Not Again!-The Musical Sequel
by. Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: Honestly, quit bothering me! It's not mine!
Author's Note: I'm so sorry (grovel grovel)! I've just been so busy lately and then there's that damn writer's block...
SCENE 8-How to brake up a couple and make nailpolish last longer
The Party Central
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P are leaving for school)
KURT:
Where's all ze breakfast?
KITTY:
Sorry, Kurt. You're like, too late.
KURT:
Is zere any food left?
SCOTT:
None. Someone needs to go to the store.
KURT:
Nothing? Not even sugar?
FRED:
Pietro had all the sugar.
ALL:
WHAT!?
FRED:
I guess I should've stoped him.
(PIETRO runs in and he's on the sugarhigh of the century)
*I'VE GOTTA CROW (Peter Pan)*
*PIETRO*
Not me,
It's just that I am what I am
And I'm me!
When I look at myself
And I see in myself
All the wonderful things that I see
If I'm pleased with myself
I have ev'ry good reason to be.
I've gotta crow!
I'm just the cleverest fellow
'Twas ever my fortune to know;
I taught a trick to my shadow
To stick to the tip of my toe
I've gotta crow!
I've gotta brag!
I think it's sweet
I have fingers and feet I can wiggle and wag.
I can climb trees and play tag with the breeze
In the meadows below
I've gotta crow!
If I were a very ordinary
Ev'ry day thing,
I'd never be heard cock-a-doodling
'Round like a bird!
So Naturally
When I discover the cleverness of a remarkable me,
How can I hide it
When deep down inside it just tickles me so
That I've gotta let go and crow!
I'm really a rare thing,
Such a fair thing,
I can't keep still!
I'm bursting with pride
And I just couldn't keep it inside
If I tried so...
Naturally
When I discover the cleverness of a remarkable me,
How can I hide it
When deep down inside it just tickles me so
That I've gotta let go and crow!
(PIETRO runs off, heading towards the nearest sugarplantation I presume)
(KURT falls down on the floor and starts to cry)
KURT:
Vaah! I need food!
TODD:
Aww, don't worry yo. I'll go beat up some kid for his lunch.
KITTY:
Hey! I found some like, wheatseeds.
KURT:
I'm not a pigeon!
LANCE:
That's all we have for now. But I'll go buy some peoplefood after school. Okay?
KITTY:
Lance, you're like, so caring and still so rugged and dangerous.
(LANCE and KITTY start to make out)
SCOTT:
Yield the facesucking my friends! School awaits!
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P, exept PIETRO leave)
(KURT looks around and then stuffs his face full of seeds)
KURT:
It's just not ze same.
*~*~*~*~*
After school at the MegaFood-store
(LANCE, carrying a six-feet long list, is buyng about a truckload of food)
LANCE:
Next I need... hm... wasabi. Wasabi? Who of us could use it?
(LANCE bumps into... MARY-SUE)
MARY-SUE:
Oh, I am so very sorry! How could I do such a terrible thing?!
LANCE:
It's okay. Really, it's not a big deal.
MARY-SUE:
How can you forgive this unthinkable act of mine?
LANCE:
Uh...
MARY-SUE:
Let me help you. I shall do most anything!
LANCE:
You could help me get some wasabi.
MARY-SUE:
Oh, but wasabi has caused me so much pain in the past! I cannot!
LANCE:
How can wasabi cause you pain?
MARY-SUE:
I once put too much of it on my maki, it was so horrifying...
LANCE:
Okay. Well, I'll just find it myself.
MARY-SUE:
No wait! I must get over my fear of wasabi. I shall aid in your quest!
*~*~*~*~*
(After wandering around, LANCE and MARY-SUE have wound the wasabi and are leaving the store)
LANCE:
Thanks for the help.
MARY-SUE:
No, it is I who should be thanking you. You showed me I could conquer my fears.
*WHEN YOU BELIEVE (Prince of Egypt)*
*MARY-SUE*
Many nights I've prayed
With no hope anyone could hear.
In my heart a hopeful song I barely understood.
Now I am not afraid
Although I know there's much to fear.
I was moving mountains long before I knew I could.
There can be miracles when you believe.
Though hope is frail,it's hard to kill.
Who knows what miracles you can achieve
When you believe.
Somehow you will,
You will when you believe.
In this time of fear,
When prayer so often proved in vain,
Hope seemed like the summer birds
so swiftly flown away.
But now I'm standing here
With heart so full I can't explain
Seeking faith and speaking words I never thought I'd say.
There can be miracles when you believe.
Though hope is frail,it's hard to kill.
Who knows what miracles you can achieve
When you believe.
Somehow you will,
You will when you believe.
(Those pretty colourfull light appear again, making MARY-SUE look even more angelic then before, if it's possible)
LANCE:
You've got a great voice.
MARY-SUE:
How kind of you to say so. Lance...
LANCE:
Yeah?
MARY-SUE:
I... I...Love you.
LANCE:
Oh. Marvelous...
(LANCE and MARY-SUE kiss)
(Just then KITTY comes to see what the hell is taking LANCE so long with the shopping)
KITTY:
Like, gasp! You bastard!
LANCE:
Kitty-Kat?
KITTY:
I like, hate you so much right now. I like, like, like, like... Aargh! I can't even come up with the right word!
(KITTY storms away)
LANCE:
Kitty!
MARY-SUE:
Let her go, beloved.
LANCE:
Okay!
(Making out ensues)
Author's Note: That evil Mary-Sue, I hate her. Anyway, I thought that that Peter Pan song would be perfect for Pietro, so I just had to put it there. I hope, I'll have time to update a bit sooner next time. Till then, farewell!
Disclaimer: Honestly, quit bothering me! It's not mine!
Author's Note: I'm so sorry (grovel grovel)! I've just been so busy lately and then there's that damn writer's block...
SCENE 8-How to brake up a couple and make nailpolish last longer
The Party Central
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P are leaving for school)
KURT:
Where's all ze breakfast?
KITTY:
Sorry, Kurt. You're like, too late.
KURT:
Is zere any food left?
SCOTT:
None. Someone needs to go to the store.
KURT:
Nothing? Not even sugar?
FRED:
Pietro had all the sugar.
ALL:
WHAT!?
FRED:
I guess I should've stoped him.
(PIETRO runs in and he's on the sugarhigh of the century)
*I'VE GOTTA CROW (Peter Pan)*
*PIETRO*
Not me,
It's just that I am what I am
And I'm me!
When I look at myself
And I see in myself
All the wonderful things that I see
If I'm pleased with myself
I have ev'ry good reason to be.
I've gotta crow!
I'm just the cleverest fellow
'Twas ever my fortune to know;
I taught a trick to my shadow
To stick to the tip of my toe
I've gotta crow!
I've gotta brag!
I think it's sweet
I have fingers and feet I can wiggle and wag.
I can climb trees and play tag with the breeze
In the meadows below
I've gotta crow!
If I were a very ordinary
Ev'ry day thing,
I'd never be heard cock-a-doodling
'Round like a bird!
So Naturally
When I discover the cleverness of a remarkable me,
How can I hide it
When deep down inside it just tickles me so
That I've gotta let go and crow!
I'm really a rare thing,
Such a fair thing,
I can't keep still!
I'm bursting with pride
And I just couldn't keep it inside
If I tried so...
Naturally
When I discover the cleverness of a remarkable me,
How can I hide it
When deep down inside it just tickles me so
That I've gotta let go and crow!
(PIETRO runs off, heading towards the nearest sugarplantation I presume)
(KURT falls down on the floor and starts to cry)
KURT:
Vaah! I need food!
TODD:
Aww, don't worry yo. I'll go beat up some kid for his lunch.
KITTY:
Hey! I found some like, wheatseeds.
KURT:
I'm not a pigeon!
LANCE:
That's all we have for now. But I'll go buy some peoplefood after school. Okay?
KITTY:
Lance, you're like, so caring and still so rugged and dangerous.
(LANCE and KITTY start to make out)
SCOTT:
Yield the facesucking my friends! School awaits!
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P, exept PIETRO leave)
(KURT looks around and then stuffs his face full of seeds)
KURT:
It's just not ze same.
*~*~*~*~*
After school at the MegaFood-store
(LANCE, carrying a six-feet long list, is buyng about a truckload of food)
LANCE:
Next I need... hm... wasabi. Wasabi? Who of us could use it?
(LANCE bumps into... MARY-SUE)
MARY-SUE:
Oh, I am so very sorry! How could I do such a terrible thing?!
LANCE:
It's okay. Really, it's not a big deal.
MARY-SUE:
How can you forgive this unthinkable act of mine?
LANCE:
Uh...
MARY-SUE:
Let me help you. I shall do most anything!
LANCE:
You could help me get some wasabi.
MARY-SUE:
Oh, but wasabi has caused me so much pain in the past! I cannot!
LANCE:
How can wasabi cause you pain?
MARY-SUE:
I once put too much of it on my maki, it was so horrifying...
LANCE:
Okay. Well, I'll just find it myself.
MARY-SUE:
No wait! I must get over my fear of wasabi. I shall aid in your quest!
*~*~*~*~*
(After wandering around, LANCE and MARY-SUE have wound the wasabi and are leaving the store)
LANCE:
Thanks for the help.
MARY-SUE:
No, it is I who should be thanking you. You showed me I could conquer my fears.
*WHEN YOU BELIEVE (Prince of Egypt)*
*MARY-SUE*
Many nights I've prayed
With no hope anyone could hear.
In my heart a hopeful song I barely understood.
Now I am not afraid
Although I know there's much to fear.
I was moving mountains long before I knew I could.
There can be miracles when you believe.
Though hope is frail,it's hard to kill.
Who knows what miracles you can achieve
When you believe.
Somehow you will,
You will when you believe.
In this time of fear,
When prayer so often proved in vain,
Hope seemed like the summer birds
so swiftly flown away.
But now I'm standing here
With heart so full I can't explain
Seeking faith and speaking words I never thought I'd say.
There can be miracles when you believe.
Though hope is frail,it's hard to kill.
Who knows what miracles you can achieve
When you believe.
Somehow you will,
You will when you believe.
(Those pretty colourfull light appear again, making MARY-SUE look even more angelic then before, if it's possible)
LANCE:
You've got a great voice.
MARY-SUE:
How kind of you to say so. Lance...
LANCE:
Yeah?
MARY-SUE:
I... I...Love you.
LANCE:
Oh. Marvelous...
(LANCE and MARY-SUE kiss)
(Just then KITTY comes to see what the hell is taking LANCE so long with the shopping)
KITTY:
Like, gasp! You bastard!
LANCE:
Kitty-Kat?
KITTY:
I like, hate you so much right now. I like, like, like, like... Aargh! I can't even come up with the right word!
(KITTY storms away)
LANCE:
Kitty!
MARY-SUE:
Let her go, beloved.
LANCE:
Okay!
(Making out ensues)
Author's Note: That evil Mary-Sue, I hate her. Anyway, I thought that that Peter Pan song would be perfect for Pietro, so I just had to put it there. I hope, I'll have time to update a bit sooner next time. Till then, farewell!