Not Again!-The Musical Sequel
by. Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: How cares about this anymore?
Author's Note: I'm so to sorry I kept you people waiting. But I bring you good news (sort of)! Since the coming week is autumn-vacation in the magical land of "Way Too Many Lakes To Count" (i.e. Finland), I'll have plenty of time to update!
SCENE 5- Haven't we met before?
Bayville High
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. enter)
(Heroic music)
FRED:
I honestly don't see why we need to herioc entrancemusic whenever we come in.
JEAN:
It's an image thing I guess.
WANDA:
I hate this. I don't need to go to school. I allready had my head fucked up in the nuthouse.
ROGUE:
You're lucky. At least you got screwed up by professionals and not by these amateurs.
JEAN:
Scott, I have that bad feeling again.
SCOTT:
Tell me you didn't eat any of the leftover pasta.
JEAN:
I know better then to eat anything that has been in the fridge for over five hours. I'm sure that something is terribly wrong.
SCOTT:
Don't worry honey. I'm sure it's just your periods acting up. JEAN:
Scott, not so loud...
SCOTT:
Sorry, Jean. Allright men- I mean persons- go and study!
ALL:
Hurray!
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. disperse)
JEAN:
Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me? Is it so hard to realize that I'm allways right? You'd think they'd know, but NO! Don't listen to the phychicmaster! (sigh)
* SALLY'S SONG/ JEAN'S SONG (Nightmare Before Christmas)*
*JEAN*
I sense there's something in the wind
That feels like tragedy's at hand
And though I'd like to stand by them
Can't shake this feeling that I have
The worst is just around the bend
And do they notice my feelings of dread?
And will they see how much that means to me?
I think it's not to be
What will become of my dear friends?
Where will their actions lead us then?
Although I'd like to join the crowd
In their enthusiastic cloud
Try as I may, it doesn't last
And will I ever sing any longer?
no, I think not, it's never to become
For I'm the lucky one
*~*~*~*~*
Meanwhile in a shadowy part of the school
(EPSTEIN is talking to MARY-SUE)
EPSTEIN:
So, now you know what you must do.
MARY-SUE:
Yes. But I'm so wrecked with my numerous inner-conflicts, that I don't know if I should do it.
EPSTEIN:
If you succeed, you can have anything you want.
MARY-SUE:
My own character in the show? All the hot males going after me?
EPSTEIN:
Anything.
MARY-SUE:
Then to Hell with righteousness, I'll finally have what I've allways desired!
EPSTEIN:
Good. Go now and do what you best.
(MARY-SUE exits)
EPSTEIN:
Soon! Soon my lord Larry, I shall fulfill my destiny and rule Bayville! AH HAH HAH HAA!
*~*~*~*~*
Elsewhere in the same house
KURT:
Todd, did you just hear some maniacal laughter?
TODD:
No. But check that shit out, yo!
(DUNCAN and some RANDOM JOCKS are teasing MARY-SUE)
MARY-SUE:
Oh, why do you torment me?
DUNCAN:
Uuuhh... cause...
RANDOM JOCK:
Cause you're so perfect.
DUNCAN:
Duh, yeah...
MARY-SUE:
Oh, poor me! Will anyone help me, eventhough I'm independent and could kick their butts if I wanted to, but just not now for some reason?
(SCOTT, LANCE, KURT, TODD and PIETRO rush to the area of teasing)
SCOTT:
Unhand her you fiend!
DUNCAN:
Duuuh... What? Oh! What if I don't wanna?
JOCKS:
Yeah!
SCOTT:
Then I shall- No wait, shouldn't fight at school...
LANCE:
Fuck school, we'll bust your asses!
DUNCAN:
Oh yeah? (long thinking-pause) No you won't!
(Suddenly MARY-SUE uses her omnipotent powers to make DUNCAN and the RANDOM JOCKS just walk away)
LANCE:
Hey! Come back here! I still want to beat you!
MARY-SUE:
You mustn't fight because of me.
PIETRO:
You look sort of familiar...
KURT:
Haven't ve seen eachother before?
PIETRO:
Yeah, like many many times or something?
MARY-SUE:
I don't think so.
KURT:
Funny, I could've sworn ve have...
SCOTT:
You have such great powers! Who are you?
MARY-SUE:
I'm Mar- Uh, Marvelous.
SCOTT:
You sure are.
MARY-SUE:
Thank you, Scott.
SCOTT:
How did you know my name?
MARY-SUE:
It's... another one of my powers.
ALL:
Oooh!
MARY-SUE
Well, I must mysteriously go now. Bye!
(MARY-SUE vanishes in a splendorous explosion of pretty lights)
ALL:
Aaaah!
KURT:
I can't help but think that I've met her somewhere before...
PIETRO:
Same here.
Author's Note: Gods! They have no idea of Mary-Sue evil plans! But then again neither have I (Now that's a problem). Anyway, please review, otherwise I'll be a very sad little writer... Next up, Mary-Sue's horrid past and Wanda finds a friend.
Disclaimer: How cares about this anymore?
Author's Note: I'm so to sorry I kept you people waiting. But I bring you good news (sort of)! Since the coming week is autumn-vacation in the magical land of "Way Too Many Lakes To Count" (i.e. Finland), I'll have plenty of time to update!
SCENE 5- Haven't we met before?
Bayville High
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. enter)
(Heroic music)
FRED:
I honestly don't see why we need to herioc entrancemusic whenever we come in.
JEAN:
It's an image thing I guess.
WANDA:
I hate this. I don't need to go to school. I allready had my head fucked up in the nuthouse.
ROGUE:
You're lucky. At least you got screwed up by professionals and not by these amateurs.
JEAN:
Scott, I have that bad feeling again.
SCOTT:
Tell me you didn't eat any of the leftover pasta.
JEAN:
I know better then to eat anything that has been in the fridge for over five hours. I'm sure that something is terribly wrong.
SCOTT:
Don't worry honey. I'm sure it's just your periods acting up. JEAN:
Scott, not so loud...
SCOTT:
Sorry, Jean. Allright men- I mean persons- go and study!
ALL:
Hurray!
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. disperse)
JEAN:
Why doesn't anyone ever listen to me? Is it so hard to realize that I'm allways right? You'd think they'd know, but NO! Don't listen to the phychicmaster! (sigh)
* SALLY'S SONG/ JEAN'S SONG (Nightmare Before Christmas)*
*JEAN*
I sense there's something in the wind
That feels like tragedy's at hand
And though I'd like to stand by them
Can't shake this feeling that I have
The worst is just around the bend
And do they notice my feelings of dread?
And will they see how much that means to me?
I think it's not to be
What will become of my dear friends?
Where will their actions lead us then?
Although I'd like to join the crowd
In their enthusiastic cloud
Try as I may, it doesn't last
And will I ever sing any longer?
no, I think not, it's never to become
For I'm the lucky one
*~*~*~*~*
Meanwhile in a shadowy part of the school
(EPSTEIN is talking to MARY-SUE)
EPSTEIN:
So, now you know what you must do.
MARY-SUE:
Yes. But I'm so wrecked with my numerous inner-conflicts, that I don't know if I should do it.
EPSTEIN:
If you succeed, you can have anything you want.
MARY-SUE:
My own character in the show? All the hot males going after me?
EPSTEIN:
Anything.
MARY-SUE:
Then to Hell with righteousness, I'll finally have what I've allways desired!
EPSTEIN:
Good. Go now and do what you best.
(MARY-SUE exits)
EPSTEIN:
Soon! Soon my lord Larry, I shall fulfill my destiny and rule Bayville! AH HAH HAH HAA!
*~*~*~*~*
Elsewhere in the same house
KURT:
Todd, did you just hear some maniacal laughter?
TODD:
No. But check that shit out, yo!
(DUNCAN and some RANDOM JOCKS are teasing MARY-SUE)
MARY-SUE:
Oh, why do you torment me?
DUNCAN:
Uuuhh... cause...
RANDOM JOCK:
Cause you're so perfect.
DUNCAN:
Duh, yeah...
MARY-SUE:
Oh, poor me! Will anyone help me, eventhough I'm independent and could kick their butts if I wanted to, but just not now for some reason?
(SCOTT, LANCE, KURT, TODD and PIETRO rush to the area of teasing)
SCOTT:
Unhand her you fiend!
DUNCAN:
Duuuh... What? Oh! What if I don't wanna?
JOCKS:
Yeah!
SCOTT:
Then I shall- No wait, shouldn't fight at school...
LANCE:
Fuck school, we'll bust your asses!
DUNCAN:
Oh yeah? (long thinking-pause) No you won't!
(Suddenly MARY-SUE uses her omnipotent powers to make DUNCAN and the RANDOM JOCKS just walk away)
LANCE:
Hey! Come back here! I still want to beat you!
MARY-SUE:
You mustn't fight because of me.
PIETRO:
You look sort of familiar...
KURT:
Haven't ve seen eachother before?
PIETRO:
Yeah, like many many times or something?
MARY-SUE:
I don't think so.
KURT:
Funny, I could've sworn ve have...
SCOTT:
You have such great powers! Who are you?
MARY-SUE:
I'm Mar- Uh, Marvelous.
SCOTT:
You sure are.
MARY-SUE:
Thank you, Scott.
SCOTT:
How did you know my name?
MARY-SUE:
It's... another one of my powers.
ALL:
Oooh!
MARY-SUE
Well, I must mysteriously go now. Bye!
(MARY-SUE vanishes in a splendorous explosion of pretty lights)
ALL:
Aaaah!
KURT:
I can't help but think that I've met her somewhere before...
PIETRO:
Same here.
Author's Note: Gods! They have no idea of Mary-Sue evil plans! But then again neither have I (Now that's a problem). Anyway, please review, otherwise I'll be a very sad little writer... Next up, Mary-Sue's horrid past and Wanda finds a friend.