Not Again!-The Musical Sequel
by. Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: Would I lie to you?
Author's Note: Another week of over all confusion has gone by and it's due time for an update. Hurray for that!
SCENE 4- Sibling understanding- What to do after therapy fails
The Institute
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. are having a meeting)
SCOTT:
Okay people, settle down.
LANCE:
We weren't making any noise.
SCOTT:
Blast! That ruined my opening...
ROGUE:
Can we get to point. I have major sulking-deprivation. It's been two chapters since I've been complaining about how everything in my life sucks.
JEAN:
But you weren't in the last two chapters.
ROGUE:
That is besides the point. The aura of my angst should penetrate every aspect of this show.
KURT:
Heh he he heh.You said penetrate.
SCOTT:
Kurt, have you been watching reruns of Beavis & Butt-Head again? I told you to stop, that stuff is bad for your brain.
TODD:
Yo, leave my boyfriend alone. You're allways watch the Osbournes and none of us never tell you to stop.
SCOTT:
Yes, but that has no affect on my behavior.
(Everyone else rolls their eyes)
SCOTT:
Back to the meeting.
PIETRO:
Why do we have to have this thing in the middle of the night and during a storm?
SCOTT:
Because I'm the supreme being and I say so.
KITTY:
Uh, Scott...
SCOTT:
I supreme being!
ROGUE:
Jean, you wouldn't happen to have any of that prozak left?
JEAN:
No, sorry.
SCOTT:
Anyway, the reason for this meeting is that we have to do something about that mob.
KURT:
Ze bastards burnt down ze burger place and Pizza Hut!
SCOTT:
Yes. This is a serious matter gang and we must take action!
PIETRO:
You're the one who said we wouldn't have to.
SCOTT:
I changed my mind, now we do have to do something about it. I think we should-
(Suddenly, a very wet and angry WANDA enters)
(Dramatic music)
WANDA:
I thought I'd find you assholes here.
PIETRO:
Sis?!
WANDA:
Don't you sis me you little turd!
PIETRO:
Uhh, missed you.
WANDA:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I came here to make up with you.
PIETRO:
Really?
WANDA:
Sure, why else would I be here? All my damn therapies failed. The only thing that worked was the hypno. But now I remember why I was so pissed off at everyone before.
PIETRO:
That's nice.
WANDA:
No it isn't. My head hurts and hate the world even more then before. Now, what the hell are you all doing here?
PIETRO:
It's a LONG story. You better sit down.
Author's Note: Wanda has returned from... wherever she was at. Now what shall happen? You tell me, cause I'm at a loss.
Disclaimer: Would I lie to you?
Author's Note: Another week of over all confusion has gone by and it's due time for an update. Hurray for that!
SCENE 4- Sibling understanding- What to do after therapy fails
The Institute
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. are having a meeting)
SCOTT:
Okay people, settle down.
LANCE:
We weren't making any noise.
SCOTT:
Blast! That ruined my opening...
ROGUE:
Can we get to point. I have major sulking-deprivation. It's been two chapters since I've been complaining about how everything in my life sucks.
JEAN:
But you weren't in the last two chapters.
ROGUE:
That is besides the point. The aura of my angst should penetrate every aspect of this show.
KURT:
Heh he he heh.You said penetrate.
SCOTT:
Kurt, have you been watching reruns of Beavis & Butt-Head again? I told you to stop, that stuff is bad for your brain.
TODD:
Yo, leave my boyfriend alone. You're allways watch the Osbournes and none of us never tell you to stop.
SCOTT:
Yes, but that has no affect on my behavior.
(Everyone else rolls their eyes)
SCOTT:
Back to the meeting.
PIETRO:
Why do we have to have this thing in the middle of the night and during a storm?
SCOTT:
Because I'm the supreme being and I say so.
KITTY:
Uh, Scott...
SCOTT:
I supreme being!
ROGUE:
Jean, you wouldn't happen to have any of that prozak left?
JEAN:
No, sorry.
SCOTT:
Anyway, the reason for this meeting is that we have to do something about that mob.
KURT:
Ze bastards burnt down ze burger place and Pizza Hut!
SCOTT:
Yes. This is a serious matter gang and we must take action!
PIETRO:
You're the one who said we wouldn't have to.
SCOTT:
I changed my mind, now we do have to do something about it. I think we should-
(Suddenly, a very wet and angry WANDA enters)
(Dramatic music)
WANDA:
I thought I'd find you assholes here.
PIETRO:
Sis?!
WANDA:
Don't you sis me you little turd!
PIETRO:
Uhh, missed you.
WANDA:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I came here to make up with you.
PIETRO:
Really?
WANDA:
Sure, why else would I be here? All my damn therapies failed. The only thing that worked was the hypno. But now I remember why I was so pissed off at everyone before.
PIETRO:
That's nice.
WANDA:
No it isn't. My head hurts and hate the world even more then before. Now, what the hell are you all doing here?
PIETRO:
It's a LONG story. You better sit down.
Author's Note: Wanda has returned from... wherever she was at. Now what shall happen? You tell me, cause I'm at a loss.