VP Bios
05/10/04 Okay, here are the VP bios. Tomoe, Houji and Aoshi. I didn't really change much
here, just a few cosmetic touches. This, in case you are interested, originally debuted on
October 12, 2000. (P.S. I was going through a Weiss Kreuz phase at the time, as you probably
noticed.)
Once again...caffeine buzzzzz.....wooo....I spend WAY too much time at the
vending machine. Oh...wanna hear something fun? I just managed to convinvce
my Asian art teacher to let me write my final paper on anime. Wow, I guess
I'll be spending a lot of time doing "research". Now, where is my Escaflowne
tape? Heh heh heh. Okay, well, this continues the Presidential bios, only
now we take a look at the VP candidates. Spoilers galore, since Tomoe's a
candiate, but I guess y'all know that.
Oh, and these probably aren't 100% accurate, but hell...
Enjoy!
Once again, I was too lazy...err..busy to write the
bios for the candidates. It was not very difficult to get
Misao to agree to write Aoshi's, but getting Kenshin to
write Tomoe's was no small feat. He was REAL reluctant to do
it. But I showed him what Enishi wrote for her bio and he
finally agreed. I mean, I understand why Enishi hates
Kenshin and all, but writing: DIE BATTOUSAI! over and
over again doesn't exactly describe Tomoe very well. And as
for Houji...there was no one to ask. So, I did the best I
could with that one. Oh well. It's AYA TIME!!(Off to do "research" with my
Weiss Kreuz tapes. Isn't Farfie fun? And I want my own pocket sized
Schuldrich. "Is that a Schuldrich in your pocket or are you just happy to
see me?") WOOO!
Shinomori Aoshi
Shinomori Aoshi-sama was born in 1853. He's ten years older
than me, but that's okay! Himura is ten years older than
Kaoru and look at those two! Anyway, back to my Aoshi-sama...
According to Jiya (who was half distracted all the time because
of this really pretty young woman who was at the Aoi-ya
today, Jiya no hentai!) Aoshi came to the Oniwabanshuu when
he was five or so. By the time he was ten, he was already an
accomplished fighter. (WAI!! Aoshi-sama!) He recruited and
trained Hannya and Shikijo. Beshimi and Hyottokko were
already members of the Oniwabanshuu by then, but they all
sort of came together and often performed missions as a
group.
Omasu just told me that when I was little, Aoshi-sama used to
tell me stories to get me to go to sleep at night. She said
that once he even sang to me but Hannya laughed at him so
hard he never did it again. Hannya no baka! I bet Aoshi-sama
has a wonderful voice. Everything about Aoshi-sama is
wonderful! Hmm...okay, Misao! New mission: make Aoshi-sama
smile and sing!
Oh, this is supposed to be a biography. Okay. Aoshi-sama became
leader of the Oniwabanshuu when he was fifteen after Jiya
told my grandpa that what they needed was a new, dynamic
young leader who could take them into Japan's new future.
Aoshi-sama's fighting style was taught to him by my father
and grandfather. It's called Kodachi Nitou Ryuu and it uses,
you guessed it! Kodachi! Of course, more advanced techniques
call for the use of two kodachi. He also is very skilled at
kempo. You should see him practice! He moves soooo
gracefully...and his muscles ripple under his clothing,
sweat glistens.....
Okay, I'm back. Sorry about that. Anyway, after the Oniwabanshuu
were disbanded when the Tokugawa Bakufu ended, most of our
people got jobs in the government or became ordinary
citizens. But, people like Hannya, Shikijo, Beshimi and
Hyottoko had no other skills and couldn't reassimilate into
society. Since he had basically made them who they were,
Aoshi-sama took them under his wing and they set off to find
jobs in the new Meiji era.
They found jobs as body guards and hired "goons" as Jiya put it
for very bad people. I'm not going to go into the full story
since I don't know much of it myself, but Himura went to
save Megumi-san from the bad guy Aoshi-sama and the others
were working for, and Hannya, Shikijo, Beshimi and Hyottoko
died protecting Aoshi-sama from the bad guy they were
working for. ;.;
Aoshi-sama was kind of lost for a while, but Himura knocked
some sense into him so he's better now. He's not PERFECT
yet, but he will be. Mostly, he just sits around and
meditates. I wonder what he's thinking about??
Shut up Omasu! He is NOT thinking about me naked!
(Oh, but I wish he was... ;.;)
Anyway, that's my Aoshi-sama! He likes green tea and silence and
books about boring things. I am positive that he also likes
me, but, I guess I have to knock some sense into him like
Himura. Problem is that it's really hard to sneak up on him.
Aoshi no baka!
He has wonderful black hair and icy blue eyes that make me
shiver and he's really tall. Mostly he wears meditation
clothes but when he goes out he wears regular clothes. Last
month, Okon and Omasu bought him a Western suit and he even
wore it once! He looked even more handsome than usual.
He also ALWAYS is wearing this long leather trenchcoat, which I don't
really like, but he makes anything sexy, so, I don't let it bother me.
Written by Makimachi Misao
Sadojima Houji
No one has written a bio on Houji yet. We tried to find
someone who really knew him well enough to write a good bio,
as been our practice, but no one seems to know anything
about Shishio's obsessive foot soldier. What is known is
that he was a brilliant strategic planner, good with numbers
and facts and dealing with the day to day aspects of running
an empire. What is not known is where he came from, who he
was before he met Shishio and why he decided to throw his
lot in with the former Ishin assassin. Perhaps someone could
enlighten us?
Yukishiro Tomoe
Well...I must admit, I feel a little awkward about writing
this. Just don't tell Kaoru, onegai? She's a
little...er...sensitive about Tomoe. I guess I know why and
I understand, but really, it shouldn't be an issue. The most
obvious reason is that Tomoe is well...she's dead, so I
don't really forsee her coming and throwing a wrench into
Kaoru's and my relationship. The other reason is that yes, I
love Tomoe, she was my wife, but she wasn't replaced by
Kaoru, nor does Tomoe have some sort of monopoly on my
heart. I love them both, but for different reasons.
But that's not important. The reason you're here is because you
want to know about Tomoe. Oh, and just because I'm writing this
doesn't mean I endorse Enishi. He really needs professional
help. Anyway, on to Tomoe.
She was born in September, 1846 in Edo, Japan to lower middle
class Samurai parents. Her mother died while giving birth to
Enishi several years later and as a result, Tomoe became a
mother to him. She never spoke much about her father, but
from what I gathered, he was a very quiet, soft spoken man
who worked hard to support the family.
She was engaged to Kiyosato Akira when she was about ten or so,
and she told me that she really loved him. But because her
father was so introverted and she had no mother to show her
differently, it was difficult for her to show her emotions.
Kiyosato left for Kyoto to join with the Tokugawa factions
there to impress her and perhaps make a good living for
them. He never knew how much she really loved him.
This is where I, unfortunately, enter the picture. Kiyosato was
acting as a guard for a Tokugawa official, Juebei, who was
marked for death by the Ishin. In the process of performing
that assassination, I also killed Kiyosato, but not before
he scarred my face.
Upon hearing of his death, Tomoe vowed revenge on the man who
killed him, me. She allied herself with the Yaminobu, a
ninja clan loyal to the Shogunate. And then she came to
Kyoto to find me.
I don't want to get into the specifics after this, as they are
rather painful to me personally, but I will say this:
She died trying to save me. The last thing she told me was
not to cry for her.
Despite whatever failings she might have had, in the end, she
was a strong, beautiful woman who died for love. She was 19
years old.
Written by Himura Kenshin
Gemini Notes: please don't flame me about Tomoe. I know some people have
rather heated opinions about her, but I don't really care. After all,
Kenshin was the one who wrote this, so you should e-mail him. Unfortunately,
as he lives in Meiji era Japan, getting him to a computer might prove
difficult.
His e-mail addy is: peacefulrurounikamiya.dojo.orororo
Hee hee. That was a joke. Hee hee.
Here's an excerpt from Enishi's bio of Tomoe:
The battousai killed my nee-san. DIE BATTOUSAI! DIE! DIE!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!
DIE...(etc.)
Hiko doesn't have a VP candidate since he says he doesn't need one.
And on the Hiko note...shoots pointed look at Omasu and Okon his bio
isn't ready yet. Sometime in this millenium, ladies?
-Gem
Thinks of other RK people's e-mail addresses: You know these don't really
work, right? XD
Yahiko: callmechananddieTokyo.Samurai.com
Saitou (this was obvious) AkuSokuZanMiburo.Com
Sano: FutaenokiwamiSagarataicho.com
Kaoru: loverurounishinai.com
Tae: Payyourdamntabsanoakabeko.com
Katsu: Meijisuxmeiji.gov
Aoshi: HannyaBeshimiShikijo.Hokkyotoko.com
Misao: luvaoshisamagenki.com
Gemini has run out of ideas. Must drink Coke...must stimulate brain
cells....
05/10/04 Okay, here are the VP bios. Tomoe, Houji and Aoshi. I didn't really change much
here, just a few cosmetic touches. This, in case you are interested, originally debuted on
October 12, 2000. (P.S. I was going through a Weiss Kreuz phase at the time, as you probably
noticed.)
Once again...caffeine buzzzzz.....wooo....I spend WAY too much time at the
vending machine. Oh...wanna hear something fun? I just managed to convinvce
my Asian art teacher to let me write my final paper on anime. Wow, I guess
I'll be spending a lot of time doing "research". Now, where is my Escaflowne
tape? Heh heh heh. Okay, well, this continues the Presidential bios, only
now we take a look at the VP candidates. Spoilers galore, since Tomoe's a
candiate, but I guess y'all know that.
Oh, and these probably aren't 100% accurate, but hell...
Enjoy!
Once again, I was too lazy...err..busy to write the
bios for the candidates. It was not very difficult to get
Misao to agree to write Aoshi's, but getting Kenshin to
write Tomoe's was no small feat. He was REAL reluctant to do
it. But I showed him what Enishi wrote for her bio and he
finally agreed. I mean, I understand why Enishi hates
Kenshin and all, but writing: DIE BATTOUSAI! over and
over again doesn't exactly describe Tomoe very well. And as
for Houji...there was no one to ask. So, I did the best I
could with that one. Oh well. It's AYA TIME!!(Off to do "research" with my
Weiss Kreuz tapes. Isn't Farfie fun? And I want my own pocket sized
Schuldrich. "Is that a Schuldrich in your pocket or are you just happy to
see me?") WOOO!
Shinomori Aoshi
Shinomori Aoshi-sama was born in 1853. He's ten years older
than me, but that's okay! Himura is ten years older than
Kaoru and look at those two! Anyway, back to my Aoshi-sama...
According to Jiya (who was half distracted all the time because
of this really pretty young woman who was at the Aoi-ya
today, Jiya no hentai!) Aoshi came to the Oniwabanshuu when
he was five or so. By the time he was ten, he was already an
accomplished fighter. (WAI!! Aoshi-sama!) He recruited and
trained Hannya and Shikijo. Beshimi and Hyottokko were
already members of the Oniwabanshuu by then, but they all
sort of came together and often performed missions as a
group.
Omasu just told me that when I was little, Aoshi-sama used to
tell me stories to get me to go to sleep at night. She said
that once he even sang to me but Hannya laughed at him so
hard he never did it again. Hannya no baka! I bet Aoshi-sama
has a wonderful voice. Everything about Aoshi-sama is
wonderful! Hmm...okay, Misao! New mission: make Aoshi-sama
smile and sing!
Oh, this is supposed to be a biography. Okay. Aoshi-sama became
leader of the Oniwabanshuu when he was fifteen after Jiya
told my grandpa that what they needed was a new, dynamic
young leader who could take them into Japan's new future.
Aoshi-sama's fighting style was taught to him by my father
and grandfather. It's called Kodachi Nitou Ryuu and it uses,
you guessed it! Kodachi! Of course, more advanced techniques
call for the use of two kodachi. He also is very skilled at
kempo. You should see him practice! He moves soooo
gracefully...and his muscles ripple under his clothing,
sweat glistens.....
Okay, I'm back. Sorry about that. Anyway, after the Oniwabanshuu
were disbanded when the Tokugawa Bakufu ended, most of our
people got jobs in the government or became ordinary
citizens. But, people like Hannya, Shikijo, Beshimi and
Hyottoko had no other skills and couldn't reassimilate into
society. Since he had basically made them who they were,
Aoshi-sama took them under his wing and they set off to find
jobs in the new Meiji era.
They found jobs as body guards and hired "goons" as Jiya put it
for very bad people. I'm not going to go into the full story
since I don't know much of it myself, but Himura went to
save Megumi-san from the bad guy Aoshi-sama and the others
were working for, and Hannya, Shikijo, Beshimi and Hyottoko
died protecting Aoshi-sama from the bad guy they were
working for. ;.;
Aoshi-sama was kind of lost for a while, but Himura knocked
some sense into him so he's better now. He's not PERFECT
yet, but he will be. Mostly, he just sits around and
meditates. I wonder what he's thinking about??
Shut up Omasu! He is NOT thinking about me naked!
(Oh, but I wish he was... ;.;)
Anyway, that's my Aoshi-sama! He likes green tea and silence and
books about boring things. I am positive that he also likes
me, but, I guess I have to knock some sense into him like
Himura. Problem is that it's really hard to sneak up on him.
Aoshi no baka!
He has wonderful black hair and icy blue eyes that make me
shiver and he's really tall. Mostly he wears meditation
clothes but when he goes out he wears regular clothes. Last
month, Okon and Omasu bought him a Western suit and he even
wore it once! He looked even more handsome than usual.
He also ALWAYS is wearing this long leather trenchcoat, which I don't
really like, but he makes anything sexy, so, I don't let it bother me.
Written by Makimachi Misao
Sadojima Houji
No one has written a bio on Houji yet. We tried to find
someone who really knew him well enough to write a good bio,
as been our practice, but no one seems to know anything
about Shishio's obsessive foot soldier. What is known is
that he was a brilliant strategic planner, good with numbers
and facts and dealing with the day to day aspects of running
an empire. What is not known is where he came from, who he
was before he met Shishio and why he decided to throw his
lot in with the former Ishin assassin. Perhaps someone could
enlighten us?
Yukishiro Tomoe
Well...I must admit, I feel a little awkward about writing
this. Just don't tell Kaoru, onegai? She's a
little...er...sensitive about Tomoe. I guess I know why and
I understand, but really, it shouldn't be an issue. The most
obvious reason is that Tomoe is well...she's dead, so I
don't really forsee her coming and throwing a wrench into
Kaoru's and my relationship. The other reason is that yes, I
love Tomoe, she was my wife, but she wasn't replaced by
Kaoru, nor does Tomoe have some sort of monopoly on my
heart. I love them both, but for different reasons.
But that's not important. The reason you're here is because you
want to know about Tomoe. Oh, and just because I'm writing this
doesn't mean I endorse Enishi. He really needs professional
help. Anyway, on to Tomoe.
She was born in September, 1846 in Edo, Japan to lower middle
class Samurai parents. Her mother died while giving birth to
Enishi several years later and as a result, Tomoe became a
mother to him. She never spoke much about her father, but
from what I gathered, he was a very quiet, soft spoken man
who worked hard to support the family.
She was engaged to Kiyosato Akira when she was about ten or so,
and she told me that she really loved him. But because her
father was so introverted and she had no mother to show her
differently, it was difficult for her to show her emotions.
Kiyosato left for Kyoto to join with the Tokugawa factions
there to impress her and perhaps make a good living for
them. He never knew how much she really loved him.
This is where I, unfortunately, enter the picture. Kiyosato was
acting as a guard for a Tokugawa official, Juebei, who was
marked for death by the Ishin. In the process of performing
that assassination, I also killed Kiyosato, but not before
he scarred my face.
Upon hearing of his death, Tomoe vowed revenge on the man who
killed him, me. She allied herself with the Yaminobu, a
ninja clan loyal to the Shogunate. And then she came to
Kyoto to find me.
I don't want to get into the specifics after this, as they are
rather painful to me personally, but I will say this:
She died trying to save me. The last thing she told me was
not to cry for her.
Despite whatever failings she might have had, in the end, she
was a strong, beautiful woman who died for love. She was 19
years old.
Written by Himura Kenshin
Gemini Notes: please don't flame me about Tomoe. I know some people have
rather heated opinions about her, but I don't really care. After all,
Kenshin was the one who wrote this, so you should e-mail him. Unfortunately,
as he lives in Meiji era Japan, getting him to a computer might prove
difficult.
His e-mail addy is: peacefulrurounikamiya.dojo.orororo
Hee hee. That was a joke. Hee hee.
Here's an excerpt from Enishi's bio of Tomoe:
The battousai killed my nee-san. DIE BATTOUSAI! DIE! DIE!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!
DIE...(etc.)
Hiko doesn't have a VP candidate since he says he doesn't need one.
And on the Hiko note...shoots pointed look at Omasu and Okon his bio
isn't ready yet. Sometime in this millenium, ladies?
-Gem
Thinks of other RK people's e-mail addresses: You know these don't really
work, right? XD
Yahiko: callmechananddieTokyo.Samurai.com
Saitou (this was obvious) AkuSokuZanMiburo.Com
Sano: FutaenokiwamiSagarataicho.com
Kaoru: loverurounishinai.com
Tae: Payyourdamntabsanoakabeko.com
Katsu: Meijisuxmeiji.gov
Aoshi: HannyaBeshimiShikijo.Hokkyotoko.com
Misao: luvaoshisamagenki.com
Gemini has run out of ideas. Must drink Coke...must stimulate brain
cells....