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Shower Curtains
Chapter 2
Back in the bathroom, Ray and Mariah were having a dispute.
"What the heck are you doing here?!"
"I've been assigned the role of being your inspector by the elders."
"What for? There were no inspectors before!"
Mariah shrugged, "I just do as they say. Mariah looked down at Ray.
Ray, realizing he was naked, blushed as he pulled the shower curtain around him.
"You like showers and not baths, eh?" She flipped open a notebook and jotted something down.
"You don't have to inspect me when I'm taking a shower do you?"
"Sure I do, the elders told me to inspect everything!" At that, Kai entered the room.
"What's going on in here?" Seeing Mariah, Kai smirked, "Oh… I think I'll leave the two of you alone," turning around to leave.
"What?! No! Kai! Don't leave me! Not with her!"
"And what's wrong with me??" said Mariah threateningly.
"Uh… nothing… it's just…"
"Yes?"
"YOU'RE A GIRL!!!"
"So… you have a problem with girls?"
"N… No!!! It's just that… you… a girl… is in here… with me… in a bathroom… and… I…. I… I WAS SHOWERING!!!"
"So…"
"I'm naked!"
"Then put on some clothes," Mariah said simply.
"I'm not gonna wear clothes!" Kai and Mariah raised their eyebrows.
"IN THE SHOWER!!!"
Mariah laughed while Kai smirked, as Tyson, Max and Kenny entered the bathroom.
"KAI!" yelled Tyson. Tyson ran to Kai hugging him tightly.
"You're alive! We thought the ghost got you!"
"Ghost?" asked Kai.
"Yea! You know that high-pitched girly scream we heard earlier? That was a ghost!"
Kai and Mariah snickered and Ray blushed.
"What?"
"Nothing," snickered Mariah.
"Anyways, Kai! You're alright!" Tyson hugged Kai tighter. "I've never been so scared in my life! Don't scare us like that again! We were so worried!"
Kai didn't pay any attention to Tyson's rambling. He was preoccupied with the task of prying Tyson off him with the help of Max and Kenny pulling at Tyson's feet. With one last tug, Kai was released from Tyson's grip. Kai was sent tumbling backwards and landed on Ray, who pulled off the shower curtain. Tyson fell on top of Max and Kenny. All the boys blushed furiously while Mariah rolled on the floor laughing.
"Tyson! You need to go on a diet!" gasped Max.
"Get off me! I can't breathe!" squeaked Kenny.
Each of the boys hurrying to get up, they all glare at Mariah. The glare wasn't too effective because they were all still blushing.
"NONE of us will speak of this incident. It never happened," said Kai clearly. The boys nodded.
"Oh, come on! It was funny! It NEEDS to be retold!" exclaimed Mariah. Kai glared.
"…No… I won't tell…" muttered Mariah as she looked down at the floor. The boys sighed in relief.
"So, what are you doing here Mariah?" asked Max.
"I'm here to inspect Ray!" said Mariah happily as she remembered her assignment.
"Why, though?" asked Kenny.
"How am I supposed to know? I don't question my elders. I only do what they say."
"So, what have you observed so far?" asked Kai.
Mariah cleared her throat as she flipped open her notebook. "Likes to sing altered songs while showering. Prefers showers over baths…" Mariah glanced behind Ray and scribbling as she was talking, "uses… L'Oréal… Kids… Shampoo… Tropical… Punch… for… extra… manageability…" Mariah glimpsed at the counter, "Ray uses L'Oréal Kids Burst of Cherry-Berry Styling Gel and L'Oréal Kids Burst of Sweet Pear Tangle Tamer too!"
"So THAT'S how he gets his hair pokey and stuff!" exclaimed Tyson. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"T… That's not mine!" stuttered Ray, "I…It's… It's…" Ray looked around at each person quickly, "MAX'S!!!"
"What? That's not mine. I don't use THAT stuff. I use this!" Max opened a cabinet and pulled out a bottle. It read "Johnson's Bath Bubbles Blue's Clues." Kai smirked at the new found knowledge while the others giggled. Max blushed.
"If you don't use L'Oréal Kids, Ray, then what DO you use?" asked Mariah.
"I… I…"
"You know, your hair did smell like punch," said Kai quietly.
"YOU SNIFFED HIS HAIR!?!?!" yelled Mariah.
"Uh… no…I…the…the smell was overwhelming! It was hard not to notice it," Kai said quickly, finishing it with a slight blush.
"Hm…" said Mariah suspiciously before turning back to Ray, "well?"
"… fine… so that's my shampoo, big whoop," Ray muttered, defeated. Mariah smiled.
"Let's see… soap…" Mariah glanced in the shower again, "sparkly pear Body Shop soap?!"
"No wonder he smelled so fruity," mumbled Kai.
"What'd you say Kai? I missed that," said Tyson.
"Uh… nothing," said Kai, flustered.
"Isn't Body Shop soap kinda… girly?" asked Max.
"IT'S NOT GIRLY! IT'S GOOD SOAP! IT SMELLS NICE AND EVERYTHING! DON'T DISS THE SOAP! LEAVE THE SOAP ALONE! I USE IT! AND I'M A GUY!" shrieked Ray. They could hear Ray panting heavily. Everyone stood quietly, shocked by Ray's outburst… well, almost everyone.
"Or are you?" Kai smirked.
"Yea…Ray could be a girl. He's got the long hair… and the soap," pointed out Max.
"I'M NOT A GIRL! GIRLS ARE—"
"Girls are WHAT, Ray?" said Mariah threateningly.
"Uh… are… made of sugar, spice and everything nice?" squeaked Ray.
"So you WOULD be a girl!" exclaimed Kenny.
"What!? How did you come up with that conclusion?" exclaimed Ray.
"Well… fruit like pears are nice, aren't they? And all your soaps are fruity," Kenny simply said.
"W… well… then Max's a girl too! He's on sugar highs all the time! Sugar's sweet!"
"What? I'm not a girl!" blurted Max.
"Sure…" Kenny rolled his eyes.
Getting frustrated, Max said, "Then… Tyson's a girl! 'Cuz… 'cuz.. he eats all that food with sugar and spices and… everything nice! He's more of a girl than I am!"
"Huh? What? I'm not a girl! Look at me! Do I look like a girl to you?!"
"Yea… kinda… you know, with that ponytail and everything…" said Kenny.
"IT'S NOT A PONYTAIL!"
"Oh? Then what is it?" asked Mariah.
"It… it's a hair extension!" said Tyson, feeling proud that he could come up with an answer.
Mariah rolled her eyes, "GIRLS wear hair extensions." The boys minus Tyson laughed.
Agitated, Tyson barked, "SHUT UP! Well… Kai's a girl… because… because…"
"Because of what?" smirked Kai as he raised an eyebrow.
"YOU WEAR MAKE-UP!"
"It's not make-up you dolt! It's face paint! There's a difference!" defended Kai. Kai, not wanting to have more evidence calling him a girl, said, "Hm… seems like I'm stuck in a room with a bunch of girls… I'll leave you guys, I mean girls to your girl talk."
"WE'RE NOT GIRLS!" Kai rolled his eyes and walked out.
"Not all… I'm the most manly out of all of you guys," grinned Kenny proudly, "no one's called ME a girl yet."
"Oh, but you ARE girly!" said Ray.
"How?"
Max grinned evilly, "Your voice."
"My voice?" Kenny held his neck.
"Your voice IS pretty high for a guy…" said Mariah.
"IS NOT!"
"Sure…"
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Things are just going to get crazier since I really have no idea where this is heading. Hints of KaixRay coming up in the next chapter.
Hope you enjoyed it! Please review! ^^
Shower Curtains
Chapter 2
Back in the bathroom, Ray and Mariah were having a dispute.
"What the heck are you doing here?!"
"I've been assigned the role of being your inspector by the elders."
"What for? There were no inspectors before!"
Mariah shrugged, "I just do as they say. Mariah looked down at Ray.
Ray, realizing he was naked, blushed as he pulled the shower curtain around him.
"You like showers and not baths, eh?" She flipped open a notebook and jotted something down.
"You don't have to inspect me when I'm taking a shower do you?"
"Sure I do, the elders told me to inspect everything!" At that, Kai entered the room.
"What's going on in here?" Seeing Mariah, Kai smirked, "Oh… I think I'll leave the two of you alone," turning around to leave.
"What?! No! Kai! Don't leave me! Not with her!"
"And what's wrong with me??" said Mariah threateningly.
"Uh… nothing… it's just…"
"Yes?"
"YOU'RE A GIRL!!!"
"So… you have a problem with girls?"
"N… No!!! It's just that… you… a girl… is in here… with me… in a bathroom… and… I…. I… I WAS SHOWERING!!!"
"So…"
"I'm naked!"
"Then put on some clothes," Mariah said simply.
"I'm not gonna wear clothes!" Kai and Mariah raised their eyebrows.
"IN THE SHOWER!!!"
Mariah laughed while Kai smirked, as Tyson, Max and Kenny entered the bathroom.
"KAI!" yelled Tyson. Tyson ran to Kai hugging him tightly.
"You're alive! We thought the ghost got you!"
"Ghost?" asked Kai.
"Yea! You know that high-pitched girly scream we heard earlier? That was a ghost!"
Kai and Mariah snickered and Ray blushed.
"What?"
"Nothing," snickered Mariah.
"Anyways, Kai! You're alright!" Tyson hugged Kai tighter. "I've never been so scared in my life! Don't scare us like that again! We were so worried!"
Kai didn't pay any attention to Tyson's rambling. He was preoccupied with the task of prying Tyson off him with the help of Max and Kenny pulling at Tyson's feet. With one last tug, Kai was released from Tyson's grip. Kai was sent tumbling backwards and landed on Ray, who pulled off the shower curtain. Tyson fell on top of Max and Kenny. All the boys blushed furiously while Mariah rolled on the floor laughing.
"Tyson! You need to go on a diet!" gasped Max.
"Get off me! I can't breathe!" squeaked Kenny.
Each of the boys hurrying to get up, they all glare at Mariah. The glare wasn't too effective because they were all still blushing.
"NONE of us will speak of this incident. It never happened," said Kai clearly. The boys nodded.
"Oh, come on! It was funny! It NEEDS to be retold!" exclaimed Mariah. Kai glared.
"…No… I won't tell…" muttered Mariah as she looked down at the floor. The boys sighed in relief.
"So, what are you doing here Mariah?" asked Max.
"I'm here to inspect Ray!" said Mariah happily as she remembered her assignment.
"Why, though?" asked Kenny.
"How am I supposed to know? I don't question my elders. I only do what they say."
"So, what have you observed so far?" asked Kai.
Mariah cleared her throat as she flipped open her notebook. "Likes to sing altered songs while showering. Prefers showers over baths…" Mariah glanced behind Ray and scribbling as she was talking, "uses… L'Oréal… Kids… Shampoo… Tropical… Punch… for… extra… manageability…" Mariah glimpsed at the counter, "Ray uses L'Oréal Kids Burst of Cherry-Berry Styling Gel and L'Oréal Kids Burst of Sweet Pear Tangle Tamer too!"
"So THAT'S how he gets his hair pokey and stuff!" exclaimed Tyson. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"T… That's not mine!" stuttered Ray, "I…It's… It's…" Ray looked around at each person quickly, "MAX'S!!!"
"What? That's not mine. I don't use THAT stuff. I use this!" Max opened a cabinet and pulled out a bottle. It read "Johnson's Bath Bubbles Blue's Clues." Kai smirked at the new found knowledge while the others giggled. Max blushed.
"If you don't use L'Oréal Kids, Ray, then what DO you use?" asked Mariah.
"I… I…"
"You know, your hair did smell like punch," said Kai quietly.
"YOU SNIFFED HIS HAIR!?!?!" yelled Mariah.
"Uh… no…I…the…the smell was overwhelming! It was hard not to notice it," Kai said quickly, finishing it with a slight blush.
"Hm…" said Mariah suspiciously before turning back to Ray, "well?"
"… fine… so that's my shampoo, big whoop," Ray muttered, defeated. Mariah smiled.
"Let's see… soap…" Mariah glanced in the shower again, "sparkly pear Body Shop soap?!"
"No wonder he smelled so fruity," mumbled Kai.
"What'd you say Kai? I missed that," said Tyson.
"Uh… nothing," said Kai, flustered.
"Isn't Body Shop soap kinda… girly?" asked Max.
"IT'S NOT GIRLY! IT'S GOOD SOAP! IT SMELLS NICE AND EVERYTHING! DON'T DISS THE SOAP! LEAVE THE SOAP ALONE! I USE IT! AND I'M A GUY!" shrieked Ray. They could hear Ray panting heavily. Everyone stood quietly, shocked by Ray's outburst… well, almost everyone.
"Or are you?" Kai smirked.
"Yea…Ray could be a girl. He's got the long hair… and the soap," pointed out Max.
"I'M NOT A GIRL! GIRLS ARE—"
"Girls are WHAT, Ray?" said Mariah threateningly.
"Uh… are… made of sugar, spice and everything nice?" squeaked Ray.
"So you WOULD be a girl!" exclaimed Kenny.
"What!? How did you come up with that conclusion?" exclaimed Ray.
"Well… fruit like pears are nice, aren't they? And all your soaps are fruity," Kenny simply said.
"W… well… then Max's a girl too! He's on sugar highs all the time! Sugar's sweet!"
"What? I'm not a girl!" blurted Max.
"Sure…" Kenny rolled his eyes.
Getting frustrated, Max said, "Then… Tyson's a girl! 'Cuz… 'cuz.. he eats all that food with sugar and spices and… everything nice! He's more of a girl than I am!"
"Huh? What? I'm not a girl! Look at me! Do I look like a girl to you?!"
"Yea… kinda… you know, with that ponytail and everything…" said Kenny.
"IT'S NOT A PONYTAIL!"
"Oh? Then what is it?" asked Mariah.
"It… it's a hair extension!" said Tyson, feeling proud that he could come up with an answer.
Mariah rolled her eyes, "GIRLS wear hair extensions." The boys minus Tyson laughed.
Agitated, Tyson barked, "SHUT UP! Well… Kai's a girl… because… because…"
"Because of what?" smirked Kai as he raised an eyebrow.
"YOU WEAR MAKE-UP!"
"It's not make-up you dolt! It's face paint! There's a difference!" defended Kai. Kai, not wanting to have more evidence calling him a girl, said, "Hm… seems like I'm stuck in a room with a bunch of girls… I'll leave you guys, I mean girls to your girl talk."
"WE'RE NOT GIRLS!" Kai rolled his eyes and walked out.
"Not all… I'm the most manly out of all of you guys," grinned Kenny proudly, "no one's called ME a girl yet."
"Oh, but you ARE girly!" said Ray.
"How?"
Max grinned evilly, "Your voice."
"My voice?" Kenny held his neck.
"Your voice IS pretty high for a guy…" said Mariah.
"IS NOT!"
"Sure…"
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Things are just going to get crazier since I really have no idea where this is heading. Hints of KaixRay coming up in the next chapter.
Hope you enjoyed it! Please review! ^^