DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN X-MEN: EVOLUTION OR STAR WARS, IF I DID I REALLY WOULD HAVE DONE ESPISODES 1 & 2 BETTER.

A/N: I forgot to mention at the beginning that this is the 3rd in a series of stories (my bad). If you haven't read Enter Mayhem or Enter Daytripper you will miss out on certain details. I'm going to reaffirm a few things, but not too much in case those of you want to read the other stories and not have it ruined.

blue lady: Believe me this is nothing compared to my earlier stories.

Eden: Somehow I don't see that happening, oh well at least I wrote about it.

yae yang: Damn, I wish I would start picking things more people know about.

ASGT: Ah so that's what it means, well he isn't perfect he's got problems. Pathological fear of lab/doctors (for obvious reasons if you read the other stories), repeating nightmares, and times when he's depressed, and brooding (Though he hides it well) not to mention you don't want to se him mad, it isn't pretty.

Shadow-Spider: ??? Was that for the last chapter or this one?

todd fan: Hey I like sci-fi stuff like Star Wars :( Well I'd admit the last two movies and the books have gone down hill lately, which is why I'm doing it in a cooler period that I liked.

DemonRogue13: Here you go, I hope you like this one too. (And thanks for reading the other stories)

NctrnlBst: Well I'm glad you like it. You know I think you just gave me an idea or two. :)

Red Witch: I'm happy you liked the Lionel torture, and thanks for giving me the idea.

REALITY TRIP

CHAPTER 4: STAR WARS: JEDI ACADEMY

YAVIN 4

Once the Rebel base used to make their stand against the Empire's Death Star, had been transformed years ago into the new Jedi Academy. Students from all over the galaxy where there to learn the ways of the Jedi.

Currently there was a group of four sparing in an open area of the jungle planet. They had used this place for themselves the entire time they had been here. They were a group of teens that were made up some of the advanced students, nearly on their way to becoming full Jedi Knights.

There were two of them, a set of twins. The boy Jacen Solo, and his sister Jaina Solo, and as their names indicated they were the oldest children of Han and his wife Leia.

They were currently faced off against two of their greatest friends in a friendly exercise. Tenal Ka the princess of Hapes, with her long braided hair, was holding her lightsaber with its purple glow in from of her with her good hand, which was her only hand.

She had lost her left arm below the elbow, because of a mistake she made in constructing her lightsaber. She hadn't made it well enough, just slapping one together and in a training exercise her blade turned off, and Jacen's blade had suddenly slashed through her arm.

She didn't blame him for it, it was an accident of her own making, but he still did blame himself for it.

The other was their long time friend from Coruscant, Zekk. He had grown is hair long an in a ponytail, and was currently in a duel with Jaina, crossing his blue saber with her green.

The continued until all four had pulled back. They were sizing each other up for the next attack. "You guys ready?" Zekk said to the twins. They both nodded their heads and all four went in swinging, that was until a strange light appeared and several figures were suddenly there.

IT happened so fast that they couldn't stop their attacks. Zekk's lightsaber to his surprise went right through a brown haired girl without damaging her. Jacen was so shocked when his high arced attacked was blocked by the adult of the group that had metal claws come out.

A lightsaber was supposed to cut through anything, and to his blade was stopped by those claws left him too shocked to move when the adult disarmed him and kicked him to the ground.

Jaina's blade was aimed at a strange woman with a white streak and lots of make-up actually CAUGHT her saber in her hand and reached it from her grasps with so much strength she couldn't hold on.

Tenel Ka had aimed nearly hit a tall dark haired boy but he dodged it so fast he was a blur for a second.

The Jedi had taken a few steps back trying to collect themselves. They looked at the group of humans, but they seemed different, in fact they seemed to have a blue alien of some species none of them had seen before.

"Take us to your leader." A brown haired boy said. This caused a few to glare at the boy. "Not funny Bobby." Said a tall red headed woman.

"It was too, you guys do know where we are right?" Bobby said pointing up. They looked up to see a huge gas giant in the sky and a moon that looked larger than the one on Earth.

"Oh brother." Scott said slightly disgusted at the image of not even BEING on Earth, at least on an alternate Earth they had a clue what was what. Here...wherever HERE was, well this was a trip he wasn't looking forward to.

"Who are you people?" Zekk asked frantically looking at them.

"Don't supposed you guys have somewhere we could go, we could talk on the way there and answer all your questions if you answer ours." Scott said to him.

The Jedi looked at each other. "Okay I think that's alright." Jaina spoke up for the group.

They traveled through the jungle forest of Yavin 4 talking along the way. They decided to skip the whole Star Wars thing of their chat, since that just gets too weird.

They finally made it out of the jungle and came upon huge stone temples used to house the Jedi.

"Whoa." Jamie said looking at the temples.

"Finally. Like my hair is totally starting to frizzle in this humidity." Kitty complained, she really didn't like the jungle scene and had complained for the last five minutes of their journey.

Rogue just rolled her eyes at the comment.

They made their way to the entrance and they could see a couple of people coming to meet them. There in Jedi master robes was Luke Skywalker (although older than he looked from the movies) and to his left was a red headed woman that kind of looked like an adult version of Jean, only with shoulder length curly hair and a 'don't mess with me' attitude about her.

"Jaina, Jacen who are your guest?" Master Skywalker asked.

"Uncle Luke you are not going to believe this." Jacen told him.

*****

Luke and the red head they learned was Mara Jade, had looked vary shocked at their story.

"I've been all around the galaxy and I can tell you that is the craziest thing I've heard." Mara said.

Logan grinned. "Kids I think the lady needs a demonstration."

Scott put on his visor again and blasted an old piece of a temple laying around into rumble. Kitty phased her hand right through Zekk who was standing next to her. To say the least he freaked and fell on his butt.

He frantically began searching for a hole in his chest. Jean levitated a few rocks into the air. This caused the Jedi to look at each other with a question. They were feeling them with the Force and couldn't sense them using it.

Rogue merely picked up a piece of ruble that the students use to practice levitating it and threw it into the air. The fact that it went 30 yards into the air was just as impressive taking in it must have weighted at lest 200 pounds.

While in the air, Vincent extended his palm and took careful aim. A crimson beam shot out and destroyed the ruble before it hit the ground.

They stopped after that, thinking they made their point. The Jedi looked at each other, the young Jedi had heard of their powers but seeing it in action was completely different. They were also gathering a small crowd at the time.

"I believe we should continue this inside." Luke said and motioned then to follow. They went with him leaving the small crowd asking a lot of questions to the young Jedi that found them.

After a little talk, Luke gave them permission to go about the grounds, since he learned they would be here long. After they left he turned to Mara. "What do you think?"

She shrugged. "Either this is the biggest hoax in the galaxy or they are just as powerful as some Jedi."

"More so I think with some of them." Luke said looking at the door where they left. "They don't rely on the Force and yet they have powers that should be impossible. I have never seen anything like that, except for the one girl."

"You think it was wise letting them roam around like that?"

"I sensed no malice in them, although...." He trailed off.

Mara took it up. "A few of them have a lot of anger in them. Especially the adult of the group."

*****

Everyone had taken off in different groups. Jamie however got stuck with Bobby, and he was leading them into what looked like a hanger.

"What are we doing here?" Jamie asked the older boy.

"There's one thing that I've been dying to do since we got here."

"What?"

"That." Bobby said pointed at an X-Wing in the hanger. Bobby ran to it and luckily he got the top open and sat in.

"Bobby don't you remember what happened with the Jet when the New Mutants went joyriding in it?"

"Hey I've gotten better."

"You still crash every time in the simulator." Jamie said deadpan.

"Oh come on how hard can it be?" Bobby started to push random buttons and play with everything. The X-Wing had come to life its engines engaged and it was powering up. "Sweet!"

It began to lift off the ground and wobble in the air.

"I really think you should put that down now." Jamie warned him.

"What do you think I'm trying to do?" Bobby yelled at him. He began pushing buttons, but only got the wings to unfold.

"What's going on down here?" They both looked to see Luke, Mara, Logan followed by Rogue, Vincent and Jacen.

"Uh....hi guys." Bobby said knowing he was so going to get it. Logan let out a growl. "Kid did you learn nothing the LAST time you did something like this?"

"Told you." Jamie yelled up to him over the hum of the engines.

They some them had walked in front of the X-Wing and while Bobby was frantically pushing buttons, he accidentally kit the fire button on the flight stick.

The energy blast from the X-Wing's cannons nearly hit Wolverine. But was headed on a path right for Jacen. Then Suddenly he was pushed aside and something hit the far wall.

"Vincent are ya all right?" Rogue called out.

Jacen got up and looked around Mara had leaped onto the X-Wing and was taking the controls of the craft, looking to the other side, Jacen saw a hole in the wall and ruble that was not there.

"What happened?" He asked getting to his feet. "Ah think Vincent knocked you out of the way but he got hit instead."

Jacen looked to the wall and thought for sure he was dead. No one could survive that. Then a fist busted through the debris and suddenly Vincent nearly exploded out of it.

"DRAKE!" He yelled out. Jacen saw the look on his face and could feel the anger in him. In fact he sore his eyes had glowed for a second. His shirt was tattered and smoking, his chest seemed fine but he was defiantly not happy.

"Bobby you better run I'll head him off." Logan told the boy when the X- Wing was settled down and he jumped out. "But I WILL deal with you later."

Bobby gulped and decided to run. Logan stepped in front of him and the two just glared at each other, then Vincent seemed to take a breath and calm down. Logan nodded his head and went to track down Bobby.

Vincent just looked down at yet another ruined shirt. Ever since he had joined the X-Men he had been getting his clothing damaged at least twice a month. "I don't suppose anyone can lend me a shirt?"

"Aren't you hurt?" Jacen blurted out. "Maybe we should take you to the infirmary?"

"No." He said a little too quickly for his taste. "It stings a little, and I'm sure it will leave a nasty welt but I'm okay I just need the shirt."

"Well I think I got one." Jacen said.

"Well if you don't mind, then lead the way." Vincent said gesturing for him to do so.

*****

They made they're way to his room which to his surprise was filled with a lot of animals. But none Vincent had ever seen before, so he kept his distance, not sure if any might be dangerous.

Jacen handed him a black shirt but with a little sci-fi style to design. Vincent looked it over. 'Well it's either this or go out without a shirt and that is NOT an option.'

"Say Jacen could you turn around or something?" Vincent politely asked. Jacen gave him a puzzling and questioning look. "Humor me, please." Jacen nodded and turned around.

He was wondering why he wanted him to, and saw the mirror on the far wall. He could see Vincent in the reflection. Then he saw why Vincent asked him too. Vincent had turned slightly to get the ruined shirt off, and he could see his back.

It was covered in a dozen scars and there was a huge one running from the top right to the lower left. Jacen quickly averted his gaze from the mirror, knowing that he shouldn't have looked.

"Alright I'm good." Vincent says. Jacen's nods his head and they go on out not looking in his eyes. He didn't want to let on that he knew.

*****

Logan had been tracking Bobby for a few minutes, but all the strange scents were making it a little difficult because they kept distracting him. He also noticed that he was being followed by a group of kids trying to follow him without being noticed.

The kids had been curious about they're new guests and when they saw one walk off they tried to follow him. Some of them had heard the stories and seen what they could do and wanted to see what the big man could do.

The followed him for about five minutes before the turned a corner and he was gone.

"Where did he go?" A girl asked.

"I don't know." Said a little green skinned alien.

"Maybe he can turn invisible?" Other spoke up.

An alien boy with no hair and headtailes (a Twi'lek) spoke up then. "Oh come on, you really think he could do that?"

"Then what does he do?"

Logan jumped out from his hiding position and unsheathed his claws and growled out. "Eat little children." At them.

This caused them all to run screaming. Logan straightened himself up and had a pleased smile on his face.

*****

Jamie was walking alone being bored and looking for something to do, when he came across a ball at his feet. He picked it up, then heard a voice calling to him. He saw two kids roughly his own age running to him.

One was a boy with brown hair. The other was a blond girl who wore no shoes.

"Hey thanks, we've wondered where that was." The boy said. "Hey aren't you one of those guys from another reality? My sister told me about you guys?"

"Yeah, I'm Jamie who are you?"

"Oh, sorry I'm Anakin Solo, and this is my friend Tahiri." The girl nodded her head.

"We were trying to get a game together, you want in?" Tahiri asked him. Jamie smiled and nodded. They went over to what some called the 'field' it was mainly an open space next to one of the temples in the grass, that had four pieces of ancient ruins set up at goals.

"Unfortunately we're going to need more players." Anakin said.

"No problem." Jamie said and quickly made a few multiples.

"You can clone yourself?" Anakin said shocked.

"We prefer duplication." One of them said.

"Yeah we're not exactly clones, more like copies." Said another.

"Well...okay then, the games pretty simple, it's to carry this ball to the other end. Using powers are allowed."

"Cool, kind of sounds like a game of mutant ball we play sometimes." One of the Jamie's spoke up.

*****

Kurt and Amanda had run into a frantic Bobby and when they asked him what was wrong, they knew he was a dead man when Logan got his claws on his, when they heard the story.

Bobby begged for them to teleport him somewhere so Logan wouldn't catch up to them. It had taken him to say he would do their laundry for a month to convince them.

They had teleported to the far side of the temple and saw two kids and a few Jamies playing some kind of game.

"Hey guys we could use some more players." One of the Jamies called over.

"Vell ve might as vell have some fun before we go." Kurt said to them then looked at Bobby. "And you might as vell enjoy it before Logan grounds you."

****

Logan had to double back when Bobby's sent went missing. He smelled that he caught up with Kurt and Amanda and since all their scents disappeared he knew they could be within two miles of that spot.

He wondered around and heard some kind of commotion. He moved towards it only to not only find Bobby but the rest of the mutants playing against the Jedi students which had joined in.

He moved to a wall where Luke and Mara and several of the younger students were watching the game. "So that's where everyone went to." Logan muttered and leaned up against a wall.

The mutants were giving the Jedi a hard time, because of the variety of powers the mutants had. Zekk once tried to block Kitty who had the ball only to have her run right through him. He looked down at himself then back up. "That is just so creepy."

Kurt and Amada kept teleporting around so it was nearly impossible to cover them. The army of Multiples also tipped the balance. Jaina at one time with the ball slipped on a patch of ice, while Iceman took the ball and ran. Unfortunately he didn't get far as Jaina used a little TK to trip him.

Logan had a smile on his face the entire time. "They're holding back." He said more to himself than anyone. Mara was near enough to hear this looked sharply at him. "What do you mean holding back?" she asked sharply.

Logan's smile widened a little more. "Summers must have told them to tone it down. For instance, Rogue could nock a Jedi out and most likely take their powers. Scott could level the playing field, literally. Not to mention Kurt and Amanda could just teleport with the ball all the way to the goal, but they haven't."

Mare looked back to the game looking more closely than ever at the action.

Anakin had the ball and it wasn't going well for them. They had decided that this was going to be the last goal of the game and it would be winner take all. Unfortunately he was blocked by a hoard of Jamies.

"Over here!" He turned to see his sister Jaina was open and threw it to her, but when she caught it she ran back to their goal.

"Jaina what are you doing?" He yelled at her. "What?" He heard her say but it came from the other side of the field. He looked and there she was. He looked back to the other Jaina only to see her change into Amada and score the final goal.

"What in the name of the Sith?" Anakin muttered bewildered.

The adult Jedi looked shocked and then looked to Logan for an explanation.

Logan chuckled to himself. "Guess they were saving that one for a surprise. She has limited shape-shifting powers, but only can change into people, and anyone larger than her gives her trouble."

The mutants were celebrating their victory and congratulating the Jedi, so no hard feelings were left between them.

Logan went out and gave his praise before he took Bobby away for a discussion on his punishment when they got back to the mansion.

Soon after that they had to go. The device had signaled it was re-charged and was ready. They said their goodbyes and Kitty did the scan and punched in the sequence to the next one, and they disappeared.

"Well that was an interesting day." Jacen said.

The other nodded in agreement "This is a fact." Tenal Ka said in her leveled voice as she always spoke.

NEXT UP CHAPTER 5: RED VS BLUE

Yeah that's right I'm sending them there (For I have gone insane). For those of you who have no idea what red vs. blue is check out the site, (www.redvsblue.com) it's basically a site with web toons done by these guys who use the Halo game to 'animate' their shows. It's pretty funny stuff.