Not Again!-The Musical Sequel
by. Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: What? How, many to I have to say it? It ain't mine!
Author's Note: Time to reveal the awesome terror that lurks within the brain of every fanfic-author. The terror that few of us are able to fight...
SCENE 3- The ultimate evil
Bayville High
(EPSTEIN and KELLY are on their way to the cellar)
KELLY:
What are we doing here?
EPSTEIN:
We're here to pick up some of granny's good ol' jam.
KELLY:
Really?
EPSTEIN:
NO! We're here, so that we can use the supersecret portal to the underworld. I shall provoke all the powers of villiandom to bring forth-
KELLY:
Yeah, yeah... "The most horrific thing in all creation".
EPSTEIN:
Don't you start getting an attitude, or I'll rethink not using you for targetpractice.
KELLY:
I can't even get an attitude. I'm the most uninteresting character in the whole show, an attitude might give me too much depth.
EPSTEIN:
What? I wasn't listening. God, you're so boring Kelly.
KELLY:
That's what I was telling you about.
EPSTEIN:
Whatever. Soon I'll have the power to destroy those pesky little mutants. Then I'll rule all of Eternia! AH HAH HAA! No, wait... wrong show... I meant all of Bayville! AH HAH HAH HAA!
KELLY:
Boy, you've got some puny ambitions.
EPSTEIN:
You fool! Bayville is right on top of a great powersource. The mutant who controls Bayville, can control the world. But only a few mutants can activate the source are me and Rogue.
KELLY:
So that's why you want to get rid of her.
EPSTEIN:
That, and other reasons...
*IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT (Anastasia)*
*EPSTEIN*
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be --
It scared me out of my wits --
A villian falling to bits!
Then I opened my eyes
And the nightmare was...me!!
I was once the most mystical man in America.
When the mutants betrayed me they mad a mistake!
My powers made each of them pay
But one little girl got away!
Little Rogy, beware,
Epstein's awake!
*SCARY VOICES*
In the dark of the night evil will find her
In the dark of the night just before dawn!
Aah...
*EPSTEIN*
Revenge will be sweet
When the curse is complete!
*ALL*
In the dark of the night
*EPSTEIN*
She'll be gone!
I can feel that my powers are slowly returning!
Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell!
As the pieces fall into place
I'll see her crawl into place!
Goodbye for good, Rogy, your grace, farewell!
*SCARY VOICES*
In the dark of the night terror will strike her!
*EPSTEIN*
Terror's the least I can do!
*SCARY VOICES*
In the dark of the night evil will brew.
Ooh!
*EPSTEIN*
Soon she will feel that her nightmares are real.
*ALL*
In the dark of the night
*EPSTEIN*
She'll be through!
*SCARY VOICES*
In the dark of the night
Evil will find her
Find her!
Ooh!
In the dark of the night terror comes true.
Doom her!
*EPSTEIN*
My dear, here's a sign --
*ALL*
It's the end of the line!
*SCARY VOICES*
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
*EPSTEIN*
She'll be mine!
(EPSTEIN and KELLY have arrived to a wall, the wall has a sign on it that says: "Big Bad Underworld Portal, not to be used by children under 12 or people allergic to penicillin)
EPSTEIN:
Ah. It's time... In the name of the great villians ever, I implore all powers of evil to bring forth the one, whose might can destroy all forces of goodyness! I beg of you, give me Mary-Sue!
(The Big Bad Underworld Portal opens, in an impressive show of twirly lights and pretty colors, and barfs out MARY-SUE)
KELLY:
My God! She's perfect and yet so horrific!
EPSTEIN:
Yes... Now, X-Factored Group of Non-Drinking Aged Pro-Diversity Super Persons, you are as good as gone! AH HAH HAH HAA!
Author's Note: The horror, the inconceivable horror! What is going to happen to our merry bunch of heroes now?
Disclaimer: What? How, many to I have to say it? It ain't mine!
Author's Note: Time to reveal the awesome terror that lurks within the brain of every fanfic-author. The terror that few of us are able to fight...
SCENE 3- The ultimate evil
Bayville High
(EPSTEIN and KELLY are on their way to the cellar)
KELLY:
What are we doing here?
EPSTEIN:
We're here to pick up some of granny's good ol' jam.
KELLY:
Really?
EPSTEIN:
NO! We're here, so that we can use the supersecret portal to the underworld. I shall provoke all the powers of villiandom to bring forth-
KELLY:
Yeah, yeah... "The most horrific thing in all creation".
EPSTEIN:
Don't you start getting an attitude, or I'll rethink not using you for targetpractice.
KELLY:
I can't even get an attitude. I'm the most uninteresting character in the whole show, an attitude might give me too much depth.
EPSTEIN:
What? I wasn't listening. God, you're so boring Kelly.
KELLY:
That's what I was telling you about.
EPSTEIN:
Whatever. Soon I'll have the power to destroy those pesky little mutants. Then I'll rule all of Eternia! AH HAH HAA! No, wait... wrong show... I meant all of Bayville! AH HAH HAH HAA!
KELLY:
Boy, you've got some puny ambitions.
EPSTEIN:
You fool! Bayville is right on top of a great powersource. The mutant who controls Bayville, can control the world. But only a few mutants can activate the source are me and Rogue.
KELLY:
So that's why you want to get rid of her.
EPSTEIN:
That, and other reasons...
*IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT (Anastasia)*
*EPSTEIN*
In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning
And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be --
It scared me out of my wits --
A villian falling to bits!
Then I opened my eyes
And the nightmare was...me!!
I was once the most mystical man in America.
When the mutants betrayed me they mad a mistake!
My powers made each of them pay
But one little girl got away!
Little Rogy, beware,
Epstein's awake!
*SCARY VOICES*
In the dark of the night evil will find her
In the dark of the night just before dawn!
Aah...
*EPSTEIN*
Revenge will be sweet
When the curse is complete!
*ALL*
In the dark of the night
*EPSTEIN*
She'll be gone!
I can feel that my powers are slowly returning!
Tie my sash and a dash of cologne for that smell!
As the pieces fall into place
I'll see her crawl into place!
Goodbye for good, Rogy, your grace, farewell!
*SCARY VOICES*
In the dark of the night terror will strike her!
*EPSTEIN*
Terror's the least I can do!
*SCARY VOICES*
In the dark of the night evil will brew.
Ooh!
*EPSTEIN*
Soon she will feel that her nightmares are real.
*ALL*
In the dark of the night
*EPSTEIN*
She'll be through!
*SCARY VOICES*
In the dark of the night
Evil will find her
Find her!
Ooh!
In the dark of the night terror comes true.
Doom her!
*EPSTEIN*
My dear, here's a sign --
*ALL*
It's the end of the line!
*SCARY VOICES*
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
In the dark of the night...
*EPSTEIN*
She'll be mine!
(EPSTEIN and KELLY have arrived to a wall, the wall has a sign on it that says: "Big Bad Underworld Portal, not to be used by children under 12 or people allergic to penicillin)
EPSTEIN:
Ah. It's time... In the name of the great villians ever, I implore all powers of evil to bring forth the one, whose might can destroy all forces of goodyness! I beg of you, give me Mary-Sue!
(The Big Bad Underworld Portal opens, in an impressive show of twirly lights and pretty colors, and barfs out MARY-SUE)
KELLY:
My God! She's perfect and yet so horrific!
EPSTEIN:
Yes... Now, X-Factored Group of Non-Drinking Aged Pro-Diversity Super Persons, you are as good as gone! AH HAH HAH HAA!
Author's Note: The horror, the inconceivable horror! What is going to happen to our merry bunch of heroes now?