Author's Note: Ok, alright, I'm sorry. It's been too long and I know that you guys enjoy these, so I'm going to try to update more again. Just… try to stop me before twenty. Those chapter-scroll things drive me crazy! So… the Titans go to the mall. Not really funny ha-ha, just a story this time. And hurray for fog, which cancels school!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans. No poseo Titans de Adolescente. (Is that right?)
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The dog's head hung out the car window, his green eyes following the cars that zoomed past as he took deep panting breaths. He barked twice, tail picking up speed, as a little girl in the car next to them waved. Raven grabbed his tuff and yanked him back into the car. The dog let out a yelp of surprise before morphing back into his human form, a hand rubbing his neck. "Ow…"
"You're going to loose your head if you keep doing that."
Beast Boy pouted, his eyes filling with large tears as he faced Raven, "you'd heal me, right Rae?"
Raven rolled her eyes, ignoring the boy's pouty face. "Yes Beast Boy, because I can heal decapitations."
Starfire's eyes lit up at the news and she leaned over Terra to capture Raven in a hug. "Oh Raven, you have learned a new power! This is truly wonderful!"
Terra squirmed under the weight of her two female teammates and poked Starfire in the shoulder, "uh, Star? I think that was sarcasm."
Star frowned and released Raven, returning to her seat, "oh, I see."
Raven nodded after taking a deep breath, "but you know Starfire, Terra has better control of her powers now."
Terra's jaw dropped before she turned and pointed at Raven, "No, wait a seco-AHH!"
"This is true! But I never properly congratulated you!" Starfire's arms tightened around her friend.
"Can't… breath…"
Robin let out a sigh, glancing at the rear-view mirror every few seconds, "are we there yet, Cy?"
Cyborg flexed his hands around the steering wheel, grinding his teeth together. "Believe me, I'm driving as fast as I can."
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The group of teenagers sat at a table in the food court of the South Valley Mall, a pile of deep-fried burgers, salted pretzels, ice-cream sundaes, and large pops in front of them. Robin sat scrutinizing a map of the mall spread out across the rest of the table. "Ok Titans, meet back here in two hours and we'll head over to the theater to catch-"
"Attack of the Vampire Anacondas Two!" Beast Boy jumped up, grinning. "They terrorize the scientists' camp at night… deep in the Amazon jungle where no one can hear them scream…"
Starfire blinked. "I thought that was space…?"
Beast Boy frowned, "what? No. You're thinking of-"
Cyborg grabbed Beast Boy by the collar, "well, we're heading to the arcade, aren't we Salad Head?"
Beast Boy nodded enthusiastically, "yeah! They've got that new two-player shooter, 'Attack of the Zombie Boa Constrictors III! The only thing worse than a killer snake is a dead killer snake! With 3-D graphics and six speaker surround sound…" Cyborg dragged him towards the dark cavern of video games, his voice fading into the background noise.
Robin stood up and folded the map, glancing around the court. "Well, I think I'm going to go check out the arcade with the guys…"
Raven and Terra both nodded, neither surprised, while Starfire stared at her pudding, "but then who will go shopping with me?"
Terra stood up, knocking her chair down, "well I'd love to but… me and Raven were going to hang out, right Raven? …Uh, Raven?" Terra looked around the court for the lilac hair and purple cape. She spotted Raven silently drifting out of the food court and towards the east wing. "Right! Gottagobye!"
Robin looked down at Starfire, giving her a small smile when she looked up at him. "So… where to first?"
…
"Hey Raven!"
Raven raised an eyebrow but did not acknowledge her companion.
"Where are we going?"
"Hot Topic. I need to find some new music to drown out Beast Boy and Cyborg while I meditate. You may join me, but I don't think it's your kind of store."
Terra grinned and brushed her hair behind her shoulder, making Raven inwardly cringe. "How do you know what my kind of store is? Out of the entire team I know you the least."
Raven rolled her eyes. "That's not necessarily bad." They turned a corner and entered the dark store.
Terra stood in the doorway and took in the store, browsing the walls. "Ooo… T-shirts with funny sayings on them!"
Raven rolled her eyes and wandered over to the cds. "Yes, go romp, play, break things." She pulled out a random CD and flipped it over.
"Hey Raven, this one's perfect for you!" Raven turned her head and read the shirt Terra held out. 'Are you stalking me? 'Cause that would be super.'
"No."
"C'mon, it's funny!"
"No."
Terra rolled her eyes and tossed the shirt back. "Ah, lighten up. Hey, how 'bout this one for BB?" Raven continued to browse the cds, not looking up. "Ok, I'll read it, it says 'I'm single because the clowns keep stealing my girlfriends.'" Raven smirked and nodded in agreement, her fingers flipping through the 'F's.
"Not sure if he'd wear black, though." Terra looked around and spotted a clerk. "Hey, you! Do these come in any color besides black?" The clerk blinked, looked at the shirt, looked at Terra, raised an eyebrow, and walked to the other end of the store. Terra frowned and flung the shirt behind her, walking over to Raven. "Huh. Relative of yours?"
"Can't say I didn't wish."
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Starfire ran over to the dressing room, letting out a small squeal of delight when she saw an open stall. Robin sauntered in behind her, jeans and skirts draped over one arm, tops hanging from the other, and a few dresses resting on his shoulder. He walked into an open stall and hung the jeans, then the skirts, followed by the pile of tops, and finished by putting the dresses on the door. Starfire rushed in and pushed him out with a forceful hand, planting a feather light kiss on his cheek before slamming the door.
"…Your welcome..." Robin stared at the door for a minute before glancing around the dressing room. He spotted a bench against the wall, three boyfriends slouched on it, each with a Gameboy. He wandered over and sat down, letting out a breath of relief. "Hi."
"Hey." "Eh." "Uh huh."
Robin sighed and leaned his head back, he had been here for all of ten seconds and was officially bored beyond comprehension.
"New at this?"
Robin looked over to find a blonde staring at him. "Yeah. Am I ever." The blonde chuckled and mumbled 'rookie' under his breath as he reached into his backpack and pulled out a Gameboy 3D, tossing it to Robin. "Just keep the sound down."
"Thanks."
The middle boy spoke up, fingers jabbing seemingly random buttons. "Go over to the arcade yet?"
Robin watched the opening credits to 'James Bond: Goldeneye 3.' "Nope."
"New two-person shooter with snakes."
"Yep."
"Two kids hogging it, though. Best gamers I've ever seen."
Robin grinned as his Bond ran across the dam.
"…Keep trying to shoot each other's characters, though-" A stall opened at the end of the hall. "Girlfriend alert, hide entertainment!" The Gameboys disappeared as a young girl walked towards them. "Not mine… yours?"
"No." "Nope." "Nut-uh."
"False alarm." The Gameboys reappeared. "So anyway, these two guys are up to level 95 and the green one gets shot by his partner in the back. They're maybe three, four zombie snakes from the end and he dies."
The blonde piped up. "Oh yeah, then the green kid starts jumping up and down, yelling the most random things. The cyborg just ignores him so he actually turns into a snake! Like, an exact replica of the zombie boa, and he jumps on his partner, weirdest thing I ever saw. Everyone sees this and thinks the snake came from the game, 'cept us 'cause we were watching, so as the snake is wrapping around the cyborg people are running out of the arcade screaming bloody murder."
Robin let out a chuckle, "then what happened?"
"Huh? Oh, security came and tossed them out of the mall, right onto the sidewalk. They're banned for thirty days or something like that."
"Uh… when did this all happen?"
The three guys traded numbers. "Oh, 'bout an hour ago I'd say. Sucks to be them."
"Yep." "Uh huh." "Yeah."
Robin glanced over, "you guys want to see that vampire anaconda movie with me and some friends when the girls are done?"
"Yeah." "Sure." "Ok."
Disclaimer: I don't own the Teen Titans. No poseo Titans de Adolescente. (Is that right?)
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The dog's head hung out the car window, his green eyes following the cars that zoomed past as he took deep panting breaths. He barked twice, tail picking up speed, as a little girl in the car next to them waved. Raven grabbed his tuff and yanked him back into the car. The dog let out a yelp of surprise before morphing back into his human form, a hand rubbing his neck. "Ow…"
"You're going to loose your head if you keep doing that."
Beast Boy pouted, his eyes filling with large tears as he faced Raven, "you'd heal me, right Rae?"
Raven rolled her eyes, ignoring the boy's pouty face. "Yes Beast Boy, because I can heal decapitations."
Starfire's eyes lit up at the news and she leaned over Terra to capture Raven in a hug. "Oh Raven, you have learned a new power! This is truly wonderful!"
Terra squirmed under the weight of her two female teammates and poked Starfire in the shoulder, "uh, Star? I think that was sarcasm."
Star frowned and released Raven, returning to her seat, "oh, I see."
Raven nodded after taking a deep breath, "but you know Starfire, Terra has better control of her powers now."
Terra's jaw dropped before she turned and pointed at Raven, "No, wait a seco-AHH!"
"This is true! But I never properly congratulated you!" Starfire's arms tightened around her friend.
"Can't… breath…"
Robin let out a sigh, glancing at the rear-view mirror every few seconds, "are we there yet, Cy?"
Cyborg flexed his hands around the steering wheel, grinding his teeth together. "Believe me, I'm driving as fast as I can."
…
The group of teenagers sat at a table in the food court of the South Valley Mall, a pile of deep-fried burgers, salted pretzels, ice-cream sundaes, and large pops in front of them. Robin sat scrutinizing a map of the mall spread out across the rest of the table. "Ok Titans, meet back here in two hours and we'll head over to the theater to catch-"
"Attack of the Vampire Anacondas Two!" Beast Boy jumped up, grinning. "They terrorize the scientists' camp at night… deep in the Amazon jungle where no one can hear them scream…"
Starfire blinked. "I thought that was space…?"
Beast Boy frowned, "what? No. You're thinking of-"
Cyborg grabbed Beast Boy by the collar, "well, we're heading to the arcade, aren't we Salad Head?"
Beast Boy nodded enthusiastically, "yeah! They've got that new two-player shooter, 'Attack of the Zombie Boa Constrictors III! The only thing worse than a killer snake is a dead killer snake! With 3-D graphics and six speaker surround sound…" Cyborg dragged him towards the dark cavern of video games, his voice fading into the background noise.
Robin stood up and folded the map, glancing around the court. "Well, I think I'm going to go check out the arcade with the guys…"
Raven and Terra both nodded, neither surprised, while Starfire stared at her pudding, "but then who will go shopping with me?"
Terra stood up, knocking her chair down, "well I'd love to but… me and Raven were going to hang out, right Raven? …Uh, Raven?" Terra looked around the court for the lilac hair and purple cape. She spotted Raven silently drifting out of the food court and towards the east wing. "Right! Gottagobye!"
Robin looked down at Starfire, giving her a small smile when she looked up at him. "So… where to first?"
…
"Hey Raven!"
Raven raised an eyebrow but did not acknowledge her companion.
"Where are we going?"
"Hot Topic. I need to find some new music to drown out Beast Boy and Cyborg while I meditate. You may join me, but I don't think it's your kind of store."
Terra grinned and brushed her hair behind her shoulder, making Raven inwardly cringe. "How do you know what my kind of store is? Out of the entire team I know you the least."
Raven rolled her eyes. "That's not necessarily bad." They turned a corner and entered the dark store.
Terra stood in the doorway and took in the store, browsing the walls. "Ooo… T-shirts with funny sayings on them!"
Raven rolled her eyes and wandered over to the cds. "Yes, go romp, play, break things." She pulled out a random CD and flipped it over.
"Hey Raven, this one's perfect for you!" Raven turned her head and read the shirt Terra held out. 'Are you stalking me? 'Cause that would be super.'
"No."
"C'mon, it's funny!"
"No."
Terra rolled her eyes and tossed the shirt back. "Ah, lighten up. Hey, how 'bout this one for BB?" Raven continued to browse the cds, not looking up. "Ok, I'll read it, it says 'I'm single because the clowns keep stealing my girlfriends.'" Raven smirked and nodded in agreement, her fingers flipping through the 'F's.
"Not sure if he'd wear black, though." Terra looked around and spotted a clerk. "Hey, you! Do these come in any color besides black?" The clerk blinked, looked at the shirt, looked at Terra, raised an eyebrow, and walked to the other end of the store. Terra frowned and flung the shirt behind her, walking over to Raven. "Huh. Relative of yours?"
"Can't say I didn't wish."
…
Starfire ran over to the dressing room, letting out a small squeal of delight when she saw an open stall. Robin sauntered in behind her, jeans and skirts draped over one arm, tops hanging from the other, and a few dresses resting on his shoulder. He walked into an open stall and hung the jeans, then the skirts, followed by the pile of tops, and finished by putting the dresses on the door. Starfire rushed in and pushed him out with a forceful hand, planting a feather light kiss on his cheek before slamming the door.
"…Your welcome..." Robin stared at the door for a minute before glancing around the dressing room. He spotted a bench against the wall, three boyfriends slouched on it, each with a Gameboy. He wandered over and sat down, letting out a breath of relief. "Hi."
"Hey." "Eh." "Uh huh."
Robin sighed and leaned his head back, he had been here for all of ten seconds and was officially bored beyond comprehension.
"New at this?"
Robin looked over to find a blonde staring at him. "Yeah. Am I ever." The blonde chuckled and mumbled 'rookie' under his breath as he reached into his backpack and pulled out a Gameboy 3D, tossing it to Robin. "Just keep the sound down."
"Thanks."
The middle boy spoke up, fingers jabbing seemingly random buttons. "Go over to the arcade yet?"
Robin watched the opening credits to 'James Bond: Goldeneye 3.' "Nope."
"New two-person shooter with snakes."
"Yep."
"Two kids hogging it, though. Best gamers I've ever seen."
Robin grinned as his Bond ran across the dam.
"…Keep trying to shoot each other's characters, though-" A stall opened at the end of the hall. "Girlfriend alert, hide entertainment!" The Gameboys disappeared as a young girl walked towards them. "Not mine… yours?"
"No." "Nope." "Nut-uh."
"False alarm." The Gameboys reappeared. "So anyway, these two guys are up to level 95 and the green one gets shot by his partner in the back. They're maybe three, four zombie snakes from the end and he dies."
The blonde piped up. "Oh yeah, then the green kid starts jumping up and down, yelling the most random things. The cyborg just ignores him so he actually turns into a snake! Like, an exact replica of the zombie boa, and he jumps on his partner, weirdest thing I ever saw. Everyone sees this and thinks the snake came from the game, 'cept us 'cause we were watching, so as the snake is wrapping around the cyborg people are running out of the arcade screaming bloody murder."
Robin let out a chuckle, "then what happened?"
"Huh? Oh, security came and tossed them out of the mall, right onto the sidewalk. They're banned for thirty days or something like that."
"Uh… when did this all happen?"
The three guys traded numbers. "Oh, 'bout an hour ago I'd say. Sucks to be them."
"Yep." "Uh huh." "Yeah."
Robin glanced over, "you guys want to see that vampire anaconda movie with me and some friends when the girls are done?"
"Yeah." "Sure." "Ok."