Not Again!-The Musical Sequel
by. Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: Still not talking.
Author's Note: Hope you all had a pleasing holiday-period, complete with excessive eating and gift-un-wrapping. But, now that's in the past and I'm back to haunt you once more with my fic. AH HAH HAH HAA!
SCENE 12- Bear Begone
Where we left off...
(SCOTT is still runing around the roof howling, while the others stand there looking perplexed)
FRED:
Sooo. How do we fight them?
KITTY:
I could like- No wait, they're not robots, are they?
ROGUE:
NO!
KITTY:
Just like, asking.
JEAN:
Well, we can't just stand here looking perplexed.
LANCE:
Right then! Earth tremor!
JEAN:
No Lance! If you do it here it'll destroy the house.
LANCE:
Shit. I need to get off the roof. Kurt?
KURT:
I'm not some kind of taxi!
JEAN:
Kurt, please take Lance down.
KURT:
Now zat's more like it. All I ask for are some manners.
(KURT bamfs LANCE to the ground)
KURT:
Right, zat'll be 3,25 plus tip.
LANCE:
Really funny. Now... Earth tremor!
(Two of the GIANT BEARS falls down)
(KURT bamfs LANCE back to the roof)
WANDA:
I don't think that making them trip is going to stop them.
GIANT-BEARS:
RAAAAARH!
WANDA:
Don't interrupt me! Sparkles of mayhem!
(WANDA'S nice and shiny hexbolts hit the nearest GIANT-BEAR)
GIANT-BEAR:
RAAAARH!
(The MUTANTS seem shocked, JEAN nearly faints)
TODD:
My God! That has got to be the worts thing I've ever heard, yo!
SCOTT:
You filthy bear, I'll rip your mouth off for that!
PIETRO:
Kill them!
KURT:
Tear zem apart!
FRED:
Send them to Hell!
ROGUE:
What? "Send them to Hell"?
FRED:
Hey, this is an anime-spoof, I can say stuff like that.
ROGUE:
Right.
SCOTT:
Onwards my friends! Attack!
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. attack)
SCOTT:
Blasting glance of destruction!
PIETRO:
Speeding fury!
KITTY:
Penetrating surge!
LANCE:
Earth tremor!
TODD:
Amphibian kick!
WANDA:
Sparkles of mayhem!
KURT:
Tailwhip!
JEAN:
Hit of brilliance!
(Lots of bearblood goes flying everywhere)
KITTY:
EEEEEEW! I'm like, covered in bearblood! It so doesn't suit me!
PIETRO:
I think I'm going to be sick.
JEAN:
This proofs it. Graphic battles, even in animations, are not a pretty thing to see.
GIANT-BEARS:
RAAAAAAAAARH!
TODD:
They're still alive, yo?
GIANT-BEARS:
RAAAAAARH!
KURT:
Sure looks like zat.
ROGUE:
I'll take care of them.
SCOTT:
Rogue no!
(ROGUE runs at the GIANT-BEARS)
ROGUE:
Power ab-!
(One of the GIANT-BEARS is about to make ROGUE into a Southern pancake, when something airfilled and anatomicaly correct flies through the air)
MUTANTS:
GASP!
(Yes! It's GABRIEL, ROGUE'S trusty blow-updoll)
GABRIEL:
POP!
ROGUE:
NO! GABRIEL!
PIETRO:
That is the most heroic thing I've ever seen.
ROGUE:
(sob) Why Gabriel? Why did you do it? WHY!?
WANDA (hugging ROGUE):
It's okay Rogy, he's in a better place now.
ROGUE:
Fucking bears! I'll kill you!
SCOTT:
We will not let Gabriel's sacrifice be in vain. We will win. Oh yes, we will WIN! Do you hear me bears!
GIANT-BEARS:
RAAAAAAAAAARH!
SCOTT:
I haven't forgotten you or what you did to my father. Tonight his death will be avenged! You'll pay for with your lifes!
*ON MY FATHER'S WINGS (Quest For Camelot)*
*SCOTT*
If you were with me now
I'd find myself in you
If you were with me now
Your the only one who knew
All the things we planned to do
I want to live my life
The way you said I would
With courage as my light
Fighting for what's right
Like you made me believe I could
And I will fly on my father's wings
To places I have never been
There is so much I've never seen
And I can feel his heartbeat still
And I will do great things
On my father's wings
This world I'll never see
My dreams that just won't be
This horse's stride
with one days ride
Will have covered more
distance than me
But I will fly on my father's wings
To places I have never been
There is so much I've never seen
And I can feel his heartbeat still
And I will do great things
On my father's wings
Someday with his spirit to guide me
And his memory beside me
I will be free to
Fly on my father's wings
To places I have never been
There is so much I've never seen
And I can feel his heartbeat still
And I will do great things
On my father's wings
On my father's wings
(SCOTT jumps high in the air)
SCOTT:
Father, guide me! Zetsu Tenrou Batto-!
AUTHOR:
STOP! Could I make one thing clear Alter-Ego?
ALTER-EGO:
What?
AUTHOR:
I'm able to understand the whole GNG-parody here. Hell, I like it as much as anyone. But you are not using the Zetsu Tenrou Battoga! That's crossing the line. Try to keep with format okay?
ALTER-EGO:
(snigger) You said Cross... Okay then.
SCOTT:
Blasting glance of destruction!
(Even more bearblood flies around)
SCOTT:
Yes! I've done it! The giant-bears are dead!
EVERYONE:
Hurray!
Author's Note: Boy, that was a violent chappy. Though I'm sure can do better then that, but then we'd need to raise the ratings. In the next chapter a surprise! Ooooh!
Disclaimer: Still not talking.
Author's Note: Hope you all had a pleasing holiday-period, complete with excessive eating and gift-un-wrapping. But, now that's in the past and I'm back to haunt you once more with my fic. AH HAH HAH HAA!
SCENE 12- Bear Begone
Where we left off...
(SCOTT is still runing around the roof howling, while the others stand there looking perplexed)
FRED:
Sooo. How do we fight them?
KITTY:
I could like- No wait, they're not robots, are they?
ROGUE:
NO!
KITTY:
Just like, asking.
JEAN:
Well, we can't just stand here looking perplexed.
LANCE:
Right then! Earth tremor!
JEAN:
No Lance! If you do it here it'll destroy the house.
LANCE:
Shit. I need to get off the roof. Kurt?
KURT:
I'm not some kind of taxi!
JEAN:
Kurt, please take Lance down.
KURT:
Now zat's more like it. All I ask for are some manners.
(KURT bamfs LANCE to the ground)
KURT:
Right, zat'll be 3,25 plus tip.
LANCE:
Really funny. Now... Earth tremor!
(Two of the GIANT BEARS falls down)
(KURT bamfs LANCE back to the roof)
WANDA:
I don't think that making them trip is going to stop them.
GIANT-BEARS:
RAAAAARH!
WANDA:
Don't interrupt me! Sparkles of mayhem!
(WANDA'S nice and shiny hexbolts hit the nearest GIANT-BEAR)
GIANT-BEAR:
RAAAARH!
(The MUTANTS seem shocked, JEAN nearly faints)
TODD:
My God! That has got to be the worts thing I've ever heard, yo!
SCOTT:
You filthy bear, I'll rip your mouth off for that!
PIETRO:
Kill them!
KURT:
Tear zem apart!
FRED:
Send them to Hell!
ROGUE:
What? "Send them to Hell"?
FRED:
Hey, this is an anime-spoof, I can say stuff like that.
ROGUE:
Right.
SCOTT:
Onwards my friends! Attack!
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. attack)
SCOTT:
Blasting glance of destruction!
PIETRO:
Speeding fury!
KITTY:
Penetrating surge!
LANCE:
Earth tremor!
TODD:
Amphibian kick!
WANDA:
Sparkles of mayhem!
KURT:
Tailwhip!
JEAN:
Hit of brilliance!
(Lots of bearblood goes flying everywhere)
KITTY:
EEEEEEW! I'm like, covered in bearblood! It so doesn't suit me!
PIETRO:
I think I'm going to be sick.
JEAN:
This proofs it. Graphic battles, even in animations, are not a pretty thing to see.
GIANT-BEARS:
RAAAAAAAAARH!
TODD:
They're still alive, yo?
GIANT-BEARS:
RAAAAAARH!
KURT:
Sure looks like zat.
ROGUE:
I'll take care of them.
SCOTT:
Rogue no!
(ROGUE runs at the GIANT-BEARS)
ROGUE:
Power ab-!
(One of the GIANT-BEARS is about to make ROGUE into a Southern pancake, when something airfilled and anatomicaly correct flies through the air)
MUTANTS:
GASP!
(Yes! It's GABRIEL, ROGUE'S trusty blow-updoll)
GABRIEL:
POP!
ROGUE:
NO! GABRIEL!
PIETRO:
That is the most heroic thing I've ever seen.
ROGUE:
(sob) Why Gabriel? Why did you do it? WHY!?
WANDA (hugging ROGUE):
It's okay Rogy, he's in a better place now.
ROGUE:
Fucking bears! I'll kill you!
SCOTT:
We will not let Gabriel's sacrifice be in vain. We will win. Oh yes, we will WIN! Do you hear me bears!
GIANT-BEARS:
RAAAAAAAAAARH!
SCOTT:
I haven't forgotten you or what you did to my father. Tonight his death will be avenged! You'll pay for with your lifes!
*ON MY FATHER'S WINGS (Quest For Camelot)*
*SCOTT*
If you were with me now
I'd find myself in you
If you were with me now
Your the only one who knew
All the things we planned to do
I want to live my life
The way you said I would
With courage as my light
Fighting for what's right
Like you made me believe I could
And I will fly on my father's wings
To places I have never been
There is so much I've never seen
And I can feel his heartbeat still
And I will do great things
On my father's wings
This world I'll never see
My dreams that just won't be
This horse's stride
with one days ride
Will have covered more
distance than me
But I will fly on my father's wings
To places I have never been
There is so much I've never seen
And I can feel his heartbeat still
And I will do great things
On my father's wings
Someday with his spirit to guide me
And his memory beside me
I will be free to
Fly on my father's wings
To places I have never been
There is so much I've never seen
And I can feel his heartbeat still
And I will do great things
On my father's wings
On my father's wings
(SCOTT jumps high in the air)
SCOTT:
Father, guide me! Zetsu Tenrou Batto-!
AUTHOR:
STOP! Could I make one thing clear Alter-Ego?
ALTER-EGO:
What?
AUTHOR:
I'm able to understand the whole GNG-parody here. Hell, I like it as much as anyone. But you are not using the Zetsu Tenrou Battoga! That's crossing the line. Try to keep with format okay?
ALTER-EGO:
(snigger) You said Cross... Okay then.
SCOTT:
Blasting glance of destruction!
(Even more bearblood flies around)
SCOTT:
Yes! I've done it! The giant-bears are dead!
EVERYONE:
Hurray!
Author's Note: Boy, that was a violent chappy. Though I'm sure can do better then that, but then we'd need to raise the ratings. In the next chapter a surprise! Ooooh!