DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN X-MEN: EVOLUTION OR BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Red Witch: I can use the misfits? COOL! But unfortunately you won't see them until the end, that's where I'm putting all the other 'X-Men' realities.
Supergirlhv: Now there's an idea.
NctrnlBst: South Park or Simpsons....well I'll think about it, see if I can come up with anything.
BlackRoseApocalyps: Glad you're back, and I hope you enjoy this.
project eve 1: Don't worry I always finish a fic, eventually.
Shadow-Spider: I hope so.
Yae yang:....You're kidding right? You honestly don't know who Buffy the Vampire Slyer IS!? It was on for like 7 seasons, it was a major show on the WB then moved to UPN....guess I'll have to write it a little so you know what's going on.
REALITY TRIP
CHAPTER 2: WELCOME TO SUNNYDALE
The mutants had woken up from their 'trip' as it were from Forge.
"Everyone all right?" Scott asked picking himself off the ground. He looked around and found everyone else doing the same.
"Vhere are ve?" Kurt asked. As they looked around they found themselves in a cemetery at night.
"Dude wasn't it still morning?" Bobby asked no one in particular.
"Not like unless his machine totally took us to other side of the world." Kitty said. "Man this place it totally creeping me out."
Rogue just looked around and shrugged. "It seems fahne ta meh."
Kitty just looked at Rogue. "Whatever."
Scott noticed Vincent was looking around a lot, with a curious expression on his face. "Vincent what's up?"
He scratched the back of his head. "Something is off here, for starters the tombstones are written in English and not in a language found on the other side of the world."
They all looked at the head stones and found he was right.
"That and I get the strangest feeling like I know this place from somewhere but can't place it."
"I thought you had a photographic memory?" Bobby said to him.
Vincent just gave the boy a look. "I do but it's not like a computer. I said it looks familiar but I've never been here before, but yet I still know it somehow, but I can't figure out from what, it's driving me nuts."
Rogue looked around a little too. "Ah think ah know what ya mean, ah feel it too."
"Where's the device anyways?" Jean asked looking around.
"Here it is." Vincent said and picked it up. He began looking it over and reading the readouts.
"Can you work it?" Scott asked him. Vincent looked up and him and shrugged. "I think so, but I'll need a little time to go over everything in my head."
"Well let's see if we can find a town or something to see where we are in the meantime." Scott said to everyone. They all walked off in one direction, since they just picked one at random.
Then Logan looked in one direction sharply. "What is it Logan?" Scott asked him.
"There's fighting over there, I can hear it, plus....something smells like death and blood."
No one liked the sound of that. "Let's check it out then." Scott said.
"Why?" Bobby asked. He didn't like the idea of fighting in a cemetery.
"Someone might need our help." Scott told them. "Besides we might be able to get some answers."
They all agreed to it and made off to where the sound of fighting was going on.
****
Buffy was currently busy fighting off several vampires. She was also taking out her anger on them. It had been a few days since she let Riley go, and was still kicking herself for pushing him away and ultimately ending their relationship.
There was also the problem with Glory and Dawn and everything just seemed to get more and more difficult.
She lost her concentration for just a minute and she got hit from behind because of it, and was sent down hard to the ground. She rolled to her back to see the vamp look down on her, and began to lunge for her.
When out of all things a blue demon came out of nowhere and drop kicked the vampire.
'Okay THIS is new, a demon SAVING me?' She thought, suddenly three different blast of some kind of energy blasted the other vampires and sent them flying.
Buffy looked over to see a whole bunch of teenagers and one adult in a dire need of a shave.
The X-Men had run onto the scene of seeing a blond girl around twenty getting attacked by a group of thugs. Nightcrawler had ported in and slammed one of them, while Scott, Vincent and Amanda took out the other three.
"Need a hand." The blue demon boy said to Buffy she was about to accept it when one of the vampires jumped on his back. "KURT!" She heard the dark skinned girl cry out, and she immediately jumped up and pulled out a wooden stake.
She plugged it into the vamp's heart from its back and it exploded into dust. The blue boy looked up with wide eyes. "Vhat vas that?"
"You're kidding, I thought all demons knew about vampires?" Then Buffy could see a very hurt expression on his face as he got up. "I'm not a demon." He said, she could fell the hurt in his voice.
"Oh." Buffy didn't know what to say if he wasn't one then that would not have been a good thing to say. "Sorry it's just that..."
"Ja I know. I get that a lot." He said sadly.
"Holy crap these are vampires!" They heard one of them say. They both looked in time to see Vincent kick on so hard it flew right into and through a headstone.
The other vampires seeing this were taken aback. Then decided to turn tail and run.
"Wow, nice kick." Buffy said. 'No normal human could kick a vamp like that.' She thought.
"Thanks I-"Then Vincent stopped and got a surprised look on his face. Rogue and Kitty also had the same shocked look on them.
Bobby looked curiously at her. "Hey isn't that Sarah Michelle Geller?"
"Who?" Buffy said.
"Uh....actually I think that's Buffy the vampire slayer." Kitty said, still in shock.
"But that's just a TV show!" Bobby yelled out.
"I'm a what?" Buffy said.
"Apparently not where we are." Vincent said.
"What do you mean where we are?" Buffy said, getting annoyed that these people were talking about her like she wasn't here.
"But how can that be?" Rogue asked, even though the idea of being in one of her favorite shows was appealing.
"HEY!" Buffy yelled out. They all turned to her. "What is going on here?"
They explained about the experiment and Vincent threw in a theory that if there are an infinite number of realities anything IS possible, even being in a TV show. That caused Buffy to get a little weirded-out, that her life was a TV show in their reality.
"Look maybe the guys can, well, do something about all of this." Buffy said, not sure of what they could do, but also didn't like the idea of super powered people running lose around Sunnydale either.
"Alright we get to meet the Scoobies." Kitty said she too was a fan of the show.
Bobby chuckled to himself. "What is it?" Jamie asked him. Bobby looked down at him. "Well you know the actress that plays Buffy?" Jamie nodded. "Remember her latest movie?"
Jamie thought about it and smiled. "Think we should tell her?"
"Nay, at least not right now." He said with an impish smile.
It took a while since the cemetery was a lot farther away then it showed in the TV show from the magic box, and the expression on Buffy's face when Kurt used his inducer was priceless.
They made it to the Magic Box the store the Giles her mentor and friend owned. When they entered they noticed the Scoobies as they had called themselves were around this one table with all these books looking them through.
"Hey Buff, who are all your friends?" Said Xander, the tall boy at the end of the table.
"Well, you see, they said they're mutants from an alternate reality." Buffy said unsure of where to really being with this.
There was a moment of silence. "Well that's a new one, even for us." Xander finally said.
They spent the next few minutes basically telling them what they already told Buffy.
"So we're a show in your world." Xander said. "Cool, are we in anything else?"
"Well the actress that plays Buffy was in a few movies." Kitty said.
"And Willow over there was the geeky girl from band camp that was a nymphomaniac in the American Pie movies." Bobby said.
"I-I-I was a-a-a what?" Willow sputter out, and she started to turn as red as her hair. Everyone looked at her strangely. "I'm gay not a nympho!"
"I can vouch for that." Terra her partner said, although she had it come out a little more disappointed sounded than she wanted to.
Willow looked at her. "What's that supposed to mean?"
Terra quickly tried to go into damage control. "Well honey it's nothing, I means it good but...you know...there's this thing I wanted to try and-"
"Okay that's enough, I really don't want those images in my head." Buffy said shaking her head, not wanting to visualize her best friend getting it on with Terra or anyone else period. That was just so wrong.
"Yes unnecessary imagery here." Xander said also, with a grimace on his face.
"Quite right." Giles said, and the elderly British man took off his glasses and cleaned them, as was his habit.
Bobby on the other hand got this dreamy look on his face.
"So if you guys are mutants what does that mean exactly?" Dawn the youngest and the sister of the Slayer spoke up.
"Well it means we have an extra gene called the X-gene that gives us abilities." Jean told her. "For me I have telekinesis and telepathy."
Buffy made a face, the time she got telepathy she nearly went insane.
They then went through all their abilities and when it came to Kurt he was a little hesitant about showing them his. He looked to Buffy and she nodded her head.
He deactivated his watch and the other gasps at his true appearance. "Whoa." This came from Xander.
"Ja I know, some people zink that I am a demon because of zis." He said sorrowfully
"I can see how you were mistaken for a demon, I mean with all the fur, and that tail." Anya, Xander's girlfriend said. "In fact you look like a demon I once knew, only he was red."
Kurt looked horrified that he actually resembled an actual demon.
"Anya." Xander scolded her.
Rogue gave the ex-vengeance demon a death glare at hurting her brother's feeling like that, she knew Kurt was sensitive about the 'demon' thing, with his religious upbringing and all.
Then she got an idea and a grin made its way to her face. "Hey look bunnies!" She yelled out and pointed near Anya's feet.
Anye immediately screamed and jumped up the table. "Get them away, get them away!"
"Anya calm down." Xander said trying to get his girlfriend off the table.
"No they're evil, EVIL, and I should know I used to be evil!" She screamed at him.
It was really kind of funny seeing a grown woman on a table screaming her head off about 'evil' rabbits. It took a few minutes but she eventually calmed down and relaxed, although she kept giving Rogue dirty looks.
Just then Spike, the vampire who was reluctantly helping them came strolling in. He chose that moment to enter the Magic Shop from the back room. He had been looking for some info on Glory for the Slayer, but hadn't found anything useful.
"Hey what's all this then?" The blond British vampire asked seeing all the new people and a blue demon boy. Then he noticed the Goth girl and groaned.
"Don't tell me you guys are lettin' in those idiotic Goths into your club now." This caused Rogue to rise up out of her chair. "What was that?"
"Oh please you Goths think you know what it's like to be a vampire so you put on all this bloody make-up, which by the way make you look like a lady of the evening I once knew, I mean no vampire take you blokes seriously, in fact we consider you wannabe pretenders a joke."
"Uh, Spike." Buffy tried to warn him, since Rogue's left eye was twitching and she found out that she was most likely stronger than even herself.
"What? Don't tell me this bloody trollop of the morgue is a friend of-"but didn't finish as Rogue punched him hard enough that he went flying into the railing on the second level of the store and then came crashing down.
"Sweat merciful Zeus." Xander exclaimed. "And here I am without a camera, you think you could do that again, if I run real fast and get one?"
Spike had picked himself off the ground, but still staggering a little. "BLOODY 'ELL. What the sodding 'ell is she?" He groaned out.
"A mutant with super human strength." Buffy said matter-of-factly to him. She tried to hide the smile on her face from Spike's misfortune, but not doing to well.
"Riiiight. Run that by me again, but with some explanation." Spike said to her. They were yet again had to tell him about everything, but when Kitty said she wished they were in Angel, because she thought that David Boreanez was hot, instead of the Buffy show, Spike lost it.
"Ya mean to tell me that, bloody, brooding, walking bad hair-cut of a git has his OWN show!" He roared out, he then threw his hands up into the air. "There is NO justice anywhere!"
"Maybe it's best we don't mention he ends up working with him." Vincent whispered to Rogue while he was still ranting and swearing up a storm. Rogue nodded her head.
Logan on the other hand was glaring at Spike, until he noticed it. "Well what's Grizzly Adams' problem?" He asked looking at Logan.
Logan let out a little growl. "He's one of those...vampire things, I can smell it."
"Don't worry Logan." Vincent said to him. "He's been de-fanged as it were, he's got this chip in his head, that make him harmless to humans."
"But if you're mutants, does that still apply?" Anya asked.
Spike got this pleasing look on his face. "One way to find out." He took a swing at Vincent's face. Then he roared out in pain as his hand and his head exploded in pain.
"Well I guess that means mutants are human too." Vincent said unphased by the punch. "Oh and Spike, I'm invulnerable, not wise to hit someone like me."
Spike on the other hand was not pleased, no not pleased at all.
It had taken some time to calm him down, and while they did that Willow, the brains of the Scoobies and Vincent and Kitty tried to figure out what to do. After about an hour, of them looking talking over and looking over the 'fancy VCR remote' as Buffy called it.
They felt they had gotten somewhere. The others had spent their time trading 'war stories' as it was to pass the time.
Jamie and Dawn were getting along great, mostly because they felt the same about how being the youngest meant they were always left out of the good stuff.
Scott and Buffy were also getting along, especially when she found out his was the leader of the group and his last name was Summers also. Xander made a poor joke about them being related, which had everyone giving him a strange look.
"Well I think we got this gizmo of Forge's figured out." Vincent said to everyone.
"Yes, you guys can get back but there a problem." Willow the Wiccan said.
We have to like travel to a few different realities in order to get our bearings as it were, to set the coordinates for home." Kitty said disappointed.
"You mean we can't get home right away?" Scott said slightly alarmed.
"Great what else can go wrong?" Bobby said. Then the front door busted open, and several vampires, followed by these short gruesome little demons in brown robes walked in. Then came a tall blond woman, in a fancy dress.
"You just HAD to say that." Xander said to him.
The blond woman spoke up. "Slayer I know you have the Key and I want it." Glory the exiled demon Goddess from a Hell dimension stated.
"Who the Hell is she?" Scott asked.
"Short answer Glory, she's trouble, and evil, and really, really strong, oh and she's not human despite how she looks." Buffy said to him. "Alright for you new people the vampires are just soulless corpses, so don't feel bad about destroying them."
"I'm standing right here you know." Spike said insulted. Buffy just ignored him. "Stake through the heart, fire or decapitation works."
"Like this?" Scott said and raised a hand to his visor. A beam went out a decapitated several vampires who exploded into dust.
"Uh...yeah, that works." Buffy said a little startled that he took them out so quickly.
The remaining vampires looked once at Scott then at the piles of dist that were once vampires, then at Glory, deciding whether to go up against the Slayer and her new friends or run out on Glory.
They did the smart thing and ran for it. "Come back here you cowards, I'll tear you apart!" They didn't stop but they did run faster.
While her back was turned them Vincent blaster Glory in the back sending her flying into a store across the street. "Mistress!" the little hobgoblin like demons cried out and went to her.
Everyone exited outside and looked to see Glory picking herself up like nothing had happened. She looked down and shrieked at her ruined dress. "Do you have ANY idea how hard it was to find this!" She cried out, and then caught her reflection in the shattered store window.
"MY HAIR! YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR! THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO DO!"
"Is she serious?" Logan asked not believing this. Buffy nodded her head, sometimes even she couldn't believe Glory's attitude.
"That's it, I have got to change, when I get back you and your friends are so dead!" She screamed and marched off with the little demons on her heels.
"Well that was anti-climatic for a change." Xander said.
"Hey don't knock it, we usually have to have a big and bloody fight, in which no one walks away from unhurt." Buffy said to him.
They all heard a beeping sound. They looked around and Vincent looked down at the control he had. "Hey guys this thing has finally charged up enough for anther jump."
"So you guys are leaving?" Dawn said looking a little sad, that all these new cool people were leaving.
"Yeah well we need to get back." Jean said. "The others are most likely getting worried."
Vincent took out the remote and first scanned the quantum signature into the device for a reference point and hit a few buttons. "I just hope we land somewhere peaceful....no offence."
"None taken." Buffy said.
As a light gathered around the mutants, they vanished.
The Slayer and her friends stood there for a second. "And good riddance I say." Spike muttered. Which was meet by glares from everyone.
NEXT UP CHAPTER 3: SMALLVILLE
Red Witch: I can use the misfits? COOL! But unfortunately you won't see them until the end, that's where I'm putting all the other 'X-Men' realities.
Supergirlhv: Now there's an idea.
NctrnlBst: South Park or Simpsons....well I'll think about it, see if I can come up with anything.
BlackRoseApocalyps: Glad you're back, and I hope you enjoy this.
project eve 1: Don't worry I always finish a fic, eventually.
Shadow-Spider: I hope so.
Yae yang:....You're kidding right? You honestly don't know who Buffy the Vampire Slyer IS!? It was on for like 7 seasons, it was a major show on the WB then moved to UPN....guess I'll have to write it a little so you know what's going on.
REALITY TRIP
CHAPTER 2: WELCOME TO SUNNYDALE
The mutants had woken up from their 'trip' as it were from Forge.
"Everyone all right?" Scott asked picking himself off the ground. He looked around and found everyone else doing the same.
"Vhere are ve?" Kurt asked. As they looked around they found themselves in a cemetery at night.
"Dude wasn't it still morning?" Bobby asked no one in particular.
"Not like unless his machine totally took us to other side of the world." Kitty said. "Man this place it totally creeping me out."
Rogue just looked around and shrugged. "It seems fahne ta meh."
Kitty just looked at Rogue. "Whatever."
Scott noticed Vincent was looking around a lot, with a curious expression on his face. "Vincent what's up?"
He scratched the back of his head. "Something is off here, for starters the tombstones are written in English and not in a language found on the other side of the world."
They all looked at the head stones and found he was right.
"That and I get the strangest feeling like I know this place from somewhere but can't place it."
"I thought you had a photographic memory?" Bobby said to him.
Vincent just gave the boy a look. "I do but it's not like a computer. I said it looks familiar but I've never been here before, but yet I still know it somehow, but I can't figure out from what, it's driving me nuts."
Rogue looked around a little too. "Ah think ah know what ya mean, ah feel it too."
"Where's the device anyways?" Jean asked looking around.
"Here it is." Vincent said and picked it up. He began looking it over and reading the readouts.
"Can you work it?" Scott asked him. Vincent looked up and him and shrugged. "I think so, but I'll need a little time to go over everything in my head."
"Well let's see if we can find a town or something to see where we are in the meantime." Scott said to everyone. They all walked off in one direction, since they just picked one at random.
Then Logan looked in one direction sharply. "What is it Logan?" Scott asked him.
"There's fighting over there, I can hear it, plus....something smells like death and blood."
No one liked the sound of that. "Let's check it out then." Scott said.
"Why?" Bobby asked. He didn't like the idea of fighting in a cemetery.
"Someone might need our help." Scott told them. "Besides we might be able to get some answers."
They all agreed to it and made off to where the sound of fighting was going on.
****
Buffy was currently busy fighting off several vampires. She was also taking out her anger on them. It had been a few days since she let Riley go, and was still kicking herself for pushing him away and ultimately ending their relationship.
There was also the problem with Glory and Dawn and everything just seemed to get more and more difficult.
She lost her concentration for just a minute and she got hit from behind because of it, and was sent down hard to the ground. She rolled to her back to see the vamp look down on her, and began to lunge for her.
When out of all things a blue demon came out of nowhere and drop kicked the vampire.
'Okay THIS is new, a demon SAVING me?' She thought, suddenly three different blast of some kind of energy blasted the other vampires and sent them flying.
Buffy looked over to see a whole bunch of teenagers and one adult in a dire need of a shave.
The X-Men had run onto the scene of seeing a blond girl around twenty getting attacked by a group of thugs. Nightcrawler had ported in and slammed one of them, while Scott, Vincent and Amanda took out the other three.
"Need a hand." The blue demon boy said to Buffy she was about to accept it when one of the vampires jumped on his back. "KURT!" She heard the dark skinned girl cry out, and she immediately jumped up and pulled out a wooden stake.
She plugged it into the vamp's heart from its back and it exploded into dust. The blue boy looked up with wide eyes. "Vhat vas that?"
"You're kidding, I thought all demons knew about vampires?" Then Buffy could see a very hurt expression on his face as he got up. "I'm not a demon." He said, she could fell the hurt in his voice.
"Oh." Buffy didn't know what to say if he wasn't one then that would not have been a good thing to say. "Sorry it's just that..."
"Ja I know. I get that a lot." He said sadly.
"Holy crap these are vampires!" They heard one of them say. They both looked in time to see Vincent kick on so hard it flew right into and through a headstone.
The other vampires seeing this were taken aback. Then decided to turn tail and run.
"Wow, nice kick." Buffy said. 'No normal human could kick a vamp like that.' She thought.
"Thanks I-"Then Vincent stopped and got a surprised look on his face. Rogue and Kitty also had the same shocked look on them.
Bobby looked curiously at her. "Hey isn't that Sarah Michelle Geller?"
"Who?" Buffy said.
"Uh....actually I think that's Buffy the vampire slayer." Kitty said, still in shock.
"But that's just a TV show!" Bobby yelled out.
"I'm a what?" Buffy said.
"Apparently not where we are." Vincent said.
"What do you mean where we are?" Buffy said, getting annoyed that these people were talking about her like she wasn't here.
"But how can that be?" Rogue asked, even though the idea of being in one of her favorite shows was appealing.
"HEY!" Buffy yelled out. They all turned to her. "What is going on here?"
They explained about the experiment and Vincent threw in a theory that if there are an infinite number of realities anything IS possible, even being in a TV show. That caused Buffy to get a little weirded-out, that her life was a TV show in their reality.
"Look maybe the guys can, well, do something about all of this." Buffy said, not sure of what they could do, but also didn't like the idea of super powered people running lose around Sunnydale either.
"Alright we get to meet the Scoobies." Kitty said she too was a fan of the show.
Bobby chuckled to himself. "What is it?" Jamie asked him. Bobby looked down at him. "Well you know the actress that plays Buffy?" Jamie nodded. "Remember her latest movie?"
Jamie thought about it and smiled. "Think we should tell her?"
"Nay, at least not right now." He said with an impish smile.
It took a while since the cemetery was a lot farther away then it showed in the TV show from the magic box, and the expression on Buffy's face when Kurt used his inducer was priceless.
They made it to the Magic Box the store the Giles her mentor and friend owned. When they entered they noticed the Scoobies as they had called themselves were around this one table with all these books looking them through.
"Hey Buff, who are all your friends?" Said Xander, the tall boy at the end of the table.
"Well, you see, they said they're mutants from an alternate reality." Buffy said unsure of where to really being with this.
There was a moment of silence. "Well that's a new one, even for us." Xander finally said.
They spent the next few minutes basically telling them what they already told Buffy.
"So we're a show in your world." Xander said. "Cool, are we in anything else?"
"Well the actress that plays Buffy was in a few movies." Kitty said.
"And Willow over there was the geeky girl from band camp that was a nymphomaniac in the American Pie movies." Bobby said.
"I-I-I was a-a-a what?" Willow sputter out, and she started to turn as red as her hair. Everyone looked at her strangely. "I'm gay not a nympho!"
"I can vouch for that." Terra her partner said, although she had it come out a little more disappointed sounded than she wanted to.
Willow looked at her. "What's that supposed to mean?"
Terra quickly tried to go into damage control. "Well honey it's nothing, I means it good but...you know...there's this thing I wanted to try and-"
"Okay that's enough, I really don't want those images in my head." Buffy said shaking her head, not wanting to visualize her best friend getting it on with Terra or anyone else period. That was just so wrong.
"Yes unnecessary imagery here." Xander said also, with a grimace on his face.
"Quite right." Giles said, and the elderly British man took off his glasses and cleaned them, as was his habit.
Bobby on the other hand got this dreamy look on his face.
"So if you guys are mutants what does that mean exactly?" Dawn the youngest and the sister of the Slayer spoke up.
"Well it means we have an extra gene called the X-gene that gives us abilities." Jean told her. "For me I have telekinesis and telepathy."
Buffy made a face, the time she got telepathy she nearly went insane.
They then went through all their abilities and when it came to Kurt he was a little hesitant about showing them his. He looked to Buffy and she nodded her head.
He deactivated his watch and the other gasps at his true appearance. "Whoa." This came from Xander.
"Ja I know, some people zink that I am a demon because of zis." He said sorrowfully
"I can see how you were mistaken for a demon, I mean with all the fur, and that tail." Anya, Xander's girlfriend said. "In fact you look like a demon I once knew, only he was red."
Kurt looked horrified that he actually resembled an actual demon.
"Anya." Xander scolded her.
Rogue gave the ex-vengeance demon a death glare at hurting her brother's feeling like that, she knew Kurt was sensitive about the 'demon' thing, with his religious upbringing and all.
Then she got an idea and a grin made its way to her face. "Hey look bunnies!" She yelled out and pointed near Anya's feet.
Anye immediately screamed and jumped up the table. "Get them away, get them away!"
"Anya calm down." Xander said trying to get his girlfriend off the table.
"No they're evil, EVIL, and I should know I used to be evil!" She screamed at him.
It was really kind of funny seeing a grown woman on a table screaming her head off about 'evil' rabbits. It took a few minutes but she eventually calmed down and relaxed, although she kept giving Rogue dirty looks.
Just then Spike, the vampire who was reluctantly helping them came strolling in. He chose that moment to enter the Magic Shop from the back room. He had been looking for some info on Glory for the Slayer, but hadn't found anything useful.
"Hey what's all this then?" The blond British vampire asked seeing all the new people and a blue demon boy. Then he noticed the Goth girl and groaned.
"Don't tell me you guys are lettin' in those idiotic Goths into your club now." This caused Rogue to rise up out of her chair. "What was that?"
"Oh please you Goths think you know what it's like to be a vampire so you put on all this bloody make-up, which by the way make you look like a lady of the evening I once knew, I mean no vampire take you blokes seriously, in fact we consider you wannabe pretenders a joke."
"Uh, Spike." Buffy tried to warn him, since Rogue's left eye was twitching and she found out that she was most likely stronger than even herself.
"What? Don't tell me this bloody trollop of the morgue is a friend of-"but didn't finish as Rogue punched him hard enough that he went flying into the railing on the second level of the store and then came crashing down.
"Sweat merciful Zeus." Xander exclaimed. "And here I am without a camera, you think you could do that again, if I run real fast and get one?"
Spike had picked himself off the ground, but still staggering a little. "BLOODY 'ELL. What the sodding 'ell is she?" He groaned out.
"A mutant with super human strength." Buffy said matter-of-factly to him. She tried to hide the smile on her face from Spike's misfortune, but not doing to well.
"Riiiight. Run that by me again, but with some explanation." Spike said to her. They were yet again had to tell him about everything, but when Kitty said she wished they were in Angel, because she thought that David Boreanez was hot, instead of the Buffy show, Spike lost it.
"Ya mean to tell me that, bloody, brooding, walking bad hair-cut of a git has his OWN show!" He roared out, he then threw his hands up into the air. "There is NO justice anywhere!"
"Maybe it's best we don't mention he ends up working with him." Vincent whispered to Rogue while he was still ranting and swearing up a storm. Rogue nodded her head.
Logan on the other hand was glaring at Spike, until he noticed it. "Well what's Grizzly Adams' problem?" He asked looking at Logan.
Logan let out a little growl. "He's one of those...vampire things, I can smell it."
"Don't worry Logan." Vincent said to him. "He's been de-fanged as it were, he's got this chip in his head, that make him harmless to humans."
"But if you're mutants, does that still apply?" Anya asked.
Spike got this pleasing look on his face. "One way to find out." He took a swing at Vincent's face. Then he roared out in pain as his hand and his head exploded in pain.
"Well I guess that means mutants are human too." Vincent said unphased by the punch. "Oh and Spike, I'm invulnerable, not wise to hit someone like me."
Spike on the other hand was not pleased, no not pleased at all.
It had taken some time to calm him down, and while they did that Willow, the brains of the Scoobies and Vincent and Kitty tried to figure out what to do. After about an hour, of them looking talking over and looking over the 'fancy VCR remote' as Buffy called it.
They felt they had gotten somewhere. The others had spent their time trading 'war stories' as it was to pass the time.
Jamie and Dawn were getting along great, mostly because they felt the same about how being the youngest meant they were always left out of the good stuff.
Scott and Buffy were also getting along, especially when she found out his was the leader of the group and his last name was Summers also. Xander made a poor joke about them being related, which had everyone giving him a strange look.
"Well I think we got this gizmo of Forge's figured out." Vincent said to everyone.
"Yes, you guys can get back but there a problem." Willow the Wiccan said.
We have to like travel to a few different realities in order to get our bearings as it were, to set the coordinates for home." Kitty said disappointed.
"You mean we can't get home right away?" Scott said slightly alarmed.
"Great what else can go wrong?" Bobby said. Then the front door busted open, and several vampires, followed by these short gruesome little demons in brown robes walked in. Then came a tall blond woman, in a fancy dress.
"You just HAD to say that." Xander said to him.
The blond woman spoke up. "Slayer I know you have the Key and I want it." Glory the exiled demon Goddess from a Hell dimension stated.
"Who the Hell is she?" Scott asked.
"Short answer Glory, she's trouble, and evil, and really, really strong, oh and she's not human despite how she looks." Buffy said to him. "Alright for you new people the vampires are just soulless corpses, so don't feel bad about destroying them."
"I'm standing right here you know." Spike said insulted. Buffy just ignored him. "Stake through the heart, fire or decapitation works."
"Like this?" Scott said and raised a hand to his visor. A beam went out a decapitated several vampires who exploded into dust.
"Uh...yeah, that works." Buffy said a little startled that he took them out so quickly.
The remaining vampires looked once at Scott then at the piles of dist that were once vampires, then at Glory, deciding whether to go up against the Slayer and her new friends or run out on Glory.
They did the smart thing and ran for it. "Come back here you cowards, I'll tear you apart!" They didn't stop but they did run faster.
While her back was turned them Vincent blaster Glory in the back sending her flying into a store across the street. "Mistress!" the little hobgoblin like demons cried out and went to her.
Everyone exited outside and looked to see Glory picking herself up like nothing had happened. She looked down and shrieked at her ruined dress. "Do you have ANY idea how hard it was to find this!" She cried out, and then caught her reflection in the shattered store window.
"MY HAIR! YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR! THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO DO!"
"Is she serious?" Logan asked not believing this. Buffy nodded her head, sometimes even she couldn't believe Glory's attitude.
"That's it, I have got to change, when I get back you and your friends are so dead!" She screamed and marched off with the little demons on her heels.
"Well that was anti-climatic for a change." Xander said.
"Hey don't knock it, we usually have to have a big and bloody fight, in which no one walks away from unhurt." Buffy said to him.
They all heard a beeping sound. They looked around and Vincent looked down at the control he had. "Hey guys this thing has finally charged up enough for anther jump."
"So you guys are leaving?" Dawn said looking a little sad, that all these new cool people were leaving.
"Yeah well we need to get back." Jean said. "The others are most likely getting worried."
Vincent took out the remote and first scanned the quantum signature into the device for a reference point and hit a few buttons. "I just hope we land somewhere peaceful....no offence."
"None taken." Buffy said.
As a light gathered around the mutants, they vanished.
The Slayer and her friends stood there for a second. "And good riddance I say." Spike muttered. Which was meet by glares from everyone.
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