Mayhem
By: Athena Diagon Cat
Disclaimer: I do not own any Lord of the Rings characters, except for Fëawen, who actually owns me.
This is a response to Erestor's challenge:
Glorfindel, Elladan and Elrohir are now on the main character list! So here's a writing challenge for you to celebrate. Write a humorous little story (without slash) in which Glorfindel and the twins are the main characters. Include a tree house, a reference to a drunk dwarf, and Erestor saying, "This is not funny" in your story. No other rules. This is a random challenge.
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While Erestor was rubbing mud into Glorfindel's hair, Elladan and Elrohir snuck back to their rooms, snickering.
"I didn't know Erestor hated water so much!" Elladan gasped.
"He really is like a cat," said Elrohir, doubled over from laughing.
"I have to tell Lady Fëawen," said his twin, naming a friend of Glorfindel and Erestor's. "She'd love the news!"
"What news?" asked Lady Fëawen, opening the door.
"Erestor screams like a girl!" said Elladan. Fëawen stared at him.
"I give up! I'll never understand you two!" she said, throwing her arms up in defeat and backing out. The twins laughed harder.
"Did you see her face?" Elrohir gasped.
"It was priceless! Now, who shall we torture next?"
"How about… Glorfindel? He gave us away."
"Perfect!" hissed Elladan, an evil smile forming on his face.
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Glorfindel was not particularly happy about having mud in his hair, but he managed not to kill Erestor. Instead, he dashed back to his room and took a nice long bath. Seeing how the day's events had been exhausting, our balrog slayer went strait to bed. So when Elladan and Elrohir crept into his room, they found him sprawled on the bed in only his breeches, sound asleep.
Elladan hastily gathered up all of Glorfindel's weapons while Elrohir crept over to Glorfindel's form. As soon as his twin slipped out of the room, Elrohir leaned over and into Glorfindel's ear yelled:
"BALROG!"
Glorfindel yelped and jumped out of bed, staring around madly. Elrohir fled, but Glorfindel saw him, and followed, yelling at him angrily.
Dodging Fëawen, (who pretended not to notice,) Glorfindel pursued Elrohir into the gardens. The son of Elrond was beginning to give up hope of surviving when he saw a group of young Elven ladies. He dashed past them, yelling as he ran that they had to stop Glorfindel from killing him. So when Glorfindel reached the ladies, they grabbed him and insisted he walk with them, all the while sneaking looks at his chest.
"This means war, Elladan and Elrohir!" he yelled.
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Short. Very short. Sorry.
In response to reviewers:
Kate the Tigress: Thank you.
Erestor: Thanks!
hecate: I could have said 'the Middle Earth equivalent to water balloons', but it was too long. As for Glorfindel giggling, it seemed to fit. Sorry.
XxgemxX: Thanks.
I was going to end it last chapter, but I decided not to, ok?
-ADC