DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN X-MEN: EVOLUTION OR SMALLVILLE TV SERIES.
GiniaTM: Oh good more new people, I'm glad you like it so far, and think its funny. Usually my writings are more of the Adventure/Action/Romance/Drama type, hence why it's in the general category.
todd fan: Oh yes the possibilities are endless, but this fic isn't so I'm just writing about what I know best. (I don't think I've heard from you before)
Red Witch: Glad you liked it, and thanks for reminding me about Lionel Luthor, I'll get him in this one.
Rogue14: I'm going as fast as I can (LOL) in the mean time check out the past stories I've done while you wait. (just so you know who Vincent (my OC) is and how Amada's a mutant)
ASGT: Read above, this is the 3rd in a series the first one was Enter Mayhem, where Vincent was introduced and then Enter Daytripper, where Amanda was turned into a mutant. One queation: semi-gary-stuish? What does that mean....is that good?
NctrnlBst: I'm trying but I'm writing two fics at once.
BlackRoseApocalyps: Glad you liked it, hope you like this one too.
Damn-my-name-was-taken: Kind of the same for me with Smallville but since Enterprise had gotten boring I'm returning to it. BTW Vincent is about 5'11.
Shadow-Spider: you got that right
Yae yang: I'll think about Alice in Wonderland, but if you don't like seeing vampires as the bad guys, do you watch Angel then?
REALITY TRIP
CHAPTER 3: SMALLVILLE
Pete and Clark were having a game of hoops, Pete was currently winning by a few points.
"You know, for a guy with super powers, you really should be better at this." Pete joked to him. He knew all to well that he didn't stand a chance against Clark with his powers.
"Oh really?" He said "Then watch this." He speed at Pete and took the ball before he knew what hit him. Then was making a run to the basket when there was this wired light and he suddenly ran into this boy.
The impact sent both of them in opposite directions. Clark had never hit anything THAT hard before it was like hitting a wall...well if her were normal that is.
He found Pete there by his side helping him up. When Clark looked up he saw several people and a hole in the barn wall that wasn't there.
"Vincent are ya alright?" He heard the goth girl yell out.
Then he saw the same boy get up from the barn and dust himself off. He walked through the hole and looked at Clark directly. "Sorry about the hole, you alright? Wait a minute."
Kitty squealed like someone meeting a rock star. "It's him it's really him."
"Oh God, ah forgot she's obsessed with Tom Welling." Rogue groaned.
"I am not like obsessed!" Kitty said back to her stomping her foot.
"Then why do ya have all those posters of him?" Rogue shot back.
"I only have two in my room." Kitty said. "And about two more in your locker." Rogue said right after. "And let's not forget all those pictures in your notebook."
"Alright maybe I am, but you got to admit he's really cute."
Pete and Clark looked at each other. "Do you have ANY idea what they're talking about?" Pete asked him. Clark with a bewildered look on his face just shook his head.
"Girls this is kind of irrelevant, since I don't think this is Tom Welling the actor but Clark Kent the alien." Vincent said to them.
"Oh man what is this, trips to the WB realities?" Bobby groaned. "What next time are we going to end up in Charmed next?" [AN: Don't worry I have no plans for that]
Clark and Pete however were freaked that they knew Clark was an alien. "Who are you people? And how did you know that I'm an alien?" He demanded.
"And why is he blue and fury?" Pete said while staring at Kurt.
Kurt slapped his head. "Oh man not again."
And thus they had to go through everything, mutants, dimensional traveling, TV show, ect. At the end Clark and Pete were between excited and shocked, while the X-Men were getting bored of this.
Then Kurt's stomach started to rumble. "Sorry, I don't suppose ve could get somezing to eat?"
"Uh yeah, sure this way." Clark said leading them into the house. "Hey mom, dad we got...uh...visitors."
"Really Clark? Who's visit...ing?" Clark's mother stumbled on the last word when she saw Kurt.
"Uh....hello?" He said trying to smile at her.
"Uh...hel-hello." Martha Kent said with wide eyes and seemed to freeze in place.
"Martha what's going-geez!" Jonathan Kent said.
"Kurt you may want to use the image inducer." Scott said to him. He nodded his head and activated it.
When Clark's parents saw him in his new form they snapped out of it. "Who- what are you people?" His father said.
"Short answer or long one?" Bobby said smiling at them.
"I think I'll settle for the short one." Jonathan said.
"We're mutants from an alternate reality trying to get home." Jamie told them in a matter-of-factly voice smiling up at them.
Both of Clark's parents stood there for a few seconds then both sat down at the same time. "Maybe we should hear the longer one." Martha said.
The X-Men did a collective sigh. It took about ten minutes but they got through it.
"So we're a TV show in your reality?" Jonathan said unbelieving in this.
"Well technically it's based on the early life of Clark in the Superman comics." Bobby told them.
Clark did a double take. "Superman?"
"Yeah that's what you'll call yourself in the future, most likely."
Pete burst out laughing. "You mean Clark goes all superhero, oh man I can't wait till that happens, so what's he ware?"
"Got a piece of paper?" Vincent asked.
It doesn't take long and in a about a minute flat he draws a really good version of Superman from the comics. He places it on the table where everyone can see it. Pete sees this and starts laughing so hard he can't stand.
Jonathan and Martha smirk as well, and Clark blushes a little. "I'm going to wear THAT?" Clark looks up at them. "You're kidding? But look at that thing, I mean what are those? Tights? And there's no masks, everyone will know who I am."
"Actually you just slick your hair back and put on glasses, and no one notices the difference." Vincent told him.
"Okay now I know your kidding."
"You wish." Bobby snickered.
Kurt's stomach grumbled again, followed by a few others. "I guess you kids are hungry?" Martha said with a smile. Several of the students blush a little.
A meal was prepared since it was close to lunch and everyone was trading stories. Martha and Jonathan were interesting in a school and that it not only taught people with powers how to use them but also to use them for the right reasons.
"Man Kurt you can really put it away." Pete said looking at him chow down.
Kurt stopped eating just long enough to talk. "Ja, vell teleporting uses a lot of energy."
"Cool you teleport?"
"Ja, vatch." Then he disappeared in his trademark bamf, and sulfur smoke and reappeared next to Pete. "Whoa that was so cool." Pete exclaimed.
"You know I've always wondered who was stronger or faster." Bobby said. "Vincent or Clark here."
"You got super speed and strength?" Clark said looking at Vincent.
He nodded. "Yeah I'm also pretty much invulnerable like you, only instead of green space rocks, EMPs lay me out flat. Also I can fly and can manipulate energy."
"EMPs?" Clark asked confused.
"Yeah let's say I found that out the hard way and leave it at that." Vincent said darkly, Clark knew not to push. [AN: see 'Enter Mayhem' chapter 7]
"Bet you five bucks my man Clark here and beat your boy." Pete said to Bobby.
"You're on dude."
"Hey wait a minute."Clark said "Yeah we haven't agreed to anything." Vincent said after him.
"Come on you can beat him." Jamie spoke up.
"Look there's no way you guys can talk me into this." Vincent said.
*****
OUTSIDE THE FARM HOUSE
Vincent looked to Clark. "How did we get ourselves talked into this?"
Clark just shrugged.
Alright you two know the rules, down the road an into the barn, and no flying Vincent." Kitty said to him, while he made a hurt face from the comment, like he actually would have cheated.
"I just don't know about this." Jonathan said. He was on the porch with his wife and Logan.
"Let the kids have their fun, besides how often does your kid get to use his powers in a friendly manner?" Logan said to him, he was going to enjoy the show.
The Kents looked at each other, Clark usually used his powers to fight other super-powered beings, and this was all in fun, so they let it go.
Kitty was standing in front of them with a rag, like in one of those movies where two teens are drag racing. "GO!" She yelled and dropped the rag and they both zoomed out of sight in a second.
Everyone raced into the barn in order to see them cross their impromptu finish line.
After a about a minute two blurs raced in. Clark was fine but Vincent looked a little sweaty and breathing a little harder than when he left.
"Who won?" Bobby asked.
"He did." Vincent said pointing to Clark.
"Yeah but it was close." Clark stated. There were a few groans and Bobby handed Pete his money.
"Double or nothing on their super strength?" Bobby asked. Pete immediately agreed.
"Oh come on, what are we going to do arm wrestle?" Vincent said to the two boys.
A minute later a table was set up, and the two powerful teens had their hands locked.
"How do they keep talking us into this?" Vincent said to him.
"Okay, ready?" Jamie asked. They both nodded. "GO!"
They were pretty much even at first, neither one giving in and barley moving. Then Vincent kicked it up a notch. He powered up and his eyes and hands took on that crimson glow.
The X-Men were rotting for Vincent of course, except for Kitty who was rooting for Clark. Rogue shot her a look for not supporting her teammate and who was also Rogue's boyfriend.
Clark had no idea that he could do that and was left wide-eyed. Vincent took his moment of distraction and bent his wrist into a better position and moved his arm in to get all the leverage. He had all the advantage and slammed his arm right through the table shattering it.
"Oops." They both said.
The Kents sighed. "Well it was bound to happen. Don't worry this stuff happens all the time." Martha said.
"You know Clark maybe you should take them into town and show them around." His father said to him, although he was hoping that if they were there nothing else would get damaged on the farm.
"Cool I always wanted to go to the Talon." Kitty said happily.
"But what about Scott's visor?" Amada asked looking at him. "Won't that cause some weird looks?"
"Not a problem." Scott said and removed his visor, and pulled out his regular glasses from a pocket and put them on.
"Dude you had those the entire time?" Kurt asked him.
Scott shrugged. "Yeah, well it pays to be prepared, besides the last reality was crawling with demons and vampires, you really think I would take my visor off even for a second there?"
"Good point." Kurt agreed.
With that settled they left for the Talon. Some went with Clark in his truck while other rode with Pete. They also promised not to mention anything about all of this to either Lana or Chloe if they ran into them.
They entered the Talon and looked around, it certainly seemed different in person than in front of a TV screen. "Hey Clark, Pete." They heard a voice call over to them.
They saw Lana Lang waving to them from the bar, and Chloe was also there looking at their arrivals. Clark and Pete went to the bar while the others took their some seats.
"So Clark who are all the new faces?" Chloe asked looking them over, they seemed like a unique bunch. One vary surly adult, with two people who seemed the oldest, one who had weird shades on and several younger ones also.
"Oh them? Uh, well you see..." Clark started, he hadn't thought of an explanation and was kicking himself for it.
"They're alien enthusiasts from out of town, you know looking into all the weird stuff and those green rocks." Pete spoke up.
Lana got a smile on her face and looked at them like they were nuts. "You're kidding right?"
Chloe on the other hand perked up at this. "Hey maybe they would like to see the wall of weird?"
Clark was trying to figure out a way to intercept her from talking to them, when a great distraction came in from the door. Lex Luthor.
Lex walked right up to the bar and made a way straight to Lana. He had a grave expression on his face as he got near and everyone knew something was wrong.
"Lex what is it?" Lana asked him, vary concerned.
Lex exhaled. "You know how my father and me are currently in a power struggle at Lex Crop.?" They all nodded. "Well my father has somehow gotten the rights to the Talon, and he's going to close it down."
"What!? Why?" Lana said, being upset that her business would soon be over.
"Most likely to get at me through my friends. Don't worry I got an idea, but I'm heading to Metropolis in order to do it, while my father is here in Smallville." Lex told them. "In fact I was just leaving and wanted to let you know what's up." He nodded to them and left without another word.
After a while Clark was with some of the X-Men, and when they asked why Lana was so upset, he told them.
"That guy is as big an asshole in real life as he is on the screen." Bobby muttered.
"Yeah we should totally do something, that guy is like a real jerk." Kitty said next.
"Guys what can we really do?" Scott asked.
"What can't we do? We leave in like a few hours, and most likely won't be back here." Bobby said to their leader.
"Yeah but what ever you guys do, Lionel will get even more paranoid and start looking around for more strange things, and it's hard enough for me to do that now." Clark told them all.
Then Vincent looked at Kurt and Amanda, and an idea suddenly formed. "What about instead of a paranormal encounter, we have a supernatural one?"
Rogue saw the look in his eyes and knew he had something in mind that she wasn't sure she wanted to know. "Guys ah think he's got something planned vary unpleasant for him."
"Oh I do, but we might have to stay here a little longer for it."
Logan grumbled something then spoke up. "Well spite it out then bub."
*****
Later that night they had gathered outside the Luthor estate.
"I can't believe we're going through with this, this is ridiculous." Scott said to Vincent.
"Yeah well I know, but you got to admit it will most likely send him into a padded cell and the guys deserves THAT much believe me, I've watched the show."
"Easy for you to say, you're not ze one zat is dressed funny." Kurt complained he was currently dressed up in a black cloak with chains.
"Trust me this will be good. All we have to do is wait for Clark to get Kitty close enough for her to phase through the security controls so there's no evident." Vincent told them.
****
15 Minutes later
Lionel was working at the desk when suddenly a puff of blue smoke appeared and a small blue demon appeared on his desk. Lionel was so shocked he fell back off his chair. He scrambled up and hid behind a small stand with a vase on it.
"Wha-wha-what are you?" Lionel said in a panicking voice.
Kurt couldn't believe he was talked into this. He would really hate himself in the morning. "I'm a demon here for your soul." He threw in a few growls and snarls like Vincent suggested, trying to mimic Logan, since Logan was one of the most scariest people in the world.
Lionel looked as pale as a ghost. "Wh-wh-why do you have a German accent?"
Kurt was stumped and had to think fast. "Vell, uh, because I...I vas a Nazi vhen I vas alive, DO YOU QUAETION ME MORTAL?"
Lionel flinched and dropped the questions. "Bu-bu-but why m-m-me?"
"You're kidding right?" Kurt said deadpan.
"Oh Hell." Lionel said.
"Zat's ze idea." Kurt said.
"Oh please God no, not here not now, please I'll change I really will." He prayed.
Suddenly a bright light appeared and Amanda stood not far off, she was dressed in white robes. "We have heard your prayer, but you must be sincere Lionel." She said as best she could to sound like a heavenly being. She tried to do an imitation from Touched by an Angel.
"I'l do anything, just make him go away." He pleaded.
"Then give the Talon back to Lex and Lana for starters."
"Done!"
She then turned to Kurt and fired a weak force bolt at him, Kurt teleported as soon as it was close enough. "Be gone then!" She commanded and then turned to Lionel. "Remember out bargain." Then disappeared in a flash of with light.
Lionel sank to his knees. He then curled up into a fetus position rocking back and forth.
*****
Outside the other had gathered up.
"I never vant to do zat again!" Kurt said, completely embarrassed at what he'd done.
"Yeah but you look marvelous." Bobby snickered.
"Let's get our of here before he decides to call all the security an alert." Jean said. They all quickly made they're way back.
"I just wished I could have seen his face." Pete said. Lionel had caused his father to loose his job, so he was glad for some payback.
****
It was late when they got back, and had decided to spend the night, since they were all tired and didn't want to jump into the next world tired, for all they knew they could end up in a war zone.
The Kents got a few sleeping bags and blankets out for everyone. Logan took a couch, while the others took places on the floor. Except for the couples who were sleeping next to each other.
Rogue was already sleeping soundly on Vincent's shoulder, and Scott and Jean were already asleep. Kurt and Amanda were still slightly awake.
"Ya know something liebe?" Kurt whispered to Amanda.
"What?" She whispered back.
"You make a beautiful angel."
Amada blushed a little and hugged Kurt closer. "You're so sweet."
****
The next morning everyone had agreed to continue on after breakfast. During it Clark had gotten a call from Chloe. Apparently not only had Lex got the Talon back, but his father was currently in a mental hospital, ranting about angels and devils after him.
There were a group of snickers and even some laughs at this.
They had gathered for one last goodbye with the Kents and Pete.
"We hope you guys get back home." Jonathon said.
"Yeah it's too bad you guys can't stay, things would defiantly be more interesting." Pete said with a smile. Ever since he heard what happened with Lionel he was in a permanent good mood.
"Yeah well you know, we got to get back." Scott said.
They all shook hands, and then Kitty who currently held the device did a scan for the quantum signature of this reality and then began the transportation process.
When they disappeared the Kents and Pete looked at the empty spot where they just were.
"I still don't like the uniform they showed me." Clark said. "I mean why the tights and cape?"
NEXT UP CHAPTER 4: STAR WARS: JEDI ACADEMY
The next one will be a slightly AU in Star Wars. It takes place on Yavin 4 where Master Luke Skywalker teaches the Jedi. I've taken things I've read from the novels, but no New Jedi Order stuff.
Ever since Star by Star, it ruined the book series for me.
GiniaTM: Oh good more new people, I'm glad you like it so far, and think its funny. Usually my writings are more of the Adventure/Action/Romance/Drama type, hence why it's in the general category.
todd fan: Oh yes the possibilities are endless, but this fic isn't so I'm just writing about what I know best. (I don't think I've heard from you before)
Red Witch: Glad you liked it, and thanks for reminding me about Lionel Luthor, I'll get him in this one.
Rogue14: I'm going as fast as I can (LOL) in the mean time check out the past stories I've done while you wait. (just so you know who Vincent (my OC) is and how Amada's a mutant)
ASGT: Read above, this is the 3rd in a series the first one was Enter Mayhem, where Vincent was introduced and then Enter Daytripper, where Amanda was turned into a mutant. One queation: semi-gary-stuish? What does that mean....is that good?
NctrnlBst: I'm trying but I'm writing two fics at once.
BlackRoseApocalyps: Glad you liked it, hope you like this one too.
Damn-my-name-was-taken: Kind of the same for me with Smallville but since Enterprise had gotten boring I'm returning to it. BTW Vincent is about 5'11.
Shadow-Spider: you got that right
Yae yang: I'll think about Alice in Wonderland, but if you don't like seeing vampires as the bad guys, do you watch Angel then?
REALITY TRIP
CHAPTER 3: SMALLVILLE
Pete and Clark were having a game of hoops, Pete was currently winning by a few points.
"You know, for a guy with super powers, you really should be better at this." Pete joked to him. He knew all to well that he didn't stand a chance against Clark with his powers.
"Oh really?" He said "Then watch this." He speed at Pete and took the ball before he knew what hit him. Then was making a run to the basket when there was this wired light and he suddenly ran into this boy.
The impact sent both of them in opposite directions. Clark had never hit anything THAT hard before it was like hitting a wall...well if her were normal that is.
He found Pete there by his side helping him up. When Clark looked up he saw several people and a hole in the barn wall that wasn't there.
"Vincent are ya alright?" He heard the goth girl yell out.
Then he saw the same boy get up from the barn and dust himself off. He walked through the hole and looked at Clark directly. "Sorry about the hole, you alright? Wait a minute."
Kitty squealed like someone meeting a rock star. "It's him it's really him."
"Oh God, ah forgot she's obsessed with Tom Welling." Rogue groaned.
"I am not like obsessed!" Kitty said back to her stomping her foot.
"Then why do ya have all those posters of him?" Rogue shot back.
"I only have two in my room." Kitty said. "And about two more in your locker." Rogue said right after. "And let's not forget all those pictures in your notebook."
"Alright maybe I am, but you got to admit he's really cute."
Pete and Clark looked at each other. "Do you have ANY idea what they're talking about?" Pete asked him. Clark with a bewildered look on his face just shook his head.
"Girls this is kind of irrelevant, since I don't think this is Tom Welling the actor but Clark Kent the alien." Vincent said to them.
"Oh man what is this, trips to the WB realities?" Bobby groaned. "What next time are we going to end up in Charmed next?" [AN: Don't worry I have no plans for that]
Clark and Pete however were freaked that they knew Clark was an alien. "Who are you people? And how did you know that I'm an alien?" He demanded.
"And why is he blue and fury?" Pete said while staring at Kurt.
Kurt slapped his head. "Oh man not again."
And thus they had to go through everything, mutants, dimensional traveling, TV show, ect. At the end Clark and Pete were between excited and shocked, while the X-Men were getting bored of this.
Then Kurt's stomach started to rumble. "Sorry, I don't suppose ve could get somezing to eat?"
"Uh yeah, sure this way." Clark said leading them into the house. "Hey mom, dad we got...uh...visitors."
"Really Clark? Who's visit...ing?" Clark's mother stumbled on the last word when she saw Kurt.
"Uh....hello?" He said trying to smile at her.
"Uh...hel-hello." Martha Kent said with wide eyes and seemed to freeze in place.
"Martha what's going-geez!" Jonathan Kent said.
"Kurt you may want to use the image inducer." Scott said to him. He nodded his head and activated it.
When Clark's parents saw him in his new form they snapped out of it. "Who- what are you people?" His father said.
"Short answer or long one?" Bobby said smiling at them.
"I think I'll settle for the short one." Jonathan said.
"We're mutants from an alternate reality trying to get home." Jamie told them in a matter-of-factly voice smiling up at them.
Both of Clark's parents stood there for a few seconds then both sat down at the same time. "Maybe we should hear the longer one." Martha said.
The X-Men did a collective sigh. It took about ten minutes but they got through it.
"So we're a TV show in your reality?" Jonathan said unbelieving in this.
"Well technically it's based on the early life of Clark in the Superman comics." Bobby told them.
Clark did a double take. "Superman?"
"Yeah that's what you'll call yourself in the future, most likely."
Pete burst out laughing. "You mean Clark goes all superhero, oh man I can't wait till that happens, so what's he ware?"
"Got a piece of paper?" Vincent asked.
It doesn't take long and in a about a minute flat he draws a really good version of Superman from the comics. He places it on the table where everyone can see it. Pete sees this and starts laughing so hard he can't stand.
Jonathan and Martha smirk as well, and Clark blushes a little. "I'm going to wear THAT?" Clark looks up at them. "You're kidding? But look at that thing, I mean what are those? Tights? And there's no masks, everyone will know who I am."
"Actually you just slick your hair back and put on glasses, and no one notices the difference." Vincent told him.
"Okay now I know your kidding."
"You wish." Bobby snickered.
Kurt's stomach grumbled again, followed by a few others. "I guess you kids are hungry?" Martha said with a smile. Several of the students blush a little.
A meal was prepared since it was close to lunch and everyone was trading stories. Martha and Jonathan were interesting in a school and that it not only taught people with powers how to use them but also to use them for the right reasons.
"Man Kurt you can really put it away." Pete said looking at him chow down.
Kurt stopped eating just long enough to talk. "Ja, vell teleporting uses a lot of energy."
"Cool you teleport?"
"Ja, vatch." Then he disappeared in his trademark bamf, and sulfur smoke and reappeared next to Pete. "Whoa that was so cool." Pete exclaimed.
"You know I've always wondered who was stronger or faster." Bobby said. "Vincent or Clark here."
"You got super speed and strength?" Clark said looking at Vincent.
He nodded. "Yeah I'm also pretty much invulnerable like you, only instead of green space rocks, EMPs lay me out flat. Also I can fly and can manipulate energy."
"EMPs?" Clark asked confused.
"Yeah let's say I found that out the hard way and leave it at that." Vincent said darkly, Clark knew not to push. [AN: see 'Enter Mayhem' chapter 7]
"Bet you five bucks my man Clark here and beat your boy." Pete said to Bobby.
"You're on dude."
"Hey wait a minute."Clark said "Yeah we haven't agreed to anything." Vincent said after him.
"Come on you can beat him." Jamie spoke up.
"Look there's no way you guys can talk me into this." Vincent said.
*****
OUTSIDE THE FARM HOUSE
Vincent looked to Clark. "How did we get ourselves talked into this?"
Clark just shrugged.
Alright you two know the rules, down the road an into the barn, and no flying Vincent." Kitty said to him, while he made a hurt face from the comment, like he actually would have cheated.
"I just don't know about this." Jonathan said. He was on the porch with his wife and Logan.
"Let the kids have their fun, besides how often does your kid get to use his powers in a friendly manner?" Logan said to him, he was going to enjoy the show.
The Kents looked at each other, Clark usually used his powers to fight other super-powered beings, and this was all in fun, so they let it go.
Kitty was standing in front of them with a rag, like in one of those movies where two teens are drag racing. "GO!" She yelled and dropped the rag and they both zoomed out of sight in a second.
Everyone raced into the barn in order to see them cross their impromptu finish line.
After a about a minute two blurs raced in. Clark was fine but Vincent looked a little sweaty and breathing a little harder than when he left.
"Who won?" Bobby asked.
"He did." Vincent said pointing to Clark.
"Yeah but it was close." Clark stated. There were a few groans and Bobby handed Pete his money.
"Double or nothing on their super strength?" Bobby asked. Pete immediately agreed.
"Oh come on, what are we going to do arm wrestle?" Vincent said to the two boys.
A minute later a table was set up, and the two powerful teens had their hands locked.
"How do they keep talking us into this?" Vincent said to him.
"Okay, ready?" Jamie asked. They both nodded. "GO!"
They were pretty much even at first, neither one giving in and barley moving. Then Vincent kicked it up a notch. He powered up and his eyes and hands took on that crimson glow.
The X-Men were rotting for Vincent of course, except for Kitty who was rooting for Clark. Rogue shot her a look for not supporting her teammate and who was also Rogue's boyfriend.
Clark had no idea that he could do that and was left wide-eyed. Vincent took his moment of distraction and bent his wrist into a better position and moved his arm in to get all the leverage. He had all the advantage and slammed his arm right through the table shattering it.
"Oops." They both said.
The Kents sighed. "Well it was bound to happen. Don't worry this stuff happens all the time." Martha said.
"You know Clark maybe you should take them into town and show them around." His father said to him, although he was hoping that if they were there nothing else would get damaged on the farm.
"Cool I always wanted to go to the Talon." Kitty said happily.
"But what about Scott's visor?" Amada asked looking at him. "Won't that cause some weird looks?"
"Not a problem." Scott said and removed his visor, and pulled out his regular glasses from a pocket and put them on.
"Dude you had those the entire time?" Kurt asked him.
Scott shrugged. "Yeah, well it pays to be prepared, besides the last reality was crawling with demons and vampires, you really think I would take my visor off even for a second there?"
"Good point." Kurt agreed.
With that settled they left for the Talon. Some went with Clark in his truck while other rode with Pete. They also promised not to mention anything about all of this to either Lana or Chloe if they ran into them.
They entered the Talon and looked around, it certainly seemed different in person than in front of a TV screen. "Hey Clark, Pete." They heard a voice call over to them.
They saw Lana Lang waving to them from the bar, and Chloe was also there looking at their arrivals. Clark and Pete went to the bar while the others took their some seats.
"So Clark who are all the new faces?" Chloe asked looking them over, they seemed like a unique bunch. One vary surly adult, with two people who seemed the oldest, one who had weird shades on and several younger ones also.
"Oh them? Uh, well you see..." Clark started, he hadn't thought of an explanation and was kicking himself for it.
"They're alien enthusiasts from out of town, you know looking into all the weird stuff and those green rocks." Pete spoke up.
Lana got a smile on her face and looked at them like they were nuts. "You're kidding right?"
Chloe on the other hand perked up at this. "Hey maybe they would like to see the wall of weird?"
Clark was trying to figure out a way to intercept her from talking to them, when a great distraction came in from the door. Lex Luthor.
Lex walked right up to the bar and made a way straight to Lana. He had a grave expression on his face as he got near and everyone knew something was wrong.
"Lex what is it?" Lana asked him, vary concerned.
Lex exhaled. "You know how my father and me are currently in a power struggle at Lex Crop.?" They all nodded. "Well my father has somehow gotten the rights to the Talon, and he's going to close it down."
"What!? Why?" Lana said, being upset that her business would soon be over.
"Most likely to get at me through my friends. Don't worry I got an idea, but I'm heading to Metropolis in order to do it, while my father is here in Smallville." Lex told them. "In fact I was just leaving and wanted to let you know what's up." He nodded to them and left without another word.
After a while Clark was with some of the X-Men, and when they asked why Lana was so upset, he told them.
"That guy is as big an asshole in real life as he is on the screen." Bobby muttered.
"Yeah we should totally do something, that guy is like a real jerk." Kitty said next.
"Guys what can we really do?" Scott asked.
"What can't we do? We leave in like a few hours, and most likely won't be back here." Bobby said to their leader.
"Yeah but what ever you guys do, Lionel will get even more paranoid and start looking around for more strange things, and it's hard enough for me to do that now." Clark told them all.
Then Vincent looked at Kurt and Amanda, and an idea suddenly formed. "What about instead of a paranormal encounter, we have a supernatural one?"
Rogue saw the look in his eyes and knew he had something in mind that she wasn't sure she wanted to know. "Guys ah think he's got something planned vary unpleasant for him."
"Oh I do, but we might have to stay here a little longer for it."
Logan grumbled something then spoke up. "Well spite it out then bub."
*****
Later that night they had gathered outside the Luthor estate.
"I can't believe we're going through with this, this is ridiculous." Scott said to Vincent.
"Yeah well I know, but you got to admit it will most likely send him into a padded cell and the guys deserves THAT much believe me, I've watched the show."
"Easy for you to say, you're not ze one zat is dressed funny." Kurt complained he was currently dressed up in a black cloak with chains.
"Trust me this will be good. All we have to do is wait for Clark to get Kitty close enough for her to phase through the security controls so there's no evident." Vincent told them.
****
15 Minutes later
Lionel was working at the desk when suddenly a puff of blue smoke appeared and a small blue demon appeared on his desk. Lionel was so shocked he fell back off his chair. He scrambled up and hid behind a small stand with a vase on it.
"Wha-wha-what are you?" Lionel said in a panicking voice.
Kurt couldn't believe he was talked into this. He would really hate himself in the morning. "I'm a demon here for your soul." He threw in a few growls and snarls like Vincent suggested, trying to mimic Logan, since Logan was one of the most scariest people in the world.
Lionel looked as pale as a ghost. "Wh-wh-why do you have a German accent?"
Kurt was stumped and had to think fast. "Vell, uh, because I...I vas a Nazi vhen I vas alive, DO YOU QUAETION ME MORTAL?"
Lionel flinched and dropped the questions. "Bu-bu-but why m-m-me?"
"You're kidding right?" Kurt said deadpan.
"Oh Hell." Lionel said.
"Zat's ze idea." Kurt said.
"Oh please God no, not here not now, please I'll change I really will." He prayed.
Suddenly a bright light appeared and Amanda stood not far off, she was dressed in white robes. "We have heard your prayer, but you must be sincere Lionel." She said as best she could to sound like a heavenly being. She tried to do an imitation from Touched by an Angel.
"I'l do anything, just make him go away." He pleaded.
"Then give the Talon back to Lex and Lana for starters."
"Done!"
She then turned to Kurt and fired a weak force bolt at him, Kurt teleported as soon as it was close enough. "Be gone then!" She commanded and then turned to Lionel. "Remember out bargain." Then disappeared in a flash of with light.
Lionel sank to his knees. He then curled up into a fetus position rocking back and forth.
*****
Outside the other had gathered up.
"I never vant to do zat again!" Kurt said, completely embarrassed at what he'd done.
"Yeah but you look marvelous." Bobby snickered.
"Let's get our of here before he decides to call all the security an alert." Jean said. They all quickly made they're way back.
"I just wished I could have seen his face." Pete said. Lionel had caused his father to loose his job, so he was glad for some payback.
****
It was late when they got back, and had decided to spend the night, since they were all tired and didn't want to jump into the next world tired, for all they knew they could end up in a war zone.
The Kents got a few sleeping bags and blankets out for everyone. Logan took a couch, while the others took places on the floor. Except for the couples who were sleeping next to each other.
Rogue was already sleeping soundly on Vincent's shoulder, and Scott and Jean were already asleep. Kurt and Amanda were still slightly awake.
"Ya know something liebe?" Kurt whispered to Amanda.
"What?" She whispered back.
"You make a beautiful angel."
Amada blushed a little and hugged Kurt closer. "You're so sweet."
****
The next morning everyone had agreed to continue on after breakfast. During it Clark had gotten a call from Chloe. Apparently not only had Lex got the Talon back, but his father was currently in a mental hospital, ranting about angels and devils after him.
There were a group of snickers and even some laughs at this.
They had gathered for one last goodbye with the Kents and Pete.
"We hope you guys get back home." Jonathon said.
"Yeah it's too bad you guys can't stay, things would defiantly be more interesting." Pete said with a smile. Ever since he heard what happened with Lionel he was in a permanent good mood.
"Yeah well you know, we got to get back." Scott said.
They all shook hands, and then Kitty who currently held the device did a scan for the quantum signature of this reality and then began the transportation process.
When they disappeared the Kents and Pete looked at the empty spot where they just were.
"I still don't like the uniform they showed me." Clark said. "I mean why the tights and cape?"
NEXT UP CHAPTER 4: STAR WARS: JEDI ACADEMY
The next one will be a slightly AU in Star Wars. It takes place on Yavin 4 where Master Luke Skywalker teaches the Jedi. I've taken things I've read from the novels, but no New Jedi Order stuff.
Ever since Star by Star, it ruined the book series for me.