DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN X-MEN: EVOLUTION OR ANYTHING FROM DAMN-MY-NAME-WAS- TAKEN'S STORY PIGS ON WHEELS, AND I HAVE HER PERMISSION TO USE HER FIC.

D-M-N-W-T: Well hopefully some people will read your work either for this or after it. BTW you really should check out some of Red Witch's work, trust me you'll love it. I suggest you start with Ronin Toad.

jaddestar123: Stargate? Did you try and read one of my other fics? Because I didn't do a Stargate chapter.

Ruby: I know about it, and I'm planning something in the future.

Raventwelve: Yeah I know, I should have thought of that thing with Kitty. And I didn't even think of Cobra, oh well all in hind sight and all that.

Raliena: I would but I'm getting a little tired of this story and want to go on with another one. So after this chapter I'm doing another fic based on BlackRoseApocalyps' fics then maybe the X-Men comic universe, then the final chapter.

BlackRoseApocalyps: (Tip for reading RW's fics, read the listed ones first) Yeah D-M-N-W-T has asked several times for Vincent to kick Van's ass so I thought I'd finally oblige her.

yae yang: Yeah well even when those guys are good, they're not exactly good, ya know what I mean?

The Uncanny R-Man: I'll think about it, I can't use two of them because you got Spider-Man's identity out there and I can't have that, maybe I'll use the one with the Hank/Emma relationship. Oh and Kitty already has Lockheed, she got him at the end of Enter Mayhem.

DemonRogue13: Yeah I'm kind of proud of that one.

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CHAPTER 11: PIGS ON WHEELS

It was the weekend at the Institute and everyone was doing their usual thing. Several of the students including Lonna who is 14 with green eyes and brown hair that's cut short like a boy's. She's playing Halo with Kurt, Jaeger and Van.

Van is 16 and tall with pale white skin and gray eyes. His hair is black and put in spikes, while Jaeger is 16 too and has ice-blue eyes and long, wavy blond hair that's always pulled back in a ponytail.

"Damn it! Whoever keeps shooting my brains out with the sniper rifle knock it off." Lonna yells out. Van is heard snickering. Lonna hears this and turns to him. "You are so dead vampire-boy."

"Sticks and stones can't break my bones and names only tickle me." Van says to her.

Lonna looks around. "There's never a wooden stake around when you need it."

Rogue who is trying to read rolls her eyes at what is going on. For the past thirty minutes this had gone on. She was about to decide to leave when the room was filled with a strange light for a few seconds then her mouth along with everyone else's dropped.

Kitty looking around saw a few unfamiliar faces but at least it looked like the mansion. "Well at least we're getting closer to home." She said to the others.

"Holy matrimony what's going on?" Van asked. Scott looked to Van. "Who are you?"

Van jumped up and puffed out his chest. "I am the Vampire Lord of all darkness, ruler of the night and drinker of blood....who are you mortals?"

The others looked at him like he was crazy. Jaeger slapped him in the arm. "Don't mind Van I think he's missing a few important brain cells." She said to them. "So you mind telling us what's going on?"

"Long version or short version?" Bobby asked her. "I'd like the short one please." She said to him.

"Okay, we're from another reality and thanks to Forge we're stuck traveling through them until we get back home." Bobby said to them.

"O-kay. That's a new one." Lonna said from her spot on the ground. She looked at the group. "Well I recognize most of you, but who's the girl next to your Kurt and the other guy?"

"I'm Amanda, I'm also called Daytripper." She said to her smiling. "And the other one is Vincent." Who waved to hello. "So who are you three?"

Van, Jaeger and Lonna looked at each other. "You mean you don't know us in your reality?" Jaeger asked them. She saw them shake her head. "Oh. Well I'm Jaeger codenamed Panzer, the pale annoying one is Van the vampire."

"Hey!" Van said insulted, but she continued on. "And this is Lonna, we also have my brother Jasper here, since I'm not in your reality I'm guessing he isn't either."

"Great now that the introductions are out of the way, where is everyone else?" Logan said to them all. "Um, they're around. Celeste might know."

"Who?" Asked Logan. "She's the tall lady that can heal people." Van said to the man.

Just then a black kitten walked up to Kitty. "Oh when did you guys get cats." She said happily stroking it. "They're mine." Lonna said to her. "I brought them from the orphanage with me."

"You're an orphan too?" Vincent asked her. "Yeah, I'm guessing so are you?" Vincent nodded his head.

"Well not to break up this tender moment, but I gotta ask. Isn't your Rogue a little, underdressed?" Van asked gesturing to Rogue wearing only a red T- Shit and no gloves on her upper body. The other Rogue was curious of this also.

"Well for ya information. There was this accident and not only was Amanda's X-gene activated but I got control over mah powers." Rogue said to them. The other Rogue walked over to her.

"Ya mean ya really can touch?" She asked. Rogue looked at her counter part. "Yeh ah can, so don't give up hope, there's got ta be more an one way to help ya."

The other Rogue for the first time actually felt like there was a chance. But Van kind of ruined the moment. Van all smiles walked up to them and placed an arm around each waist.

"Well how about the three of us get to know each other better then? I mean what could be better than an afternoon with two beautiful girls and tall dark handsome man?" Van asked them.

The other Rogue rolled her eyes, while the traveling one got a smirk on her face. "Ya know he's right." Van couldn't believe his luck that the touchable Rogue was into the idea. "Vincent do you want ta join us?"

"You know it." Vincent said to her with a smile on his face at Van's reaction. Both Rogue's slipped out of his hold and walked off. "See ya in a bit Vince, ah got some things ta talk about with my other." Rogue said over her shoulder as both walked off.

"I don't get it, what's not to love about me?" Van asked himself but then put it aside enjoying watching them leave the room. "Well they're identical all right." He said. 'At least from behind.' He said to himself.

Vincent noticed where he was looking and had had enough of this. He walked up next to him and placed a hand on the shoulder of the taller boy. "They're something aren't they?" Van nodded in agreement. "Only a little problem. Not only would most likely both Rogue's kick your ass if they knew what you were staring at, but our Rouge has a boyfriend who would really hate it too."

"Oh really? Who's the boyfriend?" Van asked innocently. "Me." Vincent said coldly and his grip on Van's shoulder tightened into a vise-like grip, which forced him down onto his knees.

He couldn't even get a noise of pain out because of the shock from the powerful grip. "Now I'm currently going easy on you right now, but if you still hit on my girl I will turn you from undead, to just plain dead. Got it?" Van nodded furiously and Vincent nodded his head to the boy and walked off.

"Okay mental note. Don't piss their Rogue off her boyfriend Hercules." He said rubbing his shoulder. Jaeger on the other hand was giggling at what just happened. Van looked at her and gave her a dirty look.

She just shrugged it off. "Well you did walk into that one Van."

"Ja your lucky you didn't find out vhy he's called Mayhem." Kurt said at the pale kid. Van stared at him for a second.

"Mayhem?" He said quietly. He made a anther mental note to try and stay out of his way. He really didn't want to find out first hand why he was called THAT. Although from the pain in his shoulder he had a good guess.

Kitty walked over to the new mutants. "Well I was like wondering what you guys can do?" she asked them, vary curious about their powers.

Jaeger smiled at her. "Basically I can blow things up by looking at them, only they can't be bigger than a football, or else it won't work."

Lonna spoke up next. "I make some kind of shields but I can't seem to control them."

"That's okay it just take time to control, I mean I once fell through my bead and into the basement of my house." Kitty told the younger girl. "Really? Our Kitty never said anything about that." Lonna said to her.

"So what's your deal?" Jaeger asked Amanda. "What can you do?" Amanda smiled and disappeared in a flash of white light, then reappeared a few seconds later. "Teleportation and I have these things I call force bolts too. Plus one other thing."

"Really what?" Jaeger asked getting a little envious at the fact she had all these cool powers. Amanda suddenly changed into a perfect copy of Jaeger. "A little shape shifting as well." Amanda said only in Jaeger's voice.

"O-kay. Can you, you know change back because that's a little freaky for me." Jaeger asked her. Amanda quickly changed back into her real form.

"I wonder if there are any other changes here?" Jean asked Scott.

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The Rogues were talking about what else, but how Rogue could help her double. "So this thang gave ya not only gave ya control over ya powers but gave ya some of that Vincent gus too?"

Rogue nodded and levitated off the ground a little to prove her point. "Ah also got super strength from him too. Ah gotta ask ya somethin'. What is with that Van guy?"

The other Rogue rolled her eyes. "Ah don't know. At first he was hittin' on Jaeger but she kept turnnin' him down, so he started with meh, and hasn't stopped." Rogue rolled her eyes at her double's predicament.

The other Rogue looked at her then. "So who's that Amanda and Vincent guy?" Rogue smiled a little. "Amanda is Kurt's girlfriend." She said simply, the other one was happy at the news. "So your Kurt finally got a girl huh? Good for him. So who's the other guy?"

Rogue couldn't help but smile, she really wanted to her reaction. "My boyfriend." She said it like it really didn't matter, the other Rogue stopped dead in her tracks and her jaw dropped.

"Ya mean, ya and him are?" She started to say but couldn't finish it. Rogue nodded her dead. "Yeah and get this. We started datin' before mah powers were controllable." The other Rogue was surprised at that. She knew what that meant since it was in a way 'her' talking.

"Sounds like a nice guy." Said said, and Rogue nodded her head. "Yeah he is."

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Vincent had taken to looking around. It was so nice to get to somewhere that was familiar and safe. With no one trying to kill you, explosions or anything else hectic. He was going into the Living room when he bumped into someone.

"Oh sorry about that I...I...whoa." Vincent said on seeing the boy in front of him. Now With Kurt and Hank he had gotten used to some strange sites, but this guy was out there.

The boy who he guessed was about 16, had these large dragon-like wings growing out of his shoulder. He also had horns sticking out of his forehead, small, one-inch spikes running down his spine (which he saw later since he was facing the front), a lion-like tail, and horse-like ears. Not to mention talons instead of fingers.

But the most noticeable thing was his face. He had four eyes. "Who are you?" He asked there was no malice or anything in his voice just an honest question.

"Uh...Vincent, and you are?" Vincent said after the shock was gone, and he felt this guy might not be so bad.

"I'm Jasper." That threw Vincent off a little. He remembered that Jaeger girl saying that was her brother's name and he quickly looked to the room he came from and back to him. "You're Jaeger's brother?" He asked. He put a little too much shock into his voice then he would have liked.

A smile got on his face. "So you've met my sister huh? So are you a new recruit or something?"

"Or something." Vincent says to him, leaving Jasper a little confused. "Maybe you should meet the others, or you will never believe me." Jasper has no clue what's going on but goes anyway, since the new guy doesn't come off as a threat.

"Hey guys what's up?" Kitty, this world's Kitty that is, walks down the stairs with this worlds' Evan also. Vincent is a little taken aback by Evan's appearance since he never met the one in his world.

"Hey who's the new guy?" Evan asked Jasper. "No idea, other then his name's Vincent and he's got something to show me."

"Yeah, well I think you two need to come with us since, it's a lot easier to tell everyone at once." Vincent said to them. Kitty and Evan give each other a questioning look put decide to go with him to the Rec. room.

When they get there they notice a new girl and several of the others, but Kitty gasps when she practically sees herself there. "Uh, hi?" Kitty says to her astounded double.

Jaspers' jaw hits the floor and Evan is looking surprised, but not as surprised as the others. "Evan? Is that you man?" Bobby says on seeing him.

"Yeah, why are you guys so shocked to see me?" Evan says to them.

"Well in our reality your mutation went into overdrive and you grew these bone plates over your body and shoot out these fire spikes." Booby told him. Evan looked at him only blinking for a minute before he spoke. "Come again?"

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After several more explanations of what was going on, (Several because different groups kept on walking in interrupting) they FINALLY got everyone updated.

Evan was brooding in the corner after he heard what his double on their world was going through. He was a little freaked that something might happen to him.

Logan, Jean and Scott were having a discussion with their doubles and the other adults. Celeste was in the meeting and she couldn't believe what was going on. She knew her life would be different when she agreed to help Xavier but this was something she never would have expected.

Mostly she jus listened with fascination at the differences of their worlds, completely enchanted by it all.

Kurt and Amanda were hanging out with some of the other students, including Jasper, Jeager and Kurt's double.

Amanda and Kurt were currently sitting next to each other telling them of some of the things their life was like. For instance how Amanda got her powers, and everything that led up to her being at the institute.

At this point Jasper noticed that they were holding hands. "I gotta ask you guys something. Are you two a couple or something? Because you two seem awfully close and I just noticed your holding hands."

Both of them smiled and blushed slightly. "Ja ve are, vw have been dating for a few months, even before mutants vere made public."

This world's Kurt was stunned at this bit of news. In another reality he already had a girlfriend who wasn't freaked out by his mutation. And they seemed to be really close too. A part of him wished a certain blond would feel that way with him.

Jaeger on the other hand was happy that this Kurt seemed so happy. Yet for some reason ever time Amanda and Kurt would hold each other's hand, share some kind of look, or anything other of that couple stuff she felt this urge to blow up Amanda's shoes, with her still in them.

She seemed nice and all, but for some reason she couldn't get to like the girl.

Bobby and his double were currently snaking around the mansion. "I don't know about this, usually I keep the pranks a little more toned down then this." Bobby's double whispered to him.

Bobby just smiled back at his 'twin'. "Hey just blame it on me, I'll be most likely be gone soon, and then not only I'm I free, you won't get the blame."

The other Bobby got a impish grin on his face. "Hey in here first." They entered a room and Bobby took out a couple of rolls of toilet paper and passed on to his double. "Who's room is this anyways?" Bobby asked his 'twin'.

"Jaeger's." was his replay.

Kitty was walking with her double, talking at near light speed about everything. At one point her double asked her a question. "Are you still dating Lance in your world?"

"Well kind of." Kitty said biting her lower lip a little. "We try and work it out, but we keep getting into the same arguments over, and over again. What about you?"

The other Kitty sighed. "Kind of like you. Besides I really like this other guy, but he doesn't seem to notice me."

"Really? Like who is it?"

The other Kitty looks around. "Promise not to say anything?" She whispered to her, Kitty nods her head. "Van."

Kitty, nearly laughs at this, but luckily stops herself. "You're kidding right? I mean the guy's a little....odd."

"Yeah, well okay he is, but you got to admit he's so totally cute." She says to Kitty. Kitty takes a moment to think about this. "Well yeah, I can see where you're coming from."

Jamie was currently looking through the fridge looking for a snack. He came across a thermos. He pulled it out and opened it and smelled. He instantly pulled away. "Whoa, what is this stuff?"

"That's pigs blood." Jamie turned to see Van entering the room. Jamie looked back to the thermos and quickly put in on the counter. "Eww. That's gross why do you guys have pigs blood?"

"Because I can't go around drinking human blood because of all the cholesterol in it." Van said smiling and took the thermos and took a drink from it. Jamie's face paled a little seeing this.

Van looked down at the smaller lad. "My mutation is vampirism remember? I only drink blood. Unfortunately only human blood seems to give me any power for a time, otherwise I'm just this incredibly handsome and charming pale guy, with great hair."

Jamie looked at Van not sure what to think of this guy. "You mean you really are a vampire mutant? I thought it was a joke or something?"

"Nope not a joke little man. Guess that's something you never thought you'd see."

"Actually Magneto has this mutant vampire guy called Morbius."

Van looked at him a little disappointed that he wasn't as unique as before. "Oh. So if he's with Magneto I'm guessing he's a bad guy."

Jamie nodded his head. "Well at least I'm a good vampire so don't worry about anything."

"I got a question." Jamie asked him. "What does pigs blood taste to you?"

"Like chicken."

A few hours later it was time to go for the mutants, since the device had charged up once again. They had gathered together and were saying their goodbyes. When suddenly a scream could be heard. "OH MY GOD MY ROOM!"

Bobby quickly turned to Vincent who was holding the device this time around. "What are you waiting for? Punch it." Vincent was about to ask why he was in such a hurry when Jaeger came running down the stairs.

"WHO EVER TP'D MY ROOM IS GONNA DIE!" She said with a lot of fury and venom.

Bobby quickly punched in the device and started it. They disappeared in the same light. Jaeger looked at the spot where they were then at Bobby.

"Hey don't look at me it was the other Bobby." He pleaded. Jaeger slowly stepped forward. "Somehow I doubt he was alone."

Van looked to Bobby. "I'd start running if I were you." Bobby didn't need to be told twice and took off with Jaeger hot on his heels. Bobby's cries of help were nearly drowned out by several small explosions.

NEXT UP CHAPTER 12: R-MEN

That's right to those that guessed I'm using The Uncanny R-Man's story 'Chicks dig the OTHER fuzzy dude' next time.

It might be a bit shorter then the others, I'm not too sure. But R-Man if your reading, send me some ideas you'd love to see, I already got a Jamie/Sharon/Jamie thing, and I got an idea for this hilarious scene of Kurt, Amanda and Kitty walking in on your Kurt and Kitty.