Chapter 2

Mario Eat World

Mario: *has an intimidating look on his face*

Luigi: *has an intimidatED look on his face*

Mario: *takes three steps forward*

Luigi: *takes three steps backwards*

Luigi: *cowering in a corner*

Mario: YOU. LIED. TO. ME.

Luigi: Ehh... um.... err...

Mario: YOU. MADE. ME. SPILL. MY. SECRET.

Luigi: Uh yeah but that's not so...

Mario: AND. NOW. I. WILL. GET. YOU!

Luigi: Um, listen big brother....

Mario: LISTEN. TO. WHAT? I. WILL. NOT. LISTEN. TO. ANY. OF. YOUR. HOPELESS. WORDS!

Luigi: Eeeeeeee...

Mario: GREAT. JUST. WHAT. I. NEEDED. MY. LITTLE. BROTHER. IS. TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Luigi: I'm tan? Coooooooool!

Luigi: *pretending to look stupid* Oh, wait. How did I get that tan?

Mario: DON'T. ACT. STUPID. YOU. HEAR. ME? YOU. DID. IT. TO. STEAL. PRINCESS. PEACH!

Mario: Who, by the way, is my GIRLFRIEND!

Luigi: Finally! You finally stopped talking in caps and periods!

Luigi: Wait. Peach is your... girlfriend?

Mario: YEAH!

Mario: If you were *making quote marks w/ fingers in Luigi's face* "Toad", then you would know that I asked Peach out on the pier on the last day of my vacation!

Luigi: YOU ASKED PEACH OUT?!?

Mario: YOU HEARD ME KID BROTHER!

Mario: And, by the way, you're too young to date. HAHAHA! *chuckles*

Luigi: OH YEAH?!? WHO SAYS?

Mario: Our mom.

Luigi: BUT THAT WAS WHEN I WAS... uh... TWELVE!

Mario: Twelve, twenty-two, what's the difference? You're still as immature as ever!

Luigi: I am NOT immature!

Luigi: Look. I'm SMARTER. *pulls copy of Mario Party guide out and points*

Mario: But that doesn't mean you're...

Mario: Whatever. Who would ask YOU out, anyways?

Luigi: ...

Mario: Anyways, I have a date with BEAUTIFUL PEACH tonight! Mwahahahahah!

Luigi: But...

Mario: No "buts"!

Mario: Bye bye, kid brother!

Mario: MARIO. EAT. WORLD!