UMPA LUMPAS AT THE WESTERN FRONT

Umpa1: (in the trench) hey umpas were are you

Umpa2-5: over here, we don't know were umpa6 is ok

Umpa1: (running to them and panting) found you

UMPA6'S BODY FLIES INTO THE TRENCH

Umpa4: I found him I think he has a chunk of his left side ripped off

Umpa1: we sing about this

Umpas: umpa lumpa dumpaty do we've got a problem waiting for you

Umpa1: what do you get when umpa6 is passed away

Umpa2: crap I don't know what would go with this

Umpa3: great your real smart arnt you umpa2

General: CHARGE take the enemy positions

Umpa1,3-5: (starts singing) umpa lumpa dumpaty do we have to take the enemy spot

UMPA1 GETS SHREADED TO PIECES BY A MASHINE GUN

Umpa2: finally, the ass is dead (gets shot too

Umpa3,4,5: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh retreat

General: WTF are they doing I told them to take enemy position and the go awale

THE PRESIDENT DECIDES TO NUKE THE WESTERN FRONT AND UMPA3,4,5 MEET UMPA1&2 AT HELL AND THEY ALL SING TO THE DEVILA ND THE DEVIL SENDS THEM TO A PLACE
FARTHER DOWN THEN HELL OH WELL TOO BAD FOR THE UMPAS