Not Again!-The Musical Sequel
by. Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: I shan't say anything.
Author's Note: Here it is people, the proof of what happens when you've been staring at the same anime for years! The awesome parodic quality of Ginga Nagareboshi Gin's final, great, big-ass battle!
SCENE 11- Kichigai Kuma de Yuki (Mad Bears in the Snow)
The Party Central
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. are having yet another meeting)
SCOTT:
Okay team-
PIETRO:
Look! It's snowing outside!
ALL:
Ooooh!
LANCE:
Let's go and frolic in the snow!
KITTY:
I'm like, never going to frolic with you, you man-whore.
LANCE:
Kitty, please...
KITTY:
Like, no.
SCOTT:
People, try and not to kill eachother right before Christmass, or whatever holiday you might want to celebrate. (A/N: Am I the only one who thinks tha Kitty might be Jewish, cause there was a menorra (or is it a minorra?) in the image of Kitty with her family at Christmass?)
WANDA:
What good is Christmass if you don't at least attempt to kill someone?
JEAN:
I don't know what they did at the nuthouse, but here we don't kill people. Think about our ratings.
WANDA:
Dammit.
SCOTT:
I say that we should go forth and frolic in the snow. Come on team!
ALL:
Hurray!
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. exit)
*~*~*~*~*
Outside The Party Central
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. frolic in the snow) (A/N: I like that word)
KURT:
Eeev. Something smells like bear-poo.
TODD:
It ain't me, yo.
(Suddenly, a four GIANT-BEARS run in, growling and looking very pisst off)
GIANT-BEARS:
RAAAARH!
MUTANTS:
AAAAAH!
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. magically ens up at the roof of the Institute)
SCOTT:
How did we get up here?
FRED:
At least we're safe from those bears.
(One of the GIANT-BEARS smashes off a goodly portion of the roof)
FRED:
Okay, maybe not.
SCOTT:
You cursed bears! I'll kill you!
JEAN:
Scott, what's wrong?
SCOTT:
Those bears killed my parents.
KURT:
I zought your parents died in a plane-crash.
SCOTT:
The bears were bombing the plane! I will revenge my parent's death! Do you hear me you damned bears!
GIANT-BEARS:
RAAAARH!
ROGUE:
This is getting really, really, really weird.
SCOTT:
My friends, now is the time for the great battle! We must do this for my parents and all the lingonberries of North-America!
(Silence)
SCOTT:
We do not fight to die, but survive! Attack!
(SCOTT runs around the roof, howling)
PIETRO:
I don't know if I should be laughing or weting myself.
TODD:
Well, we can't let those bears break down the house. That's our job, yo.
KURT:
Yeah! Lets do this!
(Heroic posing and anime-like angry staring ensues)
Author's Note: Ooh, the suspense! I'm not going to do this epic battle in one chapter, no sir. Wait until the next mind-boggling continuation!
Disclaimer: I shan't say anything.
Author's Note: Here it is people, the proof of what happens when you've been staring at the same anime for years! The awesome parodic quality of Ginga Nagareboshi Gin's final, great, big-ass battle!
SCENE 11- Kichigai Kuma de Yuki (Mad Bears in the Snow)
The Party Central
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. are having yet another meeting)
SCOTT:
Okay team-
PIETRO:
Look! It's snowing outside!
ALL:
Ooooh!
LANCE:
Let's go and frolic in the snow!
KITTY:
I'm like, never going to frolic with you, you man-whore.
LANCE:
Kitty, please...
KITTY:
Like, no.
SCOTT:
People, try and not to kill eachother right before Christmass, or whatever holiday you might want to celebrate. (A/N: Am I the only one who thinks tha Kitty might be Jewish, cause there was a menorra (or is it a minorra?) in the image of Kitty with her family at Christmass?)
WANDA:
What good is Christmass if you don't at least attempt to kill someone?
JEAN:
I don't know what they did at the nuthouse, but here we don't kill people. Think about our ratings.
WANDA:
Dammit.
SCOTT:
I say that we should go forth and frolic in the snow. Come on team!
ALL:
Hurray!
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. exit)
*~*~*~*~*
Outside The Party Central
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. frolic in the snow) (A/N: I like that word)
KURT:
Eeev. Something smells like bear-poo.
TODD:
It ain't me, yo.
(Suddenly, a four GIANT-BEARS run in, growling and looking very pisst off)
GIANT-BEARS:
RAAAARH!
MUTANTS:
AAAAAH!
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. magically ens up at the roof of the Institute)
SCOTT:
How did we get up here?
FRED:
At least we're safe from those bears.
(One of the GIANT-BEARS smashes off a goodly portion of the roof)
FRED:
Okay, maybe not.
SCOTT:
You cursed bears! I'll kill you!
JEAN:
Scott, what's wrong?
SCOTT:
Those bears killed my parents.
KURT:
I zought your parents died in a plane-crash.
SCOTT:
The bears were bombing the plane! I will revenge my parent's death! Do you hear me you damned bears!
GIANT-BEARS:
RAAAARH!
ROGUE:
This is getting really, really, really weird.
SCOTT:
My friends, now is the time for the great battle! We must do this for my parents and all the lingonberries of North-America!
(Silence)
SCOTT:
We do not fight to die, but survive! Attack!
(SCOTT runs around the roof, howling)
PIETRO:
I don't know if I should be laughing or weting myself.
TODD:
Well, we can't let those bears break down the house. That's our job, yo.
KURT:
Yeah! Lets do this!
(Heroic posing and anime-like angry staring ensues)
Author's Note: Ooh, the suspense! I'm not going to do this epic battle in one chapter, no sir. Wait until the next mind-boggling continuation!