DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN X-MEN: EVOLUTION OR STAR TREK

Fire inu: Yeah I know that's why I commented on it. I mean it would have been the first thing I would have done after finding his weakness. BTW, you might want to check your spelling when reviewing.

Raliena: Well I'll fit in as many as I can for you.

DemonRogue13: Hope you enjoy this one too.

Damn-my-name-was-taken: I don't remember that episode I haven't seen most of the episodes in years, and I only saw the ones I downloaded off of Kazaa.

Insanity: All right, I think I can use them, also I may not do a chapter about some of those things but read on for what I like to call "highlights" of certain trips I didn't show.

Red Witch: Well Odo is in the Great Link, but you just gave me an idea for Quark.

REALITY TRIP

CHAPTER 8: HANGING OUT AT STARFLEET

"Okay now here are we?" Bobby said in a bad mood. After the last few jumps everyone's nerves were nearly tapped out. They all looked around to see if there were any familiar landmarks.

"San Francisco." Scott said. Bobby turned to him. "How do you know that?" Scott pointed to something in the distance and Bobby saw the golden gate bridge. "Oh."

Then a federation shuttlecraft flew overhead. "The hell was that?" Logan said started at the thing, which to him looked like a space ship.

"By the looks of a Federation shuttlecraft." Vincent said looking at it. He saw the looks of the few of them that didn't watch any sci-fi. "We're in Star Trek, somewhere after the Next Generation I think."

"Later then that." Bobby said pointed at a couple of people in federation uniforms. It was the current black and gray uniforms. "This is sometime near the end of DS9 or later." Everyone gave him a look.

"What?" He said defensively. "So I like Star Trek so sue me." He grumbled.

"Well we might as well enjoy ourselves. Since there's no way we can get into any trouble here, plus we don't need money since no one has used it on Earth for a couple of centuries." Vincent said.

"Wait a minute." Scott said. "How can an economy work without any money?" Vincent just shrugged. "I don't know they never went into it. I guess we might find out eh?"

"Yeah well at least it's not our last jump." Jean mumbled to herself. "Oh like get over yourself Jean, it could have been worse." Kitty told her.

"Worse?" Jean said astonished. "We got stuck in the dark ages, Kurt and I were nearly burn at the stake because his inducer went on the fritz and I was thought to be a witch just because I'm a red head." She said angrily.

"At least someone didn't try to buy you off from everyone thinking you were their slave girl." Amanda said darkly.

"At least ya wasn't mistaken as a prostitute because of your make-up." Rogue said sharply. "Ah mean I'm only just eight-teen."

"Actually I think I saw a few girls younger than you that were...uh...well you know." Vincent said.

"I don't know what your complaining about, those two before that one were worse in my opinion." Logan said to them all.

"What, you mean the My Little Pony and Care Bear worlds?" Jamie asked the burley Canadian. He just let out a low growl.

"Hey I liked the Pony one." Kitty said to Logan. "Of course YOU would." Bobby snickered. Kitty shot him a glare and immediately looked at the other side of the street, trying to look for something more interesting to look at.

"Yeah Bobby you really should be more careful with what you say and do, remember how you acted after you got that Care Bear stare of theirs?" Jean said with a smirk. Everyone else smiled at that with the exception of Logan.

"Yeah you were all huggy-feely after it and you were clinging to Logan hugging him for so long, I thought we might need the jaws-of-life to pry you off." Jamie said, and this caused a few rounds of laughter. Bobby looked down at the floor completely embarrassed from the ordeal and Logan didn't care for it either.

"Yeah and it was so funny seeing Mr. Logan actually getting along with the grumpy blue one too." Kitty said between laughs and this caused everyone to start laughing all over again.

*****

They came across what looked like some kind of restaurant or maybe a bar or something. The sign on the outside said Quarks.

Vincent arched an eyebrow and looked at Bobby. "It couldn't be the same one can it? He's supposed to be on DS9." Vincent just shrugged at Bobby's question.

"Well it looks like a nice place to relax for awhile anyway." Scott said. "After everything I think we could use a break." The rest of them agreed and went in.

*****

Quark the Ferengi was looking over his new operation. He didn't know why he never thought of branching his bar into a franchise before. Currently he had one on the Klingon home world, Vulcan and now Earth.

'I should have thought of this years ago.' Quark thought to himself with a smile. The place was near the federation headquarters to the place was always had business. He had not only humans but also many other races.

"Ferengi!" Cried out a familiar voice. He turned around, shocked to see the Federation Ambassador to the Klingon Empire, Ambassador Worf. "Of all the places in the universe why did you have to walk into mine?"

"Because I told him about this place and he didn't believe me." Came the voice of Miles O'Brian. He was currently the Professor of Engineering at Starfleet Academy, which wasn't far from where he was.

"O'Brian why did you bring him here?" Quark groaned. O'Brian just smiled. "Because I knew how you would react."

Quark shook his head, and looked at the Klingon. "Let me guess, prune juice right?" Worf nodded his head. Quark was too focus on two of his old friends that he missed seeing a certain group of teenagers and an adult walk in and take a couple of empty tables.

Elsewhere in the bar there was another group of old friends seeing each other again. Sitting together were Seven of Nine, The Doctor, Tuvok, and B'Elanna and Tom Paris.

"So how are my favorite married couple doing?" The Doctor pleasantly asked.

"We're doing fine, I'm just glad Tom's parents wanted to look after our daughter so we could get out for this." B'Elanna told him. Tom smiled at them. "Well she's their first and only grandchild, of course they want to spend time with her."

"The reasons why human grandparents spoil the offspring of their children escapes me." Seven said in her normal neutral tone.

"I too also fail to see why humans do that, but humans are illogical at the best of times." Tuvok told them. Tom smiled broadly at the Vulcan. "Was there a joke in there?"

Tuvok only raised an eyebrow and cocked his head. "Certainly not, and I don't see why you should insult me by saying so." He responded to Tom, in the only way a Vulcan can, by sounding offended but not really being offended at the same time.

"Well this is a great surprise." A female voice said to them. The all turned around to see their old captain behind them.

"Admiral." They all said in unison and started to raise also, she waved then back down. "What are you doing here?" Tom asked her.

"I'm meeting a friend here." She told them.

"Anyone we know?" B'Elanna asked with a smirk on her face. Admiral Janeway caught the look B'Elanna was giving her. "It's not what you think, and yes you've heard of him, and that's all your getting."

They were about to ask another question when a captain came up to them, and not just any captain, but Captain Picard. "Ah Admiral I hope I'm not late. I was overseeing the last minute overhauling of the Enterprise in orbit before I came down." Picard said to her.

"Not at all." She said with a smile. "By the way I'd like to introduce you to some of my old crew. This is Seven, and The Doctor who are working in the Think Tank at HQ, and Tuvok who is currently an instructor at the academy, and of course B'Elanna and Tom Paris."

They all nodded their heads as their names were called, and Picard greeted them in turn.

BACK AT THE MUTANT TABLE

They had gotten a round of drinks, for some reason that escaped Logan the beer he got didn't have any kick to it and all he could get for the kids was root beer. And everytime he gave his beer a strange look Bobby and Vincent kept smirking.

"Alright what is it?" He demanded. Bobby spoke up first. "That's probably synthahol you're drinking." Logan gave him a questioning look. "Synthetic alcohol." Vincent clarified.

Logan looked back down at his drink and gave a low growl.

"Hey guys look who's at ze table over zere." Kurt said pointing. "Cool, Seven of Nine, The Doc, Tuvok, B'Elanna, Tom, and Janeway and Picard." Vincent said naming them all off.

"Wow this is kind of cool." Kitty said staring at them. Unknowingly to the others she was a closet trekkie and wanted to keep it that way, they already had enough ammunition with her driving, cooking and they way she talked, she didn't want to give them anything else to work with.

"Yeah, well keep away from them, I want a low profile here." Logan said discouraging any thought of interaction.

"Well if we can't meet them I'm going over to that pool table thing over there." Bobby pointed to it at the other side of the bar. "No one's using it so I might as well have something to do."

Bobby left the table with Jamie, Kurt and Amanda. The others spent the time just talking about all the weirdness they had come across, and not fifteen minutes had passed when they noticed Vincent was looking over at were the others were, a look on his face that screamed out, there's going to be trouble.

"What is it?" Scott asked turning around to see Bobby and the others.

"You see those two groups of aliens?" Scott saw two groups heading to the pool table, and nodded. "Well one of them are Klingons, a warrior race with a short temper, and the really ugly ones are I believe Nausicaans. Real badasses, and not too friendly."

Logan gave a growl. "There's going to be trouble isn't there?" He asked sarcastically. "Just once I like to land somewhere where we don't get into trouble."

Vincent exhaled and got up. "I better get over there before Bobby mouths off to them, anyone else care to go?" Rogue of course got up, while the other four stayed in their seats.

"Just don't start a fight." Logan warned him. Vincent just gave him a smile. "I don't start fights Logan....I do however end them."

"There's going to be a fight isn't there?" Scott said Logan nodded his head.

Picard and Janeway were talking along with the some of the Voyager crew when a familiar pair of voices caught his attention, Picard looked to see O'Brian and Worf walking to them.

"Well today must be a day for reunions." The Enterprise captain said rising to great and shake their hands. "What are you two doing here?"

"Well sir, I teach over at the academy now, and Worf here is on Earth on business and looked me up. I brought him here to see that Ferengi over there that owns this place." O'Brian told his old captain. "We both know him from Deep Space Nine."

Further discussion was interrupted when a few shouts were heard. The group all turned to see several Klingons and Nausicans giving trouble to a group of human (except for a blue alien boy none of them recognized what species he belonged to)

Apparently the two alien groups were commandeering the game for themselves. Worf let out a disgusted breath. "Know those Klingons Worf?" Picard asked him. He nodded his head. "They are appointed to guard me on my trip to Earth, however I should have a few words with them."

"Looks like someone beat you to it." Tom said. They saw a dark haired teenager and a girl with lots of make-up and had a white streak in her brown hair go up to them. They couldn't make out the words but neither one of them were intimidated.

"Either those two are extremely brave or extremely insane." The Doctor said looking at them.

"I don't know about the girl, but the boy is defiantly a warrior." Worf said looking at Vincent. "How can you tell that by merely looking at him?" Seven asked.

"It's they way he walked and the way he's standing right now. All his muscles are tensed and ready to strike out, yet he hides it and look on the expression on his face. It is of someone who has seen battle and he will not flinch."

Just then one of the Nausicans started to poke him in the chest to their amazement he snatched the hand very quickly and the Nausican actually got down on his knees crying in pain.

His two buddies went to help out, but the girl next to him kicked one of them so hard he slammed into the other one and they both went flying into a table.

The members at the Federation table couldn't believe that the two humans had just taken out the three of them so effortlessly. Now the Klingons were getting in Vincent's face. He was still holding the hand of the other Nausican while he tried pounding on Vincent's hand and everything to try and get lose.

Vincent just looked at the Klingons, making it look like he didn't evern feel the Nausican's attempts. By now the entire place was watching what was going on. Then one of the Klingon's made the mistake of pulling a knife to exaggerate a threat and all hell broke lose.

Bobby had ices up the Klingon's hand so he dropped the knife as he howled from the intense cold. The other two went after the group of mutants.

Amanda blasted one and he went flying into a table, not to the pleasure of those sitting there. Then Rogue grabbed one and threw him literally across the room. Vincent had let go of the Nausican and soon a brawl started up.

Several of the clients tried to get out, a group of cadets however had gotten their drinks spilled on them, and now they were in the fight, as well as several other customers. Quark tried to get to the communication station. 'Why did I think hu-mons would be a good source of business?' He thought to himself as he tried to call for security.

Picard, Janeway and the others couldn't avoid getting caught up in the brawl. It was several minutes until security arrived. Near the end Worf had grabbed Jamie and was going to question him on his friends someone turned him around.

The next thing he knew he felt a very hard fist connecting to his face, sending him to the floor. Logan had seen him grab Jamie and had gone for him. As Worf was on the ground, Logan jumped on him and unsheathed his claws and dug them into the floor right next to his head.

Worf looked into Logan's eyes and saw a type of animal fury that could match any Klingon, maybe even more so. He also knew he should do anything at all to make him even madder.

"Security hold it." Logan turned to see a hole lot of Federation security forces with phasers drawn. "Just great." Logan muttered.

Everyone had been taken to a holding facility. Including Picard, Janeway and the others. Picard didn't like the idea of what Rikker would say when he learned his captain was involved in a bar brawl.

It was several hours later and the mutants were still in the cell. "How can we get thrown into jail, twice?" Bobby moaned.

"Well if Vincent didn't start the fight." Scott snapped. "Mr. I-don't-start- fights-I-end-them."

"Scott, leave him alone." Rogue warned him. "Ah was there too, and those creeps were asking for it."

"Well he could have practiced a little more restraint back there." Scott said back to her.

"Tomber mort et mourir." Vincent said back to him, in a not too friendly tone. "What was that?" Scott asked.

"I think he said drop dead and die." Kitty said, who had taken French one semester and remembered just enough to piece together what he said.

Before Scott could say anything else several people walked up to their cell. It was in fact the Federation group from the bar, some not looking so pleased. Janeway stepped forward being the senior officer of the bunch.

"Okay since we saw that the Nausicans clearly started it, we'll let you go." Janeway stopped at the look of relief of it. "But we do have questions. For instance we detected a unique gene in your systems, and we also want to now how you did some of the things you did."

"You guys might want to get a few chairs, this is going to be a big one." Scott said to them.

*****

"Astonishing. This X-gene gives you all unique abilities?" The Doctor had been extremely interested in the X-gene and he and Jean were in a discussion about it.

After the usual talk they had shown them that they could easily have gotten out of the cell. Kurt and Amanda teleported and Kitty phased her hand in the wall shorting out the force field.

After that they had to admit they could have escaped. They were currently Starfleet Academy since they didn't feel Starfleet HQ would be suitable.

O'Brian, Seven, and B'Elanna were analyzing Forge's control device with Kitty and Vincent making sure they didn't do anything to it, sine they were the closest things to experts to the device.

Jamie had bugged Worf for cool Klingon stories since he knew Klingon's had very violent stories. Jamie was really enjoying the stories.

The others were getting asked a lot of questions. Tom being obsessed with the 20th century was firing away most of the questions.

Picard and Janeway were talking to Scott mostly since Logan didn't really feel up to chatting away with them. So he was just standing in the corner, Tuvok rarely took his eyes off him, because he seemed to be more hostile than any other human he had observed.

"So in your reality there is another race of humans, and you are met with open hostility." Janeway said sympathetically.

"Hostility doesn't do it justice. Some of us have been hunted down, other experimented on." Scott said darkly.

Both the captain and admiral tensed up at that. "I see." Picard had said. The closest thing to that he might have gone through when he was assimilated by the Borg all those years ago.

Scott could see the expression on his face that he could see, although he wasn't sure how.

"This is amazing." O'Brian said looking over the readings. "Even with our level of technology we couldn't have come up with this. And you saw this Forge is just a teenager?"

"Well kinda. He was like stuck in this pocket universe where he didn't age for a few decades...but basically yeah." Kitty told him.

"I just wish I could understand all this better." Vincent said looking at a screen where he had imputed all of Forge's notes (at super speed of course) on the computer.

Seven however was still trying to read through it all. "You say you remember all of this after only reading the plans once?" She wasn't sure whether to believe him or not after he nodded his head.

"It could take weeks to figure this all out." B'Elanna told them. Then the device started blinking. "Well looks like your time is up." Kitty told them, holding up the device. "This blinking means its ready to go again."

"Do you really have to go so soon, we may find a way to help you out." O'Brian asked them. Vincent shook his head. "Sorry but the others are mostly going out of their minds right now, so we should try and hurry back as soon as possible."

The engineers nodded their head. The voyager crew could sympathies with their cause. It had taken seven years for them to get back to Earth, from the Delta Quadrant.

As the mutants gathered together a thought hit Scott. "Hey what about all the damage to that bar we were at?"

Picard smiled gently at him. "We took care of it, besides he seemed to have the place insured so he stands to have a profit from all of this, and there seems to be some kind of unauthorized video of the fight going around also."

O'Brian smiled and gave a little laugh. "Why am I not surprised he would find a way to make a profit from all of this?"

"Yeah well sorry things got carried away back there anyway." Vincent apologized.

Kitty got the remote ready. "Well here goes, let like hope this takes us home for a change."

The mutants then disappeared in a flash of light. Leaving all the Federation members looking astonished at their exit.

"Well today has certainly been interesting, and here I thought getting the Enterprise a refit on Earth would be boring." Picard said to the rest.

NEXT UP CHAPTER 9: ON THE SET OF X2

Originally I thought of doing the movie-verse, but I thought it would be more fun if the actors meet the 'real deal'.