Dimention Hopping
Chapter 8: Lockdown
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Okkie dokie, let's see where we were...
Stephanie is finally out of the picture for now. She'll be out blank until breakfast so on we go with Debbie and Lisa and their little trip to see Dorothy...
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Debbie and Lisa where sitting in Dorothy's dining room eating whatever they could get their hands on. Walking had made them very hungry and their target wasn't going to go any where. They'd gone straight to the security room and locked the mansion down. On a rare streak of brilliance they'd totally destroyed the control pannel and the camera screens.
Debbie: So who goes first? The rest of the people or the freaky eyebrow lady?
Lisa: ummm ALL OF THEM!!!
Debbie: We will kill all of them but who will we kill first?
Lisa: ALL OF THEM AT ONCE! THEN THE FREAKY EYEBROW LADY!!!!!!
Debbie: I like that plan, but how do we actually kill them all at once.
Lisa: We could drown them in the indoor swiming pool.
Debbie: Machine gun spray? I think stephanie left us one.
Lisa: Just as long as I get to shoot!
They got up from their seats and walked out of the room and into the hall where the entire house hold was waiting for them with the weapons they'd plundered off the walls. Dorothy, the freaky eyebrow lady, was standing in front with a fencing foil in her hand
Dorothy: Who are you and why have you barged into my house Like a bunch of uncultured oafs.
Debbie: We're not uncultured! We're just strange.
Every one except Lisa and Debbie sweat dropped causing a pool to rise to their ankles.
Dorothy: I chalenge you to a duel! Let's fight!
It was Debbie and Lisa's turn to sweat drop. The huge drops pulled them backward into a spectacular reverse face falt. They'd never had anyone chalenge them before. Everyone else had simply ran away in terror before they'd been caught by the homicidal duo.
Debbie: You want to fight us? One on one?
Lisa: Oh pick me, pick me! I want to play with the shiny sword!
So it was decided and Lisa pulled a grest big Katana out of sub space and held it out in front of her. Dorothy looked at it and gulped as she recignised it.
Dorothy: Uh where did you get that katana?
Lisa: Oh I donno, it was in stephanie's stash.
Dorothy: Well that Katana belongs to pilot 05.
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Far away Wufei suddenly sneezes.
Wufei: That's funny, I haven't been sick lately...
Then he notices his sword has dissapeared.
Wufei: KISAMA! ONNA GIVE ME BACK MY SWORD!!!
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Debbie: Who's pilot 05?
Dorothy: He's Wufei Chang, he pilot's shenlong gundam, everyone knows that!
Lisa suddenly shrieks and throws the Katana to the ground before she stomps on it. The blade bends and the whole sword vanishes.
Lisa: I HATE THE GUNDAM PILOTS!!! THEY'RE ALL GAY!!!
Dorothy: I could have told you that too.
Everyone but Dorothy face fult, causing a minor earthquake.
Lisa: SCREW IT I'M USING TRUNK'S SWORD!
Lisa whips out an extremly heavy sword that she stole from Trunks when she was last in the Dragon ball Z dimention.
Lisa: KILL!!!!!
What follows is hardly suitable for any one. Lisa proceeded to tear everything apart. Debbie couldn't stop her and Lisa was on one almighty culling spree. It wasn't long before only Dorothy, Debbie and the swords woman herself remained.
Lisa: (Panting) That was FUN!
Debbie: Well no Duh! That was obvious.
Lisa: Shut up Debbie.
Debbie: No I won't.
Lisa: Yes You will.
Debbie: Wont'...
Lisa: Will...
Debbie: Won't...
Lisa: Will...
Debbie: Won't...
Lisa: Won'... HEY!
Debbie rolled around the floor, laughing uncontrolably.
Debbie: I don't have to shut up!
Lisa crossed her arms over her chest and pouted before she growled and took out the sayain sword once more.
Lisa: DIE!!!
And so it was that Dorothy became something like a pole that stood in the center of the rapidly forming whirl wind created by the hyperactive pair.
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So how'd you like that? Don't worry though, Dorothy will end up dead soon enough. She's just got to get past Debbie and Lisa if she wants to live... How hard could that be?
Don't forget to review and look out for the next wakkie chappie.
Cya ^__^
Chapter 8: Lockdown
~~~~~
Okkie dokie, let's see where we were...
Stephanie is finally out of the picture for now. She'll be out blank until breakfast so on we go with Debbie and Lisa and their little trip to see Dorothy...
~~~~~
Debbie and Lisa where sitting in Dorothy's dining room eating whatever they could get their hands on. Walking had made them very hungry and their target wasn't going to go any where. They'd gone straight to the security room and locked the mansion down. On a rare streak of brilliance they'd totally destroyed the control pannel and the camera screens.
Debbie: So who goes first? The rest of the people or the freaky eyebrow lady?
Lisa: ummm ALL OF THEM!!!
Debbie: We will kill all of them but who will we kill first?
Lisa: ALL OF THEM AT ONCE! THEN THE FREAKY EYEBROW LADY!!!!!!
Debbie: I like that plan, but how do we actually kill them all at once.
Lisa: We could drown them in the indoor swiming pool.
Debbie: Machine gun spray? I think stephanie left us one.
Lisa: Just as long as I get to shoot!
They got up from their seats and walked out of the room and into the hall where the entire house hold was waiting for them with the weapons they'd plundered off the walls. Dorothy, the freaky eyebrow lady, was standing in front with a fencing foil in her hand
Dorothy: Who are you and why have you barged into my house Like a bunch of uncultured oafs.
Debbie: We're not uncultured! We're just strange.
Every one except Lisa and Debbie sweat dropped causing a pool to rise to their ankles.
Dorothy: I chalenge you to a duel! Let's fight!
It was Debbie and Lisa's turn to sweat drop. The huge drops pulled them backward into a spectacular reverse face falt. They'd never had anyone chalenge them before. Everyone else had simply ran away in terror before they'd been caught by the homicidal duo.
Debbie: You want to fight us? One on one?
Lisa: Oh pick me, pick me! I want to play with the shiny sword!
So it was decided and Lisa pulled a grest big Katana out of sub space and held it out in front of her. Dorothy looked at it and gulped as she recignised it.
Dorothy: Uh where did you get that katana?
Lisa: Oh I donno, it was in stephanie's stash.
Dorothy: Well that Katana belongs to pilot 05.
***********
Far away Wufei suddenly sneezes.
Wufei: That's funny, I haven't been sick lately...
Then he notices his sword has dissapeared.
Wufei: KISAMA! ONNA GIVE ME BACK MY SWORD!!!
************
Debbie: Who's pilot 05?
Dorothy: He's Wufei Chang, he pilot's shenlong gundam, everyone knows that!
Lisa suddenly shrieks and throws the Katana to the ground before she stomps on it. The blade bends and the whole sword vanishes.
Lisa: I HATE THE GUNDAM PILOTS!!! THEY'RE ALL GAY!!!
Dorothy: I could have told you that too.
Everyone but Dorothy face fult, causing a minor earthquake.
Lisa: SCREW IT I'M USING TRUNK'S SWORD!
Lisa whips out an extremly heavy sword that she stole from Trunks when she was last in the Dragon ball Z dimention.
Lisa: KILL!!!!!
What follows is hardly suitable for any one. Lisa proceeded to tear everything apart. Debbie couldn't stop her and Lisa was on one almighty culling spree. It wasn't long before only Dorothy, Debbie and the swords woman herself remained.
Lisa: (Panting) That was FUN!
Debbie: Well no Duh! That was obvious.
Lisa: Shut up Debbie.
Debbie: No I won't.
Lisa: Yes You will.
Debbie: Wont'...
Lisa: Will...
Debbie: Won't...
Lisa: Will...
Debbie: Won't...
Lisa: Won'... HEY!
Debbie rolled around the floor, laughing uncontrolably.
Debbie: I don't have to shut up!
Lisa crossed her arms over her chest and pouted before she growled and took out the sayain sword once more.
Lisa: DIE!!!
And so it was that Dorothy became something like a pole that stood in the center of the rapidly forming whirl wind created by the hyperactive pair.
~~~~~
So how'd you like that? Don't worry though, Dorothy will end up dead soon enough. She's just got to get past Debbie and Lisa if she wants to live... How hard could that be?
Don't forget to review and look out for the next wakkie chappie.
Cya ^__^