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Torpid Souls pt. III-Sesshomaru of the Dark Blade
Jaken stared in amazement and shock as the ferryman described what was happening to his lord. Then he got what he considered a great idea. "So m'lord is cured now that the soul is out?" Jaken asked smiling triumphantly, thinking that he already knew the answer. "Hell no!" shouted the ferryman, "Are you that thick? This is divine magic; martyrs are blessed at their death. The moment they die, they inhabit the assailant and wear the soul away until there is nothing left. After the soul is almost corrupted to the point that there is no chance of an afterlife, the souls start to leave, sometimes getting some of the corrupted soul caught in their wake. That is what you saw." The ferryman looked as though he was getting very annoyed. Jaken was thinking of retreating back to the castle to tell his lord the bad news. Of course, he wouldn't take it well. But as his lord's retainer, it was his duty. The ferryman sighed and started to paddle away when Jaken had another question and called him back. "So... m'lord is already condemned? Is there no way to stop this mess? I will do anything you require," Jaken said thoughtfully. The ferryman smiled on of those "Anything?" smiles. It would not be pleasant. "Okay, you little frog demon," the ferryman said as the diminutive man puffed out his throat in annoyance exactly like a frog, "Here's what you have to do...go to the Ryshin Mountains and consult the immortal that live there. He'll tell you what you need to know. He's into that essence and incense and all that, I only know about death, saving lives is someone else's job." With that, the decrepit old man used his oar to paddle away. It was about noon, though all the fog made it hard to tell. "Ryshin...do I know that from somewhere?" the little man questioned his brain, "It seems familiar..." Jaken gave up and started to walk back to the castle. It was lunch time and he wasn't about to let Sesshomaru tax his system by making something himself.
"WHAT?! THE RYSHIN MOUNTIANS!?!?" Jaken shied away from his very angry master. "What is so bad about the Ryshin Mountains?" Jaken asked very innocently. "Jaken, would you happen to know what the Ryshin Mountains are?" Sesshomaru asked just as innocently. "I've heard it before, but I can place it..." "THE RYSHIN MOUNTIANS ARE THE SACRED BURIAL PLACES OF ALL THOSE HOLY!!!!" Sesshomaru shouted so loud that the castle shook with all its might. "Jaken! That place has such divine energy that no demon can set foot on them without burning to ashes and mortals are overcome with the holy energy and will stand in one place basking in it until they die of starvation." Jaken's whole face drooped. "And you know what else Jaken?" Sesshomaru said with a strange seriousness. "What else is there that troubles you m'lord?" Jaken responded with deep concern. "I....I....I LOVE THIS COFFEE STUFF!!!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!" Sesshomaru then proceeded to dance like a monkey, "I NEED MORE! MORE I TELL YOU!!!!" Jaken was scared at this point, scared out of his mind. Sesshomaru ceased his dancing and said in a very grave tone, "We have visitors, I SHALL GO TO MEET THEM!!!" And Sessho leapt from his place... straight through a wall...and into the armory. CLASH CLATTER Jaken just stood there amazed at the chaos that had just been wreaked. It was going to be a long day...
"I told you Inuyasha, he is the only one who can bring back people from the dead," said a high-pitched feminine voice. "But Kagome! He's the enemy!" said rather angry growl-like voice. "Sit!" THUD! Sesshomaru crept up stealthily, then let out a big, "BANZAI!!!!!" as he jumped down to the courtyard where a white-haired dog man, a pretty young girl, a one-foot kitsune, and woman with a giant boomerang stood. There was also a monk in purple robes on the ground, with a rather huge piece of wood that went in through his ribs about where his heart would be and came out of the other side with masses of blood and what appeared to be cloth, probably from the robe. Sesshomaru looked at the body and said, "Tsk tsk... what a fine young man, be sure to have a nice ceremony for him." Then he walked off. All four of the people stared at him. "Ummm...aren't you going to do some dramatic speech? Or attack? Or something?" asked the fox-demon. Sesshomaru turned around and blinked, "Kupo?" he asked. "What?" said the boomerang girl, "Did you just say... 'kupo?'" Sesshomaru then placed his nose into the air and sniffed three times, then tackled the dark-haired, strangely dressed woman, "Where are they?!" Sesshomaru shouted as he grabbed her satchel, "WHERE ARE THEY!?!?" He was promptly smacked it the face by a hand, a fist, then a flat, cloth-wrapped weapon that sent him flying, but he still had Kagome's bag. "What the hell was that about!?" asked a half-man, half dog. Jaken appeared at the door to the castle and ran to his master's aid. "Arg! What did...you...do..." Jaken said as he looked up at the visitors, "YOU!" Jaken shouted as he pointed to the four, "Why are you here?" "God demmit! Can't you see the impaled monk on the ground?" said the half-demon. Sesshomaru stared and sweetly said, "Yes, and I said to give him a nice burial." He then proceeded to search the satchel that his claws had gotten him. "Ramen...ramen...RAMEN!? WHERE ARE THOSE ENERGY BEANS!?" Sesshomaru then let out a battle cry of "FOR THE GLORY OF COLUMBIA!!!" and attacked...missing completely. Instead, he hit a wall and made a large hole, "Ouchie!" he shouted. "Stop fooling around! We want you to use the Tensaiga." Barked the dog demon, Inuyasha he had been called. "Oh, okay," Sessho said, "But first...you must do something for me..." "What?" asked the fox-demon. Sesshomaru pointed at the group and shouted, "You must...GIVE ME COFFEE!!! BWHAHAHA!!!!!" "Is that all?" asked the miko from the future. "No," said Jaken as he cleared his voice, "You must also travel to the Ryshin Mountains and ask the immortal about...ummm...martyrs." "Now that's not very nice of you Jaken," said Sesshomaru, "I thought we were going there together. As a couple..." "BWA! You're scaring me!" yelled Jaken as he ran into the castle. "Umm...do what he says...I guess. But bring me more energy beans." And with that, he walked off. "Umm...okay..." said Inuyasha, "What was that about?" BTW, P-342 7-3 5!!!!
Torpid Souls pt. III-Sesshomaru of the Dark Blade
Jaken stared in amazement and shock as the ferryman described what was happening to his lord. Then he got what he considered a great idea. "So m'lord is cured now that the soul is out?" Jaken asked smiling triumphantly, thinking that he already knew the answer. "Hell no!" shouted the ferryman, "Are you that thick? This is divine magic; martyrs are blessed at their death. The moment they die, they inhabit the assailant and wear the soul away until there is nothing left. After the soul is almost corrupted to the point that there is no chance of an afterlife, the souls start to leave, sometimes getting some of the corrupted soul caught in their wake. That is what you saw." The ferryman looked as though he was getting very annoyed. Jaken was thinking of retreating back to the castle to tell his lord the bad news. Of course, he wouldn't take it well. But as his lord's retainer, it was his duty. The ferryman sighed and started to paddle away when Jaken had another question and called him back. "So... m'lord is already condemned? Is there no way to stop this mess? I will do anything you require," Jaken said thoughtfully. The ferryman smiled on of those "Anything?" smiles. It would not be pleasant. "Okay, you little frog demon," the ferryman said as the diminutive man puffed out his throat in annoyance exactly like a frog, "Here's what you have to do...go to the Ryshin Mountains and consult the immortal that live there. He'll tell you what you need to know. He's into that essence and incense and all that, I only know about death, saving lives is someone else's job." With that, the decrepit old man used his oar to paddle away. It was about noon, though all the fog made it hard to tell. "Ryshin...do I know that from somewhere?" the little man questioned his brain, "It seems familiar..." Jaken gave up and started to walk back to the castle. It was lunch time and he wasn't about to let Sesshomaru tax his system by making something himself.
"WHAT?! THE RYSHIN MOUNTIANS!?!?" Jaken shied away from his very angry master. "What is so bad about the Ryshin Mountains?" Jaken asked very innocently. "Jaken, would you happen to know what the Ryshin Mountains are?" Sesshomaru asked just as innocently. "I've heard it before, but I can place it..." "THE RYSHIN MOUNTIANS ARE THE SACRED BURIAL PLACES OF ALL THOSE HOLY!!!!" Sesshomaru shouted so loud that the castle shook with all its might. "Jaken! That place has such divine energy that no demon can set foot on them without burning to ashes and mortals are overcome with the holy energy and will stand in one place basking in it until they die of starvation." Jaken's whole face drooped. "And you know what else Jaken?" Sesshomaru said with a strange seriousness. "What else is there that troubles you m'lord?" Jaken responded with deep concern. "I....I....I LOVE THIS COFFEE STUFF!!!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!" Sesshomaru then proceeded to dance like a monkey, "I NEED MORE! MORE I TELL YOU!!!!" Jaken was scared at this point, scared out of his mind. Sesshomaru ceased his dancing and said in a very grave tone, "We have visitors, I SHALL GO TO MEET THEM!!!" And Sessho leapt from his place... straight through a wall...and into the armory. CLASH CLATTER Jaken just stood there amazed at the chaos that had just been wreaked. It was going to be a long day...
"I told you Inuyasha, he is the only one who can bring back people from the dead," said a high-pitched feminine voice. "But Kagome! He's the enemy!" said rather angry growl-like voice. "Sit!" THUD! Sesshomaru crept up stealthily, then let out a big, "BANZAI!!!!!" as he jumped down to the courtyard where a white-haired dog man, a pretty young girl, a one-foot kitsune, and woman with a giant boomerang stood. There was also a monk in purple robes on the ground, with a rather huge piece of wood that went in through his ribs about where his heart would be and came out of the other side with masses of blood and what appeared to be cloth, probably from the robe. Sesshomaru looked at the body and said, "Tsk tsk... what a fine young man, be sure to have a nice ceremony for him." Then he walked off. All four of the people stared at him. "Ummm...aren't you going to do some dramatic speech? Or attack? Or something?" asked the fox-demon. Sesshomaru turned around and blinked, "Kupo?" he asked. "What?" said the boomerang girl, "Did you just say... 'kupo?'" Sesshomaru then placed his nose into the air and sniffed three times, then tackled the dark-haired, strangely dressed woman, "Where are they?!" Sesshomaru shouted as he grabbed her satchel, "WHERE ARE THEY!?!?" He was promptly smacked it the face by a hand, a fist, then a flat, cloth-wrapped weapon that sent him flying, but he still had Kagome's bag. "What the hell was that about!?" asked a half-man, half dog. Jaken appeared at the door to the castle and ran to his master's aid. "Arg! What did...you...do..." Jaken said as he looked up at the visitors, "YOU!" Jaken shouted as he pointed to the four, "Why are you here?" "God demmit! Can't you see the impaled monk on the ground?" said the half-demon. Sesshomaru stared and sweetly said, "Yes, and I said to give him a nice burial." He then proceeded to search the satchel that his claws had gotten him. "Ramen...ramen...RAMEN!? WHERE ARE THOSE ENERGY BEANS!?" Sesshomaru then let out a battle cry of "FOR THE GLORY OF COLUMBIA!!!" and attacked...missing completely. Instead, he hit a wall and made a large hole, "Ouchie!" he shouted. "Stop fooling around! We want you to use the Tensaiga." Barked the dog demon, Inuyasha he had been called. "Oh, okay," Sessho said, "But first...you must do something for me..." "What?" asked the fox-demon. Sesshomaru pointed at the group and shouted, "You must...GIVE ME COFFEE!!! BWHAHAHA!!!!!" "Is that all?" asked the miko from the future. "No," said Jaken as he cleared his voice, "You must also travel to the Ryshin Mountains and ask the immortal about...ummm...martyrs." "Now that's not very nice of you Jaken," said Sesshomaru, "I thought we were going there together. As a couple..." "BWA! You're scaring me!" yelled Jaken as he ran into the castle. "Umm...do what he says...I guess. But bring me more energy beans." And with that, he walked off. "Umm...okay..." said Inuyasha, "What was that about?" BTW, P-342 7-3 5!!!!