Hi everyone, sorry it took so long to update but I kinda forgot about it (smiles sheepishly). So for all you legomance lovers out there, here we go again...

Elewyn just sat there hardly able to believe her peepers, I mean come on she masturbates to this guy and here he is in the flesh. She stared and stared taking in his beauty when drool started to puddle on her lap.
Legolas was puzzled by this strange girl who appeared out of fuckin' sowhere. "Um, and who are you fair maiden? Are you all right?
Elewyn just kept droolin and starin when his musical voice brought her back to reality. "Oh yeah, um, hi or something. I don't know why but I can't remember my name, I must have fallen on my head, he he." She didn't really remember anything at all except that she really loved this strange elfin creature before her. What to do, what to do, she thought.
Legolas watched the girl fidget uncomfortably before him and then he got a brilliant idea! "Hey, I got a fantastic idea, why don't you come with me to the Council of Elrond! He'll know what to make of you for sure, come on let's be off to the land of magic!"
He helped Aelw6in to her feet and they skipped merrily off to the land of make believe? Little did they know that elew76yn was being tracked by the Terminator for in the future she bears the child of Legolas whom will save both Middle Earth and ours from the ultimate destruction, mwa ha ha!

On the road, Elewyn couldn't remember ever being so happy, she really couldn't because of the whole amnesia thing, but anyway she really really enjoyed hearing Legolas sing his Elf Carols. "I wanna sex you up, you make me feel I want to, aw yeah, I wanna sex you up, woo hoo"
When they finally arrived in Rivendell, Elewyn was tired and extremely percolated. I can't wait to get Blondie in the sack, but how do I do it? She stared at him as he brushed his long golden locks. "Ninety eight, ninety nine, one hundred. There now we're ready to go have some fun."
Legolas and Elewin went skipping over the tra la la valley to Elrond's house to decide the fate of MIDDLE EARTH FOREVER!!!!