Not Again!-The Musical Sequel
by. Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: Still not mine, but wait until it comes on sale at Ebay.
Author's Note: Sorry to keep you waiting, damn test-week... I had a hard time deciting what I'd put in the second chapter... Oh well, if you only live once then here we go.
SCENE 2- An evil apparition
Bayville High
(KELLY is at his office)
KELLY:
I really have to think about getting a home. Who knows how long till the faculty realizes that I've been sleeping here all the time.
EERIE VOICE:
Kelly...
KELLY:
Oh no. The voices are back...
(a SCARY FIGURE appears)
KELLY:
Great, now I'm seeing things. It's all the mutants fault. Making me paranoid and forget my first name...
SCARY FIGURE:
Kelly, you have failed me.
KELLY:
For a hallucination, you sound familiar.
SCARY FIGURE:
You imbecile! I'm not a hallucination.
(The SCARY FIGURE steps into the light)
KELLY:
My God! Epstein!
EPSTEIN:
Yes, I have returned.
KELLY:
But I thought you lost to the mutants and... What's that smell?
EPSTEIN:
Damn manure... Anyway, I'm back for revenge!
*NO MORE MR. NICE GUY (The Swan Princess)*
*EPSTEIN*
Gosh, it's such a hoot to see them quaking
When I'm through they'll treat me with respect
And I can't wait to see their poor hearts breaking
So much for politically correct
Up 'til now I've pulled my punches
I intend to eat their lunches
No more Mr. Nice Guy, not for me
If you think that I'm hard-hearted
Well, let me by, I just got started
No more Mr. Nice Guy, no siree
Vengeance is what I believe in
I don't get mad, I get even
As for the world, well that's tragic
I'm going back to that old black magic
Good behaviour is so much duller
Time to show my one true colour
Baby, Mr. Nice Guy's history
Up to no good, I love plottin'
Yeah, I'm so good when I'm rotten
No more Mr. Nice Guy, wait and see
I'll become that nasty, naughty, petty, spiteful
Wicked, wayward, way delightful
Bad guy I was born to be
KELLY:
So you're going to...
EPSTEIN:
That's right. But this time I'll be smarter. This time I shall call forth the most horrific thing in all creation.
KELLY:
What?
EPSTEIN:
You'll see. I was beaten before. But know I'll attack with the power and cunning befitting any great anime-villian. This time I will win. Just you wait!
KELLY:
Till when?
EPSTEIN:
Till the next chapter.
*~*~*~*~*
At the Institute
(SCOTT and PIETRO are at the library, SCOTT is looking out the window and PIETRO is on a computer)
SCOTT:
Look at that storm.
PIETRO:
I sure am.
SCOTT:
This must the first time I've seen a natural storm since I came here.
PIETRO:
You can't beat that.
SCOTT:
What you just said makes no sense.
PIETRO:
Yes it does. You can't beat these pictures of Storm I found on the net.
SCOTT:
What?!
PIETRO:
Yeah, she's all over the place at I-was-young-and-needed-money.com.
SCOTT:
This is too much...
PIETRO:
Yeah, she really shouldn't do things like that with a traffic-cone.
SCOTT:
Uuugh.
(SCOTT runs to the nearest toilet)
Author's Note: (giggle) That Storm, she's full of surprises. As for the website, I don't if such a thing exists and I don't want to know. Next up: Epstein summons the most horrific thing in all creation. What could that be?
Disclaimer: Still not mine, but wait until it comes on sale at Ebay.
Author's Note: Sorry to keep you waiting, damn test-week... I had a hard time deciting what I'd put in the second chapter... Oh well, if you only live once then here we go.
SCENE 2- An evil apparition
Bayville High
(KELLY is at his office)
KELLY:
I really have to think about getting a home. Who knows how long till the faculty realizes that I've been sleeping here all the time.
EERIE VOICE:
Kelly...
KELLY:
Oh no. The voices are back...
(a SCARY FIGURE appears)
KELLY:
Great, now I'm seeing things. It's all the mutants fault. Making me paranoid and forget my first name...
SCARY FIGURE:
Kelly, you have failed me.
KELLY:
For a hallucination, you sound familiar.
SCARY FIGURE:
You imbecile! I'm not a hallucination.
(The SCARY FIGURE steps into the light)
KELLY:
My God! Epstein!
EPSTEIN:
Yes, I have returned.
KELLY:
But I thought you lost to the mutants and... What's that smell?
EPSTEIN:
Damn manure... Anyway, I'm back for revenge!
*NO MORE MR. NICE GUY (The Swan Princess)*
*EPSTEIN*
Gosh, it's such a hoot to see them quaking
When I'm through they'll treat me with respect
And I can't wait to see their poor hearts breaking
So much for politically correct
Up 'til now I've pulled my punches
I intend to eat their lunches
No more Mr. Nice Guy, not for me
If you think that I'm hard-hearted
Well, let me by, I just got started
No more Mr. Nice Guy, no siree
Vengeance is what I believe in
I don't get mad, I get even
As for the world, well that's tragic
I'm going back to that old black magic
Good behaviour is so much duller
Time to show my one true colour
Baby, Mr. Nice Guy's history
Up to no good, I love plottin'
Yeah, I'm so good when I'm rotten
No more Mr. Nice Guy, wait and see
I'll become that nasty, naughty, petty, spiteful
Wicked, wayward, way delightful
Bad guy I was born to be
KELLY:
So you're going to...
EPSTEIN:
That's right. But this time I'll be smarter. This time I shall call forth the most horrific thing in all creation.
KELLY:
What?
EPSTEIN:
You'll see. I was beaten before. But know I'll attack with the power and cunning befitting any great anime-villian. This time I will win. Just you wait!
KELLY:
Till when?
EPSTEIN:
Till the next chapter.
*~*~*~*~*
At the Institute
(SCOTT and PIETRO are at the library, SCOTT is looking out the window and PIETRO is on a computer)
SCOTT:
Look at that storm.
PIETRO:
I sure am.
SCOTT:
This must the first time I've seen a natural storm since I came here.
PIETRO:
You can't beat that.
SCOTT:
What you just said makes no sense.
PIETRO:
Yes it does. You can't beat these pictures of Storm I found on the net.
SCOTT:
What?!
PIETRO:
Yeah, she's all over the place at I-was-young-and-needed-money.com.
SCOTT:
This is too much...
PIETRO:
Yeah, she really shouldn't do things like that with a traffic-cone.
SCOTT:
Uuugh.
(SCOTT runs to the nearest toilet)
Author's Note: (giggle) That Storm, she's full of surprises. As for the website, I don't if such a thing exists and I don't want to know. Next up: Epstein summons the most horrific thing in all creation. What could that be?