Ompa Lumpas in Normandy

General: prepare to land

Ompas: ompa lumpa dumpaty do we are going to fight the fouls

Privite: damn im stuck with a bunch of drugattic midgets who are singing

Ompa1: (pulls out a cigerette) geez whats your problem

Ompa2: (sniffs maryyowana) this is for medical use

General: docking in 3...2...1 go go go weve landed

Ompas: ompa lumpa dumapty do I see nazi shooting at you

Ompa1: what do you get when your head is blown off

Ompa2: you get a big ass in-jur-y

Ompas: lalalalalalalala

A sniper shoots ompa1

Ompas oh great we lost our first melody ompa3 your now melody one

Privite: damn you umpas

Ompas: umpa lumpa dumpaty

Ompa2: cut cut cut were off tune without umpa1 so lets finally get to killing nazis

Privite finaly (gets shot in the head)

Ompa2: (humminh) umpa lumpa dumpaty do what do you get when your partner is dead you get a friend who is shot down

Then the president decides to nuke normandy and all the umpas go to hell (I
know normandy wasn't nuked I just wanted an ending)