I would like to comment on a review that gave offense to a friend of mine.
She says that she liked Legolas before the movie came out. So there :P
And about the anonymous reviews, I tried to make it possible, but I'm not
sure it worked, so sorry if you can't review, but I can't help it.
WAAAAAAAAAH! (
Also I am going to have a poll as soon as I can get anonymous reviews abut
The hair argument. Think carefully and try not to be biased toward your
favorite character. This is a hair contest, not a popularity show.
Joey: I can't go on. Can't move. Too tired. * falls into Mai's arms * How long have we been walking?
Tristan: Are we there yet?
Mai: Get off of me you lazy moron! We've been walking for five minutes!
Tristan: Are we there yet?
Aragorn: It is a four day journey.
Tristan: Are we there yet?
Tea: Could someone tape his mouth shut, pleeeease? * looks desparately at Yugi *
Authoress: * appears * * tapes Tristan's mouth shut * * disappears *
Tristan: Urmph ee err eh?
Pippin: What's tape?
YGO gang: * rolls eyes *
* 30 minutes later *
Merry: Which way is it Gandalf?
Gandalf: Uh.Uh.Uh, you figure it out!
Frodo: But, but, but you are the guide!
Authoress: * appears * too bad we don't have Bakura and his Millenium Ring.
Tristan: O_O
Yugi: But, but, Bakura would send us all to the shadow realm before he would help us!
Authoress: ^__^ * smiles innocently * he wouldn't send meeeeee to the shadow realm.
Airenidale: You're demented! OoO
Authoress: What was your first clue?
Gimli: (who is a little slow) Which way do we go Gandalf?
Authoress: I know! Follow your nose! * pushes Joey forward *
Airenidale: Stop stealing lines!
Authoress: He's been having too much pipeweed. He wouldn't have thought of it!
All exept Airenidale & Authoress: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
Joey: Hey who pushed me! Waaaaaaait I smell something?
All: :D
Joey: It smells dead.
All: * sweatdrop *
Mai: Well, like, no duh!
Gandalf: Ahh, it's this way!
Merry: He's remembered!
Gandalf: No, but the air doesn't smell so foul down here. When in doubt, always follow your nose!
Joey: I coulda told ya that!
Authoress: ( Alright say it.
Airenidale: I told you so! (
Merry: Seriously, what is tape?
Gimli: Welcome to the dwarf city!
Mai: It looks like a bunch of rocks to me.
Gimli: Rocks! This is the home of my cousin Balin!
Tristan: Urmph urmph! * points *
Legolas: What did he say?
Joey: He said looky-looky. Hey isn't that a tomb?
Gimli: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo * only 1 pages ( (sorry to the Gimli fans; what am I saying? What Gimli fans!?) * ooo!!!
Mai: And we have a runner - up!
* all follow Gimli into next room. *
Gandalf: Here lies Balin, Lord of Moria. He is dead then.
Gimli: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Mai: No, screaming louder does not give you bonus points.
Gimli: But it takes more breath to scream louder! (
Mai: It still doesn't count.
Gimli: Aww.
Joey: Does this mean we don't getta eat?
Gandalf: * picks up heavy rotting book * Ooooooooh :D Balin's Diary! * starts reading from a random page *
Pippin: *stares at a button on the well * Do not touch. Hmm. I wonder what would happen if .
Airenidale: Pippin! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Authoress: Too late! :D
* Hollywood special effects: explosion *
Pippin: O_O!
Authoress: * sigh * Don'cha just hate how fake Hollywood is?
All: .
Authoress: FINE! IGNORE ME! SEE IF I CARE!
All: Ok.
Authoress: * shakes head *
Gandalf: * NON- accidentally knocks skelloton into the well * Fool of a Took!
Random- no, ALL enraged Pippin fangirls (EPF): Liaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! * clobber gandalf *
Authoress: * blows whistle* * fangirls stop * That's enough ladies. We can't kill off one of the main characters before his time.
LOTR movie expert/ EPF: Well, he comes ba-
Authoress: * Does big scary Gandalf magic trick * NO SPOILERS! * endS G magic trick * But I see your point. You may tell the others.
EPF: * proceed to kill Gandalf as low ratedly as possible *
Yugi: Uhh. I hate to interrupt, but.
Tristan: eh ih ay ah oh ee! (Get this tape off of me!)
Authoress: * rolls eyes * Ugh. Fine, but if you say "Are we there yet" one more time, . * snaps fingers & tape is removed *
Tristan: Yay I can talk again! ^________^
Authoress: What were you saying Yugi? * arrows rain from the, uh, doorway! narrowly missing everybody * Oh. That.
Tea: * high pitched scream (subsequently [futurely] known as EEEK! For lack of a better word) * Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Yugiiiiiiiiiiii!
Aragorn: Bar the doors! * pushing all by himself *
Authoress: They have a cavetroll ha said it before you Boromir - Boromir?
Airenidale: Where did he go!?
* everyone looks frantically for Boromir. including orcs & troll. Excluding Merry, because.*
Merry: Seriously, what is tape? Hahahaha. Cliffie cause my finger is dying. (I hunt and peck, pleez don't attack, it's an important skill if u have to type 1 handed) The 3 Questions of the day are: Will Merry find out what tape is?, Will Merry ever find out what tape is?, and Should he drop the subject? (Vote in the reviews, and maybe Galadriel will tell him that Airenidale knows. Unfortunately, that is top secret info, so Galadriel could die for giving it out. :D) R&R pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee * infinite pages, ha I love authoress power! * eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!
Joey: I can't go on. Can't move. Too tired. * falls into Mai's arms * How long have we been walking?
Tristan: Are we there yet?
Mai: Get off of me you lazy moron! We've been walking for five minutes!
Tristan: Are we there yet?
Aragorn: It is a four day journey.
Tristan: Are we there yet?
Tea: Could someone tape his mouth shut, pleeeease? * looks desparately at Yugi *
Authoress: * appears * * tapes Tristan's mouth shut * * disappears *
Tristan: Urmph ee err eh?
Pippin: What's tape?
YGO gang: * rolls eyes *
* 30 minutes later *
Merry: Which way is it Gandalf?
Gandalf: Uh.Uh.Uh, you figure it out!
Frodo: But, but, but you are the guide!
Authoress: * appears * too bad we don't have Bakura and his Millenium Ring.
Tristan: O_O
Yugi: But, but, Bakura would send us all to the shadow realm before he would help us!
Authoress: ^__^ * smiles innocently * he wouldn't send meeeeee to the shadow realm.
Airenidale: You're demented! OoO
Authoress: What was your first clue?
Gimli: (who is a little slow) Which way do we go Gandalf?
Authoress: I know! Follow your nose! * pushes Joey forward *
Airenidale: Stop stealing lines!
Authoress: He's been having too much pipeweed. He wouldn't have thought of it!
All exept Airenidale & Authoress: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
Joey: Hey who pushed me! Waaaaaaait I smell something?
All: :D
Joey: It smells dead.
All: * sweatdrop *
Mai: Well, like, no duh!
Gandalf: Ahh, it's this way!
Merry: He's remembered!
Gandalf: No, but the air doesn't smell so foul down here. When in doubt, always follow your nose!
Joey: I coulda told ya that!
Authoress: ( Alright say it.
Airenidale: I told you so! (
Merry: Seriously, what is tape?
Gimli: Welcome to the dwarf city!
Mai: It looks like a bunch of rocks to me.
Gimli: Rocks! This is the home of my cousin Balin!
Tristan: Urmph urmph! * points *
Legolas: What did he say?
Joey: He said looky-looky. Hey isn't that a tomb?
Gimli: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo * only 1 pages ( (sorry to the Gimli fans; what am I saying? What Gimli fans!?) * ooo!!!
Mai: And we have a runner - up!
* all follow Gimli into next room. *
Gandalf: Here lies Balin, Lord of Moria. He is dead then.
Gimli: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Mai: No, screaming louder does not give you bonus points.
Gimli: But it takes more breath to scream louder! (
Mai: It still doesn't count.
Gimli: Aww.
Joey: Does this mean we don't getta eat?
Gandalf: * picks up heavy rotting book * Ooooooooh :D Balin's Diary! * starts reading from a random page *
Pippin: *stares at a button on the well * Do not touch. Hmm. I wonder what would happen if .
Airenidale: Pippin! Nooooooooooooooooooooooo-
Authoress: Too late! :D
* Hollywood special effects: explosion *
Pippin: O_O!
Authoress: * sigh * Don'cha just hate how fake Hollywood is?
All: .
Authoress: FINE! IGNORE ME! SEE IF I CARE!
All: Ok.
Authoress: * shakes head *
Gandalf: * NON- accidentally knocks skelloton into the well * Fool of a Took!
Random- no, ALL enraged Pippin fangirls (EPF): Liaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! * clobber gandalf *
Authoress: * blows whistle* * fangirls stop * That's enough ladies. We can't kill off one of the main characters before his time.
LOTR movie expert/ EPF: Well, he comes ba-
Authoress: * Does big scary Gandalf magic trick * NO SPOILERS! * endS G magic trick * But I see your point. You may tell the others.
EPF: * proceed to kill Gandalf as low ratedly as possible *
Yugi: Uhh. I hate to interrupt, but.
Tristan: eh ih ay ah oh ee! (Get this tape off of me!)
Authoress: * rolls eyes * Ugh. Fine, but if you say "Are we there yet" one more time, . * snaps fingers & tape is removed *
Tristan: Yay I can talk again! ^________^
Authoress: What were you saying Yugi? * arrows rain from the, uh, doorway! narrowly missing everybody * Oh. That.
Tea: * high pitched scream (subsequently [futurely] known as EEEK! For lack of a better word) * Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Yugiiiiiiiiiiii!
Aragorn: Bar the doors! * pushing all by himself *
Authoress: They have a cavetroll ha said it before you Boromir - Boromir?
Airenidale: Where did he go!?
* everyone looks frantically for Boromir. including orcs & troll. Excluding Merry, because.*
Merry: Seriously, what is tape? Hahahaha. Cliffie cause my finger is dying. (I hunt and peck, pleez don't attack, it's an important skill if u have to type 1 handed) The 3 Questions of the day are: Will Merry find out what tape is?, Will Merry ever find out what tape is?, and Should he drop the subject? (Vote in the reviews, and maybe Galadriel will tell him that Airenidale knows. Unfortunately, that is top secret info, so Galadriel could die for giving it out. :D) R&R pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee * infinite pages, ha I love authoress power! * eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!!!