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RUby: I would do that, but I haven't read any Exiles comics so I don't know anything about it.
yae yang: Yeah I thought of a little lighter tone for this chapter.
Shadow-Spider: Oh yes, and with luck this might be the best one yet.
Damn-my-name-was-taken: LOL, I hope you enjoy this and thanks for giving me the idea, although I'll have to cut down on the swearing. This is a PG-13 story and if I use all the swearing they do I'd have to change it. But I'll put in a few here and there.
Red Witch: Trust me you'll love the episodes on that site, plus I did find reference to X23 in NYX #3, but I guess the comic is canceled so I hope they'll put her in the main X-Titles soon, and I look forward to see how you deal with her your story you're working on. (There isn't a comic shop in the whole damn town I'm in so I miss certain things...it sucks)
DemonRogue13: Yeah neither can I, hell I would ask for flying lesions myself if I could, and thanks for reading Enter Mayhem, I hope you enjoy the sequel Enter Daytripper also, when you find the time.
AN: I'll be using all caps at certain points in this chapter to show the deep voice used by the Caboose/O'Malley character.
REALITY TRIP
CHAPTER 5: RED VS BLUE
At an unimportant planet in the canyon of Blood Gulch there are two bases. One is of the Red Army the other is of the Blue Army.
BLUE BASE
Two soldiers in battle armor (The armor worn by Master Chief in the Halo game) were talking with each other.
"Rookie you are getting on my last nerve!" said Church the one in the light blue armor yelled at Caboose as they called him or O'Malley he said his real name was, who was in the blue armor.
Okay so they weren't talking so much as yelling, well Church was yelling.
"Look for the last time just stand here and watch out for the Reds, you think you could do that?" Church said who was nearing the point of shooting him.
"Yes, I think I can, should be no problem sir." Caboose happily said.
"Good now before I go do you have any questions?" Church said like he was talking to a child.
"Oh-oh-oh I got one, I got one!"
Church exhaled. "What?"
"Why is it that the sky here is blue? We're on another planet shouldn't it be like purple or green, or I know...how...about...orange?" He said in an almost child-like voice betraying that fact that he was....well and idiot to be blunt.
Church just looked at him for a moment saying nothing. "What in God's name did your parent do to you?" Then he decided to leave before he got the answer. He really didn't want to know.
MIDDLE OF THE CANYON
The X-Men had appeared in the middle of a canyon with no apparent way out.
"Great now where are we?" Scott said.
"Well if you look up you'll see were not on Earth still." Jean said looking up. They all did and saw two moons in the sky. "Great." Scott muttered to himself.
"Hey guys look." Jamie said pointing in the distance. They saw what looked like some kind of bunker in the distance not too far away. "There's another one over there too." Kitty said pointing in the exact opposite direction.
"So...which one do we got too?" Bobby asked looking at Scott. He just shrugged and pointed at one. "I guess that one."
"Any particular reason shades?" Logan asked him.
"No, not really, both look the same so does it really matter?"
"No I guess not."
"But I don't want to go in blind either, Kurt you think your up for a little scouting there?" Scott said turning to Kurt.
"Ja, I guess." Then he teleported away.
BLUE BASE
Caboose was watching the horizon when Kurt teleported in from of him. "Whoa! What are you? Are you a leprechaun?"
"Uh...no, I'm Kurt and I'm just here looking around for mein friends. You guys mind if ve crash here?" Kurt warily asked the man in blue armor.
"Oh sure, bring all your leprechaun friends." Caboose happily told him. Kurt gave him a weird look then disappeared. "Church, Tucker!" Caboose yelled out.
A man in light blue and green armor came running up. "What is it? Are the red's attacking?" Tucker asked.
"No even better. There was this blue leprechaun, and he's bringing all his little friends, and I'm going to get three wishes, I'm going to wish for a pony, then I'm going to wish for a purple sky, THEN I WILL WISH FOR EVEYONE TO DIE."
They just looked at him for a moment before Tucker spoke up first. "Okay dude, first thing there are no such things as blue leprechauns, they're green not blue. Secondly why the hell would you want a purple sky and lastly you mean only the red's right?"
"Of course." Caboose said pleasantly. "FOR STARTERS."
Church just groaned. "Can't we leave you alone for FIVE MINUTES without you screwing up. All you had to do was look out for the red's that was all."
"Now I don't want to hear anymore of this crap okay?"
"Hey!" Someone yelled off to the side. All three looked to find a group of people walking towards them.
"See I told you the blue leprechaun was coming with friends, although they don't look like leprechauns to me." Caboose said looking at the others.
"Tucker, are you seeing this?" Church asked him not believing his eyes.
"If you mean a group of people with a blue furry guy, then yes." Tucker stated not taking his eyes of them.
"Okay just checking." Church said. They waited until they had grouped down at the side of the base. The three members of the blue army gathered down with them. Church stepped up to them.
"Ahem. Okay first thing's first, who are you people and what in God's name is he?" He said pointing at Kurt.
"Watch it that's my brother." Rogue nearly snarled at them.
"If that's your brother I hate to see what your parents look like." Tucker said. This caused Rogue to step right in front of his glaring in his visor.
"What?" He asked, right before Rogue decked him into the wall of the base. It was pretty impressive since he flew back about six feet and made an impression in the wall.
"That lady is really, really strong." Caboose quietly said to Church.
"Uh yeah kind of figured that out Caboose." Then he turned to the rest of them. "Well could we get to the part about what you kids are doing in a war zone?"
"We're in a war zone? Who's fighting?" Scott asked him.
"You're kidding right?" Church asked nearly laughing. When he was the blank looks he was getting he decided they didn't. "Holy crap! What are you guys? From another reality?"
"As a matter of fact..." Jean started to say but Church just waved his hand at her to stop.
"Well I'll just take your word for it. Well I guess since your knew here we might as well tell you guys what you need to know."
"Wait you're not like freaked out that we're from another reality?" Kitty asked shocked that he wasn't.
"Oh Hell no, why should I be surprised, I'm dead." Church told them.
There was nothing but silence before Caboose spoke up. "You see we had a little...accident...and Church died but he came back, and told us of this guys Tex who was coming to help us against the Red Army."
"It turns out he Tex was a gay robot who was Church's girlfriend and Church is now in the body of a robot Mexican."
"Caboose....Shut up." Church said. "First off, Tex was a GIRL, not a guy. And she was a cyborg with an AI program in her head. And this body I'm in was the Red Army's droid, that for some reason only speaks Spanish."
"You're kidding right?" Logan asked him. He was seriously starting to think these guys were nuts.
"Fine then watch this." Then Church seemed to spasm a little. Then he seemed to look around then spoke in a robotic voice. "Dónde el Infierno es yo? Quién es usted tipos? Por que soy pintado yo azul?"
"I really wish I knew what he was saying." Tucker said, who had picked himself off the ground but was making sure to stand as far from Rogue as possible.
"Something about where is he, and why is he blue, basically." Vincent said to him.
"Wait, you know Spanish?" Tucker asked.
"I know enough to get by." Vincent said with a shrug.
"Man, it really feels good to get out of there once and a while." Came Church's voice. They all turned to see a pale transparent ghost form of Church. Let's just say that there was a lot of yelling and screaming, well except for Jamie who thought it was cool and kept waving his hand through Church.
The robot Lopez spoke up after things had came down. "Yo no tengo la menor idea cómo usted azul me obtuvo, pero mi wil de personas viene y aplasta sus fuerzas, yo Lopez, el pesado, maldice sus nombres, sus casas, sus familias y sus almas. Mis personas subirán y vencerán sus fuerzas." He said in a hateful and spiteful tone.
"I have no idea what he's talking about, do you?" Church asked Vincent.
"You don't want to know." He answered.
"Alright that's enough of that senior roboto." Church then vanished and the robot seemed to start jerking again. "Okay I got a body again." Church's voice came from the robot once again.
"So if you're a ghost where's this Tex?" Jean asked him.
"About ten yards behind you and about six feet down." Church replied.
Everyone got a confused look until they turned around and saw two graves in the ground.
"Oh, sorry." Jean said to him.
"Huh? Oh yeah, well what are you gonna do?" Church said in a none caring way. This caused a few uncertain looks.
"Dude she was your girlfriend, and your not sad she's gone?" Bobby said to him.
"You didn't know Tex that well." Church said to him deadpan.
"Yeah she was a compete psycho, literally." Tucker said to them all.
"Alright look if you guys want to hang around you might as well pull your weight around here." Church told them.
"Like what bub?" Logan asked.
"Uh...let's see....can any of you fix a tank?" Church looked to see no one step forward. "Great." He said depressed.
"Now no one will fix Sheila." Caboose said sadly.
"Who's Sheila, uh, Caboose was it?" Scott asked the man in blue armor.
"She's the lady in the tank, and my name's really O'Malley."
"Then why do they call you Caboose? Didn't you correct them?"
"I didn't want to be difficult."
"Why?"
"Because that's being counter-productive."
"Yeah like you've been real productive so far." Tucker said to him. "First you call Church's girlfriend a slut, then give the red's our flag, then you kill Church by blowing him up with the tank, then you shoot the red army's sergeant that Church had possessed in the head, yeah you've been real productive so far."
Caboose looked straight at Tucker "I'M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND DRINK THE BLOOD OUT OF YOUR EMPTY SOCKETS."
"Oh I know how about we ask them to take the Red's flag? The blue guy can teleport by himself." Caboose then said going back to his normal voice.
Church and Tucker looked at each other then at Kurt. "You can teleport?" Kurt nodded his head. "Great you can get the flag."
"Yeah I guess looking like a messed up blue monkey has its advantages. Tucker said before being blown into the wall by one of Amanda's force bolts.
"That's my boyfriend you're talking about!" Amada yelled at him.
Church looked down at Tucker. "You know, I don't really mind you guys hurting Tucker, in fact I'm enjoying this a lot, but could we get back to matter at hand?"
"Why do you guys want a flag?" Jean asked them, a little confused.
"Because...because it's the flag, it's...it's just important." Church said, trying to reason it out.
"Why?" Jamie asked.
"It just is."
"Fine, let's go guys." Scott told them and moved on, they all looked at each other confused then ran up to him.
Tucker finally picked himself up. "I can't believe I got my ass kicked my two different girls. I am such a wimp."
"Yes. Yes you are, Tucker you should be vary ashamed of yourself." Church told him, enjoying doing so.
When they caught up with Scott, Jean approached him first. "Scott you're not serious are you?" Jean asked him, worried that he was going to actually do this.
"Of course not, those guys were nuts, I just figured we got a better change at the other base." Scott said to her.
Jean thought about it. "Good point, not everyone can be like those guys."
RED BASE
"Have you ever thought of why we're here?" Grif in the orange armor, asked Simmons in the crimson armor.
"Oh God not this again, look we've already been through all of this, so let's just skip it alright?" Simmons said to him angrily.
"Hey guys we've got movement." Donut in the pink armor said to the two of them. "There's a whole bunch of people coming from the blur base."
Simmons and Grif went to the top of the short structure and looked into the distance. Grif pulled out his sniper rifle and zoomed in. "Guys you're not gonna believe this."
"What is it?" Said a gruff voice from behind they all turned around to see the Sarge in his red armor.
"Sir we got a whole lot of people coming in from the blue base." Grif told him.
The Sarge looked in the distance at them. "Whoa Nelly. Alright line up you three." They all did. "I'm going to ask for a volunteer to face the enemy while we watch-er I mean while we gather data on what kind of threat they are. Will anyone step forward?"
Donut and Grif took a step back while Simmons didn't move at all.
"Good enough, Simmons you're up."
"What?" Simmons asked then looked around and found Donut and Grif a foot behind him. "Oh you back stabbing cock-bites."
****
The mutants were near the base when a guy in crimson armor poped out from behind a hill. "Alright hold it right there. Who are you and what are you doing with the blue army?"
"Look we're not with the blue army we just stopped off, and was hoping you guys aren't nuts like they are." Scott told him.
Simmons thought about this. "Well you don't look lie you're from the Blue Army, well except for maybe him." Simmons said pointing at Kurt. "You know being blue and all, but I think the Sarge will want to talk to you."
Scott exhaled sharply. "If we have to."
RED BASE
Simmons and the mutants had gathered behind the base.
"Simmons I can't believe you manage to capture all of these blue soldiers alone without firing once." Sarge said proudly.
"Uh, actually they said they weren't actually part of the Blue Army and you got to admit they don't look the part." Simmons told him.
"Yeah I think I have to agree with Simmons with this one." Donut said.
"Whoa you're a guy? I though you were a girl." Bobby said on hearing Donut's voice.
"What?! Why do you think that?"
"Well you ARE in pink dude."
"It's not pink! It's a vary light, light red."
"Donut it's pink, just face it already." Grif told his teammate.
"It's like okay, pink is totally my favorite color anyway. Besides you must be very secure in your masculinity to wear pink." Kitty said in her happy attitude voice.
"I don't know whether to be glad or insulted by that." Donut said more to himself than anyone else.
*I'm getting the feeling that these guys are just as bad as the other ones.* Jean sent to Scott through her mind.
*Yeah I'm getting that impression too. I'm thinking we should leave and just wait for the remote to recharge, tell the others will you.*
Jean nodded her head and sent their plan to the others, who also got the feeling that they should leave. Kurt moved close to Logan, Jamie and Scott, while Amanda did the same and moved to Kitty, Jean and Bobby.
Rogue and Vincent being invulnerable would be able to take care of themselves.
"Look I'm in charge and I say we get some information out of them." Sarge said to his men. Then Kurt disappeared with his group, followed by Amanda and her group and then Vincent grabbed Rogue and speed away at super speed.
"Son of a Bitch!" Sarge said.
"Son of a Bitch!" Simmons said.
"Son of a Bitch!" Grif said
"Whoa that was so cool." Donut said, which earned him a series of looks from the others. "Shut up rookie." Grif told him.
****
The mutants took up the time waiting for the device to recharge next to the side of the canyon. Thankfully it didn't take too long.
"I wonder where we'll end up next?" Bobby asked.
"As long as it isn't here I don't care." Logan said, everyone seemed to agree and left without a second thought of that place.
NEXT UP CHAPTER 6: SLIDERS & GLADIATORS
That's right I'm combining the Sliders series (a show about a group of people that travel to other dimensions) and American Gladiators. But it's not the same show you remember, trust me you won't see what's coming."
Translations: 1)-Dónde el Infierno es yo? Quién es usted tipos? Por que soy pintado yo azul?
1)-Where the Hell am I? Who are you guys? Why am I painted blue?
2)Yo no tengo la menor idea cómo usted azul me obtuvo, pero mi wil de personas viene y aplasta sus fuerzas, yo Lopez, el pesado, maldice sus nombres, sus casas, sus familias y sus almas. Mis personas subirán y vencerán sus fuerzas.
2) I have no idea how you blue's got me, but my people will come and crush your forces, I Lopez , the heavy, curse your names, your houses, your families and your souls. My people will rise and vanquish your forces.
RUby: I would do that, but I haven't read any Exiles comics so I don't know anything about it.
yae yang: Yeah I thought of a little lighter tone for this chapter.
Shadow-Spider: Oh yes, and with luck this might be the best one yet.
Damn-my-name-was-taken: LOL, I hope you enjoy this and thanks for giving me the idea, although I'll have to cut down on the swearing. This is a PG-13 story and if I use all the swearing they do I'd have to change it. But I'll put in a few here and there.
Red Witch: Trust me you'll love the episodes on that site, plus I did find reference to X23 in NYX #3, but I guess the comic is canceled so I hope they'll put her in the main X-Titles soon, and I look forward to see how you deal with her your story you're working on. (There isn't a comic shop in the whole damn town I'm in so I miss certain things...it sucks)
DemonRogue13: Yeah neither can I, hell I would ask for flying lesions myself if I could, and thanks for reading Enter Mayhem, I hope you enjoy the sequel Enter Daytripper also, when you find the time.
AN: I'll be using all caps at certain points in this chapter to show the deep voice used by the Caboose/O'Malley character.
REALITY TRIP
CHAPTER 5: RED VS BLUE
At an unimportant planet in the canyon of Blood Gulch there are two bases. One is of the Red Army the other is of the Blue Army.
BLUE BASE
Two soldiers in battle armor (The armor worn by Master Chief in the Halo game) were talking with each other.
"Rookie you are getting on my last nerve!" said Church the one in the light blue armor yelled at Caboose as they called him or O'Malley he said his real name was, who was in the blue armor.
Okay so they weren't talking so much as yelling, well Church was yelling.
"Look for the last time just stand here and watch out for the Reds, you think you could do that?" Church said who was nearing the point of shooting him.
"Yes, I think I can, should be no problem sir." Caboose happily said.
"Good now before I go do you have any questions?" Church said like he was talking to a child.
"Oh-oh-oh I got one, I got one!"
Church exhaled. "What?"
"Why is it that the sky here is blue? We're on another planet shouldn't it be like purple or green, or I know...how...about...orange?" He said in an almost child-like voice betraying that fact that he was....well and idiot to be blunt.
Church just looked at him for a moment saying nothing. "What in God's name did your parent do to you?" Then he decided to leave before he got the answer. He really didn't want to know.
MIDDLE OF THE CANYON
The X-Men had appeared in the middle of a canyon with no apparent way out.
"Great now where are we?" Scott said.
"Well if you look up you'll see were not on Earth still." Jean said looking up. They all did and saw two moons in the sky. "Great." Scott muttered to himself.
"Hey guys look." Jamie said pointing in the distance. They saw what looked like some kind of bunker in the distance not too far away. "There's another one over there too." Kitty said pointing in the exact opposite direction.
"So...which one do we got too?" Bobby asked looking at Scott. He just shrugged and pointed at one. "I guess that one."
"Any particular reason shades?" Logan asked him.
"No, not really, both look the same so does it really matter?"
"No I guess not."
"But I don't want to go in blind either, Kurt you think your up for a little scouting there?" Scott said turning to Kurt.
"Ja, I guess." Then he teleported away.
BLUE BASE
Caboose was watching the horizon when Kurt teleported in from of him. "Whoa! What are you? Are you a leprechaun?"
"Uh...no, I'm Kurt and I'm just here looking around for mein friends. You guys mind if ve crash here?" Kurt warily asked the man in blue armor.
"Oh sure, bring all your leprechaun friends." Caboose happily told him. Kurt gave him a weird look then disappeared. "Church, Tucker!" Caboose yelled out.
A man in light blue and green armor came running up. "What is it? Are the red's attacking?" Tucker asked.
"No even better. There was this blue leprechaun, and he's bringing all his little friends, and I'm going to get three wishes, I'm going to wish for a pony, then I'm going to wish for a purple sky, THEN I WILL WISH FOR EVEYONE TO DIE."
They just looked at him for a moment before Tucker spoke up first. "Okay dude, first thing there are no such things as blue leprechauns, they're green not blue. Secondly why the hell would you want a purple sky and lastly you mean only the red's right?"
"Of course." Caboose said pleasantly. "FOR STARTERS."
Church just groaned. "Can't we leave you alone for FIVE MINUTES without you screwing up. All you had to do was look out for the red's that was all."
"Now I don't want to hear anymore of this crap okay?"
"Hey!" Someone yelled off to the side. All three looked to find a group of people walking towards them.
"See I told you the blue leprechaun was coming with friends, although they don't look like leprechauns to me." Caboose said looking at the others.
"Tucker, are you seeing this?" Church asked him not believing his eyes.
"If you mean a group of people with a blue furry guy, then yes." Tucker stated not taking his eyes of them.
"Okay just checking." Church said. They waited until they had grouped down at the side of the base. The three members of the blue army gathered down with them. Church stepped up to them.
"Ahem. Okay first thing's first, who are you people and what in God's name is he?" He said pointing at Kurt.
"Watch it that's my brother." Rogue nearly snarled at them.
"If that's your brother I hate to see what your parents look like." Tucker said. This caused Rogue to step right in front of his glaring in his visor.
"What?" He asked, right before Rogue decked him into the wall of the base. It was pretty impressive since he flew back about six feet and made an impression in the wall.
"That lady is really, really strong." Caboose quietly said to Church.
"Uh yeah kind of figured that out Caboose." Then he turned to the rest of them. "Well could we get to the part about what you kids are doing in a war zone?"
"We're in a war zone? Who's fighting?" Scott asked him.
"You're kidding right?" Church asked nearly laughing. When he was the blank looks he was getting he decided they didn't. "Holy crap! What are you guys? From another reality?"
"As a matter of fact..." Jean started to say but Church just waved his hand at her to stop.
"Well I'll just take your word for it. Well I guess since your knew here we might as well tell you guys what you need to know."
"Wait you're not like freaked out that we're from another reality?" Kitty asked shocked that he wasn't.
"Oh Hell no, why should I be surprised, I'm dead." Church told them.
There was nothing but silence before Caboose spoke up. "You see we had a little...accident...and Church died but he came back, and told us of this guys Tex who was coming to help us against the Red Army."
"It turns out he Tex was a gay robot who was Church's girlfriend and Church is now in the body of a robot Mexican."
"Caboose....Shut up." Church said. "First off, Tex was a GIRL, not a guy. And she was a cyborg with an AI program in her head. And this body I'm in was the Red Army's droid, that for some reason only speaks Spanish."
"You're kidding right?" Logan asked him. He was seriously starting to think these guys were nuts.
"Fine then watch this." Then Church seemed to spasm a little. Then he seemed to look around then spoke in a robotic voice. "Dónde el Infierno es yo? Quién es usted tipos? Por que soy pintado yo azul?"
"I really wish I knew what he was saying." Tucker said, who had picked himself off the ground but was making sure to stand as far from Rogue as possible.
"Something about where is he, and why is he blue, basically." Vincent said to him.
"Wait, you know Spanish?" Tucker asked.
"I know enough to get by." Vincent said with a shrug.
"Man, it really feels good to get out of there once and a while." Came Church's voice. They all turned to see a pale transparent ghost form of Church. Let's just say that there was a lot of yelling and screaming, well except for Jamie who thought it was cool and kept waving his hand through Church.
The robot Lopez spoke up after things had came down. "Yo no tengo la menor idea cómo usted azul me obtuvo, pero mi wil de personas viene y aplasta sus fuerzas, yo Lopez, el pesado, maldice sus nombres, sus casas, sus familias y sus almas. Mis personas subirán y vencerán sus fuerzas." He said in a hateful and spiteful tone.
"I have no idea what he's talking about, do you?" Church asked Vincent.
"You don't want to know." He answered.
"Alright that's enough of that senior roboto." Church then vanished and the robot seemed to start jerking again. "Okay I got a body again." Church's voice came from the robot once again.
"So if you're a ghost where's this Tex?" Jean asked him.
"About ten yards behind you and about six feet down." Church replied.
Everyone got a confused look until they turned around and saw two graves in the ground.
"Oh, sorry." Jean said to him.
"Huh? Oh yeah, well what are you gonna do?" Church said in a none caring way. This caused a few uncertain looks.
"Dude she was your girlfriend, and your not sad she's gone?" Bobby said to him.
"You didn't know Tex that well." Church said to him deadpan.
"Yeah she was a compete psycho, literally." Tucker said to them all.
"Alright look if you guys want to hang around you might as well pull your weight around here." Church told them.
"Like what bub?" Logan asked.
"Uh...let's see....can any of you fix a tank?" Church looked to see no one step forward. "Great." He said depressed.
"Now no one will fix Sheila." Caboose said sadly.
"Who's Sheila, uh, Caboose was it?" Scott asked the man in blue armor.
"She's the lady in the tank, and my name's really O'Malley."
"Then why do they call you Caboose? Didn't you correct them?"
"I didn't want to be difficult."
"Why?"
"Because that's being counter-productive."
"Yeah like you've been real productive so far." Tucker said to him. "First you call Church's girlfriend a slut, then give the red's our flag, then you kill Church by blowing him up with the tank, then you shoot the red army's sergeant that Church had possessed in the head, yeah you've been real productive so far."
Caboose looked straight at Tucker "I'M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR EYES AND DRINK THE BLOOD OUT OF YOUR EMPTY SOCKETS."
"Oh I know how about we ask them to take the Red's flag? The blue guy can teleport by himself." Caboose then said going back to his normal voice.
Church and Tucker looked at each other then at Kurt. "You can teleport?" Kurt nodded his head. "Great you can get the flag."
"Yeah I guess looking like a messed up blue monkey has its advantages. Tucker said before being blown into the wall by one of Amanda's force bolts.
"That's my boyfriend you're talking about!" Amada yelled at him.
Church looked down at Tucker. "You know, I don't really mind you guys hurting Tucker, in fact I'm enjoying this a lot, but could we get back to matter at hand?"
"Why do you guys want a flag?" Jean asked them, a little confused.
"Because...because it's the flag, it's...it's just important." Church said, trying to reason it out.
"Why?" Jamie asked.
"It just is."
"Fine, let's go guys." Scott told them and moved on, they all looked at each other confused then ran up to him.
Tucker finally picked himself up. "I can't believe I got my ass kicked my two different girls. I am such a wimp."
"Yes. Yes you are, Tucker you should be vary ashamed of yourself." Church told him, enjoying doing so.
When they caught up with Scott, Jean approached him first. "Scott you're not serious are you?" Jean asked him, worried that he was going to actually do this.
"Of course not, those guys were nuts, I just figured we got a better change at the other base." Scott said to her.
Jean thought about it. "Good point, not everyone can be like those guys."
RED BASE
"Have you ever thought of why we're here?" Grif in the orange armor, asked Simmons in the crimson armor.
"Oh God not this again, look we've already been through all of this, so let's just skip it alright?" Simmons said to him angrily.
"Hey guys we've got movement." Donut in the pink armor said to the two of them. "There's a whole bunch of people coming from the blur base."
Simmons and Grif went to the top of the short structure and looked into the distance. Grif pulled out his sniper rifle and zoomed in. "Guys you're not gonna believe this."
"What is it?" Said a gruff voice from behind they all turned around to see the Sarge in his red armor.
"Sir we got a whole lot of people coming in from the blue base." Grif told him.
The Sarge looked in the distance at them. "Whoa Nelly. Alright line up you three." They all did. "I'm going to ask for a volunteer to face the enemy while we watch-er I mean while we gather data on what kind of threat they are. Will anyone step forward?"
Donut and Grif took a step back while Simmons didn't move at all.
"Good enough, Simmons you're up."
"What?" Simmons asked then looked around and found Donut and Grif a foot behind him. "Oh you back stabbing cock-bites."
****
The mutants were near the base when a guy in crimson armor poped out from behind a hill. "Alright hold it right there. Who are you and what are you doing with the blue army?"
"Look we're not with the blue army we just stopped off, and was hoping you guys aren't nuts like they are." Scott told him.
Simmons thought about this. "Well you don't look lie you're from the Blue Army, well except for maybe him." Simmons said pointing at Kurt. "You know being blue and all, but I think the Sarge will want to talk to you."
Scott exhaled sharply. "If we have to."
RED BASE
Simmons and the mutants had gathered behind the base.
"Simmons I can't believe you manage to capture all of these blue soldiers alone without firing once." Sarge said proudly.
"Uh, actually they said they weren't actually part of the Blue Army and you got to admit they don't look the part." Simmons told him.
"Yeah I think I have to agree with Simmons with this one." Donut said.
"Whoa you're a guy? I though you were a girl." Bobby said on hearing Donut's voice.
"What?! Why do you think that?"
"Well you ARE in pink dude."
"It's not pink! It's a vary light, light red."
"Donut it's pink, just face it already." Grif told his teammate.
"It's like okay, pink is totally my favorite color anyway. Besides you must be very secure in your masculinity to wear pink." Kitty said in her happy attitude voice.
"I don't know whether to be glad or insulted by that." Donut said more to himself than anyone else.
*I'm getting the feeling that these guys are just as bad as the other ones.* Jean sent to Scott through her mind.
*Yeah I'm getting that impression too. I'm thinking we should leave and just wait for the remote to recharge, tell the others will you.*
Jean nodded her head and sent their plan to the others, who also got the feeling that they should leave. Kurt moved close to Logan, Jamie and Scott, while Amanda did the same and moved to Kitty, Jean and Bobby.
Rogue and Vincent being invulnerable would be able to take care of themselves.
"Look I'm in charge and I say we get some information out of them." Sarge said to his men. Then Kurt disappeared with his group, followed by Amanda and her group and then Vincent grabbed Rogue and speed away at super speed.
"Son of a Bitch!" Sarge said.
"Son of a Bitch!" Simmons said.
"Son of a Bitch!" Grif said
"Whoa that was so cool." Donut said, which earned him a series of looks from the others. "Shut up rookie." Grif told him.
****
The mutants took up the time waiting for the device to recharge next to the side of the canyon. Thankfully it didn't take too long.
"I wonder where we'll end up next?" Bobby asked.
"As long as it isn't here I don't care." Logan said, everyone seemed to agree and left without a second thought of that place.
NEXT UP CHAPTER 6: SLIDERS & GLADIATORS
That's right I'm combining the Sliders series (a show about a group of people that travel to other dimensions) and American Gladiators. But it's not the same show you remember, trust me you won't see what's coming."
Translations: 1)-Dónde el Infierno es yo? Quién es usted tipos? Por que soy pintado yo azul?
1)-Where the Hell am I? Who are you guys? Why am I painted blue?
2)Yo no tengo la menor idea cómo usted azul me obtuvo, pero mi wil de personas viene y aplasta sus fuerzas, yo Lopez, el pesado, maldice sus nombres, sus casas, sus familias y sus almas. Mis personas subirán y vencerán sus fuerzas.
2) I have no idea how you blue's got me, but my people will come and crush your forces, I Lopez , the heavy, curse your names, your houses, your families and your souls. My people will rise and vanquish your forces.