Hop the Demention

Chapter Three

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Okay... I do belive we left off last time when Relena arrived and Lisa was ready to kill something...

Bet you can see what's gonna happen...

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Lisa: (waves a mini pitchfork in the air) KILL THE PINK!

Relena: What!? Not my limo!

Debbie: (with a seriously evil look on her face) I don't think she ment just that.

Relena looks down at her self and saw her outfit and paled as the insane girls began to advance on her. Even Stephanie had gotten down from Deathscythe not wanting to miss out on the fun. Duo and Heero could only watch as the group became a large ball of dust as the demention travelers pounced on their prey.

Duo: Hey Hee-chan she got off and I didn't have to risk my life!

Heero: (Shooting Duo a suspicious look) You where actually considering that?

Duo: Wellll (Looks sheepish) Yeeaaahhh...

Heero looks horrified then smiled.

Heero: Do you think we should break that up?

He pointed down to the ground where the four girls had stopped fighting and Relena was now hanging from her ankles over a open flame.

Duo: What for? Relena will just be a pain anyway.

Heero: Good point.

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Meanwhile on the ground...

Stephanie: Hehehehehehehehehehe!

Lisa: (Proding Relena with the pitchfork to make her scream) Keep it up Steph! If your laugh doesn't dive her insane nothing will!

Relena: HEEELLLLPPPP!!!! HEEEEEEERO!!!!...Omph!

Suddenly she shuts up as Debbie shoves a apple in her mouth.

Debbie: Less talk, more roasting!

Relena sweat drops and desides that this would be a good time to scream.

Stephanie: Ohohohohohohoho, I remembered to bring my thumb screws and the rack and the...

Stephanie continues rattaling off her list of tourtures while she pulls them out of subspace. By now Relena is looking very pale and she tries to scream again when a stick is shoved under her nose...

Stephanie: ...and then there's the dog poo on a stick...My sister taught me that one.

Relena turns green and Stephanie gives her tourture devices to Lisa.

Stephanie: So here you go Lisa, I have work to do and if I don't get evidence no one's gonna belive me about the Heero + Duo thing.

Debbie thought that for a moment there Stephanie almost sounded sane, but that illusion was broken a moment later when the blonde began laughing insanely. (A laugh not unlike that of one Kadochi Kuno from Ranma 1/2) Stephanie skipped off toward the gundams and grabbed on to Wing ZERO's leg as it took off, unaware of it's pasanger.

Debbie looked at the retreating gundams and sweatdroped. (A/N-Screw the sea, we have a whole ocean!)

Debbie: Looks like she won't be back for a while.

Lisa didn't hear her. She was using Stephanie's, Fart'o'matic to fan the flames under Relena higher muttering the whole time...

Lisa: KillthepinkkillthepinkkillthepinkkillthepinkkillthePINK!

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Yup, and I thought my mind couldn't be any more twisted.

Well I see I was wrong.

So now it's pretty obvious what's going to happen. Debbie and Lisa are probably happy drinking with Pagan and talking about the best ways to dispose of a body, while Relena is slowly tortured... Opps I'm giving to much away!

...anyway...

Stephanie still needs to finish her mision and being a Yaoi fan girl... this is going to get really lemony. =P

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Cya ^__^