OMG I got reviews! Muahahahahahahahahahahahahayadayada. Ok, I'll post Ch 3.
Cliffhanger relief um thingy.
Joey: What's Crebain? Where's Dunland? What's with the hats?
* Authoress disappears *
(Crebain have passed)
Merry: I have no idea, I have no idea, and your hair is florescent.
Pippin: Yeah, I need shades.
Authoress: That is a weird picture in my brain.
All: ? ~_^ Whatever.
Sam: Hey! Why haven't I said anything yet?
Authoress: You're still here? I thought I sent you to the Shadow Realm. Oh well, I'll do it now.
* Sam and Authoress disappear*
Frodo: Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-*takes breathe*- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam! NO!
Mai: What a set of lungs.
Carhadras Scene
Joey: We'll never make it to the top.
Mai: Ugh. Boys.
Later-
* Men pick up hobbits * * Gimli tries to pick up Yugi*
Yugi: * switches to Yami *
Yami: Unhand me, foolish mortal!
Gimli: Aaah! What are you?
Yami: I am a 5000 year old Egyptian Spirit. Sadly, that is all I know about my self. * Goes into deep sad thought *
Gimli: Uhh. Egypt, right, whatever.
Tea: I can't go on. * faints *
Yami: Tea! * catches Tea * I'll carry you, Tea.
Tea: Oh, Yugi.
Yami: Uh, I'm Yami.
Tea: * recovers & stands up * Aww, I wanted Yugi. * pouts *
Yami: He wouldn't be able to carry you.
Puzzle: Hey!
Unconscious hobbits: Aahh! Inanimate objects are talking!
Gandalf: Nooo!
Wind: kishv fdkls djdo xlajhd kdahfi jz sdjf zaks dkhf kishv fdkls djdo xlajhd kdahfi jz sdjf zaks dkhf
Legolas: There is a foul voice on the air.
Airenidale: Gee, Ya think.
Gandalf: It's Saruman!
Tea: We should try to make friends with Saruman. I'll bet he's just lonely.
YGO cast that is present: * rolls eyes *
LOTR cast: * horror faces *
Airenidale: * eye twitches *
Tea: . Or something.
Gandalf: Saruman has possessed her!
* Yami switches to Yugi *
Yugi: No, she's always like that. * Looks at Tea kindly (as is his way) *
Aragorn: Saruman is trying to bring down the mountain! Gandalf, we must turn back! Tea: WHAT? After we climbed all that way?
Mai: Wow, Joey was actually right. We didn't make it to the top.
Yugi: Where is Joey?
Mai: We left him and Tristan halfway down the mountain. They're probably buried in snow by now.
Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf! We must turn back! And we can't leave Tristan and Joey!
Gandalf: But, but.
Authoress: * appears * Geez Gandalf, it's just a Balrog. * rolls eyes * * disappears *
Gandalf: AGH! I'll show you! Forward to Moria!
Like it? Hate it? Do I care? No, so review truthfully, pleez.
Cliffhanger relief um thingy.
Joey: What's Crebain? Where's Dunland? What's with the hats?
* Authoress disappears *
(Crebain have passed)
Merry: I have no idea, I have no idea, and your hair is florescent.
Pippin: Yeah, I need shades.
Authoress: That is a weird picture in my brain.
All: ? ~_^ Whatever.
Sam: Hey! Why haven't I said anything yet?
Authoress: You're still here? I thought I sent you to the Shadow Realm. Oh well, I'll do it now.
* Sam and Authoress disappear*
Frodo: Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-*takes breathe*- aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam! NO!
Mai: What a set of lungs.
Carhadras Scene
Joey: We'll never make it to the top.
Mai: Ugh. Boys.
Later-
* Men pick up hobbits * * Gimli tries to pick up Yugi*
Yugi: * switches to Yami *
Yami: Unhand me, foolish mortal!
Gimli: Aaah! What are you?
Yami: I am a 5000 year old Egyptian Spirit. Sadly, that is all I know about my self. * Goes into deep sad thought *
Gimli: Uhh. Egypt, right, whatever.
Tea: I can't go on. * faints *
Yami: Tea! * catches Tea * I'll carry you, Tea.
Tea: Oh, Yugi.
Yami: Uh, I'm Yami.
Tea: * recovers & stands up * Aww, I wanted Yugi. * pouts *
Yami: He wouldn't be able to carry you.
Puzzle: Hey!
Unconscious hobbits: Aahh! Inanimate objects are talking!
Gandalf: Nooo!
Wind: kishv fdkls djdo xlajhd kdahfi jz sdjf zaks dkhf kishv fdkls djdo xlajhd kdahfi jz sdjf zaks dkhf
Legolas: There is a foul voice on the air.
Airenidale: Gee, Ya think.
Gandalf: It's Saruman!
Tea: We should try to make friends with Saruman. I'll bet he's just lonely.
YGO cast that is present: * rolls eyes *
LOTR cast: * horror faces *
Airenidale: * eye twitches *
Tea: . Or something.
Gandalf: Saruman has possessed her!
* Yami switches to Yugi *
Yugi: No, she's always like that. * Looks at Tea kindly (as is his way) *
Aragorn: Saruman is trying to bring down the mountain! Gandalf, we must turn back! Tea: WHAT? After we climbed all that way?
Mai: Wow, Joey was actually right. We didn't make it to the top.
Yugi: Where is Joey?
Mai: We left him and Tristan halfway down the mountain. They're probably buried in snow by now.
Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf! We must turn back! And we can't leave Tristan and Joey!
Gandalf: But, but.
Authoress: * appears * Geez Gandalf, it's just a Balrog. * rolls eyes * * disappears *
Gandalf: AGH! I'll show you! Forward to Moria!
Like it? Hate it? Do I care? No, so review truthfully, pleez.