Mayhem

By: Athena Diagon Cat

Disclaimer: I do not own any Lord of the Rings characters, except for Fëawen, Péniel, and Culcairiel.

This is a response to Erestor's challenge:

Glorfindel, Elladan and Elrohir are now on the main character list! So here's a writing challenge for you to celebrate. Write a humorous little story (without slash) in which Glorfindel and the twins are the main characters. Include a tree house, a reference to a drunk dwarf, and Erestor saying, "This is not funny" in your story. No other rules. This is a random challenge.

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            Elladan and Elrohir decided they were not going to take a hint and stop pranking Glorfindel. After all, ice cubes being put down your robes is rather sadistic.

            "Let's do something that will embarrass Glorfindel," said Elladan.

            "Isn't that what pranks do?" asked Elrohir.

            "Er… right."

            The twins wandered around Rivendell trying to think of something when they heard insane giggling. They peeked out a window overlooking the garden. There was Fëawen and Péniel drinking something from strange colorful cans.

            "'Ello *hic* El'dan! 'Ello El'hir!" said Péniel, and fell off her bench. Fëawen promptly fell off hers from laughing so hard.

            "Are you… drunk?" asked Elrohir doubtfully. Fëawen pulled herself up.

            "No, we're just hyper!" she said before falling over again. Péniel nodded enthusiastically.

            "Look! Silly green aliens from Mars!"

            "What's Mars?" Fëawen asked. Her sister shrugged.

            "I don't know. But isn't it funny?"

            "It's pointless," said Elladan.

            "That's the point!" said Fëawen happily.

            "So what are you drinking?"

            "Soda! My friend Sarah gave me a whole load of it!"

            "It makes you hyper," Péniel said wisely, and burped.

            "This is just what we need!" said Elrohir. "We'll get Glorfindel to drink some at dinner tonight and he'll completely embarrass himself!"

            "Fëawen, can we have some of this soda?"

            "Go ahead. If I drink anymore, I'll end up bouncing off the walls."

            Elladan and Elrohir shared an evil smile.

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            That night, the twins slipped some soda into Glorfindel's wine. Glorfindel didn't notice the unusual flavor, and so he soon became hyper.

            "Come, Erestor, and dance with me!" he said, bouncing in place.

            "No, thank you," said Erestor, backing away. Glorfindel shrugged and bounced over to Culcairiel and asked very politely if she had seen any orange goats recently. Culcairiel told him just as politely that she had never even heard of an orange goat.

            "Pity," said Glorfindel, and looked at the ceiling. "Do you think I can touch the ceiling if I jump high enough?"

            "Er…"

            Glorfindel ignored her and started bouncing.

            "Whee! This is fun!"

            "Dear Valar," groaned Fëawen. "You didn't mix it with his wine, did you?"

            "Um…" the twins said nervously.

            "He is going to be so cross in the morning…"

            "Oops."

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Heehee. The wonders of soda!

Thanks to Erestor, IrethAncalime3791, and Catmint for reviewing!

By the way, my sister Polly reacts to soda much more then me. I wonder why? Anyway, please review!

-ADC