Inuyasha had given Sesshoumaru his sword back, and the young dog demon was
pissed.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU USED MY SWORD FOR PIMPING!!!!"
"But Pops gave me the idea!"
"WHAT!?"
Pops sighs, "I was just makin' up a damn bedtime story so the little bugger would go to sleep! How was I supposed to know he'd get ideas?"
Inuyasha curls up in a ball and pouts because he has no walking stick, and Sesshoumaru goes to find his servant, Jaken, to test out his new sword. Pops turns on the TV, and Inuyasha sits up because the Nekoyasha is back with its Christmas special. Suddenly a loud scream comes from the third hallway leading to Mount Doom.
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"LORD SESSHOUMARU!!! WHY!?" Jaken's shout of angst pauses for a moment. "Hey! I'm not dead! YAY!" he looks at Lord Sesshoumaru. "Oh crap...."
Sesshoumaru's eyes start to flash pin—magenta, and Jaken tries desperately to run away, but he fails miserably. Sesshoumaru uses his bare hands to strangle his toadish servant, and he heads back to the living room to try and slice his brother with his new sword.
"YAHHHHH!!! POPS!! KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!"
"Sesshoumaru," Pops starts, "your sword cannot kill. Well, not unless you start hitting your target repeatedly with it until they die from blood loss..."
Sesshoumaru gets an evil twitch in his eye, and Inuyasha feebly crawls behind his father.
Pops clears his throat and continues, "Anyway, your sword cannot kill, but with is you can save lives. And I do hope you plan to resurrect Jaken with it because the union is not gonna like this...." Sesshoumaru grunts and leaves to go bring Jaken back from the other side.
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Yup! I loved writing this chapter!
Thx to ne1 that reviewed!
Bai!
Jenna/mika/jonnass
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU USED MY SWORD FOR PIMPING!!!!"
"But Pops gave me the idea!"
"WHAT!?"
Pops sighs, "I was just makin' up a damn bedtime story so the little bugger would go to sleep! How was I supposed to know he'd get ideas?"
Inuyasha curls up in a ball and pouts because he has no walking stick, and Sesshoumaru goes to find his servant, Jaken, to test out his new sword. Pops turns on the TV, and Inuyasha sits up because the Nekoyasha is back with its Christmas special. Suddenly a loud scream comes from the third hallway leading to Mount Doom.
_____________
"LORD SESSHOUMARU!!! WHY!?" Jaken's shout of angst pauses for a moment. "Hey! I'm not dead! YAY!" he looks at Lord Sesshoumaru. "Oh crap...."
Sesshoumaru's eyes start to flash pin—magenta, and Jaken tries desperately to run away, but he fails miserably. Sesshoumaru uses his bare hands to strangle his toadish servant, and he heads back to the living room to try and slice his brother with his new sword.
"YAHHHHH!!! POPS!! KEEP HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!"
"Sesshoumaru," Pops starts, "your sword cannot kill. Well, not unless you start hitting your target repeatedly with it until they die from blood loss..."
Sesshoumaru gets an evil twitch in his eye, and Inuyasha feebly crawls behind his father.
Pops clears his throat and continues, "Anyway, your sword cannot kill, but with is you can save lives. And I do hope you plan to resurrect Jaken with it because the union is not gonna like this...." Sesshoumaru grunts and leaves to go bring Jaken back from the other side.
~~~~~~~~~
Yup! I loved writing this chapter!
Thx to ne1 that reviewed!
Bai!
Jenna/mika/jonnass