"YAH!!"

"What the hell?"

"Gmmphurkkk!"

Inuyasha's mom and Pops run to the living room and see Inuyasha running around in his feeted jammies with a rabid turtle chasing him.

"Mommy!!"

"Save him, Harold!"

"Wait a tick..." He runs off to get something, and comes back a few moments later carrying a Polaroid camera. "Smile and say 'cheese,' Inuyasha!"

Inuyasha and the turtle stop running and strike a pose for the picture, and then resume their chase.

"Nnggh."

"YAAHHH!!!!" Inuyasha lets out his biggest scream yet.

"What?" a very annoyed, very sleepy Sesshoumaru grunts.

"Y-y-y-your face! What's wrong with it!?" Inuyasha's voice becomes shrill as he backs away from his brother.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY FACE!!??" Sesshoumaru's eyes start to flash pin—magenta...

"I-i-it's.... GREEN!"

Sesshoumaru's eyes stop flashing, and his normal bored look comes back.

"It's just a face mask, baka."

"Oh...."

"Uh...alright...let's see what Santa brought!" Pops said before an awkward silence.

"Yay! Uh, I think Sesshoumaru can have my turtle..."

"Hey! That's my turtle! You dolt! You opened the wrong present!"

"I was wondering why it was foaming pink..." "It's not pink! It's magenta!"

"Anyway...open your OWN presents.... Inuyasha's are wrapped in ramen wrappers, and Sesshoumaru's are wrapped in pin—magenta..."

Sesshoumaru and Inuyasha dive into the piles of presents.

A few hours later

"Hey! I didn't get orange flavored ramen!"

"They don't make it, dear."

"Yes they DO!"

"Dork! No they don't!" Sesshoumaru had cleaned off the facemask, and was now gazing at himself in the mirror wearing his new. ...magenta...jammie pants.

"Hey, biggest brother?"

"Huh?"

"Why are you wearing pink pants?"

"Damn kid'll never learn...." Pops mutters to himself.

Sesshoumaru stops staring at himself, turns to Inuyasha, and smiles as nicely as physically possible for an evil lord.

"Why, that's an excellent question, little brother...." His smile instantly turns into an evil, loathing smirk, "They are not pink, stupid!! How stupid can you get!? They're OBVIOUSLY magenta, stooge!!" Sesshoumaru give Inuyasha one of the death stares he was oh-so-famous for, and he sticks his tongue out at his younger brother.

"THBBBTH!"

Inuyasha is huddled on the floor in the feedle position.

"Anyway..." Sesshoumaru looks around at his presents. "Hey! I didn't get one thing I asked for!!"

"Me neither!"

"Double negative, dear!" Inuyasha's mom looks expectantly at her son, waiting for him to correct himself. Inuyasha stares into space for a few minutes.

"THE PURPLE PENGUINS ARE TEAMING UP WITH THE FORCES OF EVIL JACKASSES!!!" He looks at his mother, who is still staring at him. "What about double negatives?"

END

yes! It's finally over!! Ahem....i'm actually pretty pleased w/ myself on this 1...the ending wasn't really pathetic! Yay! I'm startin on a new 1, and I have the 1st chappie posted (It's LOTR) it's odd....GUMMI BEARS!!!!....ahem....

syonara!!

Jenna/mika/JONNASS

O ya....

Jojoblonde: no...bose is just the spark of boredom inspired randomness...tho
her trippin over a flipflop could add some interesting things...

Yoriyori: why thank you!

Darakeru kitsune: is that good or bad?

Im1smartblonde: I'm just gonna go now.....