more.) Ryou said.
"Ryou once made us stop because it was his bedtime." Bakura muttered, as Ryou, who wrapped around his yami in an armchair, blushed.
"Well, what time was it?" Yugi asked.
"It was eight. He knew it was his bedtime because 'Teletubbies' was over." Bakura snickered.
"You promised not to say anything about it!" Ryou cried.
"And you said to keep the soap opera a secret! So we're even." Bakura said.
"I guess you're right. Can I be dominant tonight?"
"No."
"I'll tell them abo—"
"Of course, my lovable hikari."
Honda finally returned with a thermos of . . . SR.
"Hiroto," I cried. "We're going to a restaurant."
"I want my Sprite Remix, and I want it now!" Honda commanded.
I rolled my eyes.
"Hey," I said, realizing no inappropriate noises, remarks, or sights, "where did the Ishtar's go?"
"Home. They couldn't wait for dinner." Jou explained.
"I can. And for dessert. . . I'm having a little Jounouchi." Seto teased, knowing the blond would blush. And he did.
"Let's go. What restaurant?" Honda asked. Honestly, he's adorable.
"Red Lobster, conveniently located around the corner from my mansion and Seto's," I said. Convenient, huh?
"You own a house?" Honda asked, tilting his head to the side. CUTE!
"Yep, I'm an orphan." I said, trying to sound independent.
"You must get lonely. Do you want me to stay the night?" Honda asked.
Oh, yeah! I have a few dirty ideas in mind. Okay, maybe more than a few.
"That seems nice. Would your parents mind?" I asked.
"Oh no!" Honda cried. "Phone!"
He had an American cell phone. Pink with black bunnies. I raised an eyebrow.
"Moshi, moshi. Is mom there? —I'm home. I went to Yugi's. —No they're not more important than my family. —Yes, I know that she's home. --Mom, I have to tell you someth—Oh, I got a phone in America. —Mom, I've got something to tell you. —Who's in the background? —I'm not hurt. —No, I didn't drink. —Mom, you might want to sit down."
Honda POV
I could hear scuffling in the background. Mom kept pausing me to yell at Dad.
"Mom, I have to tell you something!" I cried.
"Hang on, your father's burning the casserole!" Mom replied.
"Mom, it can't wait." I said, nearly in tears.
"Okay, I'm listening."
"Mom, I've got a boyfriend now."
There was a loud thunk and some yelling in the background. Suddenly, Mom was on the phone.
"I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT! YOU'RE A STRAIGHT YOUNG MAN. GET YOURSELF IN THIS HOUSE ASAP BEFORE I HAVE A CONNIPTION. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M HAVING A CONNIPTION. HOW DARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME?!"
"Mom, I'm not lying. His name's Otogi."
"OTOGI? WELL, YOU CAN JUST TELL HIM IT'S OVER IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN A MEMBER OF THIS FAMILY! GO ON TELL HIM. YOU ARE A STRAIGHT YOUNG MAN. YOU HAVE TO BE!"
"Mom, don't be mad. It's just the way I am."
"MAD! I'M OUTRAGED! I'VE SEEN YOU FLIRT WITH THAT BOY'S SISTER PLENTY OF TIMES! HOW COME YOU'RE LYING TO ME!"
"I'm not. Mom, please. Don't be upset."
Otogi was rubbing my back soothingly. Suddenly, he grabbed lower and I dropped the phone. He made a swift move and caught it before it hit the floor.
Otogi POV
"Hello, Mrs. Honda. I'm Ryuji Otogi."
"YOU LITTLE----! (A/N: For decency's sake, that will be blipped out.) LISTEN, YOU LEAVE MY BOY ALONE!"
"I head the division of Industrial Illusions that manufactures Dungeon Dice Monsters. I have millions of dollars. He loves me, and I'll protect him if it takes every cent. I can give him a home, food, and love. More than I can say for you. Thanks for your time. I'm heading out my koibito. Love ya, bye!"
Honda stared somewhat open mouthed. I could live with it.
Bakura POV
Young couples. Adorable. Sickening, really. Absolutely.
Finally, we headed to Red Lobster. I sat next to Ryou. To his left, me, to his right, sat Yugi who was leaning his head on Yami who was discussing tight leather pants with Seto who was being petted by Jou who was also catching up with Honda who was next to Otogi who was on my other side. Round table.
We ordered fairly quickly. The rest of the evening flew by. I was reliving some of the finer times with Ryou. Yes, time sure flew, and the next thing I knew, I was sleeping next to Ryou.
TO BE CONTINUED...
RKG: Just the epilogue now.
YKG: Our first completed fic! Oh, and the anime dating game too.
YKG: Procrastinating comes easily I guess....
RKG: I don't own a thing except the plot.
No One Loves Me
Chapter Three Tight Leather Pants & a Convenient Red Lobster (This Chapter is dedicated to Hioga-chan b/c she loves tight leather pants.)
Yami POV
I snuck into the kitchen. After making out with Yugi for a bit . . . okay, like ten minutes but not long enough . . . Jou and Otogi walked in.
"Stop making the moves on my best friend!" Jou hissed.
Oh, a love shape appears.
"You abandoned him. And now he is obviously gay which is what I've been waiting for. I've wanted him longer than . . . well, since I moved into town. YOU only want him for his looks." Otogi hissed back.
"How do you know?!" Jou growled.
Come on. Why the kitchen?
"I guess it comes down to Honda's decision really. I always thought Kaiba had a thing for you." Otogi said.
Otogi should be a politician.
"Huh . . . what the . . . no?" Jou said, trying to find the right words.
And the winner is . . .
"Hey, Yugi, do you even have Sprite Remix, because I could just run to the store for you?" Honda said poking his head in.
Jou and Otogi sweat dropped and moved to the side.
"Yeah, I just . . . got sidetracked." Yugi said, blushing and trying to cover several large, reddish, 'love bites.'
"OH, I see, Yug. I've got it covered." Honda said.
He walked in and began looking in the fridge, bending over to do so. I know I stared; I didn't know I was drooling though.
"Don't you keep soda in the fridge?" Honda asked turning around.
"Uh . . . no . . . we always just put ice in it." Yugi replied, blushing a higher shade of red. Oh, so innocent Yugi stared. Oh, well, I did too so I'm not too offended.
"Hm. . . Do you need me to go get some?" Honda asked again.
"Um. . . yes. I think so." Yugi said.
"Okay, I'll just take a quick trip on the bike. Otogi, want to come?" Honda offered.
"If it's no trouble for you." Otogi agreed.
"I think it just might be fun." Honda . . . purred?
"Oh, yes," Otogi muttered.
The 'couple' headed out, Honda smoothly wrapping an arm around Otogi's waist.
"Whore," Jou said.
"Hey, that's not nice." Yugi cried.
"Kaiba must have interfered. I'm gonna give him his daily dose of butt kicking."
"We'll see who gets his butt kicked," muttered Ryou, coming in on the back of a shirtless Bakura. (A/N: Allow a moment of imagination and pervertedness and drooling. . . there we go.)
"Ryou, when did you become so . . . masculine?" Jou asked.
"I'm dominant," was all he said, before he began devouring his other half's neck. So I nibbled on Yugi's neck too. Jou left quickly.
Kaiba POV
I set myself up for Jou's entrance. Honda and I had quickly planned it out. I, wearing tight leather pants, unbuttoned like the first five or six buttons on my shirt and was sprawled on the couch with one leg on the back of the couch and the other on the floor. I pretended to be sleeping.
"How could he do this to me? It must be Kaiba! Kaiba!" Jou yelled.
"Stop yelling," Malik called through his make out session with Marik.
"Katsuya . . . you're looking good as usual." I remarked.
"Ka-Kaiba. . . move over," Jou said, stumbling on his words.
This was going well.
"Only if you sit with me," I remarked seductively.
"You feelin' okay?" =?-?=
I rolled my eyes and moved so Jou could sit down. Once he settled down, I put an arm around his waist and pulled him closer.
"Wh-what are you d-doing?" he asked, nervously.
"Loud, boisterous, Katsuya," I whispered in his ear so my mouth grazed the skin, "suddenly so shy."
I finished the statement with a lick around the shell of his ear.
"Y-you've lost y-your mind," he said.
I climbed on him so I was straddling his hips.
"I don't think so." I said, my lips hovering less than an inch from his. "But I'm going to make you lose yours. Aren't I so very close? I've waited for so long, Katsuya. But I think you'll be the one to cave in and come get my lips."
Take the bait. Take the bait.
"Ge-get off of m-me," he said.
"I can wait forever. Besides, I kinda like this spot." I accentuated this with a roll of my hips.
(A/N: This is so weird. Yaoi is . . . awkward to write. But fun.)
"I'm not . . ." Jou tried to say something but he just caved and tried to grab my lips with his.
"Not so fast," I said, rolling my hips again to get his attention.
"Is this your first kiss?" I asked, curiously.
"Sh-shut up," he moaned.
"Is it? Tell me and you'll get a nice little reward." I teased, running my tongue over my lips.
"Y-yes." Jou moaned. He then went after my lips. I forced mine on his and prodded his mouth open with my tongue. I could hear him moaning. God, was I getting horny.
Honda POV
I grabbed Otogi by the waist. Kaiba said to aim lower but I'm just not . . . dominant. Okay, laugh, go ahead.
"Thanks for inviting me Honda." Otogi said as we descended into the closed and dark shop.
"No problem. I thought you might enjoy a ride on my bike." Honda said.
"Hon', there's something I have to tell you." Otogi said.
"Can I go first?" I asked.
"I'll be quick." Otogi said. "I've known this for awhile but I was too scared to tell you. I'm in love with you. Obsessed if you will. I know your entire school schedule, locker combos, I've even taken pics from the gym locker rooms. BUT I'M NOT A STALKER, I SWEAR!"
"I love you too." I said.
"I hope you're not too upset, though I did plan to change my name and addr—You love me too?!" Otogi said.
"Shut up and kiss me." I said, now grabbing his ass and pulling him in for a wet, sloppy kiss with open tongues.
One HOUR later. . .
Normal POV
"We have the Sprite Remix!" Honda said, thundering up the stairs in front of his new boyfriend, who didn't happen to mind the view, and Honda took the SR (A/N: For the dunces who are gonna ask, SR is Sprite Remix.)
"Now that you're back," Yugi chirped, "We can head to Red Lobster."
"Geez, thanks," Otogi remarked.
"We were just waiting for you. It's Seto's treat," Jou said.
"Seto?" Otogi said.
Otogi POV
Jou seems to be on Seto's lap. A few reddish marks on his neck. Jou gives new meaning to the word 'lapdog.'
"So, I take it you two kept yourselves . . . entertained?" said Ryou, looking at me.
"We took a small detour. But anyway, Honda's gonna have a glass of his 'Sprite Remix' before we go. I know. Even in a make out sessions, he brings it up." I replied.
"I heard that!" Honda yelled from the kitchen.
"Bakura once made us stop making out to watch a soap opera." (A/N: See 'I Got Hit By a Car' to learn more.) Ryou said.
"Ryou once made us stop because it was his bedtime." Bakura muttered, as Ryou, who wrapped around his yami in an armchair, blushed.
"Well, what time was it?" Yugi asked.
"It was eight. He knew it was his bedtime because 'Teletubbies' was over." Bakura snickered.
"You promised not to say anything about it!" Ryou cried.
"And you said to keep the soap opera a secret! So we're even." Bakura said.
"I guess you're right. Can I be dominant tonight?"
"No."
"I'll tell them abo—"
"Of course, my lovable hikari."
Honda finally returned with a thermos of . . . SR.
"Hiroto," I cried. "We're going to a restaurant."
"I want my Sprite Remix, and I want it now!" Honda commanded.
I rolled my eyes.
"Hey," I said, realizing no inappropriate noises, remarks, or sights, "where did the Ishtar's go?"
"Home. They couldn't wait for dinner." Jou explained.
"I can. And for dessert. . . I'm having a little Jounouchi." Seto teased, knowing the blond would blush. And he did.
"Let's go. What restaurant?" Honda asked. Honestly, he's adorable.
"Red Lobster, conveniently located around the corner from my mansion and Seto's," I said. Convenient, huh?
"You own a house?" Honda asked, tilting his head to the side. CUTE!
"Yep, I'm an orphan." I said, trying to sound independent.
"You must get lonely. Do you want me to stay the night?" Honda asked.
Oh, yeah! I have a few dirty ideas in mind. Okay, maybe more than a few.
"That seems nice. Would your parents mind?" I asked.
"Oh no!" Honda cried. "Phone!"
He had an American cell phone. Pink with black bunnies. I raised an eyebrow.
"Moshi, moshi. Is mom there? —I'm home. I went to Yugi's. —No they're not more important than my family. —Yes, I know that she's home. --Mom, I have to tell you someth—Oh, I got a phone in America. —Mom, I've got something to tell you. —Who's in the background? —I'm not hurt. —No, I didn't drink. —Mom, you might want to sit down."
Honda POV
I could hear scuffling in the background. Mom kept pausing me to yell at Dad.
"Mom, I have to tell you something!" I cried.
"Hang on, your father's burning the casserole!" Mom replied.
"Mom, it can't wait." I said, nearly in tears.
"Okay, I'm listening."
"Mom, I've got a boyfriend now."
There was a loud thunk and some yelling in the background. Suddenly, Mom was on the phone.
"I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT! YOU'RE A STRAIGHT YOUNG MAN. GET YOURSELF IN THIS HOUSE ASAP BEFORE I HAVE A CONNIPTION. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M HAVING A CONNIPTION. HOW DARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME?!"
"Mom, I'm not lying. His name's Otogi."
"OTOGI? WELL, YOU CAN JUST TELL HIM IT'S OVER IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN A MEMBER OF THIS FAMILY! GO ON TELL HIM. YOU ARE A STRAIGHT YOUNG MAN. YOU HAVE TO BE!"
"Mom, don't be mad. It's just the way I am."
"MAD! I'M OUTRAGED! I'VE SEEN YOU FLIRT WITH THAT BOY'S SISTER PLENTY OF TIMES! HOW COME YOU'RE LYING TO ME!"
"I'm not. Mom, please. Don't be upset."
Otogi was rubbing my back soothingly. Suddenly, he grabbed lower and I dropped the phone. He made a swift move and caught it before it hit the floor.
Otogi POV
"Hello, Mrs. Honda. I'm Ryuji Otogi."
"YOU LITTLE----! (A/N: For decency's sake, that will be blipped out.) LISTEN, YOU LEAVE MY BOY ALONE!"
"I head the division of Industrial Illusions that manufactures Dungeon Dice Monsters. I have millions of dollars. He loves me, and I'll protect him if it takes every cent. I can give him a home, food, and love. More than I can say for you. Thanks for your time. I'm heading out my koibito. Love ya, bye!"
Honda stared somewhat open mouthed. I could live with it.
Bakura POV
Young couples. Adorable. Sickening, really. Absolutely.
Finally, we headed to Red Lobster. I sat next to Ryou. To his left, me, to his right, sat Yugi who was leaning his head on Yami who was discussing tight leather pants with Seto who was being petted by Jou who was also catching up with Honda who was next to Otogi who was on my other side. Round table.
We ordered fairly quickly. The rest of the evening flew by. I was reliving some of the finer times with Ryou. Yes, time sure flew, and the next thing I knew, I was sleeping next to Ryou.
TO BE CONTINUED...
RKG: Just the epilogue now.
YKG: Our first completed fic! Oh, and the anime dating game too.