Not Again!-The Musical Sequel
by. Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: (mumble) I'll disclaim you, you....
Author's Note: Look at speed of my updates! Am I feeling really creative or am I just trying to hurry up before the vacations over? We'll see...
SCENE 7- Why you shouldn't eat Mexican food before bedtime
The Party Central (at night)
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. are sleeping. Well, most of them are sleeping)
(SCOTT is standing outside JEAN'S balcony)
*ONE SONG (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)*
*SCOTT*
One Song
I have but one song
One song
Only for you
One heart
Tenderly beating
Ever entreating
Constant and true
One love
That has possessed me
One love
Thrilling me through
One song
My heart keeps singing
Of one love
Only for you
(A lamp is telekinetically flung at SCOTT'S head)
JEAN'S VOICE:
Scott, for God's sake, shut up!
SCOTT:
Okay honey! Are you sure you don't want me to recite all the 152 sonnets of Shakespeare for you?
(A dressing table is telekinetically flung at SCOTT'S head)
*~*~*~*~*
(TODD'S dreamsequence)
(TODD is on a mountain singing)
*GO THE DISTANCE (Hercules)*
*TODD*
I have often dreamed
Of a far-off place
Where a great warm welcome
Will be waiting for me
Where the crowds will cheer
When they see my face
And a voice keeps saying
This is where I'm meant to be
I will find my way
I can go the distance
I'll be there someday
If I can be strong
I know ev'ry mile
Will be worth my while
I would go most anywhere
to feel like I belong
I am on my way
I can go the distance
I don't care how far
Somehow I'll be strong
I know ev'ry mile
Will be worth my while
I would go most anywhere
to find where I belong
(Suddenly a huge bottle of showergel falls from the sky)
TODD:
AAAAAAH!
*~*~*~*~*
(KURT'S dream flashback. The whole MYSTIQUE -dumping-him-in-the-river- thing)
(MYSTIQUE runs away from MAGNETO'S flying kitties of DOOM!) (A/N: What? You can't just say "doom", you have to say DOOM!", it won't work any other way)
(MYSTIQUE manages to shake the kitties of DOOM! from her tail and we get a nice motherly moment)
*RIVER LULLABY (Prince of Egypt)*
*MYSTIQUE*
Hush now, my baby
Be still, love, don't cry
Sleep as you're rocked by the stream
Sleep and remember my last lullaby
So I'll be with you when you dream
River, o river
Flow gently for me
Such precious cargo you bear
Do you know somewhere
he can live free?
River, deliver him there...
(MYSTIQUE puts ultra-kawaii BABY-KURT in a basket, which floats away in the extermely dangerous looking river)
KURT:
AAAAAH!
(KURT wakes up, with TODD next to him)
KURT:
Todd, I zought you vere going to sleep in your room tonight.
TODD:
I was, yo. But I had a wicked bad-ass nightmare.
KURT:
Aww. You poor zing.
(Cute cuddling ensues)
*~*~*~*~*
(ROGUE'S dreamsequence)
(ROGUE wanders around a very peculiar place. A place that somehow seems familiar)
*ONCE UPON A DECEMBER (Anastasia)*
*ROGUE*
Dancing bears,
Painted wings,
Things I almost remember,
And a song someone sings
Once upon a December.
Someone holds me safe and warm.
Horses prance through a silver storm.
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
Someone holds me safe and warm
Horses prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory...
Far away, long ago,
Glowing dim as an ember,
Things my heart
Used to know,
Things it yearns to remember...
And a song
Someone sings
Once upon a December
(ROGUE wakes up)
ROGUE:
Oh shit... The past has returned.
(Dramatic music)
Author's Note: Oooh, Rogue's past. What shall we find out? What secrets shall be revealed? You'll just have to keep reading, cause I ain't telling. Neener neener neener!
Disclaimer: (mumble) I'll disclaim you, you....
Author's Note: Look at speed of my updates! Am I feeling really creative or am I just trying to hurry up before the vacations over? We'll see...
SCENE 7- Why you shouldn't eat Mexican food before bedtime
The Party Central (at night)
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. are sleeping. Well, most of them are sleeping)
(SCOTT is standing outside JEAN'S balcony)
*ONE SONG (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)*
*SCOTT*
One Song
I have but one song
One song
Only for you
One heart
Tenderly beating
Ever entreating
Constant and true
One love
That has possessed me
One love
Thrilling me through
One song
My heart keeps singing
Of one love
Only for you
(A lamp is telekinetically flung at SCOTT'S head)
JEAN'S VOICE:
Scott, for God's sake, shut up!
SCOTT:
Okay honey! Are you sure you don't want me to recite all the 152 sonnets of Shakespeare for you?
(A dressing table is telekinetically flung at SCOTT'S head)
*~*~*~*~*
(TODD'S dreamsequence)
(TODD is on a mountain singing)
*GO THE DISTANCE (Hercules)*
*TODD*
I have often dreamed
Of a far-off place
Where a great warm welcome
Will be waiting for me
Where the crowds will cheer
When they see my face
And a voice keeps saying
This is where I'm meant to be
I will find my way
I can go the distance
I'll be there someday
If I can be strong
I know ev'ry mile
Will be worth my while
I would go most anywhere
to feel like I belong
I am on my way
I can go the distance
I don't care how far
Somehow I'll be strong
I know ev'ry mile
Will be worth my while
I would go most anywhere
to find where I belong
(Suddenly a huge bottle of showergel falls from the sky)
TODD:
AAAAAAH!
*~*~*~*~*
(KURT'S dream flashback. The whole MYSTIQUE -dumping-him-in-the-river- thing)
(MYSTIQUE runs away from MAGNETO'S flying kitties of DOOM!) (A/N: What? You can't just say "doom", you have to say DOOM!", it won't work any other way)
(MYSTIQUE manages to shake the kitties of DOOM! from her tail and we get a nice motherly moment)
*RIVER LULLABY (Prince of Egypt)*
*MYSTIQUE*
Hush now, my baby
Be still, love, don't cry
Sleep as you're rocked by the stream
Sleep and remember my last lullaby
So I'll be with you when you dream
River, o river
Flow gently for me
Such precious cargo you bear
Do you know somewhere
he can live free?
River, deliver him there...
(MYSTIQUE puts ultra-kawaii BABY-KURT in a basket, which floats away in the extermely dangerous looking river)
KURT:
AAAAAH!
(KURT wakes up, with TODD next to him)
KURT:
Todd, I zought you vere going to sleep in your room tonight.
TODD:
I was, yo. But I had a wicked bad-ass nightmare.
KURT:
Aww. You poor zing.
(Cute cuddling ensues)
*~*~*~*~*
(ROGUE'S dreamsequence)
(ROGUE wanders around a very peculiar place. A place that somehow seems familiar)
*ONCE UPON A DECEMBER (Anastasia)*
*ROGUE*
Dancing bears,
Painted wings,
Things I almost remember,
And a song someone sings
Once upon a December.
Someone holds me safe and warm.
Horses prance through a silver storm.
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory
Someone holds me safe and warm
Horses prance through a silver storm
Figures dancing gracefully
Across my memory...
Far away, long ago,
Glowing dim as an ember,
Things my heart
Used to know,
Things it yearns to remember...
And a song
Someone sings
Once upon a December
(ROGUE wakes up)
ROGUE:
Oh shit... The past has returned.
(Dramatic music)
Author's Note: Oooh, Rogue's past. What shall we find out? What secrets shall be revealed? You'll just have to keep reading, cause I ain't telling. Neener neener neener!