I want to say beforehand that I mean no offense to blondes. I am a dumb
blonde which, I would think is worse.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except me. Airenidale belongs to my
friend.
Right before Moria
Tristan: So. what exactly is Moria anyway?
Gimli: O_O but, but, but surely you have heard of Khazad-Dum, The Great City of the Dwarves!
Joey: O.o uh, I'm not ringin' any bells.
Legolas: What do bells have to do with this?
Mai: It's called a figure of speech, you blonde.
Airenidale: You're one to talk.
Mai: Stop sticking up for your boyfriend.
Legolas: I'm not her boyfriend! * nervous look *
Mai: Stay out of this, blonde male!
Airenidale: Shut up!
Joey: Ladies! Break it up!
Mai & Airenidale: Stay out of this! * sissy fight *
Gimli: * talking to Yugi & Frodo * The secrets of Moria are so well hidden that even its masters cannot remember them.
Legolas: Why am I not surprised?
Airenidale: * giddy laugh *
Tea: That wasn't a very friendly thing to say. Why don't you two be friends instead? The bonds of friendship are very powerful and * continues unheard *
Gandalf: Look! The great doors of Moria!
Tristan: Um, what did you say Moria is again?
Joey: -_- He said it was the city of dwarves.
Gimli: That is Khazad-Dum! Moria is -
Yugi ( to Gandalf ): so how do we get in?
Gandalf: Well, It's very simple. This writing up here says. uh, it says.
Aragorn: The important part is Speak Friend and Enter.
Merry: What do you suppose that means?
Galdalf: Well, it's very simple. If you are a friend you speak the password and the doors will open! * says something in elvish *
Legolas: * raises one eyebrow * Pink rabbits and bunny flowers?
Yugi: No! Not * duhn duhn duhn * Funny Bunny!
* Doors of Moria swing open and cause a cave in *
Frodo: * oblivious * It's a riddle.
* Something moves through the water. *
Tea: * high pitched scream *
Frodo: * still oblivious * Gandalf, What's the Elvish Word for friend?
Gandalf: Uh. Uh. Uh.
Legolas: It's melon.
Airenidale: Uh. Why didn't that work?
Frodo: Let me try. Mellon.
* Rocks roll away *
Airenidale: Oh, now I know what was wrong. Legolas had a typo.
All: Wha?
Airenidale: Never mind.
* all walk into moria *
Gimli: Soon master elf, you shall enjoy the fabled hospitality of the dwarves!
Mai: How can you live here? This place reeks!
Yugi: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! * falls down into skeletons * * lothlorien hat falls off and hair aluminates skulls *
Tea: Yugiiiiiiiiii. * jumps into his arms *
Yugi: * knees buckling * Yami! Help -- * falls down * -- me.
Tea: Yugiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Frodo: Ha! My lungs are bigger than yours!
Tea: Well, I just didn't want to waste space, but if you want to have a screaming contest.
Frodo: Yes! On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3!
Aragorn: Stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* continues for 3 pages* oooooooooooop!
Mai: We have a new champion!
* Giant Squid grabs Frodo, Yugi, Airenidale *
Joey: Oooooh, Yum! Calamari!
Tristan: * druels *
Aragorn: How can you think of your stomachs at a time like this!?
Mai: It's what they do.
Legolas: Nooooooo! Airenidale! I'm coming! . Uh, I mean, Oh dear? * nervous look *
Joey: Haha. You care about your girlfriend!
* Mai gets Grabbed *
Joey: Maaiiiii! Nooooooooooo! * pants for breathe *
Mai: Joey you idiot! Don't just stand there and panic! Get me out of this thing!
Tea: Yugi! Somebody help him!
Legolas: Why don't you? It's not like you don't have a sword.
Tea: I'm just a girl!
Legolas: *points at Airenidale who is freeing herself effectively * So is she!
Frodo: * sob * Nobody cares.
Squid: I care! * dies *
* Everyone falls *
Legolas: Airenidale! * catches her *
Joey: Haha. You saved your girlfriend!
Legolas: Uh, Uh. She's not my girlfriend! I uh. I . Look at that dirty water! Some people appreciate clean hair! * smiles proudly *
Mai: She's not the only one. Joey, why didn't you catch me, you idiot? My hair is filthy!
Joey: Ugh, stupid elf-boy.
Legolas: Filthy human.
Airenidale: Oh no, Legolas. We must pity those less pretty.
Frodo: Legolas! How could you?!
Legolas: How could I what?
Frodo: You killed him!
Tristan: O.o Him?
Legolas: It was about to eat Airen- Uh, I mean you.
Frodo: He was the only one who cared other than Sam who's gone.
Mai: Well, now that thing is gone too, so deal with it!
Frodo: Nobody cares.
* rumbling *
Yugi: Uh, can anyone hear that?
Gandalf: Into the mines!
* all run into mines * * rocks from cave-in before seal entrance *
Tea: Yugi! I'm afraid of the dark! Where are you? Please hold my hand!
Yugi: * Takes of hat (that reappeared on his head magicly) * I'm coming Tea! Florescent hair is not always bad!
Merry & Pippin: What do we do now?
Gandalf: We have but one choice. We must face the long dark of Moria.
Duhn, duhn, duhn. R & r please.
Right before Moria
Tristan: So. what exactly is Moria anyway?
Gimli: O_O but, but, but surely you have heard of Khazad-Dum, The Great City of the Dwarves!
Joey: O.o uh, I'm not ringin' any bells.
Legolas: What do bells have to do with this?
Mai: It's called a figure of speech, you blonde.
Airenidale: You're one to talk.
Mai: Stop sticking up for your boyfriend.
Legolas: I'm not her boyfriend! * nervous look *
Mai: Stay out of this, blonde male!
Airenidale: Shut up!
Joey: Ladies! Break it up!
Mai & Airenidale: Stay out of this! * sissy fight *
Gimli: * talking to Yugi & Frodo * The secrets of Moria are so well hidden that even its masters cannot remember them.
Legolas: Why am I not surprised?
Airenidale: * giddy laugh *
Tea: That wasn't a very friendly thing to say. Why don't you two be friends instead? The bonds of friendship are very powerful and * continues unheard *
Gandalf: Look! The great doors of Moria!
Tristan: Um, what did you say Moria is again?
Joey: -_- He said it was the city of dwarves.
Gimli: That is Khazad-Dum! Moria is -
Yugi ( to Gandalf ): so how do we get in?
Gandalf: Well, It's very simple. This writing up here says. uh, it says.
Aragorn: The important part is Speak Friend and Enter.
Merry: What do you suppose that means?
Galdalf: Well, it's very simple. If you are a friend you speak the password and the doors will open! * says something in elvish *
Legolas: * raises one eyebrow * Pink rabbits and bunny flowers?
Yugi: No! Not * duhn duhn duhn * Funny Bunny!
* Doors of Moria swing open and cause a cave in *
Frodo: * oblivious * It's a riddle.
* Something moves through the water. *
Tea: * high pitched scream *
Frodo: * still oblivious * Gandalf, What's the Elvish Word for friend?
Gandalf: Uh. Uh. Uh.
Legolas: It's melon.
Airenidale: Uh. Why didn't that work?
Frodo: Let me try. Mellon.
* Rocks roll away *
Airenidale: Oh, now I know what was wrong. Legolas had a typo.
All: Wha?
Airenidale: Never mind.
* all walk into moria *
Gimli: Soon master elf, you shall enjoy the fabled hospitality of the dwarves!
Mai: How can you live here? This place reeks!
Yugi: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! * falls down into skeletons * * lothlorien hat falls off and hair aluminates skulls *
Tea: Yugiiiiiiiiii. * jumps into his arms *
Yugi: * knees buckling * Yami! Help -- * falls down * -- me.
Tea: Yugiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Frodo: Ha! My lungs are bigger than yours!
Tea: Well, I just didn't want to waste space, but if you want to have a screaming contest.
Frodo: Yes! On the count of 3. 1, 2, 3!
Aragorn: Stoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
* continues for 3 pages* oooooooooooop!
Mai: We have a new champion!
* Giant Squid grabs Frodo, Yugi, Airenidale *
Joey: Oooooh, Yum! Calamari!
Tristan: * druels *
Aragorn: How can you think of your stomachs at a time like this!?
Mai: It's what they do.
Legolas: Nooooooo! Airenidale! I'm coming! . Uh, I mean, Oh dear? * nervous look *
Joey: Haha. You care about your girlfriend!
* Mai gets Grabbed *
Joey: Maaiiiii! Nooooooooooo! * pants for breathe *
Mai: Joey you idiot! Don't just stand there and panic! Get me out of this thing!
Tea: Yugi! Somebody help him!
Legolas: Why don't you? It's not like you don't have a sword.
Tea: I'm just a girl!
Legolas: *points at Airenidale who is freeing herself effectively * So is she!
Frodo: * sob * Nobody cares.
Squid: I care! * dies *
* Everyone falls *
Legolas: Airenidale! * catches her *
Joey: Haha. You saved your girlfriend!
Legolas: Uh, Uh. She's not my girlfriend! I uh. I . Look at that dirty water! Some people appreciate clean hair! * smiles proudly *
Mai: She's not the only one. Joey, why didn't you catch me, you idiot? My hair is filthy!
Joey: Ugh, stupid elf-boy.
Legolas: Filthy human.
Airenidale: Oh no, Legolas. We must pity those less pretty.
Frodo: Legolas! How could you?!
Legolas: How could I what?
Frodo: You killed him!
Tristan: O.o Him?
Legolas: It was about to eat Airen- Uh, I mean you.
Frodo: He was the only one who cared other than Sam who's gone.
Mai: Well, now that thing is gone too, so deal with it!
Frodo: Nobody cares.
* rumbling *
Yugi: Uh, can anyone hear that?
Gandalf: Into the mines!
* all run into mines * * rocks from cave-in before seal entrance *
Tea: Yugi! I'm afraid of the dark! Where are you? Please hold my hand!
Yugi: * Takes of hat (that reappeared on his head magicly) * I'm coming Tea! Florescent hair is not always bad!
Merry & Pippin: What do we do now?
Gandalf: We have but one choice. We must face the long dark of Moria.
Duhn, duhn, duhn. R & r please.