Chapter 5
The Goomba of Doomba
("HEEY! HEEEEY! QUIT LAUGHIN' AT MY FREAKIN' NAME, PEOPLE!")
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Anime sweatdrops appeared on both Mario's and Peach's foreheads. Facing them was a mushroom. With evil eyes. And fangs. And two feet. Otherwise known as... a Goomba. Traitor of the Mushroom Kingdom.
"You betrayed us..." Mario started to say.
"Ahem," the mushroom said.
(A/N: I don't know if Goombas can talk, but I guess...)
"I am the Goomba of Doomba."
Mario and Peach looked at each other. Five seconds later, they fell over and started cracking up.
"HAW... HAW... HAW... WE CAME ALL THE WAY HERE... FOR... A... LITTLE MUSHROOM... TO THREATEN US... HAW HAW HAW... AH HAHAH..."
"SHUT UP!" the Goomba ordered. "Anyways, here are three Warp Pipes..."
"WHAHAHAHAH WHAT A SILLY NAME... GWAHAHAHAH... GOOMBA... DOOMBA... HAW HAW..."
"AAAARGHHH!" the Goomba of Doomba screamed. "Anyways, there are three... three.. pipes... Warp pipes... Pipes... SHUT UP!... Warp Pipes... that will... WILL YOU PLEASE... transport... Warp Pipes... QUIT LAUGHING AT MY NAME... Pipes... Pipes... ALL RIGHT! LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! Cuz I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY MORE... STOOOOOOP IT... INFORM... WILLL YOU PLEASE... ATION! GRRRRRRRRRRR! NO MORE INFORMATION FOR YOU! SHUT UP! I HAVE LOOOOOOOOOOST IT!"
Mario and Peach didn't hear any of this.
"I HAVE LOOOOOOOOOOOST IT, YOU HEAR ME?!? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST IT! CUT IT OUUUUUUUUUUUUT! I HAVE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
"FWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH... STUPID NAME... HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW..."
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I CAAAAAAAAAN'T TAAAAAAAAKE IT ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"
At this moment, four heads came into the corners of the... er, screen. "LET'S D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!" screamed the four heads simultaneously.
"Yugi?!?" Mario asked.
Yugi looked at Tristan, who looked at Tea, who looked at Joey.
"Oops, sorry, wrong fanfic," Tea said hurriedly. The four exited.
"ANYWAYS... AS I WAS SAYING..." the Goomba of Doomba hollered.
"We don't care what you're saying," Mario snapped down at the Goomba. Three seconds later Mario stepped on it.
"My hero..." Peach groveled down at Mario's feet.
"Anytime," Mario randomly replied. "Come on, let's randomly jump in to any random one..." Mario said randomly, and randomly jumped into a random Warp Pipe. Notice the randoms.
Peach pulled her dress up to prepare to jump into the Warp Pipe, but suddenly she was struck with a random amnesia attack.
"Which one was it?"
"Ummm... I think I'll pick this one..."
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A/N: Very short and random chapter, I know.... anyways, tell me what you think?
The Goomba of Doomba
("HEEY! HEEEEY! QUIT LAUGHIN' AT MY FREAKIN' NAME, PEOPLE!")
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Anime sweatdrops appeared on both Mario's and Peach's foreheads. Facing them was a mushroom. With evil eyes. And fangs. And two feet. Otherwise known as... a Goomba. Traitor of the Mushroom Kingdom.
"You betrayed us..." Mario started to say.
"Ahem," the mushroom said.
(A/N: I don't know if Goombas can talk, but I guess...)
"I am the Goomba of Doomba."
Mario and Peach looked at each other. Five seconds later, they fell over and started cracking up.
"HAW... HAW... HAW... WE CAME ALL THE WAY HERE... FOR... A... LITTLE MUSHROOM... TO THREATEN US... HAW HAW HAW... AH HAHAH..."
"SHUT UP!" the Goomba ordered. "Anyways, here are three Warp Pipes..."
"WHAHAHAHAH WHAT A SILLY NAME... GWAHAHAHAH... GOOMBA... DOOMBA... HAW HAW..."
"AAAARGHHH!" the Goomba of Doomba screamed. "Anyways, there are three... three.. pipes... Warp pipes... Pipes... SHUT UP!... Warp Pipes... that will... WILL YOU PLEASE... transport... Warp Pipes... QUIT LAUGHING AT MY NAME... Pipes... Pipes... ALL RIGHT! LAUGH ALL YOU WANT! Cuz I'M NOT GIVING YOU ANY MORE... STOOOOOOP IT... INFORM... WILLL YOU PLEASE... ATION! GRRRRRRRRRRR! NO MORE INFORMATION FOR YOU! SHUT UP! I HAVE LOOOOOOOOOOST IT!"
Mario and Peach didn't hear any of this.
"I HAVE LOOOOOOOOOOOST IT, YOU HEAR ME?!? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST IT! CUT IT OUUUUUUUUUUUUT! I HAVE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
"FWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH... STUPID NAME... HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW..."
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I CAAAAAAAAAN'T TAAAAAAAAKE IT ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"
At this moment, four heads came into the corners of the... er, screen. "LET'S D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!" screamed the four heads simultaneously.
"Yugi?!?" Mario asked.
Yugi looked at Tristan, who looked at Tea, who looked at Joey.
"Oops, sorry, wrong fanfic," Tea said hurriedly. The four exited.
"ANYWAYS... AS I WAS SAYING..." the Goomba of Doomba hollered.
"We don't care what you're saying," Mario snapped down at the Goomba. Three seconds later Mario stepped on it.
"My hero..." Peach groveled down at Mario's feet.
"Anytime," Mario randomly replied. "Come on, let's randomly jump in to any random one..." Mario said randomly, and randomly jumped into a random Warp Pipe. Notice the randoms.
Peach pulled her dress up to prepare to jump into the Warp Pipe, but suddenly she was struck with a random amnesia attack.
"Which one was it?"
"Ummm... I think I'll pick this one..."
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A/N: Very short and random chapter, I know.... anyways, tell me what you think?