Not Again!-The Musical Sequel
by. Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: Honestly, quit bothering me! It's not mine!
Author's Note: Yet again I'M SO SORRY!! It's not really my fault, the computer has been acting up lately. I think dad's going to buy a new hard- drive for. I say we should get a whole new computer, but oh well... I hope this thing (computer) won't be tilting for a while, so that I can work on these over-due updates during my Christmass-vacation. Hope people, hope hard...
On a sidenote, since some of you must've wandered what wasabi and maki are, I'll enlighten you a little. Wasabi is this green, spicy goo used in sushi and maki in one type of sushi (the one with seaweed on it, and actually there are many different kinds of makis).
Now, back to the fic!
SCENE 9- The Latest Loveaffairs
The Party Central
(KITTY storms in)
KITTY:
AAAARHG!!!
(JEAN enters)
JEAN:
Is something wrong?
KITTY:
Oh, what in the world would make you think that?!
JEAN:
Well, you're sort of giving me these angry vibes.
KITTY:
That shithole Lance kissed the new girl!
JEAN:
Marvelous?
KITTY:
No, it's not marvelous. It's a friggin' catastrophe! My whole lovelife has gone down a fucking toilet!
JEAN:
Oh dear, you haven't said "like" for many lines now. Maybe you should go to bed for a while.
KITTY:
I'm not going into the cesspool of linen where I gave my virginity to that monkeyfeces for a brain!
(JEAN backs away very carefully)
JEAN:
Heh. Scott! Get the tranquilizer!
*~*~*~*~*
Later, after KITTY has gotten enough tranquilizer to kill an elephant...
(ROGUE is sitting by a window, sighing)
ROGUE:
Sigh.
(KITTY and JEAN appear at the door)
JEAN:
Did we just hear a forlorn sigh?
ROGUE:
No.
KITTY:
Somebody's in love.
ROGUE:
Somebody's gonna be dead soon.
JEAN:
Could this all be about a certain witch?
ROGUE:
I swear, one day I'm going to become a bad guy and kill you.
JEAN:
Aww. Our Rogy's in love with Wanda.
ROGUE:
Did say anything pointing to that? Cause I don't think I did.
KITTY:
Come on, even I can like, see what's going on.
ROGUE:
Oh boy.
*I WON'T SAY I'M IN LOVE (Hercules)*
*ROGUE*
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No one is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
*JEAN and KITTY*
Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
She's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
*ROGUE*
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
*JEAN and KITTY*
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
*ROGUE*
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
*JEAN and KITTY*
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
*ROGUE*
No chance, now way
I won't say it, no, no
*JEAN and KITTY*
Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love
*ROGUE*
This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
*JEAN and KITTY*
You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love
*ROGUE*
You're way off base
I won't say it
Get off my case
I won't say it
*JEAN and KITTY*
Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
*ROGUE*
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
KITTY:
Grouphug!
ROGUE:
Keep away from me!
(ROGUE runs off)
KITTY:
That's like, so cute.
JEAN:
Our unique rebel is growing up.
*~*~*~*~*
In a hallway
(ROGUE runs into WANDA)
ROGUE:
Oh, sorry.
WANDA:
No problem, I like getting concussions. Why were runing?
ROGUE:
It just seemed approriate.
WANDA:
For what?
ROGUE:
Kitty tryed to hug me.
WANDA:
Good reason. I'm not into to all that touchy feely stuff either.
ROGUE:
Yeah. But you don't kill people if you touch them.
WANDA:
I could, if I was angry enough.
ROGUE:
Sometimes I might actually like to cuddle with someone.
WANDA:
You know, there might be a way to do that.
ROGUE:
How?
WANDA:
Well, I could use my incredibly confusing powers to make that happen.
ROGUE:
Are you sure?
WANDA:
Think about it this way, if it doesn't work and I die, then I don't have waste my time by hating everything. And if it does work, then hurray!
* A WHOLE NEW WORLD (Aladdin)*
*WANDA*
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways, and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
*ROGUE*
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world
With you
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world A hundred thousand things to see
I'm like a shooting star,
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be
*BOTH*
A whole new world
Every turn a surprize
With new horrizons to pursue
Every moment gets better
I'll chase them anywhere,
there's time to spare,
let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wonderous place
For you and me
(Making out ensues, complete with brilliant fireworks ala Wanda)
(PIETRO enters and stars to sing)
*BEAUTY AND THE BEAST/ROGY AND THE WITCH (Beauty and the Beast)*
*PIETRO*
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly.
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Rogy and the Witch.
Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise.
Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong.
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Rogy and the Witch.
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Rogy and the Witch.
(WANDA shoots at PIETRO)
WANDA:
Get lost you little perv!
Author's Note: Heh. I just really wanted to put that last song somewhere. Okay, so provided that the computer is cooperative during the holidays, we'll see again soon. And sorry one more time.
Disclaimer: Honestly, quit bothering me! It's not mine!
Author's Note: Yet again I'M SO SORRY!! It's not really my fault, the computer has been acting up lately. I think dad's going to buy a new hard- drive for. I say we should get a whole new computer, but oh well... I hope this thing (computer) won't be tilting for a while, so that I can work on these over-due updates during my Christmass-vacation. Hope people, hope hard...
On a sidenote, since some of you must've wandered what wasabi and maki are, I'll enlighten you a little. Wasabi is this green, spicy goo used in sushi and maki in one type of sushi (the one with seaweed on it, and actually there are many different kinds of makis).
Now, back to the fic!
SCENE 9- The Latest Loveaffairs
The Party Central
(KITTY storms in)
KITTY:
AAAARHG!!!
(JEAN enters)
JEAN:
Is something wrong?
KITTY:
Oh, what in the world would make you think that?!
JEAN:
Well, you're sort of giving me these angry vibes.
KITTY:
That shithole Lance kissed the new girl!
JEAN:
Marvelous?
KITTY:
No, it's not marvelous. It's a friggin' catastrophe! My whole lovelife has gone down a fucking toilet!
JEAN:
Oh dear, you haven't said "like" for many lines now. Maybe you should go to bed for a while.
KITTY:
I'm not going into the cesspool of linen where I gave my virginity to that monkeyfeces for a brain!
(JEAN backs away very carefully)
JEAN:
Heh. Scott! Get the tranquilizer!
*~*~*~*~*
Later, after KITTY has gotten enough tranquilizer to kill an elephant...
(ROGUE is sitting by a window, sighing)
ROGUE:
Sigh.
(KITTY and JEAN appear at the door)
JEAN:
Did we just hear a forlorn sigh?
ROGUE:
No.
KITTY:
Somebody's in love.
ROGUE:
Somebody's gonna be dead soon.
JEAN:
Could this all be about a certain witch?
ROGUE:
I swear, one day I'm going to become a bad guy and kill you.
JEAN:
Aww. Our Rogy's in love with Wanda.
ROGUE:
Did say anything pointing to that? Cause I don't think I did.
KITTY:
Come on, even I can like, see what's going on.
ROGUE:
Oh boy.
*I WON'T SAY I'M IN LOVE (Hercules)*
*ROGUE*
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No one is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
*JEAN and KITTY*
Who'd'ya think you're kiddin'
She's the Earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
*ROGUE*
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
*JEAN and KITTY*
You swoon, you sigh
why deny it, uh-oh
*ROGUE*
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
Oh
*JEAN and KITTY*
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
*ROGUE*
No chance, now way
I won't say it, no, no
*JEAN and KITTY*
Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love
*ROGUE*
This scene won't play,
I won't say I'm in love
*JEAN and KITTY*
You're doin flips read our lips
You're in love
*ROGUE*
You're way off base
I won't say it
Get off my case
I won't say it
*JEAN and KITTY*
Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
*ROGUE*
Oh
At least out loud,
I won't say I'm in love
KITTY:
Grouphug!
ROGUE:
Keep away from me!
(ROGUE runs off)
KITTY:
That's like, so cute.
JEAN:
Our unique rebel is growing up.
*~*~*~*~*
In a hallway
(ROGUE runs into WANDA)
ROGUE:
Oh, sorry.
WANDA:
No problem, I like getting concussions. Why were runing?
ROGUE:
It just seemed approriate.
WANDA:
For what?
ROGUE:
Kitty tryed to hug me.
WANDA:
Good reason. I'm not into to all that touchy feely stuff either.
ROGUE:
Yeah. But you don't kill people if you touch them.
WANDA:
I could, if I was angry enough.
ROGUE:
Sometimes I might actually like to cuddle with someone.
WANDA:
You know, there might be a way to do that.
ROGUE:
How?
WANDA:
Well, I could use my incredibly confusing powers to make that happen.
ROGUE:
Are you sure?
WANDA:
Think about it this way, if it doesn't work and I die, then I don't have waste my time by hating everything. And if it does work, then hurray!
* A WHOLE NEW WORLD (Aladdin)*
*WANDA*
I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide
I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways, and under
On a magic carpet ride
A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no
Or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming
*ROGUE*
A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world
With you
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feeling
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky
A whole new world A hundred thousand things to see
I'm like a shooting star,
I've come so far
I can't go back to where I used to be
*BOTH*
A whole new world
Every turn a surprize
With new horrizons to pursue
Every moment gets better
I'll chase them anywhere,
there's time to spare,
let me share this whole new world with you
A whole new world
That's where we'll be
A thrilling chase
A wonderous place
For you and me
(Making out ensues, complete with brilliant fireworks ala Wanda)
(PIETRO enters and stars to sing)
*BEAUTY AND THE BEAST/ROGY AND THE WITCH (Beauty and the Beast)*
*PIETRO*
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly.
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Rogy and the Witch.
Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
Ever just as sure
As the sun will rise.
Tale as old as time
Tune as old as song
Bittersweet and strange
Finding you can change
Learning you were wrong.
Certain as the sun
Rising in the east
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Rogy and the Witch.
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
Rogy and the Witch.
(WANDA shoots at PIETRO)
WANDA:
Get lost you little perv!
Author's Note: Heh. I just really wanted to put that last song somewhere. Okay, so provided that the computer is cooperative during the holidays, we'll see again soon. And sorry one more time.