General: ok men we need to be very quit they have snipers everywhere

Umpas: umpa lumpa dumpaty do general wants us to be quit

Umpa1: what would happen if we were loud

Umpa2: a sniper would kill us on-the-spot

Umpas: lalalalala

General: (whispering) shut up you'll get us killed

Umpa3: sorry we didn't mean to be loud (tells other umpas to start whispering)

Umpas: ok

Umpas: (whispering) umpa lumpa dumpaty do I've got another story for you

Umpa1: a japanzee is firing at us

Umpa2: oh crap I think we-are-dead

General: (yelling) SHUT-UP

UMPA LUMPAS TIP THE BOAT DUE TO THERE DANCING

Jap: ahgka akfgakjf ajbfakfb [(subtitles) I've spotted them]

PRESIDENT NUKES GUADALCANAL AND ALL THE UMPAS GET REANCARNATED INTO PIGS
AND THEN EATEN 2 YEARS LATER ON AN EASTER PLATTER