VashtehStampede
(written by Dane Mcgill)
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"Did you hear about the server that crashed yesterday? They say it didn't really go down, but all the data for the buildings and shops were erased, and all the players online at the time lost all their items and gold but lost no HP or MP!"
"You mean like a non violent crash?"
"There's more! They say it was the legendary hacker known as VashtehStampede!"
"Vashtehstampede? I thought he was just a myth."
"Yeah, but there are people who have seen him! He dresses entirely in red with spikey blonde hair, carries a huge silver weapon, and his stats are more than just maxed out, like he modded them higher than the system limit."
"I think you've been online too long..."
"It's true! I even met him once!"
"Eh?"
"Yeah, I was out leveling up one time on my own when these uber-high level guys came up all decked out in the fucking 1337 shit! Like they'd been playing forever. They told me to give them all my gold or they'd playerkill me!"
"I heard rumours about playerkilling bandits a while back.."
"Then all a sudden this complete moron falls off the cliff above us and takes massive impact damage when he landed in between me and the 1337 guys. He actually got up and asked them for some healing, he went right up to the leader and asked for a potion!"
"Sounds like an idiot"
"Then the 1337 guys started to try and attack him with physical attacks but they missed each time! One tried casting some higher level magic but Vash cast a spell almost instantly that drained all his MP in one go!"
"eh? MP drain?"
"Yeah! Then when they all rushed at him at once he drew his weapon and attacked each of them faster than I could follow! And get this.. His weapon broke their weapons, armor, accessories, and even drained all their MP and Half their HP!! They were helpless!! They all logged out as quick as they could. pwned!!
"I find that really hard to believe... So what happened to him?"
"Dunno, he just asked me to heal him and left."
"A player who has ungodly stats, the strongest weapon ever, the ability to crasha server, and he doesn't playerkill?"
"Uh huh."
"...You've been online too long."
"geh!" falls over ''IT'S TRUE I TELL YOU!''
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(written by Dane Mcgill)
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"Did you hear about the server that crashed yesterday? They say it didn't really go down, but all the data for the buildings and shops were erased, and all the players online at the time lost all their items and gold but lost no HP or MP!"
"You mean like a non violent crash?"
"There's more! They say it was the legendary hacker known as VashtehStampede!"
"Vashtehstampede? I thought he was just a myth."
"Yeah, but there are people who have seen him! He dresses entirely in red with spikey blonde hair, carries a huge silver weapon, and his stats are more than just maxed out, like he modded them higher than the system limit."
"I think you've been online too long..."
"It's true! I even met him once!"
"Eh?"
"Yeah, I was out leveling up one time on my own when these uber-high level guys came up all decked out in the fucking 1337 shit! Like they'd been playing forever. They told me to give them all my gold or they'd playerkill me!"
"I heard rumours about playerkilling bandits a while back.."
"Then all a sudden this complete moron falls off the cliff above us and takes massive impact damage when he landed in between me and the 1337 guys. He actually got up and asked them for some healing, he went right up to the leader and asked for a potion!"
"Sounds like an idiot"
"Then the 1337 guys started to try and attack him with physical attacks but they missed each time! One tried casting some higher level magic but Vash cast a spell almost instantly that drained all his MP in one go!"
"eh? MP drain?"
"Yeah! Then when they all rushed at him at once he drew his weapon and attacked each of them faster than I could follow! And get this.. His weapon broke their weapons, armor, accessories, and even drained all their MP and Half their HP!! They were helpless!! They all logged out as quick as they could. pwned!!
"I find that really hard to believe... So what happened to him?"
"Dunno, he just asked me to heal him and left."
"A player who has ungodly stats, the strongest weapon ever, the ability to crasha server, and he doesn't playerkill?"
"Uh huh."
"...You've been online too long."
"geh!" falls over ''IT'S TRUE I TELL YOU!''
-=] The End [=-
-=] ? [=-