Mayhem
By: Athena Diagon Cat
Disclaimer: I do not own any Lord of the Rings characters, except for Fëawen, Péniel, and Culcairiel.
This is a response to Erestor's challenge:
Glorfindel, Elladan and Elrohir are now on the main character list! So here's a writing challenge for you to celebrate. Write a humorous little story (without slash) in which Glorfindel and the twins are the main characters. Include a tree house, a reference to a drunk dwarf, and Erestor saying, "This is not funny" in your story. No other rules. This is a random challenge.
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Elladan and Elrohir decided that since Glorfindel had done the cruel, they would, too. So Elladan gathered up some hay from the stables while Elrohir got some matches. They put the hay in some stone pots on Glorfindel's balcony and hid in the nearby trees with the matches.
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Glorfindel cautiously crept into his room, hoping that there were no buckets of water or slime above his door. When nothing dropped on him, he frowned. The twins were bound to have something really nasty for him.
With a sigh, he went out on his balcony.
"Why is there hay in my flower pots?" he wondered aloud. Burning matches answered his question, sending flames up.
Glorfindel groaned and went back in for a washbasin full of water. He dumped the water out onto the flames and glared at the trees where Elladan and Elrohir were.
"If you were trying to scare me, don't do it with fire. It brings back some fairly… unpleasant… memories."
"Yes, Glorfindel," said the twins, disappointed.
"And come here."
Elrohir and Elladan glanced at each other, but climbed on to the balcony anyway. Glorfindel grinned and put an arm around each of them.
"That was very immature… but we all have our childish sides." Still grinning, he dropped some ice cubes down their robes and released them. "Let that be a lesson to you!"
Laughing, he retreated to his room.
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Thank you Erestor, Catmint, IrethAncalime3791, XxgemxX, Sweet A.K, and pinnin-luva99 for reviewing! And I suppose I must thank twinmayhem as well… too bad I'm 1/16th Armenian and hold grudges for a very long time…
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-ADC (who is very excited about her new story on fictionpress!)