We'reeee heeerrreee," stated Legolas, "and how?" thought Elopwynn.
They approached the mystical looking city of Rivendell and Elewyn let out an audible gasp. She could hardly stand her excitement any longer, in fact she was so excited that she had to pee, really pee. She hopped around in place for a while and decided she couldn't hold it any longer
"Umm, Leggie baby, I , uhmmmm need to , uh use the uh, bushes, ya know what I'm saying?;
"What a strange child", thought Legolas. "Alright my lady, I'll wait over here by this waterfall and clean myself while you go relieve yourself." Right where he stood, he started to remove his tunic slowly and seductively.
Eloweyn 's mouth dropped wide open and a steady stream of drool flowed from the corner of her mouth. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" She slowly backed away until he was no longer in sight. "Now time for pee!" she exclaimed. As she was doing her business, she felt a strange sensation like she should get off the path. She glanced down the road and she felt a sense of foreboding come over her. "I really should get the fuck outta here!"
She stumbled with her pants down and hid in a nearby cave. As she peeked out, sure enough someone came walking down the path. The man had a very expressionless face, and was carrying what looked like a heavily armed machine gun. He stopped just outside the cave, looked around once, and mechanically walked away.
Oh me oh my, thought Elewyn. Who could that have been, I better see what Legolas is up to. She sprinted out of the cave, and back to the waterfall where she left Leggie. "Legolas, you'll never believe what I saw!"
To her disappointment, he was already dressed and had a towel wrapped around his hair. "I ran into this really big muscular guy with a machine gun thingy, I think he was after me!"
"Hmm, how puzzling, Gandalf the Grey will know what to make of this, come young one." And off to Rivendell!!!
Elowyn could hardly believe her eyes, Riverdale was just so astonishingly beautiful. All the little elvin nymphos running around in nothing but ivy leaves playing lazer tag, it was all too much. Once they arrived the first thing Leggie did was bring her straight to Gandalf, as promised.
"My Grey one, this is the lady Elowytn, she has fallen from the sky and has come to bring us great fortune, right?" he pushed her forcefully into Gandalf's dusty robe and she smiled apologetically at him.
"Look, sir, I don't know why I'm here but this really crazy looking guy is after me, can I go with you to be in your fellowship and stuff?" Elowyn looked up at Gandalf who puzzled for a moment.
"Look young one, shut the fuck up, we haven't even come to that part of the movie, 'er book yet, so why don't you just let these beautiful elvyn maidens right here make you up to look like the elf I know that is inside of you."
Just then three stunning elvin maidens came out of their hiding place and started giggling at Elowyen's strange attire. "Hey stop poking me!" she exclaimed.
Legolas and Gandalf just stood there aquardly glancing at each other as if waiting for someone to do something. "Yeah, well we'll just let you do your thing and we'll umm, be right outside, byeee." Legolas threw Gandalf out of the room and slammed the door behind them leaving Eowlyn to her womanly duties.
Five hours later Eloowyn was the spitting image of an elvin maiden, in long flowing robes of silver and blue and a diamond tiara. "Ohh, I feel totally elegant." she exclaimed. I wonder what Legolas will think of me now, she thought in her heart of hearts. "Thanks for all your help ladies." As she passed out tips to the elvin ladies who made their quick exit once they got what they came for, those bitches.
"As she glanced at herself in the mirror she stated, "Time to get some pootie tang!" and left her chambers in search of her lovely elf, but who should she run into instead, oh no, oh yes!
They approached the mystical looking city of Rivendell and Elewyn let out an audible gasp. She could hardly stand her excitement any longer, in fact she was so excited that she had to pee, really pee. She hopped around in place for a while and decided she couldn't hold it any longer
"Umm, Leggie baby, I , uhmmmm need to , uh use the uh, bushes, ya know what I'm saying?;
"What a strange child", thought Legolas. "Alright my lady, I'll wait over here by this waterfall and clean myself while you go relieve yourself." Right where he stood, he started to remove his tunic slowly and seductively.
Eloweyn 's mouth dropped wide open and a steady stream of drool flowed from the corner of her mouth. "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" She slowly backed away until he was no longer in sight. "Now time for pee!" she exclaimed. As she was doing her business, she felt a strange sensation like she should get off the path. She glanced down the road and she felt a sense of foreboding come over her. "I really should get the fuck outta here!"
She stumbled with her pants down and hid in a nearby cave. As she peeked out, sure enough someone came walking down the path. The man had a very expressionless face, and was carrying what looked like a heavily armed machine gun. He stopped just outside the cave, looked around once, and mechanically walked away.
Oh me oh my, thought Elewyn. Who could that have been, I better see what Legolas is up to. She sprinted out of the cave, and back to the waterfall where she left Leggie. "Legolas, you'll never believe what I saw!"
To her disappointment, he was already dressed and had a towel wrapped around his hair. "I ran into this really big muscular guy with a machine gun thingy, I think he was after me!"
"Hmm, how puzzling, Gandalf the Grey will know what to make of this, come young one." And off to Rivendell!!!
Elowyn could hardly believe her eyes, Riverdale was just so astonishingly beautiful. All the little elvin nymphos running around in nothing but ivy leaves playing lazer tag, it was all too much. Once they arrived the first thing Leggie did was bring her straight to Gandalf, as promised.
"My Grey one, this is the lady Elowytn, she has fallen from the sky and has come to bring us great fortune, right?" he pushed her forcefully into Gandalf's dusty robe and she smiled apologetically at him.
"Look, sir, I don't know why I'm here but this really crazy looking guy is after me, can I go with you to be in your fellowship and stuff?" Elowyn looked up at Gandalf who puzzled for a moment.
"Look young one, shut the fuck up, we haven't even come to that part of the movie, 'er book yet, so why don't you just let these beautiful elvyn maidens right here make you up to look like the elf I know that is inside of you."
Just then three stunning elvin maidens came out of their hiding place and started giggling at Elowyen's strange attire. "Hey stop poking me!" she exclaimed.
Legolas and Gandalf just stood there aquardly glancing at each other as if waiting for someone to do something. "Yeah, well we'll just let you do your thing and we'll umm, be right outside, byeee." Legolas threw Gandalf out of the room and slammed the door behind them leaving Eowlyn to her womanly duties.
Five hours later Eloowyn was the spitting image of an elvin maiden, in long flowing robes of silver and blue and a diamond tiara. "Ohh, I feel totally elegant." she exclaimed. I wonder what Legolas will think of me now, she thought in her heart of hearts. "Thanks for all your help ladies." As she passed out tips to the elvin ladies who made their quick exit once they got what they came for, those bitches.
"As she glanced at herself in the mirror she stated, "Time to get some pootie tang!" and left her chambers in search of her lovely elf, but who should she run into instead, oh no, oh yes!