MG666 Wheeeeee! I actually got reviews! You know what that means? I ate more sugar and got writing! I might warn you that this chapter was written on an evil sugar-high.
Yami MG Seriously, this chapter is all kinds of scary and freaky. 00;
MG666 Thanx to all my reviewers! After the disclaimer, the story will go on.
Yami MG I'll do it:
Disclaimer I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh sniff I'm gonna cry. And I would if my tear ducts weren't full of sugar. Long story. That particular event precedes this fic. The famous 'Sugar Explosion.' Maybe that'll be my next fic...
The others carried the half-conscious Joey downstairs and put him on the couch.
Yugi: What did you have in mind to do with Joey, Malik?
Malik: Well, he does look like a girl, right? Right. We only new it was him because of his voice, right? Right. Everyone would think he was a girl if they didn't hear his voice, right? Right. The yamis enjoy doing anything evil, right? Right.
Ryou: God damn it, stop saying 'right' and stop repeating yourself!
Malik: Sorry. Anyway, the yamis would agree to help us if we wanted to do something evil, wouldn't they? They would.
Ryou: Grrrr...
Malik: Let's just go find the yamis, okay? Then I'll tell them my plan, and if they agree we'll tell you what the plan is, okay? Okay.
Ryou: Stop repeating words!
Malik: Okay, okay.
Ryou: STOP! It drives me crazy!
Malik: Sorry, sorry.
Ryou: AAHHHHGGGG! He strangles Malik until Yugi pries him off
Yugi: Malik! Say you're sorry!
Malik: Okay, okay. I'm very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very sorry.
Ryou: STOP REPEATING WORDS!
Malik: Fine. Sticks tongue out
Yugi: Let's just try to find the yamis, okay? No more repeating words.
Malik: Whatever.
They tie Joey down to a chair and give him a real tranquilizer and he goes to sleep.
They all walk out of the game shop. They walk down the street thinking of where the yamis might be.
Yugi: Hey! I'll bet that they're on a city bus! They love city buses.
Malik and Ryou: clueless
Yugi: Long story, but they love scaring people from buses in very ... er, odd ways. That's why I won't let Yami come with me on field trips.
Malik: Riiiiiight.
Ryou: Here comes a city bus now!
They go to the empty bus stop and wave the bus over. The bus doesn't stop.
In stead, it goes right by them slowly with three butts hanging out the window, two of them tan, and one white.
Yugi: Sweatdrop It must be them...
Malik and Ryou just gape at where the butts had been a few seconds before.
Yugi: Come on, let's follow the bus.
Malik: Sure...
Ryou: Yeah ... that was kind of creepy. Three butts hanging out a city bus.
Yugi: I told you that they liked scaring people. I bet Marik took control of the bus driver's mind and made him drive and let them moon the city.
Malik: That was still scary...
Yugi: At least they've been wiping their butts, right? They were clean.
Malik and Ryou: Stare at Yugi with alarmed looks on their faces
Yugi: I was just joking.
Ryou: Don't joke like that. Please.
Malik: I have to agree with Ryou.
Yugi: Fine, let's just follow them.
They follow the bus. Even if they lose sight of it sometimes, they just follow the screams.
Malik: They made it really east for us to follow them, didn't they? They did. This is fun, isn't it? It is.
Ryou: Don't even start, you- (Cut short by Yugi)
Yugi: Hey! They stopped!
They see the bus doors open and the yamis getting off, pulling their pants up. All of the yamis take out some sugar packets and eat them, then go in a building.
Yugi: Let's follow!
They go up to the door, and Yugi reaches for the handle.
Malik: Wait! We can't go in there! It's a strip club!
Ryou: Oh, okay ... wait, how would you know?
Malik: Blushes I am male! I have needs!
Ryou: Sweatdrop Riiiiiight. I don't even wanna know.
Yugi: Let's just go in. We need to find them.
Ryou: Okay...
They go in. They see women leaving the stage, scantily clad, like they had just finished.
Malik: Aw man. We missed the first act.
Yugi and Ryou: Stare at Malik
Malik: ...not that I come here often enough to memorize who comes on when.
Ryou: Malik, my friend, you have a lot to learn about lying and hiding the truth.
Announcer Dude: Next up is for the ladies! Exotic male dancers!
Malik: Lady's night is supposed to be Tuesday night, not Friday night. [It's Friday, by the way.]
Yugi: Please, stop doing that. We don't want to know what you know about this place.
Malik: Hmph...
Ryou: Let's just look for the yamis. They should be around here somewhere. Everyone look around.
The lights dim and music starts and three men come out in stage, but they are still in the shadows.
Yugi casually glances up on stage as the three men come forth.
Yugi (saying slowly like he's seen something that he wish he hasn't): We need not look any further.
Ryou and Malik and Yugi follow Yugi's gaze onto stage only to see Yami, Bakura, and Marik come out with nothing but little Speedo [().()] thongs on. [DROOL!] The start to dance ... suggestively and provocatively.
Ryou, Malik, and Yugi: Eyes wide open and jaws hit the floor
All the women in the club hoot and holler!
The exotically dancing yamis jump off the stage and get up close and personal with some hot chics. The women stuff twenty and fifty dollar bills in the yami's ... apparel, outfits, whatever you can call those little strips of leather.
Ryou (nervously): I think we found them...
MG666 Mwahahahahahaha! That was so fun to write! And fun to fantasize about...
Marik: Enjoyed that did you, love?
MG666 DROOOOOOOOOOOOL Huh, what? Yeah, definitely enjoyed...
Yami MG Riiiiiiiight.
PLEAZ R&R! THE MORE REVIEWS I GET, THE SOONER I UPDATE!
Yami MG Seriously, this chapter is all kinds of scary and freaky. 00;
MG666 Thanx to all my reviewers! After the disclaimer, the story will go on.
Yami MG I'll do it:
Disclaimer I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh sniff I'm gonna cry. And I would if my tear ducts weren't full of sugar. Long story. That particular event precedes this fic. The famous 'Sugar Explosion.' Maybe that'll be my next fic...
The others carried the half-conscious Joey downstairs and put him on the couch.
Yugi: What did you have in mind to do with Joey, Malik?
Malik: Well, he does look like a girl, right? Right. We only new it was him because of his voice, right? Right. Everyone would think he was a girl if they didn't hear his voice, right? Right. The yamis enjoy doing anything evil, right? Right.
Ryou: God damn it, stop saying 'right' and stop repeating yourself!
Malik: Sorry. Anyway, the yamis would agree to help us if we wanted to do something evil, wouldn't they? They would.
Ryou: Grrrr...
Malik: Let's just go find the yamis, okay? Then I'll tell them my plan, and if they agree we'll tell you what the plan is, okay? Okay.
Ryou: Stop repeating words!
Malik: Okay, okay.
Ryou: STOP! It drives me crazy!
Malik: Sorry, sorry.
Ryou: AAHHHHGGGG! He strangles Malik until Yugi pries him off
Yugi: Malik! Say you're sorry!
Malik: Okay, okay. I'm very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very sorry.
Ryou: STOP REPEATING WORDS!
Malik: Fine. Sticks tongue out
Yugi: Let's just try to find the yamis, okay? No more repeating words.
Malik: Whatever.
They tie Joey down to a chair and give him a real tranquilizer and he goes to sleep.
They all walk out of the game shop. They walk down the street thinking of where the yamis might be.
Yugi: Hey! I'll bet that they're on a city bus! They love city buses.
Malik and Ryou: clueless
Yugi: Long story, but they love scaring people from buses in very ... er, odd ways. That's why I won't let Yami come with me on field trips.
Malik: Riiiiiight.
Ryou: Here comes a city bus now!
They go to the empty bus stop and wave the bus over. The bus doesn't stop.
In stead, it goes right by them slowly with three butts hanging out the window, two of them tan, and one white.
Yugi: Sweatdrop It must be them...
Malik and Ryou just gape at where the butts had been a few seconds before.
Yugi: Come on, let's follow the bus.
Malik: Sure...
Ryou: Yeah ... that was kind of creepy. Three butts hanging out a city bus.
Yugi: I told you that they liked scaring people. I bet Marik took control of the bus driver's mind and made him drive and let them moon the city.
Malik: That was still scary...
Yugi: At least they've been wiping their butts, right? They were clean.
Malik and Ryou: Stare at Yugi with alarmed looks on their faces
Yugi: I was just joking.
Ryou: Don't joke like that. Please.
Malik: I have to agree with Ryou.
Yugi: Fine, let's just follow them.
They follow the bus. Even if they lose sight of it sometimes, they just follow the screams.
Malik: They made it really east for us to follow them, didn't they? They did. This is fun, isn't it? It is.
Ryou: Don't even start, you- (Cut short by Yugi)
Yugi: Hey! They stopped!
They see the bus doors open and the yamis getting off, pulling their pants up. All of the yamis take out some sugar packets and eat them, then go in a building.
Yugi: Let's follow!
They go up to the door, and Yugi reaches for the handle.
Malik: Wait! We can't go in there! It's a strip club!
Ryou: Oh, okay ... wait, how would you know?
Malik: Blushes I am male! I have needs!
Ryou: Sweatdrop Riiiiiight. I don't even wanna know.
Yugi: Let's just go in. We need to find them.
Ryou: Okay...
They go in. They see women leaving the stage, scantily clad, like they had just finished.
Malik: Aw man. We missed the first act.
Yugi and Ryou: Stare at Malik
Malik: ...not that I come here often enough to memorize who comes on when.
Ryou: Malik, my friend, you have a lot to learn about lying and hiding the truth.
Announcer Dude: Next up is for the ladies! Exotic male dancers!
Malik: Lady's night is supposed to be Tuesday night, not Friday night. [It's Friday, by the way.]
Yugi: Please, stop doing that. We don't want to know what you know about this place.
Malik: Hmph...
Ryou: Let's just look for the yamis. They should be around here somewhere. Everyone look around.
The lights dim and music starts and three men come out in stage, but they are still in the shadows.
Yugi casually glances up on stage as the three men come forth.
Yugi (saying slowly like he's seen something that he wish he hasn't): We need not look any further.
Ryou and Malik and Yugi follow Yugi's gaze onto stage only to see Yami, Bakura, and Marik come out with nothing but little Speedo [().()] thongs on. [DROOL!] The start to dance ... suggestively and provocatively.
Ryou, Malik, and Yugi: Eyes wide open and jaws hit the floor
All the women in the club hoot and holler!
The exotically dancing yamis jump off the stage and get up close and personal with some hot chics. The women stuff twenty and fifty dollar bills in the yami's ... apparel, outfits, whatever you can call those little strips of leather.
Ryou (nervously): I think we found them...
MG666 Mwahahahahahaha! That was so fun to write! And fun to fantasize about...
Marik: Enjoyed that did you, love?
MG666 DROOOOOOOOOOOOL Huh, what? Yeah, definitely enjoyed...
Yami MG Riiiiiiiight.
PLEAZ R&R! THE MORE REVIEWS I GET, THE SOONER I UPDATE!